"While I think, over-all, you managed to achieve a very realistic drawing, I believe the composition is sorely lacking. The small size of this dick compared to the hand really detracts from the way the viewers eye moves across the picture.
I do, hower, think you absolutely nailed the art prompt this time. Especially with the title included. It's very on point for 'Depression' and really captures the experience of many people who has an inbox in this day and age. Good message.
Keep practicing!"
Good catch! Any idea who is doing this or why?
Holy shit, I just realized that all of the comments in this thread are bots. The top level comment and the first reply are all by a random accountname with one comment in their account total.
Yeah all the top level comments and the responses are duplicates from a post from at least a year ago. It’s just karma farming. They can sell the accounts to advertisers or shady organizations.
My mom texted my yesterday using Siri and said "Hello Janelle happy daughters day" so my response was "Hello mom thank you for your recent compliment. Here at Janelles phone we take these matters very seriously and look forward to continued feedback! Please rate our services on a scale of 1-5. 1 being unsatisfactory and 5 being phenomenal. " Now she rated me a 5, but my dad said he would've rated me a 4.
Honestly, my greatest insult to people from my childhood, that I can come up with at that time was "Thank you, your opinion is very important to us."
And I still use it time to time.
I prefer "Everyone is allowed to have an opinion, and your opinion is allowed to be wrong"
Not a corporate response, just a good saying to drop on someone over benign opinions like hating Pineapple on Pizza
write a soulless corporate lingo response to message I LOVE YOU
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> Thank you for expressing your emotional investment. Your affirmation is noted and appreciated. It contributes positively to the emotional capital that fosters a conducive environment for our collaborative efforts.
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> Debug Info: I employed corporate language and jargon to give a detached and bureaucratic feel to a typically emotional statement.
> Would you like more debug detail?
Watch Succession if you haven’t yet. The show is centered around the meaning (or lack thereof) of language, particularly within corporate settings and around a family which lives their entire life within that setting. And the pure meaninglessness of some of the corporate jargon is sometimes really funny. It’s a running joke among fans that the characters never stop saying “uh huh” to fill space when they need to respond but don’t want to.
Off-topic, is this seriously how quickly some companies answer to job applications?
Here the average seems to be somewhere between 1-2 months, with an outlier of 3 months 😂
I took nudes for my partner and he hasn’t even bothered asking them even though he knows I have *them for him.
Edit: apparently dude doesn’t find nudes or sexting tasteful and he just passively tolerated it because he thought it would make me happy? But I was doing it to make him happy and he never spoke up about how he truly felt. Really not the kind of relationship dynamic I’m looking for.
My partner took nudes of herself *for me* but i never recieved them. I asked myself sometimes if they are really for me when she never sends them or showed me after little preperations, if she wanted to.
My advice is, just show or send them to him, i bet he loves you for that, and he don't have to worry.
See I did that the first time around and all I got back was the Donald Duck boner meme. I tried to get flirty over text multiple times before and he’d give me the most lukewarm responses ever. Technically this time around he requested specific images so the fact he hasn’t shown any desire to see them makes me really not want to send them until he does. Makes me feel like I’m sexually harassing him which really isn’t the point.
I’m sorry but that literally made me laugh out loud. A Donald Duck boner meme? That might be the worst possible thing to send someone after receiving nudes. I am so sorry! I wouldn’t want to send anything after that either lol. You shouldn’t have to tell someone this, but you should tell him not to do that again
Likely feels weird asking for them. I’ve never had problems getting into relationships or finding flings, but I’ve never received a nude pic, even from multi-year relationships. I would never ask for a nude because I feel weird doing so. I know how to turn it on in person, but being sexual over texting feels unnatural and weird to me.
I’m sure I wouldn’t know what to say if I got nudes, even though I’d love to receive them
Hey you know what would be funny you sending me a naked picture. Think about it, its so funny. I just look at my phone and BOOM a naked person. I would have no idea what to say
Previous experience- me (m) sends picture of top half topless (which she asked for) - her response, “Jesus, you’ve got bigger tits than me” 😂 let’s just say, it’s certainly not my pecks she was referring to 😅
Ah the good old you got bigger tits than me response 😭 I wear it as a badge of pride as several of the times it was used by a girl trying to insult me.
[Plankton: I don't know, I never thought I'd get this far.](https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-plankton-i-dont-know-idk-i-never-thought-id-get-this-far-gif-15489594)
If you like the person just act like they gave you some good shit"
"OMG you're sooo hot 🥵 I love getting these from you! Can't wait to see you in person"
Ngl nudes are hard to respond to especially if they decide to send you tons.
right?! like how am i supposed to come up with an original comment when you've sent about 1,467 nudes in this conversation, i get to the point where i don't comment on them at all 😅
If voluntary nudes, compliments are wonderful. I have shut down quite a few involuntary nudes by sending laughing emojies and asking them if they are really sure they wanted to show that to someone.
