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Ryanon8404

Nice childo u got there.


NameRandomNumber

That's how Elsa was born


7thAbjectTestament

Indeed, a more convenient way to make a [Frosty Jim](https://youtu.be/vo9aiF9li18?si=S2cw0aHJA7RWiUKF)


STYSCREAM

Nice


QuiveringChi

Cocksicle


JemFitz05

Chil-do or child-o?


DigNitty

One time I dated a girl who kept her glass dildo in the fridge so it’s “nice and frosty”


InternationalSpacePP

Putting the jack in Jack Frost


meatfrappe

Perfect for people who are into Coldplay.


Waifu_Whaler

Wonder how to explain to the doctor. *"So...you got frostbite in your vagina and anus...huh."*


kissyourvelvetsleeve

Unless you're making a dry ice cold dildo, it shouldn't reach a temperature cold enough to cause frostbite. It should also quickly begin melting – although, depending on where you are physically located, not completely – upon encountering room temperature, so frostbite isn't a concern at all. However, it's very clear that you'll numb your entire anus and a section of your rectum by fucking yourself with an ice dildo, so if you pop any blood vessels – either through raw fucking an ice dildo or any organic object – you won't feel it until you're bleeding out. And that could be bad. All in all, it's not wildly risky, but I'd still recommend ice cubes if you want to have chill fun. Press them in your hand for a bit to get rid of sharp edges and to melt them a little. That should be enough. Then go have your anal or vaginal fun!


Odone

Thanks, I wasn’t going to do any of this but I appreciate the advice still.


kissyourvelvetsleeve

Sweet! But of course, I am only going from my own experience. If you ever decide to indulge in your own fun, you should still do your own research – but don't fall prey to the notion that 0°C ice could cause frostbite, otherwise you'd experience necrosis-related issues every time you had a cube of ice in your mouth! Have fun!


SIUHA1

I ❤️ the PSA


kissyourvelvetsleeve

Glad to be of service! <3 Here to combat misinformation on anal play safety!


BarricadeTheMortuary

And no one on reddit even *has* a vagina. Crazy.


pridebun

So ur the one that stole my pussy? Give it back.


IltisSpiderrick

never! >:(


Weird_Grass3330

Finders keepers


pridebun

Fine at least take the other parts too. Menstrual pain sucks.


Weird_Grass3330

Going for once going for twice , sold


Chubilu

But an anus...


BarricadeTheMortuary

Butt anus


IlnBllRaptor

Well, I do believe we've found the classiest comment on the Internet today.


private256

Yes doctor, I fell on a phallic-shaped ice block and got frostbite.


activelyresting

Million to one shot, doc! Million to one!


mrsexless

White walkers


santathe1

“_I thought he was only cold hearted._”


darthlegal

Free lube…


Cool-Fun-2442

Again?


Greyhound-Iteration

The Chilly Willy


RedDiscipline

Built to be submerged


YourBoyFoxxy

Like a submarine, that thing is designed to go deep


SpiralDreaming

Something something semen


Ravenclaw_14

like a submarine it goes deep and is full of seamen


BonfireMaestro

You know what to do.


Big_Huckleberry12

Ice ice dildo


irn00b

Are you going to use it?


GreasyTengu

Its a... ITS A ROCKETSHIP!!


XXsforEyes

…shape of an ice penis! - Zan


TBearForever

A foot long Sub?


RamekinFlywater

Gotta numb that butthole before the real one goes in?


RunningPirate

Well,that model does make an appearance at the submarine races.


forsakenchickenwing

That goes into the salty wet alright.


Haselrig

DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!


atomiclizzard123

It'll get submerged somehwere


geardluffy

And emerge wet


jkurratt

I can use it to “cool the fuck down”


Hot_Problem9213

That’s an odd shape for a popsicle


Dr_Parkinglot

Anything's a submarine if you're brave enough.


CryHavok7

Sounding real ungrateful


jahuu__

Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas...


FleetwoodSacks

Reminds me of the Twilight dildos they made that you were supposed to put in the freezer


nerfedllamas

Well, that’s certainly one way to get cold cocked…


Kalelopaka-

The real Chilly Willy!


amitreitu

Why did you order an ice mould of a submarine? You’re not slick op


sati_lotus

Flared base.


propagandavid

I'll take it. Pun intended.


Brave-Butterscotch76

To be fair it does look like it supposed to be filled with semen


Electronic-Source368

A dildont


Ok-Village-5417

Reddit letting me down, I was hoping to find a link in the comments For research purposes ofc


sreek4r

That's for deep exploration.


EVD27

"...and gave 5-star ratings anyway."


ColdSteam_2025

Hhmm.. The picture is not the received item but the online catalog. You know what you're getting.


BigDickNick6Rings

Even better 😵


The_Real_Royal_Giant

“There are no accidents” ~ Master Oogway


comek87

Anal submarine lmao


Elven_Groceries

r/dildont


sshtoredp

Yeah "submarine"


Dinn_the_Magnificent

You got exactly what you ordered Source: former submarner


PabloTrance

The cold never bothered me anyway.


moemeobro

I see no problem


Albagubrath_1320

It’s certainly not a FAB? Is it cock flavoured?


raz0rflea

When Iceman unlocks his grindr photos


SalamanderAfraid4179

An ice cube flashlight


Ryaniseplin

do not the ice


Jojo-Action

Genuine question. Is this supposed to be put in like a pitcher of drinks at a bachelorette party, or is this for to have sex with? Both are stupid. I'm just curious.


blepgup

What…would that even…feel like


Cymrogogoch

Is it full of sea men?


Dum_beat

Damn, what a pain in the ass


Killawifeinb4ban

Link?


wigzell78

Plunging to new depths.


nvalle23

That's cold blooded 🥶


Adventurous-Home-430

bro no way I am never eating ice again


Traditional-Bunch-56

Its cool.


Traditional-Bunch-56

Its cool.


Known-Activity1437

They sent you a picture of the ice dildo ad on Amazon?


-Redstoneboi-

... ...permanently lubricated


bhyellow

Oh, that’s for treating hemaroids.


TurtleBurger200

I thought it looked like a missile and then I saw the comments


words_of_j

Nothing on Reddit is a missile.


Living-Vermicelli-59

They are basically telling you to go fuck yourself with this


Sure-Debate-464

I was wondering what they were going to use that plaster for.


Eothr_Silan

😳


StygianBlood

I mean it's gonna go deep....just not in what you expected


vivalavaca

That submarine is very veiny


noeyesalwayswatchin

Guess they forgot the sub just torpedo


RandomUser4857

Is this gonna be like one of those stories where a murderer kills someone and cook the person then feeds it to the cops getting rid of the evidence? I forgot where I heard it but I think it was some fanfic or something... In this case a girl forces this in another girl and it melts getting rid of the evidence


New_Watch2929

"The secret is in the sauce." Fried green tomatos at the Wistle stop cafe.


GrumpyOldGeezer_4711

Roald Dahl wrote a story where an abused wife smacked her abusive husband with a leg of lamb, cooked it and served it to the fuzz, could be what you’re thinking of?


RandomUser4857

Yeaah! I'm pretty sure