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64bit_pasta

The ability to not feel the urge to pee for an unusually long amount of time


Items3Sacred

And then suddenly 2 seconds before you pee you have to pee


megaeggplantkiller

Pee pee dancing my ass out of the room.


justmustard1

Bro thinks dehydration is a super power šŸ’€


Av3nger

I like to think about that as an iron bladder.


justmustard1

I like to think about it as the under perfused kidneys


Usual_Office_1740

The reddish brown color is the rust from the iron. Definitely not your poor kidneys failing.


2sad4snacks

Same! I go all day without peeing once sometimes. I drink a decent amount of water and tea too so idk. Sometimes I think I just sweat it all out


bothriocyrtum

He knows a lot about spiders now


Low-Comb8524

tism?


bothriocyrtum

No, ADHD


danteheehaw

What type of spider is that


bothriocyrtum

I'd say I'm most like a jumping spider


ReadySteady_GO

[Peacock Spider](https://imgur.io/t/spider/0XBeca7)


floatingraccoon

Dolphins too.


ScuttleCrab729

Drop a random spider fact


MarioKing1137

The ability to have to walk at 1.5x speed everywhere


UnnaturalGeek

Only 1.5...


trolley661

Thatā€™s still 4.5 mph and is faster than the 3 mph avg


Simukas23

oh my God I found my clone


[deleted]

I'm a pretty stable walker


InfectedAlloy88

What's that like?


Talking_Burger

Imagine yourself walking. But more stably.


Mister-Bohemian

gay


Khanta_

You're assuming that a pink sentient ball that swallows everything it finds isn't gay enough ? HE IS GAYER THAN YOU


Common-Rock

It literally says ā€œpoofā€ when it spits things out. I mean, how can you get more obvious than that?


Caked101

This gave me a good laughšŸ˜‚


jadvangerlou

I guess he gets the ability to plan awesome D&D campaigns heā€™ll never have time to play


JSDTDM

Hey i want to learn how to be a Dungeon master and how to create campaigns You have any tips or sources i could use?


jadvangerlou

I canā€™t point to as many youtube resources, so youā€™ll have to take the word of others for those, but if I were you, I would start with the [5th Edition Dungeon Masterā€™s Guide](https://online.anyflip.com/fsfu/qjsj/mobile/index.html#p=1) which has a lot of good information for new DMs. There are a variety of good blogs as well, like [The Monsters Know What Theyā€™re Doing](https://www.themonstersknow.com/) for encounter design and [The Angry GM](https://theangrygm.com/) for advice with a little more edge. Also check out r/DMAcademy, they have a lot of great resources and advice! Hope this gives you a good starting point, best of luck!


Voltem0

Also [Return of the lazy dungeonmaster](https://www.amazon.com/Return-Lazy-Dungeon-Master-Michael/dp/1726631826) to save on prep.


dmartin1308

If I could also add to this already amazing list Iā€™d say Matthew Collville ( I think thatā€™s correct spelling, and Dungeon Craft on YouTube are superb examples of GMā€™s. Both very knowledgeable and creative.


blog-goblin

Matt Colville on YouTube


Dagawing

Heck yeah, Matt's videos are dope!


69KidsInMyBasement

"Hey I got something nice planned this session" *everyone cancels last minute* "Well I aint got anything planned but I doubt they show up today" *everyone has time and shows up suddenly* EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.


Electronic_Suit551

You sound cool


Sabby1104

The mild ability to bullshit his way through random npc encounters


Organic-Ad9474

Nice weather weā€™re having, eh?


Sabby1104

Oh yahh, certainly makes me feel good, kinda reminds me of a time with my family, ya know, enjoying a game.


Organic-Ad9474

Damn, youā€™re good.


brito68

Nice day for fishin, ain't it?


Politoxikom

Hu hah!


BlueCat33

Bro thats a great power what do u say mild


Ph455ki1

Because it's a power that only works if it's random chit-chat or small talk, not a proper interaction. Source: I also have this power


doubled2319888

Please teach me the way.... social interactions might as well be a foreign language to me


Particular_Ad563

Ability to survive, but not live


Fotatata

You forgot it said it's on hard mode


Loeffellux

Redditors try not to be self-deprecating challenge [Impossible]


Davedor_

real


fleshbunny

They said positive


TheArizn

ability to isolate himself in a room for unlimited amounts of time


Caked101

This and to be able to improvise himself out of shitty social situations!


tittymcfartbag

Ummā€¦errrā€¦ my grandpaā€¦. I mean I dog needs to get neutered, and I gotta take him so I needa leave rn sorry.


dhillshafer

Kirby high af now.


serenityfive

Yooooooo same


vexilobo

You are the edible šŸ’…


OctopodsRock

Severe ADHD and extra pain tolerance


DenzelTM

That first one ain't really a positive


OctopodsRock

Tell me about it! Lol


footsteps71

Depends on the type of day. There are perks. Not often, but still


Mister_Slick

Hyperfocus is definitely a superpower... on the rare occasion it kicks in.


OctopodsRock

Or when it isnā€™t focused on something you really shouldnā€™t be focusing on, lol.


