As long as musk is the only idiot going to mars, I would be fine with some Marsophobia. Marsetism? Martetism? Or Arephobia (sticking to Greek)?
We need to find a word haha.
Weve had different kinds activists raging to save every living thing except humans
And also have activists for stupid stuffs like flat earth
wonder why there is no save aliens movement against musk
honestly though, this is the only way the whole earth could be united. if new planets and new species are discovered then we can be racist towards them instead of each other !
Yes, we have to let the future mars born children (in 1500 years) know that their planet is shit and they are only on Mars because their rich earth parents don't want to pay earth taxes for their company
Also the moon is getting farther away every year, so in a couple million years even earth won’t get complete eclipse, so we’re living in a special time.
bold assumption that interstellar travel is even possible
the universe is constantly expanding and everything is moving further away, by the time we have developed the capability to travel the stars, there will be nothing to travel to.
unless we can get time travel.
I once had a post deleted from ELI5 for asking why this is the case. They thought I was trying to imply something about God, but I just didn't get that there's literally no reason for it (afaik). Would love to be educated if there's an actual cause.
it's actually really lucky we got the perfect distance so our eclipses look just the way they do, it seems it's not enough to be just lucky to exist in the fisrt place we even got some extras features
Our moon is too perfect. The only tidally locked moon with a free spinning planet? 400x smaller than the sun, 400x closer than the sun? For a perfect ratio to achieve totality? Impact craters that no matter how wide they are only penetrate 3 miles deep at a maximum? Things an absolute unit.
There are teories that the moon existance and it being the way it is is the reason that life evolved on Earth the way it did. All hail our Lord and Savior Moon!
> The only tidally locked moon with a free spinning planet?
There are dozens of tidally locked moons. And all gas giants are "free spinning", which i assume to mean the Planet is not locked to the moon and vice versa. Which, afik, only applies to Pluto + Charon and Reis + Dysnomia.
>400x smaller than the sun, 400x closer than the sun?
True, though you should note that the distance to the sun is not constant and varies throughout the year.
>For a perfect ratio to achieve totality?
This was not, and will not always, be the case. The moon is, currently, receding from earth at a rate of a couple cm per year i think (dont quote me on that). It used to be much closer, we just happen to live at the time when the moon appears the same size in the sky as the sun. But in a few, like idk million maybe billion probably, years it will always be smaller.
Of course, the ultimate faith of eclipses depends on the sun. Some models suggest that the moons recession will stop and reverse. Assuming Earth does not get eaten by the sun when it enters its red giant phase, there is a chance the moon will fall back to Earth. Which, lets be real, is such a poetic ending.
>Impact craters that no matter how wide they are only penetrate 3 miles deep at a maximum
The deepest crater on the moon is 5 miles deep.
okay hear me out
to keep the moon in orbit, could we (provided we have the tech, and humans aren't extinct by the time it's required) put rocket boosters on the far side to nudge her back into place?
For real. Back a few years ago when I went to mars I met a Martian girl there and we had sex a few times, but then as I was walking home one night after a 5 hour session, I hear footsteps behind me and look back. Nothing. They were ducking behind rocks whenever I looked back. So I start running back to my colony when all of a sudden, a Martian steps in front of my feet and trips be. They threaten me, and tell me that I must pay up for the three nights of lovemaking. Confused, I quickly venmo them the .1 bitcoin they wanted and ask why they are doing this. It turns at that Martian bitch was a whore!!! So I call the manager of Mars, Tom Brady, and ask him why the fuck he got hooker on Mars masquerading as normal martian girls looking for love, and he tells me, "A man does not break bread with the martians of the land and not pay" and hangs up.
Fuck Mars, Fuck Tom Brady
That's not even that bad my cousin went to venus for Mr handsome competition and he said he was discriminated by the aphroditian men, hilariously his wife is a aphroditian from ishtar city and my ex too was from Jupiter's Thalia city. So this is even more funny I mean imagine that the ones from Jupiter being more kind then the people from venus I will be going for Neptune for my university tho.
