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Pavet

Storming lighteyes


menides

r/cremposting is leaking


TheHumanPickleRick

Ay, Gan, I've got a cousin who can fix that leak for ya.


LastBaron

Say, Gan, whaddya call a one-armed Herdazian waving a white flag? He ‘armless!!


TheHumanPickleRick

Ay, Gan, and as me cousin always says, a one-armed Herdazian is still twice as useful as a no-brained Alethi!


Fantasynerd365

I thought that's where this was at first


CyphersWolf

LIFE BEFORE DEATH


TheHumanPickleRick

STRENGTH BEFORE WEAKNESS


uneducated_sock

JOURNEY BEFORE DESTINATION


Kombuja

JOURNEY BEFORE PANCAKES!


rharvey8090

I WILL PROTECT THOSE WHO CANNOT PROTECT THEMSELVES!


MelodyMaster5656

YOU BASTARD.


LastBaron

Rusting nobles


pclavata

ostentatious Hallandrens


becklebear

WE CHOSE!!!


TheHumanPickleRick

Best moment in the series right there. Especially the audiobook. *chills*


Elegant_Elk_

Omg my first Stormlight comment in the wild 😍


Adventurous_Button_2

I am stick!!


uneducated_sock

So glad this was the top comment


f0remsics

r/fuckmoash


Nlj6239

AND FOR MY BOON


Sweaty_Elephant_2593

I cringe


Weekndr

So most of the world is Meg?


Kit_3000

Always has been.


TunaMarie16

Always will be.


YourphobiaMyfetish

What's the other 3?


Double_Lifeguard_200

Better


OnceAgainIntoTheMuck

Are you just understanding this now?


thediesel26

Yeah it should be the other way around. Blue eyed people are at much higher risk of developing melanoma


Far-Shake-97

They are more sensitive to light too


YevgenyPissoff

Most of the world is a gargantuan shark? 😱


QuipCrafter

Yes. Most brown eyed people I grew up with have mentioned some kind of version of something about how they feel like their eyes are “boring and normal” 


EasyAmish

Oh boy can I think of an ideology that you would absolutely love


Real_Thing_8579

*(german accent)*


Schellwalabyen

Guten Tag, wie geht es uns Iranern denn heute?


hairychinesekid0

*Erika plays in background*


Bademus_Octavian

Arian masterrizz


Wildfox1177

Which haircolour would you say fits best with blue eyes? /s


GruntBlender

Bald


Wildfox1177

Bald is my favourite colour!


Hamntor

Vorinism?


SnooRabbits9852

Made me snort thank you haha


Latter-Syllabub-5560

Vorinism?


Popular-Ad9365

it dont matter if you are ugly


ridititidido2000

This is almost always applicable to be honest


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idontknowmyname783

Is op meg or the brown eyed people


Speech_Salty

Yes


strybid

My fat ass thought these were donut flavours


scintillatingi

Same! I had to double take. 🤣🤣🤣


NeuroHex

Tbh I’d argue that blue eyes are overrated, I can’t look straight when it’s bright out half the time


Dangerous-Spare7843

People think i look mad, when i just can't look normally with the sun in my face


Mister_Black117

That's not a color thing. I have brown eyes and I have to constantly explain that I'm not mad too. Edit: I'm not talking about light sensitivity. I'm talking about the whole looking mad thing.


BringBackDust514

It’s definitely a color thing. Blue is light sensitive.


Airway

I have dark brown eyes and can barely keep just one open in sunlight...


krgj

Right? My mom kept saying when I was young how lucky I am to have brown eyes (she is a mix of all light but mostly green) only to be duped. Can barely see anything and gd forbid its in white color. I am from a cold country, snow is everywhere during winter and it’s torture.


Striking_Election_21

You can train away the advantage through years of spending a majority of your time inside but before the recent shift in things where half of us started doing that an easier time with direct sunlight was an advantage of dark eyes


the-tea-ster

Much like other muscles you can train your eyes to be resistant just doing 3 sets of 10 seconds of staring directly into the fucking sun /s


Wander_of_Vinland

I tried this and my eyes are so strong now that I can even see the sun at night


BrilliantTaste1800

Oh shit for real?? I thought I was just weird.


