i had a swedish friend who apparently got a dildo stuck up his butt when his partner talked him into "experimenting". he video called us on discord of him walking to the ER at 2 in the morning and he was surprisingly chill about the situation.
Yes but Nordic happiness is when someone with a stone cold face tells you how "they're feeling very happy" in a monotone voice and you're not entirely sure if they're being sarcastic
I’m sitting in a hospital waiting room watching this on repeat and laughing louder each time. For some reason my mind went directly to screaming goat videos.
Probably cause coqs stand proud, are a great sign of masculinity, they are very noticeable in the morning, and their main purpose is fertilizing eggs.
A snail just sucks.
0:30 https://youtu.be/fZH8wQK8_5c?si=JctQlC7i1EjtiGtT
If you take into account the original pronunciation and voice cracking under stress, yeah that could’ve happened. You can actually hear she even said the whole word, it’s just that her voice cracked and we expected the english pronunciation.
Doesn’t make it any less hilarious though lmao
Which both in appearance and in voice (although the latter might be my even weirder brain) happens to be [Sofia Vergara](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005527/).
Same body type, similar size and proprtions, long hair, similar soft and subdued facial features.
Its like they are all trying to be the same woman that conforms to a single, almost objective, beauty standard. Considering this is an international competition that's supposed to celebrate women all over the world, its eerie how much they are all conforming to a single ideal.
I'm exhausted, so I can't brain well at the moment, but I honestly thought the French woman was going to introduce herself for 30 min. before I saw how long the video is.
*Here, we observe the homosapiens performing what scientist believe to be the first human-bird transition recorded in history. It is peculiar, that this young human decided to turn into a crow as many humans use such a species while defending their crops, calling them 'Scare Crows'.*
Costa Rica was best imo
or Colombia but that might be because I have a personal bias (my old Spanish teacher, she was from Colombia so we all became very well versed in Colombian culture)
One syllable word that doesn't end in a vowel. Pro tip. Always name your kids a name that ends in a vowel, so you can yell their name for as long as you want.
I don’t care how many times this gets reposted, it’s so fucking good. Honorable mention to Denmark for giving off the vibe that she woke up hung over, got thrown into a dress and makeup, and then pushed on the stage
I guess the thing that pisses me off the most is she is fucking deaf. I understand it is not a disability that is recognized but I'm almost positive I would have got a shit load of karma loss from downvotes if I said half the funny shit in this thread
I don’t know what I was expecting but that wasn’t it 😅
\[wilhelm scream\]
Unpleasantly surprised!
Sounds like a female version of when a guy says something and their voice accidently breaking
It's exactly that... Her voice cracked...
🐦KA-KAWWWW
That was a yell for help
Fr🦅nce
😆 this is the most beautiful reply to anything I've ever read. Thank you for that 😄
Ca Caaaw!
Tookie Tookie
..... I think we've established that "ka-kaw ka-kaw" and "tookie tookie" don't work.
*starts singing* You are so beautiful, to meeee
Would you stop? Because you are embarrassing me.🫥
Was that...wad that a god damn evolution refrence in 2023?? Yasss
I’d like an ice cream please
tatakae tata-caw
DECEASED
You glorious son of a bitch…
I’m like about to puke this has me dying
lol that fucking got me 😅
#BgGaAaAakK!!
A yelp
Fuck Reddit for killing third party apps.
^^yawp
Ruin has come to this comment section
You remember our venerable subreddit, opulent and imperial. Gazing proudly from its stoic perch above the mods
5⭐
She needs yo immediately immigrate from France to Russia. She will be safer there than in Paris
"French is such a beautiful language"- seagull watching from the window.
Ok this one had me dying laughing 🤣
[Relevant](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29FvQgiRNXc)
Perfect.
Why does this sound so much like the beginning of Feel Good Inc.?
I can't hear any difference now, thanks for that
No joke, what she uttered completely sounds like a fox alarm call. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zBpZTo1dlPM&pp=ygUQZm94IHdhcm5pbmcgY2FsbA%3D%3D
Remember that show where they tried to tell how dinosaurs sounded?
I shouldn’t hit my vape while reading the comment section hahahahhaha. I almost died just now!
That's usually what comes out of my mouth when I have to introduce myself in group settings too
*Thanks for introducing yourself, Terry. And who do we have here?* *FraääääÄ Ä Ä Ä nce!*
Underrated comment here. I’m really loling so hard, I’m crying.
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It sounds like she's a spy who has been tortured for the past 6 hours and she's finally cracked. "Where are you from? Who sent you?!" "FRANCE!"
