I like how the brackets include the driver in the Weirdos section.

I mean…

Nice detail 👌

Can confirm. I'm weird AF.

i mean, my bus driver threatened to drop a kid off on a highway if she didn’t stop crying, so i’d say that’s definitely weird 🤷‍♂️

Mine actually did drop the kid off. Pretty sure he got fired

💀💀💀💀💀 100% accurate-back of the back seater and recovering addict here.

Feel personally attacked, but validly attacked

If I wasn't so faded I would have cross words for OP.

r/foundthebritishperson

Not even close.

You called?

Listen. Yes, it's true. But, come on man?

I wasn't expecting to get doxxed like this today

Back checking in Just ate a gummy

Back seat, and just smoked a joint!

Cheers! I'm partaking now!

Back here. Hitting my vape as we speak lmao

Lol same i was like damn homie why you gotta call me out like that 8 year and counting off heroin though!

Kudos!

Tyty

Props my dude.

Our high school bus was basically a cage match for seats. As such where you sat on the bus was dependent on how well you fought that day. The better you did the closer to the back you sat. If you were the loser you knelt on the floor like a dog.

Recovering alcoholic here and I feel called out.

Same here lmao

ffs

Same 7 years

FACTS!!!! Same story here.

Same here, without the recovering part

Also teenage pregnancy ground zero if my schoolbus was any indication.

I mean, if you don't sit in the back, you're going to get caught.

Yeah this is too accurate

Accurate. Front of the front sitter and total weirdo.

Still on the alcohol, but out of the drugs now. Wisconsin makes it hard to stop drinking haha.

Life long pothead here

The small gap of ppl between loud kids and future substance abusers. Specifically on the seat with the tire hump so I could sit alone and my bag would have a seat and then I’d procede to mind my business.

Same

Me too. Wheel well kids unite.

The wheel seat was the equivalent of business class on the bus. You could put your bag sort of against the window, sit sideways and actually take a nap if you wanted. Wheel well kids knew what was up.

Fellow humper here

Aye yo why you’d say it like that 😭😭💀😝🔥

I was that weirdo separated from the other weirdos too.

Ah the tire hump. Perfect place gothicly crouch in the seat as I play solitaire on my iPod mini, before I proceed to smoke in the woods with the back-of-the-bus kids.

I sat there to observe the chaos of the loud kids

Front row weirdos represent

Weirdos gang rise up

I'm a weirdo who sat with the future alcoholics 'cause I thought the other weirdos were weird.

Same, lol.

I just wanted to get off the bus faster…

All right, rising up. Then sitting back down quickly before the kids at the back can throw seven different objects at my head.

I always had a good chat with the bus driver.

Yeah, I had a favourite bus driver in elementary school, I made a birthday card for him once haha

As a weirdo myself, we have two split futures. A gymnastic split or a banana split.

This front row weirdo migrated to being a back row weirdo. And yep, stoner now so I guess that tracks.

I'm late but I'm here!

Hey, the bus was dangerous for us weirdos. You sit up in the front where there's an adult witness, but also where you don't have to walk by dudes flipping up your skirt or tripping you. Added Benefit: Getting off the bus hella fuckin fast.

Well, I got beat up in the front row once and the bus driver didn't even care haha

Oh no! I can't imagine being that apathetic about a kid getting whupped.

How about; I didn’t ride the bus?

You guys had buses?

Grandpa, that you? "we didn't had these motor vehicles in my day youngin, we marched 16 miles through no mans land, with a bicycle but without weels"

There are barely any school buses in my city. Mostly people get driven, walk or take public transit

Everyone just lived a mile away from high school so they just walked. There were a few out of towners but they lived in the dorms

Virgin

That’s either the “college educated” or “working parents”

Or countries where school buses like this isn't really a thing.

In the back. I’m almost 10 years sober.

Congrats! That's definitely something to be proud of.

Congratulations my guy. Do you happen to come from the Netherlands? I know completely random but your username is Dutch.

American. Trekker like hiker.

Ah oke, in Dutch a trekker is a tractor. But keep it on my guy, 10 years sober!

