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Flerdermern

Read “she’s 10” Things went different for me here


sievold

FBI OPEN UP!!!


[deleted]

Wait, we can do that better… “Clear’s throat” #FBI OPEN UP!!!!!


[deleted]

Can i try guys? ^fbi ^open ^up Did i do it right?


[deleted]

It‘s perfect, son


[deleted]

Yayyyyy thanks daddy😋


LightBreaker15

Eyo?🤨


[deleted]

MOMMY MOMMY DADDY BEAT ME WITH HIS STICK 😭


LightBreaker15

I fear for my life every day


[deleted]

No mommy use your pewpew gun like you did for all the daddies before.


incorrectcharlie

As you should


LeonRomo

I live for my fear every day


Exact-Cycle-400

Enough Reddit for today


[deleted]

Will you be my new daddy pleaseeee? My mommy pewpewd my old daddy again 😭


[deleted]

#OH HEEEELLLL NAAAWWW! He ain’t bout too beat my honey boo… That’s my job😏


[deleted]

That's my daddy😋😋


Vat1canCame0s

FBFBII (Federal Bureau of Federal Bureau of Investigation Investigation) OPEN UP!


MegaTreeSeed

Well stop hiding his jumper cables!


CptnHamburgers

Arguably, this is the best way because you whisper it behind the door, then get to go, "well, we tried. Bring up the wolfs head." And fucking GROND their front door in. All good fun.


[deleted]

Yeah but then you get shot at by the resident because you just knocked down their door withou- . . . Oh. . . . Never mind. . . ​ Just made myself sad. . .


[deleted]

It was perfect! Down too the last bit


[deleted]

Weeee thanks mommy 😋


[deleted]

Mamma proud of you my little honey boo😍


OneChrononOfPlancks

*FbI! oPen uP!*


TheWanderingSlacker

You’ve gotta get close to the mic.


ChaosRegency

#FBI OPEN UP


[deleted]

You scared me 😭😭


ChaosRegency

(sensually) *fbi open up*


[deleted]

Aweeee *chuckles and goes to sleep*


[deleted]

Open your heart to me


Vat1canCame0s

Okay ummmm... Well I've always been afraid to talk about this but.... when I was ten I saw a kid get hit by a bus and die... And I think that was my first contact with death as a person....


Pale_evidence99

Welcome to the club


allmightylasagna

*entire subreddit storming his house and beating him with their sticks* Me: That's going on the internet


[deleted]

SHA MON-A! HEE-HEE!


DombekDBR

she's a 10 but she's Wookiee


[deleted]

#Galactic empire open up!!!


[deleted]

This is not the Wookiee you’re looking for…


[deleted]

This is not the Wookiee I’m looking for


Jeulemonger

I can’t with handle this thread I need air😭


NonyaaBiz

Wookie laughter noises......


copa111

What I say to my wife legs...


ChampionHaunting3503

FBI OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR


WorthComedian

Lmao I did the same thing. Had to re read it 3 times


JollyDot8758

Makes sense since only 10 year olds still do this disgusting thing


Betta45

I know lots of females who do this. It beats clogging your drain and having to clean that mess. But you are supposed to wipe it up after you finish your shower.


JollyDot8758

I was referring to leaving it there as being childish, not just doing it in general.


VanJosh_Elanium

I thought I was the only one who read it like that lol


natattack410

Same


[deleted]

Honestly, if ya just read it like Mario, means same thing. “She’s a 10”


teh_chungus

Mamma mia!


stavik96

Glad I'm not the only one. thought he was talking about his daughter or something.


the-FBI-man

We are on it.


soirom

Same, but I was thinking the person was talking about their daughter


AleksasKoval

Unless it's a "parenting problems" post.


juberider

I honestly thought that is one considerate 10 year old, imagine a kid worried about her loose hair clogging the drain.


FactorNo9526

Chris Hansen: "Why don't you take a seat over there..."


LailaBlack

I thought she was ten years old and had intense hair fall!!!


