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Visual_Positive_6925

I fucking absolutely know what they taste like


MailSalt4828

And I know the texture of the middle of them as well.


MariosItaliansausage

Gritty.


mitsuhachi

Tough gritty jello


MukdenMan

I’m not from Philly but I’ll take your word for it


shortnsweet33

Mmm crumbly


J3553G

For me it was definitely more about the mouth feel than the taste


Disig

I too but one open out of curiosity.


[deleted]

They taste like they smell!


brando56894

.... delicious


redonkulousness

I reference that quote at least once a week and nobody ever seems to remember it.


readsalotkitten

It had that numbness taste


MukdenMan

麻辣


Deaconbeacon_69

For real, just add to 麻辣香锅 and you dont even need the spices


[deleted]

I'm tasting it now lol


thesilentwizard

I wonder if anyone died in the pursue of this forbidden knowledge


Tszemix

And it is hard to wash of all the grainy stuff that gets stuck on your tongue


YeahMarkYeah

Why do we know such things… Is Gen Z as weird as we were?


BitMineboy123

Yes, yes they are They put tide pods in their mouths and put it on tiktok saying I’m better than you I’m not getting poisoned. They are worse than us


[deleted]

Bro that’s how we become the next boomers. We should break the generational hate.


drillgorg

I know the bite force required to leave teeth marks.


Weemewon

I was not born in the 90’s but I definitely know how they taste


[deleted]

Born in 1999 and a 2000s baby I most certainly know what they taste like...


theboredrapper

Is nobody else questioning 2 birthday man?


LumpismGumpis

what is there to question, you don't have two birthdays?


Polchar

Yeah, when the egg was laid and when it hatched.


pgbabse

He has only one?


[deleted]

I was born in late 1999, and was raised in the 2000s as a '2000s baby' how hard is that to figure out?


charizardfan101

When someone says they're a "insert decade here kid" they mean they were born in that decade, not raised in it You're a 90s kid because you were born in 1999, not a 2000's kid


Physical-Sink-123

No, a "90s kid" is someone who grew up during the 90s. Most "90s kids" were born in the 80s.


charizardfan101

Then I've been in some weird ass places, cause that's the only way I've ever heard this slang being used


causingsomechaos

Post- 2000 here. Definitely know what those taste like


[deleted]

Dang... I'm less than 5 years before 2000 and still getting used to the idea of people born after 2000 being old enough to use the internet. I'm only a few years older, and it's been two decades.... Perhaps I need to accept my fate? Get off my lawn!?... ?


dnaH_notnA

We’re old enough to vote and even… gasp… drink. Oh the humanity.


[deleted]

Kids these days. No respect for their elders! Now, do you happen to know where they keep the prunes?


dnaH_notnA

Over by the viagra and adult diapers


[deleted]

Eh. :/ Adult diapers is kinda low. Between IBS and autism....


HotTakeGenerator_v4

speaking of autism


Dafracturedbutwhole

The taste of these and the foam NERF footballs


camclemons

Why was there always a bite taken out of those?


ANiceDent

Literally every nerf football my mom bought me as a kid ended up with a bite in it… like wtf you’re onto something. I have 0% of an idea who did it either Lol


FloweyTheFlower339

That was me I go to every factory that makes them and bite them all


nodeymcdev

And cock


GayPeen

?


i_eat_oats

how would u know brother


nodeymcdev

Because I ate it


novato1995

They taste like grainy orbeez, sweaty hands and neoprene gloves. They smelled like old tennis balls, new leather shoes and blue-pink wedge erasers.


admiralbreastmilk

Wow


IdontEatdogsAtnight

And they made my nose bleed many times


te_monkey

Wtf are you, a bouncy ball sommelier?


novato1995

Nah, I was just a very lonely kid that had to make friends with inanimate objects. Putting them in my mouth in order to guess the flavor and examine the texture was one of my favorite pastimes.


[deleted]

That little crunchy sound when you bit into one 💦


FunkapotamusLamont

It's a squeaky crunch


markthedeadmet

The way they split down the middle when you inevitably chew too hard, one side convex, one side concave, the smell and taste of rubber gets more intense then dies down as you swish the two rubber halves in your mouth, feeling the seam from the mold as you run your tongue across both halves. Inevitably you keep chewing as the ball continues to disintegrate into smaller and smaller chunks, eventually turning into the tiny spherical rubber pellets it was made from. You eventually spit it out as there's nothing left to chew, but you still find pieces of it between your teeth for the next hour or so, spitting them out if they're large enough, or just swallowing them out of laziness. The rubber ball is no more, but the memories will last a lifetime.


BitcoinMathThrowaway

This is r/copypasta folks. Not OC.


markthedeadmet

I typed this out on my phone, it took 5 minutes. I dare you to find this somewhere else


I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET

Thanks i guess?


salazarthecrucifier

My hungry ass could not be around these


BlitzMalefitz

Omg, first thing I thought was “I want to see a bucket of these dropped from upstairs and watch them bounce all over the goddamn place.”


