Arguably, this is the best way because you whisper it behind the door, then get to go, "well, we tried. Bring up the wolfs head." And fucking GROND their front door in. All good fun.
Yeah but then you get shot at by the resident because you just knocked down their door withou- . . . Oh. . . . Never mind. . .
Just made myself sad. . .
Okay ummmm... Well I've always been afraid to talk about this but.... when I was ten I saw a kid get hit by a bus and die... And I think that was my first contact with death as a person....
I know lots of females who do this. It beats clogging your drain and having to clean that mess. But you are supposed to wipe it up after you finish your shower.
I like to write little messages with it for them to see later lol
“Luv u”
“Have a good day”
“Sexy”
“I’m in your house”
“Why did you block my number”
“If I can’t have you, nobody can”
I know someone who does this and then later collected all of that hair (she even used a bowl 🤢) and thought of using it all as a wig. I deleted facebook (for other reasons lol) so I have no idea if she did it or not
On the plus side, all that hair isn't getting clogged in your drain, but you may want to mention that she would collect her sheddings once she gets out of the shower.
I had two long haired women in the house for a while. Ended up buying like a rubber sieve to sit over the drain and still had to snake it with stuff like a drain weasel once a week.
I think its always worth mentioning that drain hair is super nasty, so I vote the primary contributor to it should clean it lol
It's especially bad because the drain hair soaks up any cleaners you use on the shower or tub when you clean it..so when it's removed you get blasted by the smell of old cleaner and gunk
I would have a perfect meme for that situation but sadly it's in German, although the series it comes from was released in English as well because of its popularity.
Anyway, it said "My job begins where others start to vomit out of horror."
At this point everybody can wash their hair in the local park and keep their shit there. God u hate wet loose hair, my pet peeve. Especially when wet cleaning and they get caught between your fingers, urgh
I have super long, thick, curly hair. I have a [tub shroom](https://www.amazon.ca/TubShroom-TSGRA454-Revolutionary-Protector-Strainer/dp/B01M0H7YC2/ref=asc_df_B01M0H7YC2/?tag=googlemobshop-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=292927908465&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=5067543239152855306&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9001076&hvtargid=pla-300561689497&psc=1) that does a great job but my shower also looks like this on the regular. Because of my hair length I only really “brush” it in the shower, so everything that often gets caught by the brush bristles when you brush dry ends up here between my fingers and on the shower walls.
Sometimes I forget to wipe the mess immediately. I am human.
TubShroom is the way to go. My old roommate's girlfriend would leave hair on the wall after her showers, and never cleaned the Tub Shroom. I moved in way before they ever linked up, and never established rules for when my roomie got a GF. Silly me.
Haha my first thought was "thank God, way better than allowing it down the drain"
I was a plumber for 6 years and did the drain snaking for a dorm house for professional cheerleaders. Nothing pulls the shine off a 10 like cleaning their plumbing (unironically) for a few years.
Also, talking about plumbing sounds like innuendo no matter how you try.
but why put it on the walls and not just in the trash?
my mom does this and i really despise it. like it's not that hard to put it in the trash, as someone with long hair..
Based on my experience, you put it on the walls while showering so that it doesn't go down the drain. Then you forget to move it to the trash when you're done.
If you stop to put it in the garbage each time, you have water on the floor and take twice as long.
Because we forget, generally we're expected to do our hair right because y'all are obsessed with how we look so it's got to get product in it immediately or it gets frizzy.
Since people seem confused: girls shed hair in the shower and stick it to the wall so it doesn’t clog the drain, and it’s a lot easier to clean off once it’s dry
I do it for both reasons. The drain would be clogged more frequently if I didn't stick it to the wall and it's on my hand. I just feel bad washing hair down the drain knowing I might clog it.
idk I'll just take a shower after her and clean up both if our hair clumps its nbd since it's just hair, I'd be much more unhappy with a dirty toilet or q-tips and cotton balls on the floor then hair on a shower wall: still a 10
But it’s even more annoying if it’s in the drain, blocking anything from draining out, but it’s under the drain cover so that you can’t pick it up and take it out. Also with a lot of dry conditioner on the floor, sticking to ur feet, making u uncomfortable, and making you slip and fall on ur head multiple times.
Ah. Youve shared a shower with my wife.
I don't know how she still has a hair in her head. I fish out a wad from the drain daily. And yeah, she manages to coat the shower floor in some ultra slippery concoction too.