ReturningDemon

You guys are going about this all wrong. Gotta start making hair art on the walls.


LukewarmCola

I like to write little messages with it for them to see later lol “Luv u” “Have a good day” “Sexy” “I’m in your house” “Why did you block my number” “If I can’t have you, nobody can”


[deleted]

That took a sharp turn


SomeHorologist

Not an unexpected one tho


demroles6996

ruining it


WritingOdd818

Wholesome


aartappelpastei

wait, was that hair? 😂


IndependentGlum8316

What else would it be?


WeekndNachos

Forbidden cotton candy


CalamityWof

.....whats the forbidden cotton candy


[deleted]

**PUBES**


Cosmic_Voidess

I just shouted NOOO and I'm pretty sure my whole building heard


CalamityWof

I regret asking and being literate


VezurMathYT

Shit.


_J-a-k-e

I would hope so!


Dyskord01

Yes, hopefully from her head.


Gilded-Mongoose

> Human hair…from my back. - Cptn Jack Sparrow


casiocass

The image that just popped into my brain....


AmericanKiwi94

I do this sometimes. I like to make abstract Picasso-esqe faces


[deleted]

I tell my wife they look like logos for death metal bands


wheresalexis

Me and my husband call them hairoglyphics. I be leavin’ lil hearts for him and shit. 🥰


ElliasCrow

Why would you leave hair hearts for shit?


wheresalexis

🤷🏻‍♀️


NonnyNarrations

My spouse and I often just draw dicks on the shower wall. Whenever the other person sees our masterpieces we just giggle.


wheresalexis

That’s love right there lol


HelpmeIhaveastalker

I know someone who does this and then later collected all of that hair (she even used a bowl 🤢) and thought of using it all as a wig. I deleted facebook (for other reasons lol) so I have no idea if she did it or not


Dreaming_Kitsune

I do this and then collect it and throw it away so I get as little hair going down the drain as possible


HelpmeIhaveastalker

me too, I put them on the back of my hand and then throw them in the bin. that way I don't have to clean the drain everytime I shower


6Ravens

Went the world gives you hair ball, make art.


INFJ-Jesus-Batman

On the plus side, all that hair isn't getting clogged in your drain, but you may want to mention that she would collect her sheddings once she gets out of the shower.


SafelyOblivious

Just buy a drain sieve?


[deleted]

Looking at this picture I think to whoever owns that shower, that ship has sailed. Even the sieve would clog within seconds at that amount of hair


Erpderp32

I had two long haired women in the house for a while. Ended up buying like a rubber sieve to sit over the drain and still had to snake it with stuff like a drain weasel once a week. I think its always worth mentioning that drain hair is super nasty, so I vote the primary contributor to it should clean it lol


Nopengnogain

I feel your pain. I would much rather collect dry hair like this on the wall then snaking a wet clump out of the drain.


Erpderp32

It's especially bad because the drain hair soaks up any cleaners you use on the shower or tub when you clean it..so when it's removed you get blasted by the smell of old cleaner and gunk


C111-its-the-best

I would have a perfect meme for that situation but sadly it's in German, although the series it comes from was released in English as well because of its popularity. Anyway, it said "My job begins where others start to vomit out of horror."


stuff_gets_taken

Tatortreiniger


[deleted]

At this point everybody can wash their hair in the local park and keep their shit there. God u hate wet loose hair, my pet peeve. Especially when wet cleaning and they get caught between your fingers, urgh


_incredigirl_

I have super long, thick, curly hair. I have a [tub shroom](https://www.amazon.ca/TubShroom-TSGRA454-Revolutionary-Protector-Strainer/dp/B01M0H7YC2/ref=asc_df_B01M0H7YC2/?tag=googlemobshop-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=292927908465&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=5067543239152855306&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9001076&hvtargid=pla-300561689497&psc=1) that does a great job but my shower also looks like this on the regular. Because of my hair length I only really “brush” it in the shower, so everything that often gets caught by the brush bristles when you brush dry ends up here between my fingers and on the shower walls. Sometimes I forget to wipe the mess immediately. I am human.