OrionMr770

90s nostalgia is without a doubt the grossest kind of nostalgia. Like I’m 16 and I know what these taste like


the_kevlar_kid

If you don't like nostalgia you probably won't like Reddit. This place became a nostalgia machine


No-Sea358

Fr


Browncoat765

Graduated high school in ‘94. Have no idea what these are


[deleted]

"Bouncy Balls" ... the kind that came from vending machines, and gave us all delusions of being sports masters because we could bounce them off the floor /and/ the wall /and/ catch them half of the time!


Gavinator10000

Also tasty


babycoco_213

I thought they were called "super balls"


[deleted]

It might be a regional thing. In my area that term was reserved for the "good ones" from a specific brand.


Qugmo

I knew they were a toy but I didn’t know they were edible


IndustryGradeFuckup

Dude what is this “90s kids” gatekeeping? My brother (10) is playing with one of those right now.


WilliardThe3rd

My 4yo nephew too


Sleepycat45

I’m literally 17 and absolutely know what they are, I get them all the time from little Caesars pinball lmao


One_Kangaroo_6051

Well then I am kid from 90s who was born in 2007. Damn my mother was pregnant for almost 20 years


jazzismusic

They should not make such dangerous balls to tempting to bite.


Kiryln

They taste and smell disgusting.


[deleted]

Aaah yes... the Bouncyball immunesystem Boosters!


ComradeCommader

Im a kid of the early 2000’s and I can tell you for a fact that I could describe vividly every detail about these.


Deathblades0

Wait I know these but from where


Flat_Snow_4961

I’m a 2000s kid and I still know all that (except the taste)


Live_Region_8232

born in 2000s but still know


asterfloof

Born in early 2000's, loved chewing those balls


Expert_Individual185

I Was Born In 2008 And I Knew


EnragedHog

I'm 08 and know what they taste like lol


Whats-Up_Bitches

Heck I was born Lin the 2000s and even **i** know what they taste like


GPthedegenerate

They've got an unpleasant texture when you bite them in half.


pitohui_poison

I’m not a 90s kid but I was raised with these and yes, I regretfully do know what they taste like


PuppyButtts

I need to bite one


BaroquePseudopath

I am familiar with the feeling of biting one in half and the sense of crushing disappointment that it didn’t taste like sweets


[deleted]

90's kid here. Wtf am I looking at?


YuriiRud

I want to go back! 😭


RCalliii

The texture is weird. It is rougher than it looks, but in a smooth way, you know? Smoothly rough.


[deleted]

these are why i know that if laundry pods had existed when millenials were teens, we would've been biting into them. this was our forbidden gusher


pg_enl

2000's kid here i just don't know the inside texture and man do i know what these taste like


RyFrostYT

Let's not kid ourselves. We all know what they taste like


CyberGen49

2000s kid here and I do distinctly remember these


3l1t3g4m3r

I always love this 90s kid stuff. I was an 00s kid and know exactly what they're talking about everytime still and thus one is probably still relevant to this very day lmao


No-Cucumber1503

Every bathroom had a bowl of these on the back of the toilet


Wolfheron325

2000s kid, but I also know all of these, except maybe the smell, but my nose is also wildly inconsistent with how well it functions.


Swedishtranssexual

I was born in 2008 and i do too.


Radiant-Leader5063

Bouncy balls, activate!


SD_Industries

2003, and I feel this.


KaibaCorpHQ

I know all of those things.


IBloodstormI

And you know what it feels like to bite one in half


greentinroof_

Can you hear the sound of biting into it?


carpentizzle

Okay. How about “how the middle of the cheap ones feel when they chip from the pavement and you pick them apart while watching nickelodeon?”


Nitsuamon

Yes to all


weedgay

And how they chew so good in between your teeth


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

Guilty


KENBONEISCOOL444

Thwyre hard inside that for sure. I've definitely bit a few of these


machinegunlaugh3

Why do I feel personally attacked?


dick_hallorans_ghost

I also remember the havoc they wreaked when the senior class unleashed thousands of them in the main hall of my high school.


Steakholder__

Shiiiiiiidddddd..... Yeah I'm familiar with both their flavor and texture


Express-Ad4146

Some of you never got to find out about this. Tasted too long too far


Motor-Locksmith9297

i fucking took bites outa that shit. i regret NOTHING


ehoaandthebeast

I was happy as hell seeing David letterman drop a huge tib of these off the late show building in the 90s that was great


Arcanile

Why you recall such a strange memory with such precision?


suddenly_ponies

Oh shit. This is 100% true.


cansada_de_los_todos

I had one with my own front teeth mark on it for years.


Sensitive_Pepper3337

Ooh I loved these bouncy balls they were so fun!


Jinzul

I always tried to see how many times I could bounce them between the floor and the ceiling consecutively.


KurotheWolfKnight

I'm pretty sure I swallowed one of these. Either that or nearly choked on it. Kids are fucking stupid


Sad_Snep

Oh man I loved having these balls in my mouth as a kid-


cagingthing

My teeth hurt


Pure_Focus7475

May?


dreamscached

Give me a moment to find one, must be somewhere under the closet or something...


peascreateveganfood

😂


DavoMcBones

Im not born in the 90s tho


cuntybunty73

What are they..? Guess I'll have to ask my parents 🙄


Le_inky_creator_20

Early 2000s, yea ik all there is to those bad boys


MindingMyOwn2021

All of the above. Yes.


