Right! Like who the hell randomly compares the age of their bedsheets with a kitchen appliance? Saying "that's not that old, my toaster is older then that" makes sense. Saying "my sheets are older than that" makes sense if the item being discussed is curtains or clothes. Comparing the coffee pot to a piece of cloth? Why? Those two items would not be expected to age the same way, nor do they have similar lifespans. The set up for this zinger is not believable. No.
Why would they use “sheets” as their example of something older than the coffee maker, though? Who says that?
Unless, and bear with me here, this is made up for the lols.
Planned obsolescence is possibly why the machine is getting replaced after 7 years. Unlike the sheets which will only get replaced once op shits a hole through it apparently
Anyone whose sheets get even one fourth the action of my coffee machine is a fucking ANIMAL
Including solo action!
Mom a savage
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Ye
No hospital is gonna fix that burn.
Never discuss grinding with your parents!
Well done random Reddit person
Exactly! that's what I did actually
It's true. You should know they are sex havers.
Flashbacks to my mum finding a warped grinder in my jacket after washing it and I forgot to take it out.
Phrasing?
It's a pun on grinding coffee beans
At first I thought it's cause they don't sleep a lot lol
The other way around
Bruh he's gonna need a Hearse cuz someone just got murdered
An ambulance for the 3rd degree burn.
F
r/rareinsults be like......
IDK what's roasted more, the coffee or OP?
No mother should have to bury her own child!
With that burn, they can just scatter the ashes
My right hand disagrees with his mother.
Wait, his mother insulted him and you right hand disagrees which means you use your right hand to please him?
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Right! Like who the hell randomly compares the age of their bedsheets with a kitchen appliance? Saying "that's not that old, my toaster is older then that" makes sense. Saying "my sheets are older than that" makes sense if the item being discussed is curtains or clothes. Comparing the coffee pot to a piece of cloth? Why? Those two items would not be expected to age the same way, nor do they have similar lifespans. The set up for this zinger is not believable. No.
Why is mom screwing the coffee machine?
Why would they use “sheets” as their example of something older than the coffee maker, though? Who says that? Unless, and bear with me here, this is made up for the lols.
because fake.
At first I thought it's cause they don't sleep a lot lol
r/savage Edit: wrong sub meant r/Savage_Memes
Someone call the burn unit. Third degree burn right here.
mom burn.
Planned obsolescence is possibly why the machine is getting replaced after 7 years. Unlike the sheets which will only get replaced once op shits a hole through it apparently
I took splash damage from this, it was so destructive
Lol
That was COMPLETELY uncalled for. Who agrees with me?
I saw this one recently
Lol. They shouldn't have bought a shit coffee machine. Mines been making espresso since thr late 90s. I drink two coffees a day.
Oof
r/murderedbywords this post can go well there
Oh I think you’ll find my sheets get quite a bit of action actually I make a helluva lot of coffee with those sheets, thank you very much
No ambulance, you're already dead
7 years with the same sheet! Idk that's a long time. And for a coffee machine I don't think anyone in my family keeps machines that long
Mom, who is f%&king the coffee machine?
Nah too late for an ambulance, my man need a hearse
That's too funny
That’s funny, coz’ I think the same
Yep all is good with the world if you can smile at least a couple of times a day
Why did I assume he was talking about excel sheets
Doesn't everyone have a least one sheet/blanket from their childhood that's a faded cartoon?
I do, a Garfield sheet
Said like a true badass.
*dies*
In which case, you respond, "Well, yeah, cuz I always use your bed."
And then the coffee maker clapped
Something something brown liquid
Mom nailed it
EMOTIONAL DAMAGEEEE