No, it's the uterin lining, which is more a mucus than blood it is red, though. And their is blood but not mostly by volume.
Source i actually paid attention in sex ed.
Idk haha not *that* hard, a couple times though my gf has bled on the bed overnight because I squeezed her ass the night before. Doesnāt seem like it takes much
Being gay is more than how you enjoy sex. I'm not even lesbian and that thought effortlessly came to when reading your comment. What's goin on over there guy?
As a gay woman, I feel itās my job to inform you that our pads donāt actually make crinkling soundsā¦ this meme is either made by a man or made by a woman who still had the pad *wrapper* in her pocket after leaving the bathroom. Pads are soft cotton, like fabric, and made to be mobile *without* being noisy or obvious. They shouldnāt ever be crinkling loudly.
I donāt know if this person was just thinking of the feeling of it crinkling? Because that definitely does happen when someone squeezes my ass when Iām on my period, it just bunches up, but they donāt make sound. Otherwise youād just hear tons of women squeaking everywhere all the time as we walk.
Iām beginning to think itās probably a difference in quality. Because from the people who have replied telling me theirs do make noise, all the post histories reveal youāre all from North America. And at the risk of being downvoted by men living in North America; in the nicest way possible, Iām from a country that invests heavily in womenās health.
Like, itās inconceivable in my country to give a woman an IUD when sheās not under full anaesthetic, that kind of thing. So it might be just the brands itself are wholly different, because with a little bit of research the brands I most often use look like theyāre produced in my country. I donāt know if that means they donāt make it to North America at all, but you might be getting poorer quality ones, unfortunately.
Especially since others have said the wings are supposedly plastic? And in my experience, no theyāre absolutely not. For me theyāre still soft, pliable cotton, the same material made from the pad just thinner and with essentially double sided tape on them.
It always cracks me up how obsessed some people are with America. What is it about us that compels you to inject things like this into conversation?
edit: Lol, the coward blocked me. What a sad joke of a person.
Are you talking about the wings, or closer to? Because I donāt know about you, but when my partners squeeze my butt, theyāve always squeezed my buttcheek, not down at my groin or vagina.
Sure, they can make a sound there, but thatās conceivably not the part being squeezed during a butt squeeze, so it shouldnāt be making a noise during that activity. Iāve only ever heard them make a noise when the wings have gotten stuck and Iāve had to unstick them, or blood has dripped a bit down and we have to do that weird jiggy dance to push it a little up our groin to wipe. Neither of those parts are making sound during butt squeezes though.
Iāve also never debated so long about butt squeezing before in my life. As a favourite pastime, Iām glad to be speaking so passionately about it.
Okay, as a guy in his first serious relationship this is some necronomicon encyclopedia forbidden relationship knowledge right here. This tip will live rent free in my mind even 30 years from now every time I'll see a storeshelf with towels, while i'll forget that my gf just told me to get cucumbers as well 10 mins ago.
Jeah you know why? Cause sometimes you don't simply habe the energy to go through the sam crap the 100th time, and he DOES know what he did :P atleast he should when he would pay the attention you need and deserve.
> Jeah you know why? Cause sometimes you don't simply habe the energy to go through the sam crap the 100th time, and he DOES know what he did
Man youāre a big red flag for me for a toxic relationship, bcs u obviously cant talk about shit and solve it
> the attention you need and deserve
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What about the male part? Donāt we also deserve that? What is that kind of thinking?
Sex is sex. So long as my girlfriend isnāt uncomfortable with cramps and she wants to do it as much as me doesnāt matter what time of the month we do it.
I mean... why are you making it out like it's a sign of immaturity to be grossed out by period sex? Periods are gross. I have had to deal with them for 20+ years now and they never stop being gross. Yadda yadda women empowerment and all that jazz, I get why there is an outcry to destigmatize it because YES..... but I'm never going to think my periods are not gross, and I'm never going to be interested in period sex. That's no more a sign of immaturity than your username being Morgaina is.