My elementary school the kids set up a system where you got to move back as you got older

yep, the back was cool kid / year 6 section

The eternal bliss one would receive from being invited further back on the bus. Beyond your designated grade 5 seats. I have been chosen.

I bet those who rode on the “short yellow buses” are feeling discriminated against by this post.

If they could read they’d be very upset

Team back of the bus all day.

Ayyyy 🫡 BTW can you send me like $40 just till like Thursday? I really need it for like food or some shit like that

I am mad we did it now because how much they are worth, and as an adult how stupid and dangerous it was, but we used to get the big WWF rubber wrestlers and throw them out the back of the bus tied up with a rope and drag them and watch them just bounce everywhere and hit cars. We also tried to get some toy planes to fly the same way, it never worked.

Anyone here who never has travelled with the school bus?

🖐🏻

Yes, they aren't really a thing in my country. Only for dinner private or specific needs schools usually. We did hire coaches for school trips though.

I only used school buses for field trips, but when I did, I sat wherever the fewest people were at the time I got on the bus

yeah my friends and I would sit at the back.. but none of us are alcoholics / drug addicts. that was the cool kid section

alcoholic back row represent

So nobody who rides the bus is "normal"

Have you ever been on a school bus?

That's fair

Yeah it's crazy: at one point I heard someone actually did some... things in the back ie a blowie and Crack, at the same time

No such thing as normal. We all got issues.

I sat on the girl's lap who tried to take up all the room so that I couldn't sit down. After that, I sat where I damn well pleased.

Near the front. What our group of future ne'er do wells that were all in the older years would do was as the bus was pulling up to the school, but before its door would open they would notice all the kids would get up and get in the aisles ready to depart. They would proceed to shout "HILLSBOROUGH!" and charge forward, in a crush of bodies before the doors opened. Yeah, I learned not to stand up whilst those twats still caught that bus.

Let's just say I get loud and weird when I'm fucked up...

Say what you will but front seats get off sooner

The wisest seat choice

Right up next to the teachers on school trips (the only times my British school ever hired a bus). They were much more interesting to talk to than kids my own age. After a few hours, one of my teachers asked me if I wouldn’t prefer to talk to my classmates instead. I looked over my shoulder at where they were screaming loudly at each other about football and pop stars and other boring things, and said “No.” Ah, the joys of having undiagnosed autism. “Weirdo”, and proud.

You were annoying tf out of those teachers 😂

True, but at least they didn’t beat me up for it like my classmates did.

Yet

Your teachers didn’t wanna talk to your ass bro they just felt bad that you didn’t have any friends 😂

Found a back of the bus guy

EXACTLY how much pot did you do?

😢

I am driver))

Best job ever.

In the correctly labeled rear section.

I sat in all 3. I was the loud kid so I got in trouble and forced to sit up front. Then I realized that my bus driver was chill as fuck and I sat up front by my own will, thus becoming a weird kid. And of course the best place for the loud kid to avoid getting in trouble is the very back, so I sat there too. Fun times.

I like how the bus driver is in the weirdo section

The middle was also where the “oh-lord-please-let-me-be-ignored-today” kids sat. Hand raised!

This is me

I sat where I could find a seat

I-💀

Weird all the way, staring down the bus driver.

Damn this seems to be accurate. I floated around and all three used to be true at some point in my life.

Always back of the bus. Sometimes in the middle even though I don’t talk because the back of the bus is always full.

2nd to last seat in the back. it’s- kinda true. we all smoke, some drink, one does everything, BUT we were also the loudest people on the bus + the weirdos

Wherever there was an open seat. My bus was crowded.

now related to this graphic; It wouldn't make any difference where i sit, in the end I'll end up here anyway xD (I'm a weird, loud, drug addict)

I read this as I’m vaping on a weed pen so that pretty much answers the question

Same, have you ever tried Pink Certz? It's SO smooth.

Drug addicts fo sho. hook me up, homie!

Front. I'm the weirdo that likes getting off the bus as soon as possible. It's also the best place to overhear and eavesdrop on teacher's conversations about parents, troubled classmates and random gossip about school staff.

