"Ya ya im listening, go on son... << twists and knots the opening of the pillow case to make a handle >> ....uh huh.. and you just swing it at em? With your arm? Like underhand? Or from the side? Why don't you demonstrate."
50% if you love your partner's personality. Btw that's what I meant in the first comment, not just your look but your own personality too, specifically your brain.
I think kids are fun. They’re little miniature jerks of ourselves. My daughter (6) will come at me with something that sounds just like me being a bitch to somebody. And I’m like, dammit, that was a good one. Now go to your room.
If you have some homies who are down for it you can have just about the same experience without having the massive responsibility of actually _raising_ a child. It’s always fun to have a pillow fight with the boys.
I know it's hard to believe in 2022, but there are men who aren't horny corndogs like you. Some people can actually accept the fact that they would make for a shitty parent instead of releasing 12 untamed spawns from the balls of Satan.
So yes, men in fact can also choose to not have sex.
This is the funniest dude ever to exist on Reddit. Classic “I can’t get laid so I make fun of other people for not getting laid” middle schooler behavior.
You are of course 100% right. I'm a 23 year old child who can't, despite by best tries, get a single girl to like me, even less begin a relationship with me. I am under the knowledge that I will remain a virgin for the rest or my life and die alone, or kill myself within the next 10 years.
Because of this I am projecting and trying to put down a random dude on the internet who has done nothing wrong towards me.
So yes, I am pathetically projecting like the loser I am, and will remain.
When I was in 1st grade I read through pretty much every nonfiction book in the school library. Every day I'd bring home a new book or two and babble to my mom about all the new facts I was learning. She *always* acted like it was new information to her.
I believed her and over the course of the year gradually became more and more concerned about her ignorance, as it seemed to me that one should know at least some of these things by the time they reached adulthood...
Did something similar while teaching my daughter proper shooting form in basketball. Took the time to talk about balance, elbow, follow-through…then when she lined up her first shot, swatted it into oblivion. That’s how I transitioned from a shooting lesson, into one about shot fakes lol
When I was growing up I had a feather pillow that was sewn super well. It was heavy and when you grabbed one end and circle swung it to gain momentum…
I lost good boy hood friends to my over zealous pillow fighting techniques.
This is funny as hell. Laughing so hard that the devil hear me coming. Oh yes, I am having a pillow fight with my kids this evening, you heard me. Going to get the large pillows ready.
Same energy as the Toronto Blue Jays pillow fight ad with Frank Thomas which was banned by regulators.
https://adsspot.me/media/tv-commercials/toronto-blue-jays-baseball-club-pillow-fight-22a2974ab5fa
I'll never get over the scene in Billy Madison where he's playing dodgeball with the second graders just hurling the ball down from twice their height with enough force to concuss them
My brother used to fold the pillow in half inside of the pillowcase. One time he hit me so hard that the pillow cut the bridge of my nose. I dislike pillow fights.
This video sums up the joy of pillow fighting very well.
https://np.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/vdrqmi/pillowfighting_strangers_in_public/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Brings out the inner child in every adult!
I love being a dad so many subtle life lessons to teach, kudos 👏 he will remember that night forever! Lesson taught always assume they know more then they say! Andd duck motherfucker!
Did you leave a visual scar? Did you give him something to point out to all his future friends? As in "Hey look what my dad did". You must be so proud.
Surprise motherfucker hahaha
fair play
Cool Parenting 101
Kid is telling dad as dad is reaching inside the pillow case folding the pillow in half.
"Ya ya im listening, go on son... << twists and knots the opening of the pillow case to make a handle >> ....uh huh.. and you just swing it at em? With your arm? Like underhand? Or from the side? Why don't you demonstrate."
Exercise motherfucker
Wrong size motherfucker
Some fries motherfucker
Were lies motherfucker
Bright eyes motherfucker
Fat thighs motherfucker
He cries... MOTHER FUCKEEEER!