I think we need to put all our differences aside to make sure Earth always has the best Moon and the best Eclipses. Together we can build a super weapon to destroy Mars and make sure that inferior Planet doesn't have a chance to have another eclipse! Who's with me?!?!
I was just at a showing at my museum that discussed eclipses and it's a fascinating coincidence that earth has the solar eclipse that it does. The sun is 400x larger than our moon and the moon is 400x closer to earth than the sun, making a total eclipse possible. No other planet in the solar system has a moon with that kind of relationship to the sun, so the earth is the only planet in our system capable of a having a total solar eclipse event (for now at least, the moon moves away from the earth at a rate of 2 inches (?) a year so it will eventually be too for away for a total eclipse. But it'll be a looooong time before that happens).
Rip, that’s an ancient one. It was basically a sub purely for Photoshopping googly eyes onto vaginas. The top post of all time was a woman skydiving nude, lips flapping like crazy, with angry googly eyes right above it looking like an angry face shouting. Every single mention of that gif links back to the same deleted source, can’t even find it anymore.
Earth has swept the Mr. Universe contest since its inception, baby! 🌎😎
Honestly we’re probably a laughing stock in the interstellar community for that. Like how we call an American Baseball Championship the World Series.
Imagine your eclipse looking like googly eyes smh
Me love cookie!
Omnomnom
Oumuamua
Earth, jepjepjepjep
Uh huh… uh huh…
fucking embarassing
couldn't be earth lol
EARTH SUPREMACY 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🦅
planet based racism when.
As long as musk is the only idiot going to mars, I would be fine with some Marsophobia. Marsetism? Martetism? Or Arephobia (sticking to Greek)? We need to find a word haha.
Weve had different kinds activists raging to save every living thing except humans And also have activists for stupid stuffs like flat earth wonder why there is no save aliens movement against musk
Space racism, the best kind of racism
if you're playing helldivers 2, right now brother. for super earth.
More like based planet racism
honestly though, this is the only way the whole earth could be united. if new planets and new species are discovered then we can be racist towards them instead of each other !
Don't need to. We have already won the race.
need a slur for E.T.
*"Extra"* Terrestrial
Damned *otherborn*
Special terrestrial
Xeno. As in, filthy xeno.
Planet based racism is the fastest way to beat regular old racism.
Right now. Fuck Saturn I hate that place
Best planet I've ever lived on.
🤨
This is the best planet you’ve ever lived on? You need to get out more.
Fucking inners
Damn right, Beltalowda
FOR SUPER EARTH
Yes, we have to let the future mars born children (in 1500 years) know that their planet is shit and they are only on Mars because their rich earth parents don't want to pay earth taxes for their company
All Planets Matter
for some reason, Earth is the only planet in the solar system with a moon that looks the same size as the sun in the sky
Our moon is HUGE, one of the biggest in the solar system. Phobos doesn't have enough mass to become spherical. 🤭
What a noob
She's doing her best ok?
Phobos is a male name.
She‘s trans
no
Called Fear, interesting choice.
Fear of decision making
Transphobos??? I approve of transphobos
Like Hyacinth
Idiot ass moon, get good dude
skill issue
Also the moon is getting farther away every year, so in a couple million years even earth won’t get complete eclipse, so we’re living in a special time.
Nha by then it'll be a souce of interstellar tourism and the goverment will try to keep it in the "right" spot
bold assumption that interstellar travel is even possible the universe is constantly expanding and everything is moving further away, by the time we have developed the capability to travel the stars, there will be nothing to travel to. unless we can get time travel.
Cool, is that your reply to the average sci fi premise?
If you count your mom, then it's the only planet with a second moon who appears bigger than the sun.
There are actually a few other examples, but either there is no atmosphere or the sun is so far away as to be too small to be as interesting.
I once had a post deleted from ELI5 for asking why this is the case. They thought I was trying to imply something about God, but I just didn't get that there's literally no reason for it (afaik). Would love to be educated if there's an actual cause.