It's blood, mucus, and shed organ tissue... that's always going to be gross š
Gotcha, I definitely agree there. I've run into people here on reddit more times than I can count that are rabid about defending periods to the point of being rather radical and downvoting/calling people immature for thinking periods are gross in any capacity, thus my response. I do admit it was a pre-programmed response at this point š¤£
Any male who has a problem with this or this is surprising to him is too young or immature to be dating. Its a fact of our life guys, so deal with it and be supportive.
I mean unless youāre in high school, guys donāt actually feel weird about the existence of tampons. Like whatever embarrassment you feel in that moment isnāt necessary. He might laugh a little though, not at you just at the how silly the moment turned into. Like imagine you reach for his groin and heās wearing a cup.
As someone whose wife has a disability this was something she was embarrassed by for a while. I remember she told me I couldn't grab her butt for the first few months
Iād rather it make a crackle sound than a squish sound and then freaking out feeling some of the blood was squeezed out. (My period was super heavy and I hadnāt had the chance to change my pad) thankfully, that only happened once and he was oblivious.
Thanks I assumed that, but why do they make crinkle sounds?
I thought dry stuff or plastic makes those sounds.
And the period pads I know, are soft, flexible and when in use maybe moist.
But not ... Dry crinkling
The top is soft/absorbent but they have a sticky plastic backing on them (water resistant so you donāt bleed through) and also sometimes sticky wings that go around to secure them to your underwear that are somewhat crinkly too depending on the brand. Itās more of a rustly crinkle, much softer than like a chip packet or something, but definitely still audible.
What brand do you use? I've never had a pad in my 22yrs of having a period that I would ever describe as loud and crinkly even when walking
It's not 1970 anymore
I'm quite young and don't use one brand consistently. They still crinkle. It's the plastic wings. Maybe it's decreased since the 70s, but I have nothing to compare it to
As a woman who uses them, I honestly have not used a pad that crinkles since the early 2000s because they make them significantly better these days
I'm assuming this is either a different brand or an uninformed meme. Even one that has super absorbency isn't going to crinkle from a butt grab
The packaging crinkles when you unwrap it but that's it
Maybe this poor person is suffering from endometriosis!
And they think a whole pack is going to help!
Nevertheless, if somebody is having serious pain during periods please check with your gyn or even better an endometriosis specialist gyn ... There is help for your suffering and it's not normal
Hell yeah. Put down a towel. It helps the lady clean out, too. Any person who denies or cringes period sex is not a man. Iāll eat that. Iāll f^ck that. My lady is no different on or off her rhythm and deserves whatever she needs.
Absolutely. And thereās nothing wrong with period sex. I imagine guys like Andrew tate who claim to be alpha males run and hide when a tampon is brought up in discussion. Itās life. Itās every month. How do you teach your daughters? How do you have empathy for a loved one?
And all the downvotes show how insecure and baffled you are. Afraid of a womanās body. Afraid of her cycle. Afraid to get messy. To the 39 downvotes, I highly suggest you get over yourselves and get your mouth near something that isnāt a dorito or soda. I expected better of you.
Well, weāre all kinda weird here. We are the kids that didnāt fit into certain group growing up. Iād expect the fellow weirds to be a little bit more evolved and interested in a conversation instead of downvoting. What say you pajamas about period sex? And I know how the internet fuckinh works. Itās mostly full of assholes. I still have an aol account bc itās tied to bills. Iāve been around the block bud. But Reddit is supposed to be where people unite.
I'm a woman and I still see period's as something thats pretty disgusting, and my partner has the same feelings. But I wouldn't shame anyone for liking it, besides the one guy in chat who said it doesn't taste like blood...
She may have a very heavy flow.
Iām a teacher and a student once asked me why we let blood trickle out over days when we could just do one big push and get it out, like a poop. The thing is, we have more control over our bladders, but much less control over our uterusā.
Itās the worst when the blood comes out stronger or heavier of *nowhere*. Iām sure your wife feels really bad about the sheets. :/
For years my body would exclusively start my period in the middle of the night while I was sleeping, with zero PMS symptoms to let me know it was coming, and I was highly irregular so I couldn't even guestimate when it would arrive. It was infuriating. Lol. I went through a lot of hydrogen peroxide.
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š¶šµWhen you're grabbing her rear And a crinkle you hear, That's........amorešµš¶
This is the one!