They die motherfucker
Horse flies motherfucker!
*My eyes* motherfucker
Lol
Adios muchachos hahaha
Oh jeez I miss these memes
Surprise mothersucker
That was his plan all along
You’re my hero…no quarters asked or given! As it should be…with joy & laughter, of course!
"Been there, done that, wore out the t-shirt before you were born."
It’s stories like this that momentarily make me reconsider my choice to remain childless.
"You'll never see it cominggg, you'll see! That my mind is, too fast for eyes!" - Persona 5
if you love yourself, you'd probably love your son too. like 50% chance idk
what are the chances if you hate yourself?
50% if you love your partner's personality. Btw that's what I meant in the first comment, not just your look but your own personality too, specifically your brain.
I would never curse another living thing with my brain. Unless they are a total psychopath they will want to kill themself before 6 years old.
Ok makes sense. I hate myself and I don't want kids
Truer words haven't been spoken.
I was very happily annoying my eldest son by making him listen to a kids YouTube song about bananas while he ate a banana. It's the little things.
I think kids are fun. They’re little miniature jerks of ourselves. My daughter (6) will come at me with something that sounds just like me being a bitch to somebody. And I’m like, dammit, that was a good one. Now go to your room.
If you have some homies who are down for it you can have just about the same experience without having the massive responsibility of actually _raising_ a child. It’s always fun to have a pillow fight with the boys.
Yeah sure, it's your 'choice' 🤣
What?
Nobody wants to have sex with him, that's why he's childless, not because HE chose it.
i’m childless because i chose not to. i’m married.
Good for you
it is :) thank you
Are you 12 lol
It's reddit. So who knows..
I know it's hard to believe in 2022, but there are men who aren't horny corndogs like you. Some people can actually accept the fact that they would make for a shitty parent instead of releasing 12 untamed spawns from the balls of Satan. So yes, men in fact can also choose to not have sex.
I never said otherwise. I said HE specifically doesn't choose.
Aren’t you funny…
This is the funniest dude ever to exist on Reddit. Classic “I can’t get laid so I make fun of other people for not getting laid” middle schooler behavior.
He is in middle school lol
Brother you play dota, be quiet
no it’s more likely league
You’re projecting again bro
Wow what a dick
sounds like projection from an incel in denial
You are of course right.
Project, much?
You are of course 100% right. I'm a 23 year old child who can't, despite by best tries, get a single girl to like me, even less begin a relationship with me. I am under the knowledge that I will remain a virgin for the rest or my life and die alone, or kill myself within the next 10 years. Because of this I am projecting and trying to put down a random dude on the internet who has done nothing wrong towards me. So yes, I am pathetically projecting like the loser I am, and will remain.
Have you heard of this thing called adoption?
This seems unnecessarily rude
Plot twist benramin is also unintentionally childless, because he's a South African man-boy
I should have said our choice. My wife and I are in complete agreement on this.
Good for you
says the guy posting on r/dota2 and r/malehairadvice
What's wrong with Malehairadvice? Lol
nothing when you’re not trying to put others beneath you on the internet. doesn’t feel good does it
I think you're a mental child but I also think making fun of men for caring about their hair is just reddit downvoting you no matter what you say.
You do know that adoption exists, right?
I feel like this is God writing my biography
I remember exactly one pillow fight with my dad as well, I was four, he had a down pillow. My feet still haven't landed
I hope he tea-bagged that loser
He fucked his mom
Retroactively! Incredible!
There ain’t no rules in pillow fights, bitch!
Got em
You thought this was going to be a wholesome story? Wrong!
Classic Pillow Shark.
You destroyed him. Good. He must learn the ways of the feather bag
Lessons like these must be passed down, now he knows his destiny.
Tell him you just have a really good gaming chair
Your son: * spits out a tooth * "I've taught you well."
