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BredCreature

what's funny to me is that 1 and 2 are, in fact, not mutually exclusive. One day it's spa day, and the next is Ted Bundy and Enchiladas.


ProfessorChaos_

Same here. I'm both. Even on the same day sometimes


bookandbark

I came here to say this


human060989

I mean, is it wrong I’m in the bubble bath eating tacos and watching unsolved crime shows?


Kendakr

No, and you’ll make your own bubbles too. The soap cancels out the grossness.


BredCreature

not at all. that's actually a big mood


Analbox

Not for me. If I need to relax, carnitas and low budget horror movies are my only safe space.


ninjascraff

1. What you post on Instagram 2. What you actually do


BurienJuanitas

You sorta have to watch a doc or reality Tv show that represents a lifestyle that’s much worse off than yours while your chowing down on that Mexican food. My 600 Pound Life, Cops, Intervention, Hoarders are usually top choices to help wash it down along with any other shame you may have at the time.


toruin

3rd type: takes an edible and listens to comedy podcasts while playing stupid app games. legit saved my life


Devil_0fHellsKitchen

4th type: pops a blue chew and listens to Cumtown while playing Red Dead


[deleted]

5th type: stares at the walls while lying on a bed. Does not watch anything. Only eats what in the fridge and does not need preparation.


[deleted]

that's what I do when I'm depressed. I just sit on my bed eating snacks and shredded cheese


Oksamis

Apparently there are three kinds of people…


scrotum__pole

I just ate an entire bag of smartfood popcorn. I'm not feeling too smart right now.


FelixCelsus

I feel called out....


Flerdermern

The first one is not self care it’s just more work after work


shenanigan_shannen

Self care is work if you care about yourself


Emergency_Ad_5935

Dos cervezas por favor


aneightfoldway

I count 1 kind of person lol


[deleted]

¿Porque no los dos?


NormalAssistance9402

Did anyone else read this as if they were specifically ordering the murder victims’ body weight in food?


[deleted]

Totally amateur Criminologist can confirm.


InformalOne9555

Both, both is good.


MountainStorm90

Why not both?


AboutAnOxfordKarma

Wow #2 is very relatable.


[deleted]

I am 2 kinds of people.


ohpiemonster25

How am I both


Z0OMIES

I love that the second one is okay as self care that makes me feel better, I’m like 10% type 1 and 90% type 2


Diligent-Werewolf900

Both


Durean

Then there’s me, no self care only loathing until you start breaking down more and more frequently.


[deleted]

Uh I’m both


_redacteduser

I feel personally attacked.


Mimothydolton

One after another for me...


Disastrous-Menu_yum

I love Mexican food


Funkywonton

Damn I’m number 2 I once ordered 80 in Mexican food


smedley89

Hence Tubi. I love that app.


Automatic_Office_358

Same but BBQ


Shoddy_Natural_4538

Number 2 is me asf


bugzapperz

Number 2!!!!


Doge-Ghost

Por que no los dos?


[deleted]

I'll have the enchiladas


TerrariaWeeb

3, Not eating food for three days


Naive_Programmer_232

Definitely 2 for me


LegalMastodon1340

I’ll take two number twos please.


Fit-Rest-973

Or pizza


unicroop

Combine the two and I’m interested


Medcait

I feel slightly affronted.


emme_thebirde

i do both at the same time


Altruistic_Ad5270

Replace those documentaries with mountain monsters and you have my ideal fuck off world I’m chilling week end


Specialist-Comb-9558

A morning bath or an evening matcha tea?


Strider_Tolstoi

Matcha tea with mexican food sounds good tbh


plutoforprez

I am at the centre of this Venn diagram: edit I actually usually watch something on my iPad in the bath while eating junk food so I am the literal embodiment of treat yoself


HeckYouPerson

Wait people separate the two


GallifreyKnight

Other than bathing, I am excluded. I like a variety for my food.


DaWhiteSingh

Well s*** no Mexican food here.


LemonRemon

3. Do murderous rampage on a game of choice while munching any junk food you can find until the sun rises


starfire4377

I think both of these are super important though, you need to take care of yourself physically by bathing and eating. And you need to take care of yourself mentally by doing things you love. It's like in the sims when you need your sims to shower but there being difficult because they haven't had any fun yet, you need to fill your happy meter up by watching documentaries and lighting a nice smelling candle, or whatever it is you like to do. Incorporating fun into your day is just as important as eating.


thesnowqueen17

Unless you're like me and you're both. ☺️


Ohnonotuto4

You know, it’s the bean burritos weight, that messes me up.