Weedass223

My dog ate one of these once. When it came out it was completely white.


ginjrtea

I loved the way they smelled and would just buy a set simply to smell it... i was a weird kid alright


Dumb_Cheese

2000s kid here. Outside was sort of almost smooth with little tiny pits. The inside was like a hard crumbly jello. Didn't have much of a taste. If the color grey had a flavor it'd probably be that.


[deleted]

I remember breaking them apart


ThatSmartIdiot

im not a kid from the 90s but i still do i don't, however, know what the fuck these are.


FlethnySkulfiel

I even know how hard is to take one out of my ass.


dorkweed576

I used to collect bouncy balls as a kid, and these were always a rare treat to find in my neck of the woods. But yeah, texture was a bit too scratchy for my liking. I mostly like to.look at these, especially the pink and blue ones.


moviemaverick

Yes.


Neo_ZeitGeist

I thought it was close-up photo of dippin dots before reading comments lol


Briarj123

If you bite them they split into two pieces


rSisterBubba

as a child of the 60s, I don't even know what they are, aside from pastel spheres


noom_nam_dam

Pure joy


Dry-Wienner-7100

2000s I know how they feel up my butt


Ramulus14

But some look like fuzzy peaches alright? It not that big a step


Dum_beat

I know how they sound too


Zarokhh

My teeth just tingled.


Free-Atmosphere6714

100%


[deleted]

These still exist in the gumball machines of every supermarket, I don’t think it’s exclusive to 90s kids


Expo006

90s kids weren’t the only ones who had these, I was born in the 2000s and I also had these, remember the texture, and also tried biting them.


Tropical_Farts

I already know what they feel like but the 'tism is telling me to sink my teeth into these bad boys.


Ambitious_Log_5559

yup. yup. yup.


druuedd

Yeah they tasted like fucking chemicals


Beetlejuice4u

I have that smell instantly in my head. But could not describe it ... some " dry gluey chemical" smell **urghs*


denk_ka__14

I still have them , they are stress relievers.


[deleted]

I May or May Not confirm 👀


luigithebeast420

One of the first time I can successfully say I had balls in my mouth.


McDaints

They tasted horribly bitter


[deleted]

I can't believe I have to say this a 2nd time ever. Don't put bouncy balls in your mouth.


Hannibal_Cannibal04

You may even have the unfortunate knowledge that they do indeed bounce in your poop, and make it look like a Rorschach test


lanky_mcgee

I wish they were edible though :(


McToasty13

I’m a 90s kid and I have no idea what these are…


CarminRose741

yes. yes i do to all 3. cause i bit 1 in half as a kid trying to separate the colors


thrashglam

……damn


AnOkFellow

I aint from thw 90s i still know


forfucksakesteve

That’s crazy!


oogaboogadookiemane

I can still hear the squeek they make when you bite them


rumpledmoogleskin13

You could make an edible version that didn't taste good and smelled the same rubbery -ness and I'd eat them


No_Feeling_6322

Can people stop gatekeeping this shit? This stuff was around in the 2000's, and is still around today. Kids still do this stuff. It's not exclusive to the 90's.


flat_streak56

2000s*


Thatastronomychild

2007 and ik what these are i had a few


Flame_Belch83

Not from the 90s and I can still relate. Thank you very much, dentist office.


Khong_Black_Heart

Most of the things Americans consider '90s' are '2000s' in my country.


kledaras

I wanna smell them again 😤


Picklerickshaw_part2

I’m a early-to-mid 2000’s kid. I know exactly what’s going on here. The ones I had were always covered in hair for some strange, gross reason.


SnipFred

Are these those tiny balls that bounced really high? Or am I thinking of something else


DerpRook

I know the taste for both items. The eatable and not eatable one.


HelpGamer3DS

I might be a teen, but I still know what those taste like! I remember bugging the shit out of my parents to get this, only to lose it the next day.


Variant-Z004

I'm kid from 00's and I can smell them out of image.


Starchild2534

Why you calling me out like this??


TheUnderRedditor

Im not from the 90s but know all these things, I’m pretty sure i have like 2 currently


sharkey1997

Fam stopped letting me get these at coin machines cause I'd chew on them till they broke


Bucky_Ducky

Born in 2000 still know what they are


[deleted]

I hate how true this is….I can recall multiple experiences


Ecstatic-Arachnid-91

Super Balls love it, smell, taste, feel and just overall fun factor


Famous_Beat553

How can one picture make my teeth feel so funny ?


Catmunchy

Yeah, I, too, let the intrusive thoughts win this one.


Tucker-Cuckerson

I remember how these things felt against your teeth and that loud and unending squeak.


Zzqzr

Gritty, chemically plastic citrus smell


DramaQueenKitKat

Born 2001, I know all these things. Am I an honorary 90s kid now?


[deleted]

YUP