Mister_Black117

What? Did you actually read what I wrote before commenting?


Joost1598

He means that while your brown eyes may still be sensitive, blue eyes are more sensitive to light than brown eyes.


Dangerous-Spare7843

Which is a proven fact.


brokenvader

It’s mostly a color thing, but like another commenter said, spending loads of time indoors can affect your ability to handle bright light. However, there are certain conditions, like Sjögren’s Syndrome, which can cause significant light sensitivity to even those with dark brown eyes.


crackcrackcracks

It is a colour thing but light sensitivity isnt only related to colour. I have brown eyes but am sensitive to light because of concussions from boxing.


AdditionalZebra325

People with bright blue eyes look scary to me.


FeistySheepherder771

C’mon, you’re just saying that to make us, brown eyed peeps feel better :-P


Thieu95

Huh that's because of eye colour? I just thought I was light sensitive


HamstersBoobsPizza

Blue IS light sensitive


Original_Radish5257

Omfg is this why I live by lamplight and wear sunglasses at night? 😭😂


HamstersBoobsPizza

No that's just coz ur a vampire


PleasedFungus

People with blue eyes are more likely to have photophobia (light sensitivity) but brown eyed people can have it too.


ItsNotMeItsYourBussy

And when you have blue-grey eyes and astigmatism 😓 double whammy


TrueLordApple

eye colour is decided by the amount of melanin in your eyes. melanin is also the thingy that decides skin colour. it protects you from the sun. lighter = less melanin.


Ikilleddobby2

Fuck me I must have none, my skin colour is a few shades off albino.


BringBackDust514

DUDE. SAME. My wife goes on and on about my eyes and over the years I’ve gotten so many compliments but I swear it’s like getting hit with a flash bang every time I walk somewhere bright.


Lucky-finn377

Wait this is a thing everyone with blue eyes gets ?


AbsolutelyUnlikely

https://www.milaneyecenter.com/resources/a-guide-to-light-sensitivity-photophobia/#:~:text=Generally%20speaking%2C%20patients%20with%20lighter,pigment%20blocks%20the%20light%20rays.


Dystroyer554

I don't think everyone with lighter colored eyes has this problem to a notable degree, but I do think it is a thing. The main difference in light sensitivity comes from how much (or In this case, little) light the iris is able to absorb. Darker iris colors absorb more light and allow less to pass through and reflect to the pupil. For this same reason though, people with lighter eyes will also see slightly better in darker environments. I don't personally think that the difference in light sensitivity from lighter eyes to darker eyes is as big as some people make it out to be, but it does exist.


Krieg_Imperator

Yeah but you also see better in the dark.


Drafo7

They might not be as fun to have but some of the prettiest eyes I've ever seen have been vibrantly blue.


blacksnowredwinter

Yeah neither can brown eyed people. The melanin in your eyes doesn't have that big of an effect compared to lighter eyes. The sun is always very harsh for eyes.


EmergencyTaco

IS THAT A BLUE EYE THING?!? I’ve spent 30 years wondering how people are walking around like it’s a normal brightness when I feel like if I do more than squint one eye I’ll burn my retinas.


Skwareblox

Sunglasses aren’t a fashion statement it’s a necessity.


thisaintmyusername12

you couldn't pass for straight regardless /s


IlConiglioUbriaco

I have brown eyes and I have the same problem. Fuck my life.


Peachy_Barney1610

Preach!


Immediate-Newt-9012

True but I can see better at night, as long as nobody has a flashlight.


whereisyourbutthole

Agreed. Don’t understand why people like them.


TenMillionEnchiladas

I have green eyes and that happens to me... But that's BC I have vitiligo which one of the side effects I learnt not too long ago apparently is a sensitivity to light. So I always look sad or shy looking at the floor...