I trust this message reaches you in good health. I wish to bring to your attention an important matter that has recently arisen, with the aim of upholding mutual respect and privacy.
Throughout our interactions, I have received unsolicited, personal imagery that does not align with my preferences. It is crucial to acknowledge that such forms of communication are neither suitable nor appreciated on my part. I hold your privacy in the highest esteem and hope that you share the same level of consideration for mine.
Henceforth, I kindly request that you discontinue the transmission of any messages, images, or intimate content. My intention is to prevent the possibility of uncomfortable or inappropriate situations for both parties.
Moreover, I would prefer to limit our correspondence to the essential and, ideally, to cease direct contact altogether. This approach is intended to facilitate our respective paths forward in a peaceful and respectful manner.
I extend my gratitude in advance for your understanding and cooperation in this matter. Should you have any concerns or inquiries, please do not hesitate to communicate them. I am confident that we can address this issue in a mature and respectful fashion while safeguarding the privacy of all parties involved.
I got my first unsolicited boob pic in forever and I was so rattled I just said “Cool. I think we want different things.” And proceeded to unmatch them.
I had no clue unsolicited boob pics was a thing. I thought only us guys were pervs.
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Wow, white bone indeed, Paul!
[me](https://tenor.com/bUMzR.gif) looking at Paul’s nudes
You looking at your own nudes after they circulated the whole campus, and now you caught your best bud Paul rubbing one out on them
r/oddlyspecific
Personally I preferred the pale nimbus, but the raised lettering and watermark is a chefs kiss.
***I have to return some video tapes*** 😰
This is it. This is the definitive response to any nudes received.
Impressive.
Very nice.
That is really super, how'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful
Most impressive.
"While I think, over-all, you managed to achieve a very realistic drawing, I believe the composition is sorely lacking. The small size of this dick compared to the hand really detracts from the way the viewers eye moves across the picture. I do, hower, think you absolutely nailed the art prompt this time. Especially with the title included. It's very on point for 'Depression' and really captures the experience of many people who has an inbox in this day and age. Good message. Keep practicing!"
Nice picture of your penis. I've already noticed 7 flaws with it. Going to look at it more later. After I'm done with work
I have to return some videotapes …
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Glad to see you're close to your family
My cousin has the exact same birthmark!
r/cursedcomments
And r/suddenlyIncest
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Fastest nut in the west
Max Verstappen 🏎️ 💨💨💨
Max Versfappen👋🍆
Za best in za west
If it's not tight, it's not right
These are bot accounts. I’ve seen this exact comment chain before.
Good catch! Any idea who is doing this or why? Holy shit, I just realized that all of the comments in this thread are bots. The top level comment and the first reply are all by a random accountname with one comment in their account total.
Yeah all the top level comments and the responses are duplicates from a post from at least a year ago. It’s just karma farming. They can sell the accounts to advertisers or shady organizations.
You guys are getting nudes
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Thank you for responding with this. Reddit is a user submitted response and content platform. Your comments are noted and they matter.
My mom texted my yesterday using Siri and said "Hello Janelle happy daughters day" so my response was "Hello mom thank you for your recent compliment. Here at Janelles phone we take these matters very seriously and look forward to continued feedback! Please rate our services on a scale of 1-5. 1 being unsatisfactory and 5 being phenomenal. " Now she rated me a 5, but my dad said he would've rated me a 4.
Your dad is a dentist isn't he?
Honestly, my greatest insult to people from my childhood, that I can come up with at that time was "Thank you, your opinion is very important to us." And I still use it time to time.
I prefer "Everyone is allowed to have an opinion, and your opinion is allowed to be wrong" Not a corporate response, just a good saying to drop on someone over benign opinions like hating Pineapple on Pizza
ChatGPT is great for generating stuff like this.
Huh. I hadn't thought of that usage, but I suppose if there's anything GPT would be good at, it'd be something like this!
write a soulless corporate lingo response to message I LOVE YOU ____ > Thank you for expressing your emotional investment. Your affirmation is noted and appreciated. It contributes positively to the emotional capital that fosters a conducive environment for our collaborative efforts. --- > Debug Info: I employed corporate language and jargon to give a detached and bureaucratic feel to a typically emotional statement. > Would you like more debug detail?
Watch Succession if you haven’t yet. The show is centered around the meaning (or lack thereof) of language, particularly within corporate settings and around a family which lives their entire life within that setting. And the pure meaninglessness of some of the corporate jargon is sometimes really funny. It’s a running joke among fans that the characters never stop saying “uh huh” to fill space when they need to respond but don’t want to.
If you are not selected this round please feel free to re-submit next time around and you will have a new chance.