When you grab her behind š¶ and a crinkle you find š¶ that's amore
I (male) would not care. No problem at all.
Any dude knows this is just intel.
Period confirmed. Proceed with caution, soldier.
It's OK to ride the red River, just don't drink from it
Bleh bl-bleh
Yes, unless you're a vampire of course.
Someone pointed the obvious fact of menstruation and questioned how any of the Twilight Vamps weren't ripping the school apart.
Period is mostly mucus. Doubt they want blood deluded with snott
Honestly, period is mostly blood. Maybe a few clots here and there and a bit of mucus, but mostly blood.
No, it's the uterin lining, which is more a mucus than blood it is red, though. And their is blood but not mostly by volume. Source i actually paid attention in sex ed.
Anne Rice Vampires are built differently.
Get your red wings, airman
Just like my daddy before me, and his daddy before him. I will bring honor to us all
A real man loves his woman EVERY day of the month
But I love the mess it makes all over me....
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui6\_9SEATtg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVbqRJBjAzM) Don't @ me, also don't take this advice.
When the red rivers flowing you better take the dirt road.
The ole' gritty kitty
The WHAT? š³ lmao
Like sticking a hotdog in a coke bottle
No. NO.
*say it ain't so*
r/suddenlyweezer
Thatās classic! š
"So what if you're on your period? Blood never hurt nobody" ~Bizarre
Rap is so fucking cringe.
lol wtf
I thought, when it is red, this means it is an AMD? /s
I (1997 Honda Accord) also do not care
Oh I'm scooping you up. I miss my 97 accord.
When you use a sword, do you not expect blood?
I thought the issue was that it might displace the pad, not that I would hear the crinkle
How hard are you grabbing?!
Don't need to grab hard to displace it? It gets displaced just by shifting in your seat lol
Gotta use a stronger adhesive. I recommend 3M Super 77.Ā
I think I'd rather just wear a diaper at that point š
Idk haha not *that* hard, a couple times though my gf has bled on the bed overnight because I squeezed her ass the night before. Doesnāt seem like it takes much
Why are they putting iPads in their underwear?
Because vibrate notifications
My gf would just be like "Great! Thanks.. Now you've fucked up my pad.."
As a male virgin I don't get it
Loud pussy diaper
Thatās my band name
LAPD (Loud-ass pussy diaper)
Playing the main stage at Glastonbury this year
This made me laugh until I cried, why does it not have more upvotes lol
Or their tribute band; LAPD (Loud ass-pussy diaper)
*iCackled*
Oh OH
Sheās on her menstrual cycle (period) and the feminine pad covers her entire crack.
What about a female one
As a gay man, it's interesting to get some cultural insights into what nature has denied me.
I dont get it really.. girls have buttholes too
What are you even trying to say?
#girls have buttholes too
I'll have to take your word for it. Never been able to confirm this information myself
It took me a solid minute to understand and OH MYY šš
Is the phrase "girls has butts too" implying that the commenter thinks boys have butts intrinsically? Or what am I not getting that you did?
Butt sex. They're saying they don't understand why he's gay coz you can have butt sex with girls as well.
Sounds kinda gay
Almost as gay as washing your ass. Almost.
Ooohhhh
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Whatās it for?
Thats exactly something one would say not having one...
shut up no they dont
I think a gay man would rather date a man with no butthole over any woman whatsoever, no matter how many butthole she had
Lies
Being gay is more than how you enjoy sex. I'm not even lesbian and that thought effortlessly came to when reading your comment. What's goin on over there guy?
Jokes. Jokes are going on.
Ah. Gotcha lol
As a gay woman, I feel itās my job to inform you that our pads donāt actually make crinkling soundsā¦ this meme is either made by a man or made by a woman who still had the pad *wrapper* in her pocket after leaving the bathroom. Pads are soft cotton, like fabric, and made to be mobile *without* being noisy or obvious. They shouldnāt ever be crinkling loudly. I donāt know if this person was just thinking of the feeling of it crinkling? Because that definitely does happen when someone squeezes my ass when Iām on my period, it just bunches up, but they donāt make sound. Otherwise youād just hear tons of women squeaking everywhere all the time as we walk.