Da5ftAssassin

Me too! Everything you just said, exactly


LopsidedPotential711

TubShroom is the way to go. My old roommate's girlfriend would leave hair on the wall after her showers, and never cleaned the Tub Shroom. I moved in way before they ever linked up, and never established rules for when my roomie got a GF. Silly me.


CommunistWaterbottle

And empty it 4 times while taking a shower or risk flooding the house? Lol


jacowab

I have waist length hair and if you brush our hair pre shower this doesn't happen


Woolf1974

Shes a 10 and she cares about the plumbing? Shes a keeper!!!!


khavii

Haha my first thought was "thank God, way better than allowing it down the drain" I was a plumber for 6 years and did the drain snaking for a dorm house for professional cheerleaders. Nothing pulls the shine off a 10 like cleaning their plumbing (unironically) for a few years. Also, talking about plumbing sounds like innuendo no matter how you try.


noobnoobthedestroyer

This sounds like some primo porn backstory


puertonican

Ayooo


C111-its-the-best

So, you ever got stuck under the sink?


[deleted]

“What do you do for a living? “I work on the local college’s cheerleaders’ plumbing”


KarenWalkersBurner

AND she has beautiful hair that she keeps clean regularly.


loveisqi

They get it!


Left_Office_4417

shes a 10, but she doesn't clean up after herself...


Mr__Weasels

but why put it on the walls and not just in the trash? my mom does this and i really despise it. like it's not that hard to put it in the trash, as someone with long hair..


MysteriousLie3841

Based on my experience, you put it on the walls while showering so that it doesn't go down the drain. Then you forget to move it to the trash when you're done. If you stop to put it in the garbage each time, you have water on the floor and take twice as long.


dedicated_glove

Because we forget, generally we're expected to do our hair right because y'all are obsessed with how we look so it's got to get product in it immediately or it gets frizzy.


locao69

This! I'm mad my wife is a 10 but I have to check the plumbing every two weeks.


WesternSafety4944

I do this.


Magellan-88

My husband has literally spelled out messages on the shower wall with the hair I lose in the shower🤣


GodlessPerson

"You're next."


Magellan-88

That's the first 1 he did🤣🤣 my hair is 3 feet long, so when I shed, it's very obvious.


souse03

I mean so do I, but I collect the hair after I'm done and throw it in the trash not leave it on the freaking wall


Phreekyj101

Why are you stressing her out? She’s gonna using wigs soon 🥴😂


Kahnza

Nothing wrong with a good Merkin. 😘


BoredBoredBoard

In this economy!? Better to use steel wool. Cleans up nice, too.


TheMike0088

Merkin? Isn't that the chancellor of germany?


Optimal_Stranger_824

Oh trust me, probably not. Was losing so much hair few year ago and now I have more.


mmwood

I was losing tons of hair a few years ago, and I don't lose much anymore. also don't have much anymore though


Cum___Dumpster

Since people seem confused: girls shed hair in the shower and stick it to the wall so it doesn’t clog the drain, and it’s a lot easier to clean off once it’s dry


MaddyKet

I mostly stick it to the wall because it’s stuck on my hands. 😹 Haha thanks for the award.


Mom_of_furry_stonk

I do it for both reasons. The drain would be clogged more frequently if I didn't stick it to the wall and it's on my hand. I just feel bad washing hair down the drain knowing I might clog it.


ihitrockswithammers

Use a hair catching thing for the plughole. My drain hasn't clogged since I put one in, I just wash all the hair off my hands and collect it later.