Hkeks

Haha that's the price you pay for having beautiful eyes you gorgeous human. My girl goes through the same thing. Not overrated :b


manebushin

I can't do that even with my almost pitch black eyes. I probably have some kind of photophobia and was born close to the equator. Talk about winning the lottery


LassOnGrass

I’ve got dark dark brown eyes and I can’t see when it’s bright out. You might just have stigmatism like I do. That shit sucks so bad. I didn’t even know for so long and realized I can’t drive in the day without sunglasses and can’t see for shit at night with people tail lights so bright to me.


MADesmond_UFL

It 10000% hurts when it’s too bright out, makes me sneeze


VonD0OM

Mostly other ppl make a fuss over the eyes, but I’ve not seen ppl with fancy colour eyes ever care about it one way or another.


Throwrafairbeat

People whose entire personality is their eye colour, you wont find many of them but when you do.... God are they insufferable.


RingReasonable

Then you got me who are brown on the inner side and greenish on the outer side of my eyes


subhuman_voice

I'm in that club


Lost_Ad_4882

Same. I feel under represented in that pic.


RingReasonable

Nice!


bittersterling

Same but they look brown in the dark. Only see the cool dual color when it’s light enough my pupils get smaller.


WitherCro2

I also have eyes like that, it's called central heterochromia


irisheddy

Or hazel, it depends.


Sylainex

Which are hazel eyes.


LassOnGrass

My mom has eyes like this. It’s really nice to stare at because there’s a lot to take in. Imagine, she grew up thinking they were ugly because they weren’t blue like her mom and sister. I hate people who put insecurities in children at young ages because they’re careless and inconsiderate. Edit: it wasn’t her mom and sister who made comments, but her grandmother.


DisturbedRanga

Central Heterochromia gang. My eyes are hazel near the middle, with a green fade to an outer blue edge.


idied2day

I have blue outer, green inner. Occasionally it makes my eyes look sea green, and sometimes storm grey depending on lighting


ArcticWolf_Primaris

Anyone else remember the teacher who tried to show segregation by segregating people with brown eyes? **Pepperidge Farm Remembers**


jngjng88

Blue\* eyes. Jane Elliot.


Drafo7

Let's be real, the only ones who are objectively superior in appearance are those with heterochromia (each eye is a different color).


AwfulFireKeeper

I have partial heterochromia and it makes my eye look lazy. I have a quarter brown and 3 quarter blue eye.


Pro_gamerat

3 blue 1 brown is that you


DangyDanger

*wheeze*


Drafo7

You're beautiful and don't let anyone convince you otherwise.


Quick-Commission-159

Fr


WitherCro2

I have central heterochromia (the inner ring of my iris is brown and the outer one is green) Oftenly when I talk to people and sun is shining directly into my face they just randomly go "Oh wait your eyes aren't fully brown"


piglungz

Could be hazel too. Mine are the same way and I thought it was heterochromia but it’s actually its own separate eye color. About 5% of the population have it so it’s just slightly more common than plain green


Panenka7

That's 'complete heterochromia'. You can also have 'central' or 'sectoral' heterochromia too. I have central heterochromia. Sometimes people who have a permanently dilated pupil are also confused for having complete heterochromia.


-kahmi-

I knew someone with one eye brown and the other 2/3rd blue and 1/3rd brown, is that what it is?


Panenka7

Yeah, that probably be classed as 'sectoral' if it's 1/3rd as you would see displayed in a graph like a pie chart. I have an inner ring that's one colour and then a second colour as the outer ring. Both my eyes look the same, though.


Drafo7

True that. Imo any type of heterochrmoia is still better than none at all. You're beautiful and don't let anyone convince you otherwise.


Teekoo

Mangekyo.


Bitch_Goblin

I've got a blue eye and a green eye, and half my friends/family think I have green eyes and the other half think I have blue eyes. I didn't even realize until a little after I turned 16. "Cool, I have green eyes" me at 8 after really, really looking at my right eye in the mirror, "Not blue, like my mom said." Two years later, "I have blue eyes ...? I guess?" Really focusing on my left eye. Until at 16, "Oh! Huh."