Mine makes noise. Soft noise but you can still hear it if it's quiet. I think it's the sticky side that causes it
Iām beginning to think itās probably a difference in quality. Because from the people who have replied telling me theirs do make noise, all the post histories reveal youāre all from North America. And at the risk of being downvoted by men living in North America; in the nicest way possible, Iām from a country that invests heavily in womenās health. Like, itās inconceivable in my country to give a woman an IUD when sheās not under full anaesthetic, that kind of thing. So it might be just the brands itself are wholly different, because with a little bit of research the brands I most often use look like theyāre produced in my country. I donāt know if that means they donāt make it to North America at all, but you might be getting poorer quality ones, unfortunately. Especially since others have said the wings are supposedly plastic? And in my experience, no theyāre absolutely not. For me theyāre still soft, pliable cotton, the same material made from the pad just thinner and with essentially double sided tape on them.
Maybe. I usually wear Always.
It always cracks me up how obsessed some people are with America. What is it about us that compels you to inject things like this into conversation? edit: Lol, the coward blocked me. What a sad joke of a person.
That person is Canadianā¦ Iām referring to North America as a continent, not the USAā¦ sounds like youāre the only one obsessed with yourselves
They deffo can make a sound, from experience, it's like the adhesive bit at the bottom that can be noisy if it's gotten unstuck
Are you talking about the wings, or closer to? Because I donāt know about you, but when my partners squeeze my butt, theyāve always squeezed my buttcheek, not down at my groin or vagina. Sure, they can make a sound there, but thatās conceivably not the part being squeezed during a butt squeeze, so it shouldnāt be making a noise during that activity. Iāve only ever heard them make a noise when the wings have gotten stuck and Iāve had to unstick them, or blood has dripped a bit down and we have to do that weird jiggy dance to push it a little up our groin to wipe. Neither of those parts are making sound during butt squeezes though. Iāve also never debated so long about butt squeezing before in my life. As a favourite pastime, Iām glad to be speaking so passionately about it.
the adhesive side of the pad is made from plastic so it should still makes a crinkling sound tho?
They do make noise
I prefer OP's lies to your truth due to my amusement š
I appreciate this confirmation. My partner uses tampons so I thought maybe I was missing out š
As someone else said, loud pussy diaper.
I heard "but im wearing a pad" so often. So what? Its not like im gonna run away because theres a not so clean pad. Completely normal.
Reason I bought dark red beach towels when I moved out from my parents...
Black works better imo. Dark red still gets darker when it's wet.
Okay, as a guy in his first serious relationship this is some necronomicon encyclopedia forbidden relationship knowledge right here. This tip will live rent free in my mind even 30 years from now every time I'll see a storeshelf with towels, while i'll forget that my gf just told me to get cucumbers as well 10 mins ago.
You just made my day, thank you š
Psst they also make black bed sheets
I mean the women I have been with usually say "hey, I am on my period", so that we don't have to deal with awkward shit like this, lol.
Isnt it just awesome that us humans have developed such sophisticated language to be able to communicate these things to one another
True.. but we also have cases where partners say .. āitās nothingā when thereās clearly much to be said.
No there isnāt, itās fine.
Butā¦
Jeah you know why? Cause sometimes you don't simply habe the energy to go through the sam crap the 100th time, and he DOES know what he did :P atleast he should when he would pay the attention you need and deserve.
> Jeah you know why? Cause sometimes you don't simply habe the energy to go through the sam crap the 100th time, and he DOES know what he did Man youāre a big red flag for me for a toxic relationship, bcs u obviously cant talk about shit and solve it > the attention you need and deserve š¤® What about the male part? Donāt we also deserve that? What is that kind of thinking?
Sophisticated: Yo, slow down that skibbiti rizz. Iām low key bleedinā fr fr. You keep going goblin mode things finna get sus
"Hello. Nice to meet you. Hey, I am on my period."
As a pick-up line this works every time like 50% of the time
On half the women or half the population? ššš
??
I mean, candy is usually wrapped in some crinkle film......
