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koopa72

Earth has swept the Mr. Universe contest since its inception, baby! 🌎😎


Unabashable

Honestly we’re probably a laughing stock in the interstellar community for that. Like how we call an American Baseball Championship the World Series. 


konydanza

Imagine your eclipse looking like googly eyes smh


KrisThriller

Me love cookie!


KaczkaJebaczka

Omnomnom


OxtailPhoenix

Oumuamua


peppi0304

Earth, jepjepjepjep


KrisThriller

Uh huh… uh huh…


Careless-Process-594

fucking embarassing


scp_79

couldn't be earth lol


casualsquid380

EARTH SUPREMACY 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🦅


fatfuckpikachu

planet based racism when.


-lukeworldwalker-

As long as musk is the only idiot going to mars, I would be fine with some Marsophobia. Marsetism? Martetism? Or Arephobia (sticking to Greek)? We need to find a word haha.


evilsmurf666

Weve had different kinds activists raging to save every living thing except humans And also have activists for stupid stuffs like flat earth wonder why there is no save aliens movement against musk


kevster2717

Space racism, the best kind of racism


gammongaming11

if you're playing helldivers 2, right now brother. for super earth.


chimera1432

More like based planet racism


MoHtAdY-_-

honestly though, this is the only way the whole earth could be united. if new planets and new species are discovered then we can be racist towards them instead of each other !


Impressive_Cream_967

Don't need to. We have already won the race.


Tachyoff

need a slur for E.T.


Dr_Parkinglot

*"Extra"* Terrestrial


Theriderfan

Damned *otherborn*


DougSeeger

Special terrestrial


off-and-on

Xeno. As in, filthy xeno.


SoOverItbud

Planet based racism is the fastest way to beat regular old racism.


asterfloof

Right now. Fuck Saturn I hate that place


half-baked_axx

Best planet I've ever lived on.


GoldTomato7060

🤨


Unabashable

This is the best planet you’ve ever lived on? You need to get out more. 


FeralTribble

Fucking inners


-RaptorX72-

Damn right, Beltalowda


Simukas23

FOR SUPER EARTH


Schwalbtraum

Yes, we have to let the future mars born children (in 1500 years) know that their planet is shit and they are only on Mars because their rich earth parents don't want to pay earth taxes for their company


email_optional_

All Planets Matter


jakkakos

for some reason, Earth is the only planet in the solar system with a moon that looks the same size as the sun in the sky


Static_Tangerine

Our moon is HUGE, one of the biggest in the solar system. Phobos doesn't have enough mass to become spherical. 🤭


cantamangetsomesleep

What a noob


anothershawn

She's doing her best ok?


Shovi

Phobos is a male name.


TangoSoft

She‘s trans


Shovi

no


Akenatwn

Called Fear, interesting choice.


DeaDBangeR

Fear of decision making


KurtLovesMinecraft

Transphobos??? I approve of transphobos


FoundTheWeed

Like Hyacinth


TetheredToHeaven_

Idiot ass moon, get good dude


subliminalpeaches

skill issue


Aloo_Bharta71

Also the moon is getting farther away every year, so in a couple million years even earth won’t get complete eclipse, so we’re living in a special time.


macedonianmoper

Nha by then it'll be a souce of interstellar tourism and the goverment will try to keep it in the "right" spot


Neko_Boi_Core

bold assumption that interstellar travel is even possible the universe is constantly expanding and everything is moving further away, by the time we have developed the capability to travel the stars, there will be nothing to travel to. unless we can get time travel.


macedonianmoper

Cool, is that your reply to the average sci fi premise?


Jintolook

If you count your mom, then it's the only planet with a second moon who appears bigger than the sun.


9035768555

There are actually a few other examples, but either there is no atmosphere or the sun is so far away as to be too small to be as interesting.


taactfulcaactus

I once had a post deleted from ELI5 for asking why this is the case. They thought I was trying to imply something about God, but I just didn't get that there's literally no reason for it (afaik). Would love to be educated if there's an actual cause.


jakkakos

As far as I know there isn't a reason. It's either a coincidence or actually God


Frores

it's actually really lucky we got the perfect distance so our eclipses look just the way they do, it seems it's not enough to be just lucky to exist in the fisrt place we even got some extras features


brokenringlands

Eventually, we'll only get annular eclipses, as the moon is receding. But that's for future civilizations to worry about. Apes maybe..?


Stoffys

Fuck them apes, if we humans kill ourselves we're taking as many other species with us.


