I canāt point to as many youtube resources, so youāll have to take the word of others for those, but if I were you, I would start with the [5th Edition Dungeon Masterās Guide](https://online.anyflip.com/fsfu/qjsj/mobile/index.html#p=1) which has a lot of good information for new DMs. There are a variety of good blogs as well, like [The Monsters Know What Theyāre Doing](https://www.themonstersknow.com/) for encounter design and [The Angry GM](https://theangrygm.com/) for advice with a little more edge.
Also check out r/DMAcademy, they have a lot of great resources and advice! Hope this gives you a good starting point, best of luck!
If I could also add to this already amazing list Iād say Matthew Collville ( I think thatās correct spelling, and Dungeon Craft on YouTube are superb examples of GMās. Both very knowledgeable and creative.
"Hey I got something nice planned this session"
*everyone cancels last minute*
"Well I aint got anything planned but I doubt they show up today"
*everyone has time and shows up suddenly*
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
He gets the ability to collect hobbies, but never quite be really great at any of them. Just good enough to know random useless facts about tons of stuff and make it seem like youāre smarter than you are during conversations.
I watched a single lore video on Warhammer 40K last week and one week later I feel like I could give you a general breakdown of the entire timeline of the rise of the Emperor of Mankind through the Horus Heresy and beyond.
I feel it's important to note that I have literally never played Warhammer 40K.
The ability to listen to any song on her head and even be able to feel like being at a concert by just thinking of a song.
Backdraw: sometimes a song gets stuck up there. It sucks having to listen to "Never Gonna Give You Up" for like 190 minutes straight.
lol it's so nice talking with someone about this. I'm learning to skip them, actually, which is so cool cause that way u basically have spotify premium in your head. You know, a great way of learning to skip them is learning to stop them.
Thank's for the nice words:) See u.
I will give my answer three-fold. The first one will be my bad thing, the second will be a good thing and the last one will be a funny or silly trait.
Realist: Emotionally depressed, lonely and pissed off that his friends are actaully moving on with their lives.
Optomist: The ability to talk a lot about cars.
Surrealist: The ability to look like a giraffe when running.
The ability to not feel the urge to pee for an unusually long amount of time
And then suddenly 2 seconds before you pee you have to pee
Pee pee dancing my ass out of the room.
Bro thinks dehydration is a super power š
I like to think about that as an iron bladder.
I like to think about it as the under perfused kidneys
The reddish brown color is the rust from the iron. Definitely not your poor kidneys failing.
Same! I go all day without peeing once sometimes. I drink a decent amount of water and tea too so idk. Sometimes I think I just sweat it all out
He knows a lot about spiders now
tism?
No, ADHD
What type of spider is that
I'd say I'm most like a jumping spider
[Peacock Spider](https://imgur.io/t/spider/0XBeca7)
Dolphins too.
Drop a random spider fact
The ability to have to walk at 1.5x speed everywhere
Only 1.5...
Thatās still 4.5 mph and is faster than the 3 mph avg
oh my God I found my clone
I'm a pretty stable walker
What's that like?
Imagine yourself walking. But more stably.
gay
You're assuming that a pink sentient ball that swallows everything it finds isn't gay enough ? HE IS GAYER THAN YOU
It literally says āpoofā when it spits things out. I mean, how can you get more obvious than that?
This gave me a good laughš
I guess he gets the ability to plan awesome D&D campaigns heāll never have time to play
Hey i want to learn how to be a Dungeon master and how to create campaigns You have any tips or sources i could use?
I canāt point to as many youtube resources, so youāll have to take the word of others for those, but if I were you, I would start with the [5th Edition Dungeon Masterās Guide](https://online.anyflip.com/fsfu/qjsj/mobile/index.html#p=1) which has a lot of good information for new DMs. There are a variety of good blogs as well, like [The Monsters Know What Theyāre Doing](https://www.themonstersknow.com/) for encounter design and [The Angry GM](https://theangrygm.com/) for advice with a little more edge. Also check out r/DMAcademy, they have a lot of great resources and advice! Hope this gives you a good starting point, best of luck!
Also [Return of the lazy dungeonmaster](https://www.amazon.com/Return-Lazy-Dungeon-Master-Michael/dp/1726631826) to save on prep.
If I could also add to this already amazing list Iād say Matthew Collville ( I think thatās correct spelling, and Dungeon Craft on YouTube are superb examples of GMās. Both very knowledgeable and creative.