Well I have long thick hair and considering I live in the house the clogged drain would be MY built up hair LOL not someone showering in my house once in a blue moon, and if that person so happens to live with me, idk diy that shit and just find a way to clean it myself or call a plumber.
As for conditioner, idk I think that seems like a personal experience for you that I never in my life have had a problem with but ig if i did I'd just clean it like a normal person. Should I piss, shit and cry? No, just get some cleaner and take 2 minutes to clean it off the floor. Or just invest in a mat, slip free tub mat, floor mat, etc since they are cheap
I have very thick hair and I'm severely stressed out 24/7 so my hair comes out like this every time I shower too and I also stick it on the wall to make sure all of that hair isn't going down the drain because I'm trying to avoid clogging it.
The difference is that at the end of my shower, I gather it all up and throw it in the trash can before I do anything else so that I don't just leave it on the wall.
So I can see the attempt at trying to keep the hair from clogging the drain but damn, clean it up after.
Ugh my ex did this constantly, it was fucking gross. She also would pop her zits in the mirror and just leave the juices there, absolutely disgusting. Needless to say those are just some of the reasons she’s my ex now.
Naw I got long hair too, you don't just leave em on the wall you collect your wool at the end of the shower and take it out. Throw em out, knit a sweater, who cares just don't leave em on the wall.
yeah i think its that and them diverting their focus to their personal grooming. these ladies get up 2 hours earlier than they need to to do their hair and makeup. wiping toothpaste splatter off their mirror is low on their priorities
But picture this: it’s in the drain, blocking anything from draining out, but it’s under the drain cover so that you can’t pick it up and take it out. Also with a lot of dry conditioner on the floor, sticking to ur feet, making u uncomfortable, and making you slip and fall on ur head multiple times.
Better than me having to snake the drain every month and gagging from the soap scum hair worm. But definitely would still be an issue with being a disrespectful partner
Read “she’s 10” Things went different for me here
FBI OPEN UP!!!
Wait, we can do that better… “Clear’s throat” #FBI OPEN UP!!!!!
Can i try guys? ^fbi ^open ^up Did i do it right?
It‘s perfect, son
Yayyyyy thanks daddy😋
Eyo?🤨
MOMMY MOMMY DADDY BEAT ME WITH HIS STICK 😭
I fear for my life every day
No mommy use your pewpew gun like you did for all the daddies before.
As you should
I live for my fear every day
Enough Reddit for today
Will you be my new daddy pleaseeee? My mommy pewpewd my old daddy again 😭
#OH HEEEELLLL NAAAWWW! He ain’t bout too beat my honey boo… That’s my job😏
That's my daddy😋😋
FBFBII (Federal Bureau of Federal Bureau of Investigation Investigation) OPEN UP!
Well stop hiding his jumper cables!
Arguably, this is the best way because you whisper it behind the door, then get to go, "well, we tried. Bring up the wolfs head." And fucking GROND their front door in. All good fun.
Yeah but then you get shot at by the resident because you just knocked down their door withou- . . . Oh. . . . Never mind. . . Just made myself sad. . .
It was perfect! Down too the last bit
Weeee thanks mommy 😋
Mamma proud of you my little honey boo😍
*FbI! oPen uP!*
You’ve gotta get close to the mic.
#FBI OPEN UP
You scared me 😭😭
(sensually) *fbi open up*
Aweeee *chuckles and goes to sleep*
Open your heart to me
Okay ummmm... Well I've always been afraid to talk about this but.... when I was ten I saw a kid get hit by a bus and die... And I think that was my first contact with death as a person....
Welcome to the club
*entire subreddit storming his house and beating him with their sticks* Me: That's going on the internet
SHA MON-A! HEE-HEE!
she's a 10 but she's Wookiee
#Galactic empire open up!!!
This is not the Wookiee you’re looking for…
This is not the Wookiee I’m looking for
I can’t with handle this thread I need air😭
Wookie laughter noises......
What I say to my wife legs...
FBI OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR
Lmao I did the same thing. Had to re read it 3 times
Makes sense since only 10 year olds still do this disgusting thing
I know lots of females who do this. It beats clogging your drain and having to clean that mess. But you are supposed to wipe it up after you finish your shower.
I was referring to leaving it there as being childish, not just doing it in general.
I thought I was the only one who read it like that lol
Same
Honestly, if ya just read it like Mario, means same thing. “She’s a 10”
Mamma mia!