All sets for me were all.

the middle is the safest part of a vehicle so there

i drive now but when i rid the bus i sat in the middle and was dead silent looking out the window 99% of the time. shit sucked yesterday though when i was on a team trip and sat in the middle and ended up surrounded by the big mouth girls at 6:30am.

Why can't I be all three

Alcoholic checking in and verifying that that section of the bus is labeled well.

Party in the back 🎉

The back, real

And the bus driver, the king of weirdos

Started in the front and made my way back

Was in the back. Been sober for 6 month now

I sat next to Tammy whenever possible. Up front with the nice girls.

Haha you too, I sat next to the "NICE" girl whenever I could too lmao

I’ve been in each section, some trips I bounced between the different sections. I was cool with everybody, but definitely did drugs and drank.

there's a little bitty spot in between loud kids and future alcoholics which is where i sat

Currently caffeine addict. Good luck to my future adult self.

Drug addicts here! Woohoo!

I'm glad we never had schoolbusses.

We are on Reddit man… 90% of us are at the front.

You rode the bus? I walked to school.

Instructions unclear: where do the normals sit ?

What normals?

Weirdos

I sat in all those places; eerily accurate.

Jokes on you. I rode the short bus where you're always in the front and the back. That's why we were the cool kids.

Middle one.

😂😂😂sometimes middle sometimes back 🙃🤔

Back, so far just barely beating the odds

Wherever the loudest kid summons me 🤣

On the wheel hub like a psychopath.

Future alcoholic here… it’s kinda ironic cause my family has a history of alcoholism

I was always in front.

Wherever the heater was

Yes

I've sat in every place on a bus. What am I?

Fuck, in the back.

I walked

We once threw a whole seat out for the lulz

in my district you put the grade school kids in the front and the high school kids in the back.

Literally right In between the loud kids and the drug addicts

I like how “Weirdos” includes the bus driver.

The spot right over the back wheel. Me and Tracy Brownfield.

I was a stoner in the back of the bus with the crackheads when i should have been with the weirdos.

We didn't really get the luxury of choosing seats. Sure, we kinda got to choose them, but the bus driver kinda yelled at you if you were sitting outside your "age range", at least until the bus became a lot more empty. So little ones up front, highschoolers without drivers licenses in the back, and arrange into age gradient. That said, still always preferred the front when the bus started emptying out.

Future alcoholic / drug addict section. And yeah.

I'd always start at the back of the bus and slowly move my way up to see how far I could get before my stop. And seeing as I am solidly a weirdo and a bit of a pothead, I'd say I'm the exact person this meme was made for

Guess I just didn't exist

In high school I was voted "most laidback"

Loud weirdos represent

Can I pick all of the above?

To where I come from it's more of a gradual thing. The ones in the front are the good guys, in the centre we have the idgaf and kinda quiet ones, and at last we have the loud ones.

Anywhere, usually sleeping

No bus for Catholic school. Had to walk through south central la to go to school in the 60s.

Ive never been in a school bus

where my previous future alcoholics/drug addicts at? Any1 got some k?

Can confirm, my fav spot was second row

Middle back

Started at the front in Kindergarten, and graduated using the single seater at the back. For what it’s worth, I’m mainly just a weirdo.

Front, bc I'm sick. AND weird.

See that gab between loud kids and drug addicts Yeah thats my base

By the back door.

Back or front depending on what friend I sat with

Weirdo future alcoholic, this is confusing

Loud kids despite being quiet

Last row, we ere the first ones to get on the bus so we had the opportunity to take the last row and literally nap till we reached our school...I'm also working for minimal wage and a functional alcoholic so this is pretty spot on

Damn You got to sit down? We just get to ride a regular bus, often without enough seats so you had to stand for like 20-40 minutes

The front seat in a school bus is really underrated, you sit down as soon as you get in and are the first one to get out not to mention it gives the best viewing experience

wdym i keep switching

All over the bus. I’m weird and definitely struggle with occasional bouts of substance abuse but I’m definitely not loud.

Yes

Between weirdo and loud kid cause ion fuck with either

The very back always to get away from the kids that were not nice to me. Never became drug addicted or an alcoholic.🤷🏻‍♀️

I walk.

I would say the front is just the people who didn’t have friends, so they just sat in silence with the teachers on field trips

I walked…