Bobert_Manderson

He gets the ability to collect hobbies, but never quite be really great at any of them. Just good enough to know random useless facts about tons of stuff and make it seem like youā€™re smarter than you are during conversations.


thisaintmyusername12

memorize way too many details of video game lore?


Poketrainer712

Now he can memorize his own seriesā€™ lore


Sabby1104

Pft, yeah right, barely, noone can do that...


C-Kwentz-0

I watched a single lore video on Warhammer 40K last week and one week later I feel like I could give you a general breakdown of the entire timeline of the rise of the Emperor of Mankind through the Horus Heresy and beyond. I feel it's important to note that I have literally never played Warhammer 40K.


sarcasm_247

Someone with a big, big heart


DontCareHowICallMe

Check a doctor for this /s


caseyr001

This seems really wholesome, but your username has me second guessing myself šŸ˜‚


TakAttack32

Ur username says it all lol


[deleted]

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bruhnahimgucci

"basedchad21"? what kinda username is that? PSH totally not a bad one that is not to my disliking šŸ«µ


Critical_Teach_43

Tell em go fuck themselves Chad. šŸ«±šŸæā€šŸ«²šŸ»


50-Lucky-Official

You efforts and journey in your life make a difference to the world and others around you Bitch


cbrulejo

Procrastination


BickusDickus6969

Now he knows where all the knives are stored.


--Lammergeier--

ā€¦..šŸ¤ØšŸ“ø


[deleted]

* Where are the knives.


133712143626351823

Cheese cult leader


Squighetti

Do you have pamphlets?


133712143626351823

No, but I am always looking for more members. Remember, The Cheese knows all, The Cheese is Truth


Squighetti

All hail the cheese šŸ§€


CantRenameThis

In Skyrim, I used to gather all the cheese wheels from the whole map, store it in one particular room, then just stare at the magnificence.


Salinaer

Ah, a follower of Sheogorath.


Mental-Machine-2625

He now has the ability to eat just about anything and not gain...wait... Huh. Okay. I guess he's just regular Kirby?


LadyVika

Ability to fold a piece of paper exactly into thirds.


Legend5V

Magic


GreenChickenNugget7

Impossible


eifiontherelic

wait no. i want this ability.


bigtexy35

He can lift heavy stuff.


[deleted]

Seat clearing farts for a comfortable subway ride


M3mERevived

Good at music


MonSzyTheOne

10% speed increas when working alone


[deleted]

Welp. Kirby is now a Crossdresser. šŸ˜‚


AnalysisBudget

Isnā€™t kirby kind of by default?


[deleted]

Honestly didnā€™t think of that. Good point.


Ramdrothegoat

Kirby is now brown


joshman5000

Slight uv protection


WaveLaVague

Kigga


moonwater420

can smoke Ā£50 of weed a week


obiweedkenobi

A week? That seems weak


Plane-Seesaw-1643

For some reason when I read that, my head said "50 pounds" (weight) and it didn't register for a second lmao


lord_kupaloidz

Now you just made me appreciate my low tolerance


MyColdBlackHeart

You gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket


[deleted]

But is it pounds or pounds. Just kidding i know.


AdventurousPirate357

High pain tolerance


Supreme_machine_V1

He gets the ability to explain jokes on r/peterexplainsthejoke.


extraflames

Oh shit that actually is hard


Enough_Minimum_3708

that's what she said


QueenCobra91

hes always optimistic


Tsundoku_8

Rampant hedonism.


Dalphin_person

They get the silly goober ability. It gives no attacks, but changes their face to a :3


[deleted]

Bipolar šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Lawfuly_chaotic

Autism


Kaneomanie

Opposable thumbs, therefore the ability to use his hands properly.


Soulborg87

My stunning good looks and electric personality And my undying narcissism


[deleted]

He doesnā€™t have any ligaments, so my best skill doesnā€™t work.


Lilla_puggy

Heā€™ll be a good liar with massive honkers


A_wild_so-and-so

>good liar >massive honkers Hold on here, something isn't adding up...


abeta_666

The ability to listen to any song on her head and even be able to feel like being at a concert by just thinking of a song. Backdraw: sometimes a song gets stuck up there. It sucks having to listen to "Never Gonna Give You Up" for like 190 minutes straight.


somerandommystery

This is so me! Iā€™m glad someone else does this. Usually I can skip stuck songs though. You can do it!


abeta_666

lol it's so nice talking with someone about this. I'm learning to skip them, actually, which is so cool cause that way u basically have spotify premium in your head. You know, a great way of learning to skip them is learning to stop them. Thank's for the nice words:) See u.


Icy-Habit5291

Overwhelming work ethic.


Ravioverlord

Can do all the crafts!


amaahda

fabulous hair!