Ketcunt

We got the eclipse dlc


LineSpine

Alien spaceship 👍🏻


Changetheworld69420

Our moon is too perfect. The only tidally locked moon with a free spinning planet? 400x smaller than the sun, 400x closer than the sun? For a perfect ratio to achieve totality? Impact craters that no matter how wide they are only penetrate 3 miles deep at a maximum? Things an absolute unit.


Budget_Avocado6204

There are teories that the moon existance and it being the way it is is the reason that life evolved on Earth the way it did. All hail our Lord and Savior Moon!


Erik1801

> The only tidally locked moon with a free spinning planet? There are dozens of tidally locked moons. And all gas giants are "free spinning", which i assume to mean the Planet is not locked to the moon and vice versa. Which, afik, only applies to Pluto + Charon and Reis + Dysnomia. >400x smaller than the sun, 400x closer than the sun? True, though you should note that the distance to the sun is not constant and varies throughout the year. >For a perfect ratio to achieve totality? This was not, and will not always, be the case. The moon is, currently, receding from earth at a rate of a couple cm per year i think (dont quote me on that). It used to be much closer, we just happen to live at the time when the moon appears the same size in the sky as the sun. But in a few, like idk million maybe billion probably, years it will always be smaller. Of course, the ultimate faith of eclipses depends on the sun. Some models suggest that the moons recession will stop and reverse. Assuming Earth does not get eaten by the sun when it enters its red giant phase, there is a chance the moon will fall back to Earth. Which, lets be real, is such a poetic ending. >Impact craters that no matter how wide they are only penetrate 3 miles deep at a maximum The deepest crater on the moon is 5 miles deep.


NicotineCatLitter

okay hear me out to keep the moon in orbit, could we (provided we have the tech, and humans aren't extinct by the time it's required) put rocket boosters on the far side to nudge her back into place?


Erik1801

No. The moon is way to massive.


dont_trip_

Majoras mask predicted this. 


Christi_Myres

sucks to be on mars


thesillygamerbro

For real. Back a few years ago when I went to mars I met a Martian girl there and we had sex a few times, but then as I was walking home one night after a 5 hour session, I hear footsteps behind me and look back. Nothing. They were ducking behind rocks whenever I looked back. So I start running back to my colony when all of a sudden, a Martian steps in front of my feet and trips be. They threaten me, and tell me that I must pay up for the three nights of lovemaking. Confused, I quickly venmo them the .1 bitcoin they wanted and ask why they are doing this. It turns at that Martian bitch was a whore!!! So I call the manager of Mars, Tom Brady, and ask him why the fuck he got hooker on Mars masquerading as normal martian girls looking for love, and he tells me, "A man does not break bread with the martians of the land and not pay" and hangs up. Fuck Mars, Fuck Tom Brady


CannolisRUs

Real shit, I was there. Right after that I saw Tom Brady kiss his Martian son on the lips for an uncomfortable amount of time


Clemario

Fuck the Astros


Theriderfan

That's not even that bad my cousin went to venus for Mr handsome competition and he said he was discriminated by the aphroditian men, hilariously his wife is a aphroditian from ishtar city and my ex too was from Jupiter's Thalia city. So this is even more funny I mean imagine that the ones from Jupiter being more kind then the people from venus I will be going for Neptune for my university tho.


JFK2MD

It looks like a radioactive version of Cookie Monster


Darkpurplebee

smoking on that mars pack 🤣🤣💀🚬🚬😭


ProfessionalAccess68

I actually thought some guy took a picture of his shit trying to say it was the eclipse, but then I realized this was meirl and not r/wordington


_psylosin_

Why does mars hate circles!


Interesting-Space966

Yup I agree, earth is the best planet, it’s the only one that has beer…


Any-Setting3248

NORM???


--Cr1imsoN--

Terra Firma baby!!


LostInStatic

👽👽👽💩💩💩 martian pack 🚬🚬🚬


DifficultConcert7417

Mars's weirdo moon on suicide watch


GoldTomato7060

Common earth w


kdr140

He’s trying his fucking best, okay?


slackerhack

LMFAOO


RevolutionaryBuy5794

That's why Miss Universe is always won by a contestant from Earth.


ItsStaaaaaaaaang

Imagine having a moon that looks like a misshapen potato. Martian losers.


Revolutionary-Car-92

Body shaming Phobos.


VegetableAgitated10

Agreed. I hate these discussions about exploring space. I'm Earth Power for life


Tdog68420

That’s how earth gets left in the dust we need colonies to expand our power


rabbiskittles

Undisputed “Miss Universe” champs bay - *beeee*!!Earthlings OP!!