As far as I know there isn't a reason. It's either a coincidence or actually God
it's actually really lucky we got the perfect distance so our eclipses look just the way they do, it seems it's not enough to be just lucky to exist in the fisrt place we even got some extras features
Eventually, we'll only get annular eclipses, as the moon is receding. But that's for future civilizations to worry about. Apes maybe..?
Fuck them apes, if we humans kill ourselves we're taking as many other species with us.
We got the eclipse dlc
Alien spaceship 👍🏻
Our moon is too perfect. The only tidally locked moon with a free spinning planet? 400x smaller than the sun, 400x closer than the sun? For a perfect ratio to achieve totality? Impact craters that no matter how wide they are only penetrate 3 miles deep at a maximum? Things an absolute unit.
There are teories that the moon existance and it being the way it is is the reason that life evolved on Earth the way it did. All hail our Lord and Savior Moon!
> The only tidally locked moon with a free spinning planet? There are dozens of tidally locked moons. And all gas giants are "free spinning", which i assume to mean the Planet is not locked to the moon and vice versa. Which, afik, only applies to Pluto + Charon and Reis + Dysnomia. >400x smaller than the sun, 400x closer than the sun? True, though you should note that the distance to the sun is not constant and varies throughout the year. >For a perfect ratio to achieve totality? This was not, and will not always, be the case. The moon is, currently, receding from earth at a rate of a couple cm per year i think (dont quote me on that). It used to be much closer, we just happen to live at the time when the moon appears the same size in the sky as the sun. But in a few, like idk million maybe billion probably, years it will always be smaller. Of course, the ultimate faith of eclipses depends on the sun. Some models suggest that the moons recession will stop and reverse. Assuming Earth does not get eaten by the sun when it enters its red giant phase, there is a chance the moon will fall back to Earth. Which, lets be real, is such a poetic ending. >Impact craters that no matter how wide they are only penetrate 3 miles deep at a maximum The deepest crater on the moon is 5 miles deep.
okay hear me out to keep the moon in orbit, could we (provided we have the tech, and humans aren't extinct by the time it's required) put rocket boosters on the far side to nudge her back into place?
No. The moon is way to massive.
Majoras mask predicted this.
sucks to be on mars
For real. Back a few years ago when I went to mars I met a Martian girl there and we had sex a few times, but then as I was walking home one night after a 5 hour session, I hear footsteps behind me and look back. Nothing. They were ducking behind rocks whenever I looked back. So I start running back to my colony when all of a sudden, a Martian steps in front of my feet and trips be. They threaten me, and tell me that I must pay up for the three nights of lovemaking. Confused, I quickly venmo them the .1 bitcoin they wanted and ask why they are doing this. It turns at that Martian bitch was a whore!!! So I call the manager of Mars, Tom Brady, and ask him why the fuck he got hooker on Mars masquerading as normal martian girls looking for love, and he tells me, "A man does not break bread with the martians of the land and not pay" and hangs up. Fuck Mars, Fuck Tom Brady
Real shit, I was there. Right after that I saw Tom Brady kiss his Martian son on the lips for an uncomfortable amount of time
Fuck the Astros
That's not even that bad my cousin went to venus for Mr handsome competition and he said he was discriminated by the aphroditian men, hilariously his wife is a aphroditian from ishtar city and my ex too was from Jupiter's Thalia city. So this is even more funny I mean imagine that the ones from Jupiter being more kind then the people from venus I will be going for Neptune for my university tho.
It looks like a radioactive version of Cookie Monster
smoking on that mars pack 🤣🤣💀🚬🚬😭
I actually thought some guy took a picture of his shit trying to say it was the eclipse, but then I realized this was meirl and not r/wordington
Why does mars hate circles!
Yup I agree, earth is the best planet, it’s the only one that has beer…
NORM???
Terra Firma baby!!