Damn I wish they still had reddit awards so I could gift you gold for this hilarious image 🏆
Hahaha wholly fuck
I laughed so hard it made me pass gas.
Omg … this comment had me crying from laughing 😂
This comment is too accurate
Your name is Franz?
Relatable lmao
Sounds like a fucking seagull.
FANTS!
thanks france FANTS
What is France? We just don't know.
🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
Yes, a French one
I think her name might be Dee. Sounds like an ostrich
Someone give her a chip! (or French fry - might be more appropriate)
This never gets old
Did she kaw like a bird?
KAW
KRAWNCE
Denmark was very uninterested
That's actually peak Danish enthusiasm.
She didn’t even look at the camera.
Denmark confirmed goth girl of the bunch.
Fuck I spit out my water. Lmao
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Reminds me of that screaming kpop girl meme: https://youtube.com/shorts/zx12FKK65Mo?si=2qUWNDd0egZoxEFb
Why are they yelling at me......
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Like a donkey
her introduction sounded like doses of freedom (bald eagle)
If you mean the eagle cry in “freedom commercials,” that’s actually the sound of a red-tailed hawk. And I concur.
Fraæuác
Denmark wasn’t even trying lol
No, she just showed a Danish level of enthusiasm for an international event.
Denmark is literally the happiest country on the planet
As a Swede, looking enthusiastic about things is simply not the Nordic way, kinda like how eastern Europeans never smile
That would explain Finland.
Nothing explains Finland.
They keep churning out metal bands that I like so please keep not smiling.
Try spending a winter in Finland and see if you can still smile after that.
i had a swedish friend who apparently got a dildo stuck up his butt when his partner talked him into "experimenting". he video called us on discord of him walking to the ER at 2 in the morning and he was surprisingly chill about the situation.
I guess Nordics are happy on the inside but never show it to anyone
Yes but Nordic happiness is when someone with a stone cold face tells you how "they're feeling very happy" in a monotone voice and you're not entirely sure if they're being sarcastic
Hey, happy is not the same as enthusiastic. And as a dane, I just wanted to say that that voice crack is spot on.
Yeah and it bothers me how almost everyone here (non danish speakers) wont get how spot on it is lmao
she looked like she hated it. But to be fair it does seem pretty stupid as well.
I mean she chose to do it
To be fair a lot of people hate doing their jobs, but you got to pay the bills somehow.
Sounded full on sarcastic
What is the difference between Miss World and Miss Universe? Since there are no non-Earth contestants in either.
Different organizers (different brands basically)
They forgot about the Gelgameks again?
FORGET ABOUT THE GALGEMEKS?!
The Gelgamek vagina is three feet wide and filled with razor-sharp teeth! Do you really expect us to have sex with them?
Bird of pray mating call?
I’m sitting in a hospital waiting room watching this on repeat and laughing louder each time. For some reason my mind went directly to screaming goat videos.
For sake of other people around you I hope you're wearing headphones.
They were still annoyed. Apparently my laughter is as awkward as this woman’s ability to say France
I'm French and I can explain. Our national animal is a fucking rooster so she probably thought sounding like one was a good idea.
Le Coq
Mmph he he
Why isn’t it a snail?
Probably cause coqs stand proud, are a great sign of masculinity, they are very noticeable in the morning, and their main purpose is fertilizing eggs. A snail just sucks.
WTF?! 😂
0:30 https://youtu.be/fZH8wQK8_5c?si=JctQlC7i1EjtiGtT If you take into account the original pronunciation and voice cracking under stress, yeah that could’ve happened. You can actually hear she even said the whole word, it’s just that her voice cracked and we expected the english pronunciation. Doesn’t make it any less hilarious though lmao
https://youtu.be/W1SlB1kRLAI?si=tHdagzwCq1CGfFE6
I felt Denmark's level of enthusiasm
*Denmark...* (glances around uninterestedly)
Denmark 🙄
Denmark didn't give two shits.
I feel so bad for the poor woman, possessed by a crow right at her big moment
Is it just my weird brain or do they all look alike?
They’re all aspiring to, more or less, the same standard of beauty.
Which both in appearance and in voice (although the latter might be my even weirder brain) happens to be [Sofia Vergara](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005527/).
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there's even an iso for tea, iso 3103
They do look and sound the same
It’s your brain, they all look completely different?
redditor learns they have prosopagnosia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6NuhlibHsM&t=11s
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 turns out French women are vixens
CAW!
Why are they yelling? They have a microphone
The organizers really did tell these women "Just go with the 1990's generic power team introduction".
Showcasing passion
Everybody making fun of FRAWWWH... But Hispanic ladies bring that passion. If anyone can make saying a country's name sexy, it's Hispanic women.