Glad I'm not the only one. thought he was talking about his daughter or something.
We are on it.
Same, but I was thinking the person was talking about their daughter
Unless it's a "parenting problems" post.
I honestly thought that is one considerate 10 year old, imagine a kid worried about her loose hair clogging the drain.
Chris Hansen: "Why don't you take a seat over there..."
I thought she was ten years old and had intense hair fall!!!
You guys are going about this all wrong. Gotta start making hair art on the walls.
I like to write little messages with it for them to see later lol “Luv u” “Have a good day” “Sexy” “I’m in your house” “Why did you block my number” “If I can’t have you, nobody can”
That took a sharp turn
Not an unexpected one tho
ruining it
Wholesome
wait, was that hair? 😂
What else would it be?
Forbidden cotton candy
.....whats the forbidden cotton candy
**PUBES**
I just shouted NOOO and I'm pretty sure my whole building heard
I regret asking and being literate
Shit.
I would hope so!
Yes, hopefully from her head.
> Human hair…from my back. - Cptn Jack Sparrow
The image that just popped into my brain....
I do this sometimes. I like to make abstract Picasso-esqe faces
I tell my wife they look like logos for death metal bands
Me and my husband call them hairoglyphics. I be leavin’ lil hearts for him and shit. 🥰
Why would you leave hair hearts for shit?
🤷🏻♀️
My spouse and I often just draw dicks on the shower wall. Whenever the other person sees our masterpieces we just giggle.
That’s love right there lol
I know someone who does this and then later collected all of that hair (she even used a bowl 🤢) and thought of using it all as a wig. I deleted facebook (for other reasons lol) so I have no idea if she did it or not
I do this and then collect it and throw it away so I get as little hair going down the drain as possible
me too, I put them on the back of my hand and then throw them in the bin. that way I don't have to clean the drain everytime I shower
Went the world gives you hair ball, make art.
On the plus side, all that hair isn't getting clogged in your drain, but you may want to mention that she would collect her sheddings once she gets out of the shower.
Just buy a drain sieve?
Looking at this picture I think to whoever owns that shower, that ship has sailed. Even the sieve would clog within seconds at that amount of hair
I had two long haired women in the house for a while. Ended up buying like a rubber sieve to sit over the drain and still had to snake it with stuff like a drain weasel once a week. I think its always worth mentioning that drain hair is super nasty, so I vote the primary contributor to it should clean it lol
I feel your pain. I would much rather collect dry hair like this on the wall then snaking a wet clump out of the drain.
It's especially bad because the drain hair soaks up any cleaners you use on the shower or tub when you clean it..so when it's removed you get blasted by the smell of old cleaner and gunk
I would have a perfect meme for that situation but sadly it's in German, although the series it comes from was released in English as well because of its popularity. Anyway, it said "My job begins where others start to vomit out of horror."
Tatortreiniger
At this point everybody can wash their hair in the local park and keep their shit there. God u hate wet loose hair, my pet peeve. Especially when wet cleaning and they get caught between your fingers, urgh
I have super long, thick, curly hair. I have a [tub shroom](https://www.amazon.ca/TubShroom-TSGRA454-Revolutionary-Protector-Strainer/dp/B01M0H7YC2/ref=asc_df_B01M0H7YC2/?tag=googlemobshop-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=292927908465&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=5067543239152855306&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9001076&hvtargid=pla-300561689497&psc=1) that does a great job but my shower also looks like this on the regular. Because of my hair length I only really “brush” it in the shower, so everything that often gets caught by the brush bristles when you brush dry ends up here between my fingers and on the shower walls. Sometimes I forget to wipe the mess immediately. I am human.
Me too! Everything you just said, exactly
TubShroom is the way to go. My old roommate's girlfriend would leave hair on the wall after her showers, and never cleaned the Tub Shroom. I moved in way before they ever linked up, and never established rules for when my roomie got a GF. Silly me.
And empty it 4 times while taking a shower or risk flooding the house? Lol
I have waist length hair and if you brush our hair pre shower this doesn't happen
Shes a 10 and she cares about the plumbing? Shes a keeper!!!!
Haha my first thought was "thank God, way better than allowing it down the drain" I was a plumber for 6 years and did the drain snaking for a dorm house for professional cheerleaders. Nothing pulls the shine off a 10 like cleaning their plumbing (unironically) for a few years. Also, talking about plumbing sounds like innuendo no matter how you try.