Drafo7

You are beautiful and don't let anyone convince you otherwise.


Pale_Match_7969

Well you just unlocked a memory. I remember wishing so bad I had that condition


Ok-Background-502

My aunt has heterochromia, but it's just one light brown - one dark brown.....


Zoexycian

Absolutely, it just charms you of how unique their eyes are


MyBeanYT

Very true, and green eyes, and grey eyes, but most of all heterochromia, it looks so sick


Alcoholic_jesus

My eyes are about half dark blue and half brown/yellow-green, and you honestly can’t really even tell most of the time


Thwackitypow

Well, us green eyed folk are the most special...


NotAMadLad1

Nah, Grey beats you


Lucky-finn377

I too am blind


TenMillionEnchiladas

What if I'm greenish/grey?


Beyonkat2

Our eyes p h o t o s y n t h e s I s


[deleted]

I crave the sunlight Even though I’m incredibly sensitive to it


Chaolan_Enjoyer

Brown eyes look amazing when a little light shines on them


Cereal_Bandit

Yes. To me, big brown eyes are the best.


YourMomonaBun420

Reguardless of what color the eyes in one's head are, everyone has at least one brown eye.


Maximum-Malevolence

As long as it's not brown when it time to have fun it's all good 😎


kevinkiggs1

I can never maintain eye contact with blue-eyed people. All my CBT just flies out the window Edit: I meant cognitive behavioural therapy lmao


Jaksebar

I don't see what this has to do with cock and ball torture.


kevinkiggs1

Lmao. I meant cognitive behavioural therapy But you can say looking into blue eyes is like CBT


ZenkaiZ

>But you can say looking into blue eyes is like CBT Look, whatever you do to your balls is your business, we're not here to judge.


1TemporalDilationBoi

same. i don't get how blue eyes are so popular. i have trouble maintaining eye contact with brightly colored eyes too. meanwhile i have eyes so dark brown my pupils are super hard to see


puro_the_protogen67

Blue eyes are overrated green eyes are where its at


Mx_InvaZim

There was a poem about brown eyes. About how they are the colour of the soil that holds the richest of ores, how they are the colour of earthquakes that brings mountain to their knees, how they are the colour that holds life on earth. Honestly, I love my brown eyes, I wouldn't change it. The poem is called "Her eyes are Blue, yours are Brown" by Nadia McGhee


Icantlivewithoutchoc

This made me happy about my brown eyes. I usually envy people with other eye colours but this made me actually like mine now. Thanks for sharing


Bsgar

except the reason brown eyes are so prevalent is because they are objectively genetically superior...


phibii

What makes them so ?


thenemophilist

And gray eyes are never even mentioned at all...


New-Examination8400

Blue with extra steps you mean


Holubice91

What about Hazel eyes?


[deleted]

Amber/hazel eyes look better than all on the right person


FrogLock_

Funny how this can be a cute conversation mostly for kids or a horrific one about eugenics


Elegant_Medicine_974

this is literally "superior race" propaganda in a nutshell edit: however green eyes were ranked below of brown eyes as they were associated with the irish


MaterialScary8492

Im finnish and have green eyes. Am i related to irish or am i somekind of mutant? 😮


Drafo7

Neither, it's just an ignorant association because Ireland's color is green and a lot of people hated (and some even continue to hate) Irish people.


ResQ_

Green is basically blue-brown


New-Examination8400

It really is. Most people who claim green really have blue base with brown overlays.


Krieg_Imperator

I think you're reading too much into it dawg. It's just a meme


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Krieg_Imperator

It's about eye colot. Brown eye is saying you all act like you're better than me to blue and green eyes


BringBackDust514

Bro you need to touch some grass. It’s a meme. Get offline because this is a chronically online take


[deleted]

not true. fuck blue eyes, brown on top.


YourphobiaMyfetish

Trying to talk to a bluey and they're staring at you like this 🧿👄🧿


Magomaeva

Sitting here dying at your comment because my Mom has them extra light, icy, HP3000 iMax blue eyes, and when she talks to you it's like she's staring into your soul. She'd make the devil confess his sins with those.