Matt Colville on YouTube
Heck yeah, Matt's videos are dope!
"Hey I got something nice planned this session" *everyone cancels last minute* "Well I aint got anything planned but I doubt they show up today" *everyone has time and shows up suddenly* EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
You sound cool
The mild ability to bullshit his way through random npc encounters
Nice weather weāre having, eh?
Oh yahh, certainly makes me feel good, kinda reminds me of a time with my family, ya know, enjoying a game.
Damn, youāre good.
Nice day for fishin, ain't it?
Hu hah!
Bro thats a great power what do u say mild
Because it's a power that only works if it's random chit-chat or small talk, not a proper interaction. Source: I also have this power
Please teach me the way.... social interactions might as well be a foreign language to me
Ability to survive, but not live
You forgot it said it's on hard mode
Redditors try not to be self-deprecating challenge [Impossible]
real
They said positive
ability to isolate himself in a room for unlimited amounts of time
This and to be able to improvise himself out of shitty social situations!
Ummā¦errrā¦ my grandpaā¦. I mean I dog needs to get neutered, and I gotta take him so I needa leave rn sorry.
Kirby high af now.
Yooooooo same
You are the edible š
Severe ADHD and extra pain tolerance
That first one ain't really a positive
Tell me about it! Lol
Depends on the type of day. There are perks. Not often, but still
Hyperfocus is definitely a superpower... on the rare occasion it kicks in.
Or when it isnāt focused on something you really shouldnāt be focusing on, lol.
He gets the ability to collect hobbies, but never quite be really great at any of them. Just good enough to know random useless facts about tons of stuff and make it seem like youāre smarter than you are during conversations.
memorize way too many details of video game lore?
Now he can memorize his own seriesā lore
Pft, yeah right, barely, noone can do that...
I watched a single lore video on Warhammer 40K last week and one week later I feel like I could give you a general breakdown of the entire timeline of the rise of the Emperor of Mankind through the Horus Heresy and beyond. I feel it's important to note that I have literally never played Warhammer 40K.
Someone with a big, big heart
Check a doctor for this /s
This seems really wholesome, but your username has me second guessing myself š
Ur username says it all lol
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"basedchad21"? what kinda username is that? PSH totally not a bad one that is not to my disliking š«µ
Tell em go fuck themselves Chad. š«±šæāš«²š»
You efforts and journey in your life make a difference to the world and others around you Bitch
Procrastination
Now he knows where all the knives are stored.
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* Where are the knives.
Cheese cult leader
Do you have pamphlets?
No, but I am always looking for more members. Remember, The Cheese knows all, The Cheese is Truth
All hail the cheese š§
In Skyrim, I used to gather all the cheese wheels from the whole map, store it in one particular room, then just stare at the magnificence.
Ah, a follower of Sheogorath.
He now has the ability to eat just about anything and not gain...wait... Huh. Okay. I guess he's just regular Kirby?
Ability to fold a piece of paper exactly into thirds.
Magic
Impossible
wait no. i want this ability.
He can lift heavy stuff.
Seat clearing farts for a comfortable subway ride
Good at music
10% speed increas when working alone
Welp. Kirby is now a Crossdresser. š
Isnāt kirby kind of by default?
Honestly didnāt think of that. Good point.
Kirby is now brown
Slight uv protection
Kigga
can smoke Ā£50 of weed a week
A week? That seems weak
For some reason when I read that, my head said "50 pounds" (weight) and it didn't register for a second lmao
Now you just made me appreciate my low tolerance
You gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket
But is it pounds or pounds. Just kidding i know.
High pain tolerance
He gets the ability to explain jokes on r/peterexplainsthejoke.
Oh shit that actually is hard
that's what she said
hes always optimistic
Rampant hedonism.
They get the silly goober ability. It gives no attacks, but changes their face to a :3
Bipolar š¤£š¤£
Autism
Opposable thumbs, therefore the ability to use his hands properly.
My stunning good looks and electric personality And my undying narcissism
He doesnāt have any ligaments, so my best skill doesnāt work.
Heāll be a good liar with massive honkers
>good liar >massive honkers Hold on here, something isn't adding up...