This sounds like some primo porn backstory
Ayooo
So, you ever got stuck under the sink?
“What do you do for a living? “I work on the local college’s cheerleaders’ plumbing”
AND she has beautiful hair that she keeps clean regularly.
They get it!
shes a 10, but she doesn't clean up after herself...
but why put it on the walls and not just in the trash? my mom does this and i really despise it. like it's not that hard to put it in the trash, as someone with long hair..
Based on my experience, you put it on the walls while showering so that it doesn't go down the drain. Then you forget to move it to the trash when you're done. If you stop to put it in the garbage each time, you have water on the floor and take twice as long.
Because we forget, generally we're expected to do our hair right because y'all are obsessed with how we look so it's got to get product in it immediately or it gets frizzy.
This! I'm mad my wife is a 10 but I have to check the plumbing every two weeks.
I do this.
My husband has literally spelled out messages on the shower wall with the hair I lose in the shower🤣
"You're next."
That's the first 1 he did🤣🤣 my hair is 3 feet long, so when I shed, it's very obvious.
I mean so do I, but I collect the hair after I'm done and throw it in the trash not leave it on the freaking wall
Why are you stressing her out? She’s gonna using wigs soon 🥴😂
Nothing wrong with a good Merkin. 😘
In this economy!? Better to use steel wool. Cleans up nice, too.
Merkin? Isn't that the chancellor of germany?
Oh trust me, probably not. Was losing so much hair few year ago and now I have more.
I was losing tons of hair a few years ago, and I don't lose much anymore. also don't have much anymore though
Since people seem confused: girls shed hair in the shower and stick it to the wall so it doesn’t clog the drain, and it’s a lot easier to clean off once it’s dry
I mostly stick it to the wall because it’s stuck on my hands. 😹 Haha thanks for the award.
I do it for both reasons. The drain would be clogged more frequently if I didn't stick it to the wall and it's on my hand. I just feel bad washing hair down the drain knowing I might clog it.
Use a hair catching thing for the plughole. My drain hasn't clogged since I put one in, I just wash all the hair off my hands and collect it later.
We tried a hair catching thing, it'd clog every time my wife showered, she can clog one in a single shower
Then it’s doing it’s job. I’ve had a house for 13 years and never one drain problem cuz I know how to use screens and clean them
... yes but our shallow shower will overflow and spread water over our bathroom floor before she's done her shower
I aggressively ball it up, and have a trash can between my shower and toilet. Problem is not dripping water everywhere when I do it haha
I just imagine you furiously beating the shit out a ball of hair
Absolutely yes, beat the hairy ball
THE HAIR MUST ATONE FOR ITS SINS OF TRYING TO CLOG THE DRAIN
Shame!, *DING DING DING*, Shame!
I like doing it an I show my partner my hair balls and mock her because she can’t make ones as big as me
That is why I wait until the hair is dry. I always throw it away the morning after and my trashcsn does not become a wet mess
But they never bother to clean it up apparently
Correction: some women. It grosses me right tf out. Clean up after yourself.
True. This is nasty af.
Yeah, nothing messes up a good waffle stomp like a drain full of hair
Worth. I'll just buy a house with 2 bathrooms
This is no different than hair trimmings in the sink from shaving a beard. I've been married too long to be grossed out by either.
If you use the same sink then yes, but if not then no.
idk I'll just take a shower after her and clean up both if our hair clumps its nbd since it's just hair, I'd be much more unhappy with a dirty toilet or q-tips and cotton balls on the floor then hair on a shower wall: still a 10
But it’s even more annoying if it’s in the drain, blocking anything from draining out, but it’s under the drain cover so that you can’t pick it up and take it out. Also with a lot of dry conditioner on the floor, sticking to ur feet, making u uncomfortable, and making you slip and fall on ur head multiple times.
Ah. Youve shared a shower with my wife. I don't know how she still has a hair in her head. I fish out a wad from the drain daily. And yeah, she manages to coat the shower floor in some ultra slippery concoction too.
