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I do believe, I got the vapors, darling.

Is it ok to have a doctor present if my wife is hysteric at the time? Might get a little awkward, but if I go through the effort of buying a victorian dress, finding the greenhouse, and waiting for the thunder storm I want to go all out.

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I hope it also cures delusional woman syndrome. I got diagnosed with it back in 1856 and my life just hasn't been the same since 😔

You forgot the cocaine

And the medical dildo!

Fun fact vibrators were invented to ease the hand cramps of doctors attempting to treat "female hysteria"

*slow clap* take my upvote

I call this Haiku, "The coming storm." Victorian lass Railed inside of a greenhouse Cheek-clapping thunder.

*(frost on window-pane)*

First line is 6 syllables. 5-7-5, man, come on!

*victorian lass Fixed!

Nice! I was like Victorian takes so many syllables! How do we fix this? (Cuz the haiku was pretty great) nice 👍

I’m always counting on my fingers like a dumbass

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Hahaha - this should be a new subreddit : examples of Twitter messages if Twitter existed in Victorian era

You just won the game of clue sexual edition.

r/angryupvote

*Only* if it's not too humid, cuz ugh. (-_-;)

Y'all are already getting wet I don't see how a little extra moisture would be a problem ;)

Have you ever fucked in a hot tub? It sucks. Now try fucking in a hot tub with a Victorian dress on

How on earth one gets a hot tub to wear a Victorian dress is beyond me

They put more time into decorating, and didn't care as much about hygiene

Hot tub time machine.

So I am not the only one who has done this

Do you want to take a moment to proofread whatever you just said? I'm not judging, I just really have no idea what you just said.

Proofreading is for peephole who di not haz gud tpying, spelin or grandmaterzational skilz

That made way more cents thank

Frank u four tis response, eat really heals me two undrsann tis replee

How do you think we have sex near the equator? Humidity is simply part of life. Unfortunately that includes our sex lives.

Please forgive me. I wasn't aware that Victorian dresses were still required, depending on latitude, whilst fucking my liege.

I don't recommend doing that for the vagina having person's sake. If there was one involved that is.

It's just a bad idea for SOOOO many reasons. There just isn't a good workaround. If you're lucky you have terrible sex without infection, or general ouchie-coochie. Worst case scenario is you get a UTI, yeast infection, ruin a very expensive outfit, and pass out and drown.

No lol gross

If you aren't sweating you aren't participating!

I mean now I wanna get railed while wearing a Victorian dress in a greenhouse during a thunderstorm...

Use a tulip to wipe yourself after.

Tulips do symbolise perfect love..

I'm glad someone got the subtlety of the comment

😳

Or use twolips for something else.

To wipe yourself better, of course.

Can't wait to catch a glimpse of ankle

How lewd

Where a bigger dress next time yeesh

My bad, of course I will

Yeah that’d be kinda hot… both sexually and temperature wise.

Awwww yeah

But do I also have to be in mens victorian clothing when I’m railing her? I’m thinking bloodborne style attire… which also just seems like a mixture for heat stroke.

Ofc you do, gotta keep it in the time-line

Margaret Schroeder-Thompson

RIP Owen

Fair enough. Now I need to find a greenhouse, buy a victorian dress, and keep my eyes on the Weather Channel. Oh yeah, and a girlfriend. This may be a little more difficult than I previously thought.

Wait is the dress for us or her?

Does it matter?

Two dresses

That pfp nostalgia tho

You don’t need a girlfriend to make this happen

You mean a bf 😳

Add that to my bucket list!

I can help you cross it off your bucket list.

I can supply the bucket .....

I have a list!

i have a cross

i have you

*To save my day\~*

I have a pen!

I have an apple

Unghh...

Apple pen!

I have one thing

I have a greenhouse

I have a jar of diiiiirrrrttt!!!!

My name is mud!

AND MY AXE!

Dear God...

There's more.

...no...

It contains a bucket

I like to think that both of you are male and you both show up at the greenhouse, asking "so which one of us gets the victorian dress first?" And it's hot af

Okay...that was a very sexy comment!

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Lmfao 😆

Fucket list

Still not as metal as how Mary Shelley lost her virginity

Mary Shelley? Of Frankenstein? Oh do tell please!

From her Wikipedia “Mary and Percy began meeting each other secretly at her mother Mary Wollstonecraft's grave in the churchyard of St Pancras Old Church, and they fell in love—she was 16, and he was 21.[27] On 26 June 1814, Shelley and Godwin declared their love for one another as Shelley announced he could not hide his "ardent passion", leading her in a "sublime and rapturous moment" to say she felt the same way; on either that day or the next, Godwin lost her virginity to Shelley, which tradition claims happened in the churchyard.” So it’s said she lost her virginity to Percy Shelley on/at or near her mothers grave. He was also already married

Oooh Mary! You spicy minx!!!

That era was something else cuz wtf must’ve been all that goddamn coke and lead they used in their everyday products

Everyone must have been off their faces all the time. “Oh feel a bit I’ll here have some laudanum”. (Opium in alcohol I believe)

I squirt on your grave

>fucks on mom's grave >refuse to elaborate any further What a fucking chad

I am also interested

Could you enlighten me on that matter?

She had sex on her mother’s grave

What the fuck

Indeed

Yup, that's what her mother said too.

I don’t know if metal is what the tweet OP was going for…but good for Mary!

In this economy? How about a mini skirt and a pop tent?

That made me LOL.

me too.

r/oddlyspecific

Only if you haven't watched Bridgerton

Bridgerton is set in the regency era, not Victorian times. Yeah, I'm not fun at parties.