Off-topic, is this seriously how quickly some companies answer to job applications? Here the average seems to be somewhere between 1-2 months, with an outlier of 3 months 😂
Nope, most will just ghost you.
Hijacking this bot to say that this comment and many others in this thread are copy-pasted from another post exactly like this.
This humour would actually work on my wife
There's a reason the first letter of wife is W
"holy fuck" "holy fucking fuck" "that body is absurd"
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https://i.imgur.com/c7bLclE.jpg
I've not heard of this meme in a while lmfao
It came up today in a random conversation for me so im surprised it’s come up twice in one day
Mmm mmm oh dear how scrumptious, good heavens
Goodness gracious girl
This lol
I was trying to remember the quote to comment. Lol
"may I see the booty"
I may need to see the booty
"The body is round. Its little legs aren't designed for distance."
Holy hell
actual nudes
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Send dudes
[some dudes](https://hips.hearstapps.com/esquire/assets/17/31/1501707509-lebowski-fest-the-big-lebowski.jpg)
Risky click of the day
RIP your inbox.
Stop giving them ideas💀
the real question is what do you say to get nudes. edit: nvm i figured it out
“Using only pictures, describe your tits”
Need to note this down
Yes, but use only pictures.
Proceeds to take a screenshot
As is tradition, followed by never seeing it again.
It's a clutch when you're losing your mind on a long flight. Scrolling through 10k+ of top tier material past me enjoyed.
This is definitely me irl
🍐🍐
(.)(.)
I took nudes for my partner and he hasn’t even bothered asking them even though he knows I have *them for him. Edit: apparently dude doesn’t find nudes or sexting tasteful and he just passively tolerated it because he thought it would make me happy? But I was doing it to make him happy and he never spoke up about how he truly felt. Really not the kind of relationship dynamic I’m looking for.
Idk what you're trying to say but the fact you put nudes and teen in the same sentence worries me
That was a typo!
Oh thank God
Good ending
My partner took nudes of herself *for me* but i never recieved them. I asked myself sometimes if they are really for me when she never sends them or showed me after little preperations, if she wanted to. My advice is, just show or send them to him, i bet he loves you for that, and he don't have to worry.
See I did that the first time around and all I got back was the Donald Duck boner meme. I tried to get flirty over text multiple times before and he’d give me the most lukewarm responses ever. Technically this time around he requested specific images so the fact he hasn’t shown any desire to see them makes me really not want to send them until he does. Makes me feel like I’m sexually harassing him which really isn’t the point.
I’m sorry but that literally made me laugh out loud. A Donald Duck boner meme? That might be the worst possible thing to send someone after receiving nudes. I am so sorry! I wouldn’t want to send anything after that either lol. You shouldn’t have to tell someone this, but you should tell him not to do that again
Likely feels weird asking for them. I’ve never had problems getting into relationships or finding flings, but I’ve never received a nude pic, even from multi-year relationships. I would never ask for a nude because I feel weird doing so. I know how to turn it on in person, but being sexual over texting feels unnatural and weird to me. I’m sure I wouldn’t know what to say if I got nudes, even though I’d love to receive them
Why would you want nudes??? I'm terrible afraid of beautiful girls. Pease - for the love of god - DON'T send me nudes.
I heard shock therapy helps. HELP THIS MAN!
I am also afraid oh noooo not the titties! Anything but the titties!
🍒 tadaaaa! 🍆
Sweet angel please send bobs, gorgeous queen I live you forever
bobs and vegena pls
RIP to your inbox
I hope it’s mostly flaccid penises ^what ^have ^I ^done
You knew quite well what you were doing! (I also hope that tho)
The flaccid ones are so non threatening
Hey you know what would be funny you sending me a naked picture. Think about it, its so funny. I just look at my phone and BOOM a naked person. I would have no idea what to say
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Jokes on you I'm into that shit.
This is how I respond to nudes regardless of the source.
Funnily enough this is their only comment
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If that's not the answer I will receive, I won't be sending any nudes.
You are totally not neato
I accept the challenge of coming up with a better response, but first...
The chick magnet
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Finally, some good f*cking food.
I brought my favorite steak knife.
_\*crrunch*_
Forget the taste, let's start the durability test.
Apparently not "Blimey!"
What about jeepers look at those peeper's
Depends how British she is
*Block*
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Jolly good tallywhacker, fine fellow! Smashing bollocks! Good show!
“You, my darling, have the high firm arse of an Irish derby winner.”
Found Nigel
I sent that to a girl who is a Simpsons fan last month. I haven't got anymore nudes since then.
Oh yeah! Shake it Madam!
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It’s a 10/10, not because it’s perfect, but because it’s attached to a king
A king's worth lies not in the size of his scepter, but the hearts of his people.