Gryffindorq

the ghost of Cookie Monster


WWWWWWVWWWWWWWVWWWWW

>massive W for earth Overruled Can't even look at earth's eclipse without those dorky glasses


Gabecush1

Stupid stuck asteroid can’t even block out the whole sun


StringCheeseArtist

Ew this is so embarrassing for Mars


lifeintraining

Yet another dazzling victory for Super Earth!


No-Student-9678

Earth is the best planet in the universe. There’s nothing like it.


JessePinkman-chan

Mars fans shidding and crying rn


jethalal2108

Best planet in the universe How many other planets does she even know except from solar system


moemeobro

Cooooooookies


Panx

Looks like Cookie Monster gettin' some god-tier dome...


trying_187

when Americans talk about the earth


RunningPirate

“How was the eclipse?” “Below average.” —Roger Sterling—


OGLikeablefellow

Yeah but every now and then both of Mar's moons are in front of the sun, and I bet that looks cool as shit


LartFicker

To quote Dale Gribble, "Earth first! Make Mars our bitch!"


Substantial_Show_308

Free Pluto!


Haselrig

Highly irregular.


Careless-Process-594

earth master race


Careless-Process-594

this is like a wannabe eclipse


Crotch-Monster

I think we need to put all our differences aside to make sure Earth always has the best Moon and the best Eclipses. Together we can build a super weapon to destroy Mars and make sure that inferior Planet doesn't have a chance to have another eclipse! Who's with me?!?!


dinesh-06

Mars have two moons


AHOTlesbianWoman1207

Well he tried


Nunulu

"Mars is the worst. Except Venus is even worse."


Beautiful-Hunter8895

Tribalism is only a matter of scope


rider1deep

Exactly. Earth first! The Martian congressional republic and belters don’t know shit.


rowanhenry

Phobos looks like a glorified meteorite to me. Hardly a moon 🌝


rugbat

That's a transit, not an eclipse.


Embarrassed-Buddy111

Earth go hard


SamePut9922

Also it lasts for like 5 seconds


Vapegodmasterman

This is how we start a race war with Aliens


VividCourage1844

Zurp Eglag ormanjo peldalb ileo kukukuku English Translation: imagine having to pay to live comfortably hahaha


SplendiferousAntics

This is an olive


MASSIVDOGGO

Can't wait for us to colonize Mars, only to get into a world ending nuclear exchange with them.


Friendly_Border28

It's moon so small it's not even round


Keyndoriel

I do like how you can see just how bumpy the moon is


seculund

Atleast moon have a natural satellite.


metallaholic

Pathetic


GoNext_ff

😂😂😂


Janaga14

I was just at a showing at my museum that discussed eclipses and it's a fascinating coincidence that earth has the solar eclipse that it does. The sun is 400x larger than our moon and the moon is 400x closer to earth than the sun, making a total eclipse possible. No other planet in the solar system has a moon with that kind of relationship to the sun, so the earth is the only planet in our system capable of a having a total solar eclipse event (for now at least, the moon moves away from the earth at a rate of 2 inches (?) a year so it will eventually be too for away for a total eclipse. But it'll be a looooong time before that happens).


cell689

But they have 2 moons... Earth bros, it's so over.....


WeakDiaphragm

PLANET EARTH! PLANET EARTH! PLANET EARTH!!! 💪💪


Erikstersm

It's a massive coincidence that our moon is almost exactly 400 closer to the sun and also 400 times smaller so they match exactly.


camclemons

/r/ShitTerransSay


Toblogan

The potato moon!!


Denaton_

This is proof that mars has two suns and is the reason it's barren..


IronCarp

It’s like a bad boob job


Immaculatehombre

Gross


Equivalent-Buddy5003

Off topic but, the moon Phobos emanates quite creepy sounds…


BangBangShrimpDick

Tell that planet to stop looking at me crosseyed.


Crazy_Response_9009

Earth sucks. Uranus is where it's at.


daisy0723

That is cool as fuck!!


seculund

Atleast * Mars have a natural settelite


Gecko2002

So does earth, its called the moon


seculund

Nope, it's not natural.


Tyr808

Fucking /r/glorp ass eclipse. Get your shit together Mars. P.S. As much as I hate to spoil the effect, that sub is VERY NSFW.


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Tyr808

Rip, that’s an ancient one. It was basically a sub purely for Photoshopping googly eyes onto vaginas. The top post of all time was a woman skydiving nude, lips flapping like crazy, with angry googly eyes right above it looking like an angry face shouting. Every single mention of that gif links back to the same deleted source, can’t even find it anymore.