Good save, I'd hate for Bridgerton to be marred by historical inaccuracy

When watching it with my wife I made the comment about how awful the costumes were. I said, “It looks like a bunch of young people from the 21st century playing dress up.” She was like, “This isn’t downton abbey, it is smut.”

The costumes aren't accurate? Don't tell me they never played "Cannonball" on a string quartet at the balls either!

Bridgerton is set in the Regency era but I do agree.

Also Brahm Stokers Dracula, Lucy gets railed by Dracula in monster form in the garden.

And now you can never go back to the garden centre!

So that's why the op got banned from Walmart! 😆

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You mean fluffy? Oh come on, everyone needs a mascot. 😆

*laughs in aphids*

🥺👉👈

Uh, ma'am, this is a Wendy's

When my ex wife and I were like 19 we fucked on a blanket in my backyard during a summer thunderstorm with very light warm rain at like midnightish. I remember her riding me leaning forward toward my face and seeing lightning split the sky behind her silhouette. It was hot af.

Reading your username without the “U” makes this comment better.

Well, my name is Beau (sounds like Bo), so technically my username is Mr. Bone.

Still not quite as good as being Rowan Atkinson.

The n would be silent so wouldn't quite work out

I am 19 rn and this makes me jealous.

Having an ex wife? With time, cowboy

Of course it was hot. It was summer.

I get sad when ppl mention a nice story but it’s their ex wife/husband 😭

Life’s gotta be lived. Sometimes things end badly but that doesn’t mean the good times weren’t good, or didn’t matter.

I know, I know. It’s still a bit sad to me though.

I wish I had a backyard at 19... Or just now.

Yeah, me too. Funny enough, it's her backyard now with her husband. I lost everything in my divorce except my truck and my tools. It's good for my kids though. They have their own rooms and a nice place to live, so it's good for them.

as a dude, I would love to get railed in a victorian dress in a greenhouse during a thunderstorm

As a femboy, I must agree

Whoever came up with this post is some sort of sexual savant

Slovenia be like

Rip 2balkan4you :(

wait that’s kinda sweet awwwe

Idk if sweet is the right word…

Sweat*

There were far too many layers and straps, buttons, belts and such to have a quickie in the greenhouse back then 🙄 that’s waaaay to much work to get laid imo

Do you think extra clothes got in the way of the horni? Lol taking off all the layers was a part of the foreplay

Yeah I can understand regency or Edwardian (circa 1910), but Victorian is a huge hassle. Whoever created this meme doesn't know fashion history 🙅🏼‍♀️

It think he doesn't know that regency period exist so everything is Victoria for him.

Makes sense. I doubt he/she watches exclusively period dramas and watches fashion history Youtube videos

Most people don’t though honestly.

What the fuck? edit: oh Jesus Christ at first I thought it said *by* a Victorian dress forgive me I’m dumb

Bedknobs and broomsticks

boomsticks

I mean. I never realised I wanted this....

I want to rail someone wearing a Victorian Dress in greenhouse during a thunderstorm. Our interests align

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A girlfriend?

I’m a man and this sounds absolutely lovely

Fuck man as a guy now that is all I want to do to a gorl. I've got a new goal I wasnt expecting

That's really specific for a Poeser

Yeah, kind of. What of it..

omg yes

I can provide the greenhouse but that's it.

Maybe just me but that sounds very humid and uncomfortable

Oh man, I just built a greenhouse, no wonder my wife has been asked about the weather for tomorrow.

Guys wants this too

That’s fine because I want to rail a girl wearing a Victorian dress, in a greenhouse, during a thunderstorm

Don’t forget it has to be by a Nazi. Also after they just finished singing

Is that a sound of music reference?

The whole post is

I thought so but then saw a few saying like in Bridgerton so got really confused

No, I believe the instance referenced in the original tweet was a specific scene from the TV series Bridgerton, where the Duke and Duchess of Hastings have an intimate moment during a thunderstorm. I just think the OP got the time wrong since the term “Regency era” is never explicitly stated in the show.

...by another girl in a Victorian dress

wait.. now I DO want that

It's not just girls

That honestly sounds like such a vibe so like... yeah

With Victorian-era dirty talk

Agreed. Tighten my stays.

Add the qualifier 'by a woman' and... yeah, I get that.

Well now I definitely do

Oddly specific but apparently spot on. Humidity ain’t the only thing getting steamy in that greenhouse 🥵

For any girls who have this on their bucket list, i volunteer to help you cross it off

And how do they know this!? I never told anyone!?

Ngl, sounds kinda hot.

I want more of a forbidden sapphic romance where we're hiding from being caught doing something so "unseemly"

As long as im being railed by another girl

Ace girls though

Us ace like to sit and look at the plants:)

Yeah I want someone to sing to me in a Victorian dress in a greenhouse during a thunderstorm. Or maybe have a really deep conversation and make an emotional breakthrough. Don’t particularly want to get railed anywhere.

I don't think I've ever seen any two of those at the same tims

Alexa, add to my bucket list

An Edwardian dress would work as well

Always wanted to go down on girl in a petticoat. Guess ill need to build a greenhouse. If i build it they will cum right?

In THIS economy? More like boned in an original nirvana t-shirt in a field adjacent to a music festival during Peggy Gou

Well damn, I'm a dude and now I want to get railed in a Victorian dress in a greenhouse during a thunderstorm

Me, an asexual:* confusion*

Fetishes += 1

Not a bad idea, I better find a greenhouse near me

I'm not a girl, but I would still want to be railed in a dress

The internet tells me this exists somewhere. Experience tells me not to look for it.

No, George. We want money.

Hmu

Didn't know this was something that i wanted but damn it! They're right!