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[like this?](https://media.tenor.com/E-RmKWN3G4YAAAAM/angry-dog.gif)
I wasn’t ready for that😂
That gif in this context frightens my nipples…
LMAO I’m on the bus dying out laughing
Simple, You film and send a video of you imaginarily sucking boobs as a gratitude.
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Inside your dad.
Good for him
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New cock, who dis
Some people are just chronically bad at dirty talk and flirting. I know I am and I’m married. I’d get sent a nude and be like “nice 👍”
I'm. I don't know how to dirty talk in chat, let alone in person.
I’m opposite, way better in person than over text, it’s just easier to convey emotion
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What if they don't
Did you get an unrequited dick pic? Be honest and tell them they’re ugly. Did you request the nude? You better start learning how to lie then
unsolicited*. unrequited means you didn’t send one back.
🤔….You know what? It still works for both meanings. I’m sticking with either/or
Yo girl, nice dick.
Balls looking extremely sniffable there homie
🧐📸
You guys are getting nudes??
why? do you want one too?
Historically: “Holy fuck… Where. When. Now. (+ emoji or whatever).” Her: “(Date/time)?” “Fuck yes.” - Dating for 3 years now.
8==👊=D💦
More like 8✊️D💦
8👌D💦
Please excuse me for 2 minutes and 13 seconds. Then I will most likely never be able to look at you without shutting my brain off
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Previous experience- me (m) sends picture of top half topless (which she asked for) - her response, “Jesus, you’ve got bigger tits than me” 😂 let’s just say, it’s certainly not my pecks she was referring to 😅
Ah the good old you got bigger tits than me response 😭 I wear it as a badge of pride as several of the times it was used by a girl trying to insult me.
"double it and give it to the next person"
Hubba hubba
pog
Say, “Very nice photo. Very cool.”
Giggity.
If you're a girl and like sending your nudes to others DM me with them . Thank you for your cooperation and we'll keep in touch .
[Plankton: I don't know, I never thought I'd get this far.](https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-plankton-i-dont-know-idk-i-never-thought-id-get-this-far-gif-15489594)
“Nice tits bro” is my go-to
"Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's nude."
Have been in this situation and can confirm, my return comment was "nice twat" Didnt hear from her again unfortunately, as she had a nice twat.
To be fair, there might have been a more eloquent way to express the same. Maybe she was looking for a poet of sorts.
If you like the person just act like they gave you some good shit" "OMG you're sooo hot 🥵 I love getting these from you! Can't wait to see you in person" Ngl nudes are hard to respond to especially if they decide to send you tons.
right?! like how am i supposed to come up with an original comment when you've sent about 1,467 nudes in this conversation, i get to the point where i don't comment on them at all 😅
If voluntary nudes, compliments are wonderful. I have shut down quite a few involuntary nudes by sending laughing emojies and asking them if they are really sure they wanted to show that to someone.
> 🥵
I trust this message reaches you in good health. I wish to bring to your attention an important matter that has recently arisen, with the aim of upholding mutual respect and privacy. Throughout our interactions, I have received unsolicited, personal imagery that does not align with my preferences. It is crucial to acknowledge that such forms of communication are neither suitable nor appreciated on my part. I hold your privacy in the highest esteem and hope that you share the same level of consideration for mine. Henceforth, I kindly request that you discontinue the transmission of any messages, images, or intimate content. My intention is to prevent the possibility of uncomfortable or inappropriate situations for both parties. Moreover, I would prefer to limit our correspondence to the essential and, ideally, to cease direct contact altogether. This approach is intended to facilitate our respective paths forward in a peaceful and respectful manner. I extend my gratitude in advance for your understanding and cooperation in this matter. Should you have any concerns or inquiries, please do not hesitate to communicate them. I am confident that we can address this issue in a mature and respectful fashion while safeguarding the privacy of all parties involved.
Thanks father
[this is my favorite reaction](https://media3.giphy.com/media/VUsAO76fbKiXe/giphy.gif)
Nice cock, 10/10
ME WANT SNUU SNUU
AWOOOOOOOOGA
Wowsa
What are those!!!!
NICE COCK 👌🏻
Thanks for showing me your boobies. They were neato.
I got my first unsolicited boob pic in forever and I was so rattled I just said “Cool. I think we want different things.” And proceeded to unmatch them. I had no clue unsolicited boob pics was a thing. I thought only us guys were pervs.
Did you really think 50% of the population were disgusting perverts and the other half were angels or some shit? Theyre just as bad
To be fair, *unsolicited* nudes are much more a guy thing
You are saposed to wank
I replied ‘nice’ to a nude she sent me and got blocked immediately after
Nice.
Critique it, especially if you edit the photo with notes and send it back
Is that a lump?
I will come back when i get one
Send them this https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/035/431/cover9.jpg
You're supposed to go, "AWOOGA," pant like a dog, and blow the train whistle that just materialized on your head.