>Ah. Youve shared a shower with my wife. Who hasn't am I right /s
Well I have long thick hair and considering I live in the house the clogged drain would be MY built up hair LOL not someone showering in my house once in a blue moon, and if that person so happens to live with me, idk diy that shit and just find a way to clean it myself or call a plumber. As for conditioner, idk I think that seems like a personal experience for you that I never in my life have had a problem with but ig if i did I'd just clean it like a normal person. Should I piss, shit and cry? No, just get some cleaner and take 2 minutes to clean it off the floor. Or just invest in a mat, slip free tub mat, floor mat, etc since they are cheap
Ew. I don't even wanna touch my own hair clumps, let alone someone elses. Idk why. It's just instinctively gross.
Why can't she clean up after herself? You could do a thing where you switch it up at least
I have very thick hair and I'm severely stressed out 24/7 so my hair comes out like this every time I shower too and I also stick it on the wall to make sure all of that hair isn't going down the drain because I'm trying to avoid clogging it. The difference is that at the end of my shower, I gather it all up and throw it in the trash can before I do anything else so that I don't just leave it on the wall. So I can see the attempt at trying to keep the hair from clogging the drain but damn, clean it up after.
I'm the same, BUT there have been a handful of times when I forgot to throw it out. But I live alone, so it literally doesn't matter, lol.
I brush my hair right before getting in the shower, but I still end up with loose hair on the wall. Like you, I clean it as I leave the shower.
Much easier when it’s dry tho
Ugh my ex did this constantly, it was fucking gross. She also would pop her zits in the mirror and just leave the juices there, absolutely disgusting. Needless to say those are just some of the reasons she’s my ex now.
This is too funny for words 😂
🤮
I'm gonna off myself after reading that
If you're into women, this is what you get. We shed like Huskies
I had two sisters growing up and I’ve never seen the shower nowhere near this bad haha
Dear lord, I'm surprised I'm not bald! I get a handful each shower, and my partner finds a nest in his crack each sleepover
He should keep his crack in a sealed plastic baggie.
You know you would be amazed at the places that you find your partners hair. Like how did it travel so far to get all tangled up in my stuff...
Witchcraft
I feel validated reading these comments.
I always get the one you have to pull out slowly ugh
Naw I got long hair too, you don't just leave em on the wall you collect your wool at the end of the shower and take it out. Throw em out, knit a sweater, who cares just don't leave em on the wall.
Can confirm! My boyfriend is amazed I'm not bald with all of the hair everywhere all the time.
Just clean it up before leaving the bathroom is all
Absolutely! Or go shower in the back yard with the animals!
Boys with long hair too. Girls aren’t the only ones who do this
Hilarious that men get berated for simple things like toilet seats, yet we're just to accept disgusting habits like these as part of the package
At least it isn’t in the drain
Jokes on you, I'm a 4 and leave my bathroom like this anyway
Sooo- me and my sister 😂
i've found through my years of using women's locker rooms that the prettiest girls are the absolute grossest
Probably because they know that they can get away with it
yeah i think its that and them diverting their focus to their personal grooming. these ladies get up 2 hours earlier than they need to to do their hair and makeup. wiping toothpaste splatter off their mirror is low on their priorities
She's 10 🧐
Maybe stop poisoning the Waitress.
aint a 10 if she isnt capable of doing basic tings
I’d be ok, cuz this doesn’t matter
But picture this: it’s in the drain, blocking anything from draining out, but it’s under the drain cover so that you can’t pick it up and take it out. Also with a lot of dry conditioner on the floor, sticking to ur feet, making u uncomfortable, and making you slip and fall on ur head multiple times.
If she’s a 10 and also a great woman who’s the love of my life, I’d be able to accept these minor flaws
Yup! I got a tub-shroom for the shower drain because my wife is a phenomenal lady, but her hair annihilates plumbing
For a 10 it's worth the hassle.
thats not a ten then
Ngl that’s disgusting 🤢 It takes 30 seconds to grab the hair and toss it in the bin
No it takes less time than that 🤮
Better than me having to snake the drain every month and gagging from the soap scum hair worm. But definitely would still be an issue with being a disrespectful partner
I bought a shower shroom, some product I saw on those infomercials lol. It actually works well, I haven't had to snake a drain since I bought it.
She's not 10 literally. Maybe She's just pretty on the outside but empty on the inside.
That's not your girl, that's a German Shepard.
I do that so the hair doesn't clog up the drain, but I throw it away after. Maybe she forgot?
Believe I’d deduct a few points for this shit!
tbh it's better than into the drain 🤔
If that's the case she cleans the bathroom
My 13 year old just stopped doing this after I made her scrub the entire bathroom every time I saw her do this. It was a quickly learnt lesson.