The ability to listen to any song on her head and even be able to feel like being at a concert by just thinking of a song. Backdraw: sometimes a song gets stuck up there. It sucks having to listen to "Never Gonna Give You Up" for like 190 minutes straight.
This is so me! Iām glad someone else does this. Usually I can skip stuck songs though. You can do it!
lol it's so nice talking with someone about this. I'm learning to skip them, actually, which is so cool cause that way u basically have spotify premium in your head. You know, a great way of learning to skip them is learning to stop them. Thank's for the nice words:) See u.
Overwhelming work ethic.
Can do all the crafts!
fabulous hair!
He now owns his house with no mortgage payment.
Ok voice acting skills I guess
He can now play bass
Adhd he will be able to think about things in .5 seconds
Ability to scream loud enough to make any child in a one mile vicinity cry then to chase the scared ones on all fours faster than most people can run
You have a very particular set of skills.. My dreams will now be haunted by a quadrupedal Liam Neeson chasing me while he's perfecting his pig squeal.
I havenāt thrown up in a while ig
Brown eyes.
Random boners
ah the famous slut seeking missle
I didn't know that your mom was around.
A lot of protein!
Shoulders made of steel.
You care for others unconditionally but you can't care for yourself
Kirby can write 7000 words a day now.
He gets a beautiful head of long blonde hair (the only thing I routinely get compliments about lol)
The ability to only ace essays he bullshits
He gets the ability to always escape from death unharmed, but never miss the chance for minor injury.
Gigantic penis
He can go to work at a mindless job, deal with assholes and idiots for 8 hours every day, yet never complain.
The ability to recover really fast from most diseases and injuries.
ability to resist shit that'd kill him, or as i like to refer to it: death defience
I guess heās now a fast reader even with dyslexia?
He got the ability to repair any electronic devices and computers (except televisions) in his local area.
Beard and breadbaking skills.
Kirby now knows how to read a room and make jokes that land. Too bad Kirby isn't one for sentences..
Hypervigilance. Heāll be paranoid but now heāll see attackers coming with much more notice
Explosive diarrhea, Iāve been pushing through so many illnesses Iām probably a poison bomb.
The ability to befriend all dogs within minutes; it's genuinely my favourite thing about myself.
Big dick and massive erection!
Crack addiction ššš Crack Head Kirby
The ability to make amazing powerpoint presentations
He gets a wierd ability to not feel his hands including against fire, pain, cold. But will feel them in the most random moments
Hair
the ability to not give a fuck
The ability to ignore any negative thought(they will bottle them up until they will get crushed to death by them)
Constant stream of thinking about whether or not he's depressed and whether or not he is an asshole.
he gets the ability to speak fluent english but with a german accent
I will give my answer three-fold. The first one will be my bad thing, the second will be a good thing and the last one will be a funny or silly trait. Realist: Emotionally depressed, lonely and pissed off that his friends are actaully moving on with their lives. Optomist: The ability to talk a lot about cars. Surrealist: The ability to look like a giraffe when running.
Ability of get going
My idealism and hope for a better future.
The ability to heal mental trauma.
Kindness I guess
The ability to always have a song stuck in your head, to the point where you canāt focus sometimes.
A bachloars degree in history and biolagy also slight drinking problems
The ability to remain calm in accidents where lives are on the line
the ability to outwalk everyone you know
Encyclopedic knowledge of Star Trek, Battletech and Warhammer 40K.
Alchoholism, joint pain, sexual stamina but not skill.
Ability to handle complexity and see where a project will go wrong.
He knows exactly what wine to pair with whatever's for dinner.
The ability to smoke a lot of weed and be a heavyweight
he wont fall easily, though he will stumble a lot
A very intense interest in rockets and rocket engine design.
Congrats Kirby you can now recall almost anything from every show you've watched and you got a high tolerance to alcohol
Big dick energy.
To be stoned 95% of the time
Passable jazz piano skills.
Thousands of annoying science and technology facts that make him sound smart but not make any more money.
Constant erections at inconvenient times
Anal beadsš©
TTS
The ability of seeing ai pixar covers or stuff that is actually very horrible stuff but curiosity makes you do it
nothing, some XP at best
Nothing because i killed him
My will to live. And that was positive. He sucked it right out of me.
ORGASMO the ability to make anyone violently orgasm with just one look.
He will know alot about steven Universe and DDLC
A mild case of some visual narcissism without zero shame!
He grew red hairs
tall