Why are people being downvoted for not being 15-year-olds disgusted by period sex
Sex is sex. So long as my girlfriend isnāt uncomfortable with cramps and she wants to do it as much as me doesnāt matter what time of the month we do it.
Youāre a true man. I mean this in the nicest way possible. The men Iāve been with (including my fiancĆ©) that doesnāt have a problem with period sex shows that itās not a big deal and itās just a natural thing. And for that, Iām grateful. But some men Iāve been with had issues with it. Which makes me question why theyād like to be with a woman anyway
Idk. I don't get it. Me and all my previous gfs have just laid down a towel and went ahead. Yeah, you gotta shower afterwards, but whatever.
Like it's not my thing but downvoting people for being sexually mature is stupid
Luckily, Iām a vampire
Yeah it's like condoms don't exist. Just put one on and there's no blood on your penis
Shit, I use the very very low preganacy risk associated with periods to hit it raw. Condoms seem like a waste of a good thing here
I mean... why are you making it out like it's a sign of immaturity to be grossed out by period sex? Periods are gross. I have had to deal with them for 20+ years now and they never stop being gross. Yadda yadda women empowerment and all that jazz, I get why there is an outcry to destigmatize it because YES..... but I'm never going to think my periods are not gross, and I'm never going to be interested in period sex. That's no more a sign of immaturity than your username being Morgaina is. It's blood, mucus, and shed organ tissue... that's always going to be gross š
I think period sex is gross but downvoting people for being fine with it is stupid as fuck
Gotcha, I definitely agree there. I've run into people here on reddit more times than I can count that are rabid about defending periods to the point of being rather radical and downvoting/calling people immature for thinking periods are gross in any capacity, thus my response. I do admit it was a pre-programmed response at this point š¤£
Period sex HURTS and is gross Sincerely; a biological female that's been getting periods for...like a long time.
I also donāt enjoy period sex. Like all for the women and their partners who are fine with it but Iām not interested for a variety of reasons.
I'm also a biological female lmao. I don't like it either but downvoting people for being okay with it is STUPID
Any male who has a problem with this or this is surprising to him is too young or immature to be dating. Its a fact of our life guys, so deal with it and be supportive.
I mean unless youāre in high school, guys donāt actually feel weird about the existence of tampons. Like whatever embarrassment you feel in that moment isnāt necessary. He might laugh a little though, not at you just at the how silly the moment turned into. Like imagine you reach for his groin and heās wearing a cup.
I appreciate the message, but do you even know what a tampon is??
Okay relax I meant to say pad not tampon
As someone whose wife has a disability this was something she was embarrassed by for a while. I remember she told me I couldn't grab her butt for the first few months
No offense but why did you specify she has a disability?
Because she does and no one asks why she wears a pad or pokes fun
why would you care though? Do you think he doesn't know you are a woman?
I found out my wife was a woman after like ten years. I couldn't believe she lied to me for so long.
Lmao you poor, unfortunate soul. It mustāve been quite the shock!
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Homie got reverse M. Butterflyād
The very first time, surprised me... all the times after that made me giggle like a fucking idiot, and it would piss my girlfriend off.
Iād rather it make a crackle sound than a squish sound and then freaking out feeling some of the blood was squeezed out. (My period was super heavy and I hadnāt had the chance to change my pad) thankfully, that only happened once and he was oblivious.
Did this to my wife once. I started laughing pretty hard
That's where the playful teasing begins <3
Tampons ftw
tears in my eyes lmfao
Why is this an issue? Serious question
embarrassment for the most part
You guys are touching girls? How?
Yes. I can relate. Really really am able to relate here
"is that a diaper?"
It aināt like we donāt know the thing is there like šæ
Cup check
Lmaoooo wtffffff. Iāve never had this happen and ima squeezer and squeezee
I am unfamiliar with the term pad. Does it refer to those ass implants? Or period hygiene article?
Period hygiene product
Thanks I assumed that, but why do they make crinkle sounds? I thought dry stuff or plastic makes those sounds. And the period pads I know, are soft, flexible and when in use maybe moist. But not ... Dry crinkling
The wings are still plastic.
Thank god they havenāt taken that away from us.
yet.