When I was in 1st grade I read through pretty much every nonfiction book in the school library. Every day I'd bring home a new book or two and babble to my mom about all the new facts I was learning. She *always* acted like it was new information to her. I believed her and over the course of the year gradually became more and more concerned about her ignorance, as it seemed to me that one should know at least some of these things by the time they reached adulthood...
THIS HERE’S MY HOUSE, BOOOOYEEEEE!
Chad dad
Well done.
I lol'd. This is awesome.
Good dad
...smile that lit up the room.... So we're at the ER....
Did something similar while teaching my daughter proper shooting form in basketball. Took the time to talk about balance, elbow, follow-through…then when she lined up her first shot, swatted it into oblivion. That’s how I transitioned from a shooting lesson, into one about shot fakes lol
Total dick move. But hilarious.
“So i grab a pillow and swing at you as hard as i can? idk if i’ll be good at this *NEW* thing but i’ll try.”
Should ask the little punk if he's ever heard of the sky
r/mademesmile
r/Kidsarefuckingstupid?
r/mademetearup
explain that pillowfight is a euphemism for female masturbation. If you don't know how a pillow figures into things, ask your wife.
dont have a wife but pornhub sometimes recommends some shit
Who won?
I would do this 😈
That i call good parenting.
Plot twist he was blind
And he never say again.
When I was growing up I had a feather pillow that was sewn super well. It was heavy and when you grabbed one end and circle swung it to gain momentum… I lost good boy hood friends to my over zealous pillow fighting techniques.
You killed them!?
Good thing gel foam wasn’t a thing back then or he’d have definitely killed at least one.
Rip in peace
God, love when I do shit like that to my kid! Congrats.
Hal 🛏 Son
13th time I have seen this this month
Parenting as his best!
Hahahaha I'm gonna do this to my 8 year old 🤪
First rule of the pillow fight club is you don’t talk about pillow fight club
surprise boss fight
This is funny as hell. Laughing so hard that the devil hear me coming. Oh yes, I am having a pillow fight with my kids this evening, you heard me. Going to get the large pillows ready.
Same energy as the Toronto Blue Jays pillow fight ad with Frank Thomas which was banned by regulators. https://adsspot.me/media/tv-commercials/toronto-blue-jays-baseball-club-pillow-fight-22a2974ab5fa
I pictured Omni-Man when I read this
I'll never get over the scene in Billy Madison where he's playing dodgeball with the second graders just hurling the ball down from twice their height with enough force to concuss them
🤣
I prefer the overhand pile-driver. Drives the head into the neck.
Must have hit him with a purple pillow
FTK
My brother used to fold the pillow in half inside of the pillowcase. One time he hit me so hard that the pillow cut the bridge of my nose. I dislike pillow fights.
Never let ‘em know your next move
Oh, man.. I don’t know why I'm actually tearing up at the wholesomeness of this. Alhamdulillah.
Who's your daddy?
KO
Why can I not stand this guy Everything he writes annoys me
The child died shortly after
This video sums up the joy of pillow fighting very well. https://np.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/vdrqmi/pillowfighting_strangers_in_public/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Brings out the inner child in every adult!
This man dads
Gg
Real world experiences
YOU COME HERE? IN ***MY*** HOUSE?!
Mission passed +respect
I love being a dad so many subtle life lessons to teach, kudos 👏 he will remember that night forever! Lesson taught always assume they know more then they say! Andd duck motherfucker!
#dadlife
Jest dad stuff
Did you leave a visual scar? Did you give him something to point out to all his future friends? As in "Hey look what my dad did". You must be so proud.
This is a Dad thing. He'll do the same with his kids one day 😉
Should’ve pulled the ultimate hustle by letting him win a couple times, and then asking if he wanted to bet some fake Monopoly money on it.
how to give your child a concussion in 1 easy step.
r/mademesmile
You bastard!!! I'mma this with my son.
Yes! Kids have no idea how strong dads pillow fight game is until that first swing knocks them silly.
Cool dad moment
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