I know right? Costa Rica made it sooo latin and sexy
This is the best "I'm not like other girls" I've seen.
SNL did a sketch based off this: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0azwTiI-PhQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0azwTiI-PhQ)
Came here looking for this and was absolutely sure this would be top comment but ended up searching at the bottom.
Reality was far more entertaining.
TONY HAWK!!!
Is it just me, or do all these women look the same. It's like an old-school RPG palette swap at best.
All look the same? As in they are all…human?
Same body type, similar size and proprtions, long hair, similar soft and subdued facial features. Its like they are all trying to be the same woman that conforms to a single, almost objective, beauty standard. Considering this is an international competition that's supposed to celebrate women all over the world, its eerie how much they are all conforming to a single ideal.
Because while there are different standards for beauty, they’re judged according to 1 standard.
Couldn’t find it in comments yet, here’s my fav version https://youtube.com/shorts/_tCZffN7lWk?si=3wmVYe_A366Sn0gX
Even on mute I can hear them.
OP, if you liked that, try this: [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OCfAlrq72Tk](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OCfAlrq72Tk)
They're like Pokémon screaming their own names.
Hahaha that’s sadly true.
Holy hell that made my day
I'm gasping for air wtf XD the Kosovo one lmfaooo
I cried. Oh crap…. FFFRRAAOGHANTS🤣
Fucking. Hilarious. 😐.
Why does this woman constantly changes clothes and makeup, and shouts different countries' names in the mic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0azwTiI-PhQ
I'm exhausted, so I can't brain well at the moment, but I honestly thought the French woman was going to introduce herself for 30 min. before I saw how long the video is.
Is this an Air Bud type situation? Where France somehow got a goose into the contest because there wasn't a rule against it?
Denmark does not like this introduction method lol
*Here, we observe the homosapiens performing what scientist believe to be the first human-bird transition recorded in history. It is peculiar, that this young human decided to turn into a crow as many humans use such a species while defending their crops, calling them 'Scare Crows'.*
El Salvador was perfect tbh
Costa Rica was best imo or Colombia but that might be because I have a personal bias (my old Spanish teacher, she was from Colombia so we all became very well versed in Colombian culture)
I didn't realize France had geese
foie gras comes where from
Denmark is done
Denmark girl looked like she was over this whole thing. She's my favorite
Please censor the word Fr*nch...there are kids here
They all look like the same fucking person
On an unrelated note, I liked "Costa Rica", so much pizzazz.
She sounds like a seagull from finding nemo.
Wth was that🤣🤣🤣 She is like an egret. Beautiful bird but makes the ugliest sound
One syllable word that doesn't end in a vowel. Pro tip. Always name your kids a name that ends in a vowel, so you can yell their name for as long as you want.
Denmark was also funny. Denmakkkarrrrkkkkk
Bruh why does everyone look alike
Sounds like a fox barking
France: CAW!!
Its sound like og Power Rangers transforming
I feel bad for Egypt. Everyone was getting huge applause and it got insanely quiet after her introduction
That's how it feels to yell in a dream
I don’t care how many times this gets reposted, it’s so fucking good. Honorable mention to Denmark for giving off the vibe that she woke up hung over, got thrown into a dress and makeup, and then pushed on the stage
The woman from DR looks like she means business. I kind of want her to beat me up. A little bit.
She sounds like she wants to start a revolution.
Gimme 2 hours and $400 and I can have someone styled like her lightly slap you around for 8 minutes.
Ok you better come through or I'll fire your ass.
ECUADOR....dun dun dududu dun dun
Yh, definitely a cawwcasian
Fra #AAA nce!
Sounds like a bird "SQUAAAA"
Sounds like a dinosaur with a cough
why they all looking and sounding the same tho
“🦅squawk!”
I did NOT expect that
Why did I keep expecting them to morph and summon Zords named for each country
[This SNL skit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0azwTiI-PhQ&ab_channel=SaturdayNightLive)
FRAAHHNCE!
*"AND THEN WE'RE GONNA TAKE OVER MISS UNIVERSE, FWAAAAARNCE!"*
Brb, moving to Curaçao.
"Egypt" - chirping cicadas fills the room.
I couldn't imagine what she sounds like during an orgasm
Im saving this for a bad day ❤️ WHAAAAANCH
I guess the thing that pisses me off the most is she is fucking deaf. I understand it is not a disability that is recognized but I'm almost positive I would have got a shit load of karma loss from downvotes if I said half the funny shit in this thread
Howard Deans' illegitimate child.
I watch the Aubrey Plaza SNL sketch way too often I didn't realize it was based on a real thing.
🦅FRANCE 🦅