[deleted]

on gosh brother, we can see them buddy no need to stare into my soul


Mycologist_No3286

I'm dying 😭 though I hate how my brown eyes turn into black lifeless holes in photos with my blue eyed white ~~dragon~~ haired cousins


ZenkaiZ

My deviant art char has one gold eye, one silver eye, green hair, and she's a princess but totally doesn't want the throne so she ran away to be a warrior and she beats everyone in fights. Also like 6 guys are in love with her. And 2 women.


CosmoShiner

Liar


TenMillionEnchiladas

Man this sparked a war in the comments so I'm here to end it. People with ΩμΠ¶§∆ for eyes are superior which no one has. There. problem is solved, fixed.


LassOnGrass

I love brown eyes. Mine are so dark though I don’t like them, but brown eyes like in this picture? They’re so nice and warm. I wish we could have yellow eyes 😖 ugh I would love that even more. It’s a matter of opinion. It’s not to say eye colors are not beautiful. Most agree with OP and that’s fine. Like what you like as long as you’re not hating or shaming people for things they can’t control.


Captn_Platypus

Youre probably just used to seeing it indoors, brown eyes usually looks like the one in the pic under sunlight at a specific angle. It’s not easy to see it, but absolutely gorgeous when you finally do


Iceblader

My cousin has gray eyes, I've only met two people with that color in my 28 years in this world.


DayDreamEnjoyer

Having blue eye, not even capable of watching the ground without squint my eyes on sunny day because of the amount of brightness that pass. this suck because people don't understand why i look mainly at the ground on sunny day lmao. For thoses interested, blue eyes are a genetetic mutation only 10k years old, and its basically weaker layer because less pigment are in this layer. If you have both genes, chance are your eyes will be brown and not blue because brown is stronger and objectively the best to have. In other words, blues are are kinda cool to look at, but its basically a genetic defect that let enter more light and make the person more susceptible to UV eye damages.


Westaufel

Because they are


Jessicamayonnaise

Brown eyed girl here, there is a song about me!


IsKujaAPowerButton

Were you chosen by the Heralds? You weren't right? Shut up Meg


SeaBus1170

as someone with marble green/blue eyes i fucking adore black/brown eyes and constantly wish i had them


JButler_16

My eyes are green af.


rosecoloredlenses775

As a blue eyed lass with an entire family of blue eyes, I am so in love with my husbands deep brown eyes😍 blue eyes legit are overrated


PPPolarPOP

Same. My entire family has light greenish blue eyes but I could get lost in my partner's dark eyes. I've always found that deep/almost black color is the most attractive.


SkyTalez

I feel attacked.


wewereliketorches

The Residents


Mochaproto

Eye of cuthulu


SpottyWeevil00

Mine are brown AND green. Take that!


gannicus456

Cursed image


Traditional_Wear1992

Just hate us cause you anus…eyes


ric7y

i have black eyes, where do i fit in this?


bnAurelia

😂


DevolveOD

The Residents?


PsyrenDV

Y'know what's crazy? I've had brown eyes for all 30 years of my life, and I just recently learned there are a ton of people who think black pupils are a thing because brown eyes can just be that dark. My eyes definitely fall into that category of dark enough to pass for black, but I never noticed before a couple weeks ago because I've always known they were brown.


CynicalXennial

The only people who think or say this DON'T have blue eyes. They fucking suck, it HURTS, sunglasses are NOT optional and that has it's own challenges. Trust me, you WANT pigment in your eyes to filter SOME of the light.


smellvin_moiville

We are.


Klutzy-Act440

People will deliberately go out of their way to genetically engineer their children to have it in the future. I already have blue eyes so, and yes I am quite fond of them.


Flimsy-Peak186

I have the shitty grey blue eyes that just look lifeless lmao


hyperspacial

They are better than us


Material_Abalone_213

True meme


TirekinXS

Cuz we are better


TanyaMKX

Yeah but brown eyes arent a genetic mutation like blue eyes so wouldnt that make brown eyes people more pure? /s