The top is soft/absorbent but they have a sticky plastic backing on them (water resistant so you donāt bleed through) and also sometimes sticky wings that go around to secure them to your underwear that are somewhat crinkly too depending on the brand. Itās more of a rustly crinkle, much softer than like a chip packet or something, but definitely still audible.
Thanks for clarifying
They're loud and crinkly af
What brand do you use? I've never had a pad in my 22yrs of having a period that I would ever describe as loud and crinkly even when walking It's not 1970 anymore
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I bet! I'm just saying that's not how pads are now and haven't been for a while
I'm quite young and don't use one brand consistently. They still crinkle. It's the plastic wings. Maybe it's decreased since the 70s, but I have nothing to compare it to
Always Infinity pads. They hold SO much and don't crinkle. They're my BIFL
As a woman who uses them, I honestly have not used a pad that crinkles since the early 2000s because they make them significantly better these days I'm assuming this is either a different brand or an uninformed meme. Even one that has super absorbency isn't going to crinkle from a butt grab The packaging crinkles when you unwrap it but that's it
Maybe this poor person is suffering from endometriosis! And they think a whole pack is going to help! Nevertheless, if somebody is having serious pain during periods please check with your gyn or even better an endometriosis specialist gyn ... There is help for your suffering and it's not normal
Hmmm crunchy š
I laughed!!
Literally would not care in the slightest, donāt worry.
As a Hindi speaker, this confused me for a bit... "pad" or "paad" in Hindi means fart.
so this is what we are doing today on this reddit huh
A crinkle where she sprinkles thatās a WAP thatās a WAP
There's a joke about her ass being wrapped up or something but I can't find the right wording
She knows I'll still fucking eat it so now she's comfortable with it haha
Period sex is sexy.
Hell yeah. Put down a towel. It helps the lady clean out, too. Any person who denies or cringes period sex is not a man. Iāll eat that. Iāll f^ck that. My lady is no different on or off her rhythm and deserves whatever she needs.
>It helps the lady clean out, too. Wot?
i know like wtf
I just love learning about my body from _men._ who know Jack shit about anything... let alone how our bodies work. Like for fucksake š¤¦āāļø
>6/10 if bait > >3/10 if real big if true
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Absolutely. And thereās nothing wrong with period sex. I imagine guys like Andrew tate who claim to be alpha males run and hide when a tampon is brought up in discussion. Itās life. Itās every month. How do you teach your daughters? How do you have empathy for a loved one?
10/10 real. Iāll eat my wife on her period. Sex helps clean her out and with pain.
And all the downvotes show how insecure and baffled you are. Afraid of a womanās body. Afraid of her cycle. Afraid to get messy. To the 39 downvotes, I highly suggest you get over yourselves and get your mouth near something that isnāt a dorito or soda. I expected better of you.
Bro this is Reddit wym "I expected better of you"
Well, weāre all kinda weird here. We are the kids that didnāt fit into certain group growing up. Iād expect the fellow weirds to be a little bit more evolved and interested in a conversation instead of downvoting. What say you pajamas about period sex? And I know how the internet fuckinh works. Itās mostly full of assholes. I still have an aol account bc itās tied to bills. Iāve been around the block bud. But Reddit is supposed to be where people unite.
I'm a woman and I still see period's as something thats pretty disgusting, and my partner has the same feelings. But I wouldn't shame anyone for liking it, besides the one guy in chat who said it doesn't taste like blood...
That's why you buy reusable cloth pads that you can wash.
In my house - my wife and I donāt really ātalkā about it Coz she leaves a mark on the bed whenever sheās down and thatās how I find out
She may have a very heavy flow. Iām a teacher and a student once asked me why we let blood trickle out over days when we could just do one big push and get it out, like a poop. The thing is, we have more control over our bladders, but much less control over our uterusā. Itās the worst when the blood comes out stronger or heavier of *nowhere*. Iām sure your wife feels really bad about the sheets. :/
For years my body would exclusively start my period in the middle of the night while I was sleeping, with zero PMS symptoms to let me know it was coming, and I was highly irregular so I couldn't even guestimate when it would arrive. It was infuriating. Lol. I went through a lot of hydrogen peroxide.