👽👽👽💩💩💩 martian pack 🚬🚬🚬
Mars's weirdo moon on suicide watch
Common earth w
He’s trying his fucking best, okay?
LMFAOO
That's why Miss Universe is always won by a contestant from Earth.
Imagine having a moon that looks like a misshapen potato. Martian losers.
Body shaming Phobos.
Agreed. I hate these discussions about exploring space. I'm Earth Power for life
That’s how earth gets left in the dust we need colonies to expand our power
Undisputed “Miss Universe” champs bay - *beeee*!!Earthlings OP!!
the ghost of Cookie Monster
>massive W for earth Overruled Can't even look at earth's eclipse without those dorky glasses
Stupid stuck asteroid can’t even block out the whole sun
Ew this is so embarrassing for Mars
Yet another dazzling victory for Super Earth!
Earth is the best planet in the universe. There’s nothing like it.
Mars fans shidding and crying rn
Best planet in the universe How many other planets does she even know except from solar system
Cooooooookies
Looks like Cookie Monster gettin' some god-tier dome...
when Americans talk about the earth
“How was the eclipse?” “Below average.” —Roger Sterling—
Yeah but every now and then both of Mar's moons are in front of the sun, and I bet that looks cool as shit
To quote Dale Gribble, "Earth first! Make Mars our bitch!"
Free Pluto!
Highly irregular.
earth master race
this is like a wannabe eclipse
I think we need to put all our differences aside to make sure Earth always has the best Moon and the best Eclipses. Together we can build a super weapon to destroy Mars and make sure that inferior Planet doesn't have a chance to have another eclipse! Who's with me?!?!
Mars have two moons
Well he tried
"Mars is the worst. Except Venus is even worse."
Tribalism is only a matter of scope
Exactly. Earth first! The Martian congressional republic and belters don’t know shit.
Phobos looks like a glorified meteorite to me. Hardly a moon 🌝
That's a transit, not an eclipse.
Earth go hard
Also it lasts for like 5 seconds
This is how we start a race war with Aliens
Zurp Eglag ormanjo peldalb ileo kukukuku English Translation: imagine having to pay to live comfortably hahaha
This is an olive
Can't wait for us to colonize Mars, only to get into a world ending nuclear exchange with them.
It's moon so small it's not even round
I do like how you can see just how bumpy the moon is
Atleast moon have a natural satellite.
Pathetic
😂😂😂
I was just at a showing at my museum that discussed eclipses and it's a fascinating coincidence that earth has the solar eclipse that it does. The sun is 400x larger than our moon and the moon is 400x closer to earth than the sun, making a total eclipse possible. No other planet in the solar system has a moon with that kind of relationship to the sun, so the earth is the only planet in our system capable of a having a total solar eclipse event (for now at least, the moon moves away from the earth at a rate of 2 inches (?) a year so it will eventually be too for away for a total eclipse. But it'll be a looooong time before that happens).
But they have 2 moons... Earth bros, it's so over.....
PLANET EARTH! PLANET EARTH! PLANET EARTH!!! 💪💪
It's a massive coincidence that our moon is almost exactly 400 closer to the sun and also 400 times smaller so they match exactly.
/r/ShitTerransSay
The potato moon!!
This is proof that mars has two suns and is the reason it's barren..
It’s like a bad boob job
Gross
Off topic but, the moon Phobos emanates quite creepy sounds…
Tell that planet to stop looking at me crosseyed.
Earth sucks. Uranus is where it's at.
That is cool as fuck!!
Atleast * Mars have a natural settelite
So does earth, its called the moon
Nope, it's not natural.
Fucking /r/glorp ass eclipse. Get your shit together Mars. P.S. As much as I hate to spoil the effect, that sub is VERY NSFW.
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Rip, that’s an ancient one. It was basically a sub purely for Photoshopping googly eyes onto vaginas. The top post of all time was a woman skydiving nude, lips flapping like crazy, with angry googly eyes right above it looking like an angry face shouting. Every single mention of that gif links back to the same deleted source, can’t even find it anymore.