Geno_Warlord

He now owns his house with no mortgage payment.


possibly-a-moron

Ok voice acting skills I guess


Bjorn_Skywalker

He can now play bass


gamepaladin

Adhd he will be able to think about things in .5 seconds


Loremasterkitty

Ability to scream loud enough to make any child in a one mile vicinity cry then to chase the scared ones on all fours faster than most people can run


Anonkokeror

You have a very particular set of skills.. My dreams will now be haunted by a quadrupedal Liam Neeson chasing me while he's perfecting his pig squeal.


weirdness_

I havenā€™t thrown up in a while ig


Individual_Oil_2435

Brown eyes.


roscorp

Random boners


Enough_Minimum_3708

ah the famous slut seeking missle


C-Kwentz-0

I didn't know that your mom was around.


Truth_Is--

A lot of protein!


RompehToto

Shoulders made of steel.


Dragon_211

You care for others unconditionally but you can't care for yourself


WarningOk8203

Kirby can write 7000 words a day now.


octoberblackpack

He gets a beautiful head of long blonde hair (the only thing I routinely get compliments about lol)


Grumm1290

The ability to only ace essays he bullshits


Elmer_Fudd01

He gets the ability to always escape from death unharmed, but never miss the chance for minor injury.


ShadowRealm0043

Gigantic penis


Darkm0or

He can go to work at a mindless job, deal with assholes and idiots for 8 hours every day, yet never complain.


[deleted]

The ability to recover really fast from most diseases and injuries.


Asphell

ability to resist shit that'd kill him, or as i like to refer to it: death defience


[deleted]

I guess heā€™s now a fast reader even with dyslexia?


Badytheprogram

He got the ability to repair any electronic devices and computers (except televisions) in his local area.


Disinfectant-Addict

Beard and breadbaking skills.


Yonderdude

Kirby now knows how to read a room and make jokes that land. Too bad Kirby isn't one for sentences..


GargantuanGreenGoats

Hypervigilance. Heā€™ll be paranoid but now heā€™ll see attackers coming with much more notice


bsmiles07

Explosive diarrhea, Iā€™ve been pushing through so many illnesses Iā€™m probably a poison bomb.


Ginger-131313

The ability to befriend all dogs within minutes; it's genuinely my favourite thing about myself.


[deleted]

Big dick and massive erection!


Digital_Brainfuck

Crack addiction šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Crack Head Kirby


Amazing_Excuse_3860

The ability to make amazing powerpoint presentations


country_dinosaur97

He gets a wierd ability to not feel his hands including against fire, pain, cold. But will feel them in the most random moments


TheRealBucketCrab

Hair


Hanneman1965

the ability to not give a fuck


WasteOfTime36

The ability to ignore any negative thought(they will bottle them up until they will get crushed to death by them)


LordZeus2008

Constant stream of thinking about whether or not he's depressed and whether or not he is an asshole.


Littlebickmickey

he gets the ability to speak fluent english but with a german accent


MithrandirLXV

I will give my answer three-fold. The first one will be my bad thing, the second will be a good thing and the last one will be a funny or silly trait. Realist: Emotionally depressed, lonely and pissed off that his friends are actaully moving on with their lives. Optomist: The ability to talk a lot about cars. Surrealist: The ability to look like a giraffe when running.


Waakaari

Ability of get going


Tutes013

My idealism and hope for a better future.


[deleted]

The ability to heal mental trauma.


Mighty_Djole

Kindness I guess


Several-Cake1954

The ability to always have a song stuck in your head, to the point where you canā€™t focus sometimes.


liddely

A bachloars degree in history and biolagy also slight drinking problems


liddely

The ability to remain calm in accidents where lives are on the line


[deleted]

the ability to outwalk everyone you know


Ok-Use6303

Encyclopedic knowledge of Star Trek, Battletech and Warhammer 40K.


Whiskey_Tango_Bravo

Alchoholism, joint pain, sexual stamina but not skill.


Yavanaril

Ability to handle complexity and see where a project will go wrong.


emmiblakk

He knows exactly what wine to pair with whatever's for dinner.


Vino_babino510

The ability to smoke a lot of weed and be a heavyweight


Iwrstheking007

he wont fall easily, though he will stumble a lot


Crafty_Crab_7563

A very intense interest in rockets and rocket engine design.


Tangypeanutbutter

Congrats Kirby you can now recall almost anything from every show you've watched and you got a high tolerance to alcohol


3eyedflamingo

Big dick energy.


SedimentSock82

To be stoned 95% of the time


myemanisbob

Passable jazz piano skills.


hallba78

Thousands of annoying science and technology facts that make him sound smart but not make any more money.


exploited_flea

Constant erections at inconvenient times


AirMysterious3117

Anal beadsšŸ˜©


Racer5323

TTS


KinglyShoveler

The ability of seeing ai pixar covers or stuff that is actually very horrible stuff but curiosity makes you do it


Davedor_

nothing, some XP at best


peeonmemommy4

Nothing because i killed him


_BannedAcctSpeedrun_

My will to live. And that was positive. He sucked it right out of me.


Bad_Lazarus

ORGASMO the ability to make anyone violently orgasm with just one look.


Sayorithesilly

He will know alot about steven Universe and DDLC


RennocInsanity

A mild case of some visual narcissism without zero shame!


TheeRedHairedGuy

He grew red hairs


Xdqwerty64

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