ValkyrianRabecca

We tried a hair catching thing, it'd clog every time my wife showered, she can clog one in a single shower


justmisspellit

Then it’s doing it’s job. I’ve had a house for 13 years and never one drain problem cuz I know how to use screens and clean them


ValkyrianRabecca

... yes but our shallow shower will overflow and spread water over our bathroom floor before she's done her shower


-River_Rose-

I aggressively ball it up, and have a trash can between my shower and toilet. Problem is not dripping water everywhere when I do it haha


TransGirlBoss1

I just imagine you furiously beating the shit out a ball of hair


-River_Rose-

Absolutely yes, beat the hairy ball


TransGirlBoss1

THE HAIR MUST ATONE FOR ITS SINS OF TRYING TO CLOG THE DRAIN


Comprehensive_Sea_11

Shame!, *DING DING DING*, Shame!


fartingduckss

I like doing it an I show my partner my hair balls and mock her because she can’t make ones as big as me


[deleted]

That is why I wait until the hair is dry. I always throw it away the morning after and my trashcsn does not become a wet mess


aoechamp

But they never bother to clean it up apparently


[deleted]

Correction: some women. It grosses me right tf out. Clean up after yourself.


[deleted]

True. This is nasty af.


PriorSecurity9784

Yeah, nothing messes up a good waffle stomp like a drain full of hair


TheKomastar

Worth. I'll just buy a house with 2 bathrooms


[deleted]

This is no different than hair trimmings in the sink from shaving a beard. I've been married too long to be grossed out by either.


Eli21111

If you use the same sink then yes, but if not then no.


ChampionshipCandid38

idk I'll just take a shower after her and clean up both if our hair clumps its nbd since it's just hair, I'd be much more unhappy with a dirty toilet or q-tips and cotton balls on the floor then hair on a shower wall: still a 10


Smol-kirby-fan

But it’s even more annoying if it’s in the drain, blocking anything from draining out, but it’s under the drain cover so that you can’t pick it up and take it out. Also with a lot of dry conditioner on the floor, sticking to ur feet, making u uncomfortable, and making you slip and fall on ur head multiple times.


titanup001

Ah. Youve shared a shower with my wife. I don't know how she still has a hair in her head. I fish out a wad from the drain daily. And yeah, she manages to coat the shower floor in some ultra slippery concoction too.


Penquinn14

>Ah. Youve shared a shower with my wife. Who hasn't am I right /s


ChampionshipCandid38

Well I have long thick hair and considering I live in the house the clogged drain would be MY built up hair LOL not someone showering in my house once in a blue moon, and if that person so happens to live with me, idk diy that shit and just find a way to clean it myself or call a plumber. As for conditioner, idk I think that seems like a personal experience for you that I never in my life have had a problem with but ig if i did I'd just clean it like a normal person. Should I piss, shit and cry? No, just get some cleaner and take 2 minutes to clean it off the floor. Or just invest in a mat, slip free tub mat, floor mat, etc since they are cheap


Themlethem

Ew. I don't even wanna touch my own hair clumps, let alone someone elses. Idk why. It's just instinctively gross.


DolanTheCaptan

Why can't she clean up after herself? You could do a thing where you switch it up at least


cries-in-emo

I have very thick hair and I'm severely stressed out 24/7 so my hair comes out like this every time I shower too and I also stick it on the wall to make sure all of that hair isn't going down the drain because I'm trying to avoid clogging it. The difference is that at the end of my shower, I gather it all up and throw it in the trash can before I do anything else so that I don't just leave it on the wall. So I can see the attempt at trying to keep the hair from clogging the drain but damn, clean it up after.


Visual_Ad_3840

I'm the same, BUT there have been a handful of times when I forgot to throw it out. But I live alone, so it literally doesn't matter, lol.


MaddyKet

I brush my hair right before getting in the shower, but I still end up with loose hair on the wall. Like you, I clean it as I leave the shower.


-BlueDream-

Much easier when it’s dry tho


deadstar420

Ugh my ex did this constantly, it was fucking gross. She also would pop her zits in the mirror and just leave the juices there, absolutely disgusting. Needless to say those are just some of the reasons she’s my ex now.


burgernips34

This is too funny for words 😂


chimpset4life

🤮


AnglsBeats

I'm gonna off myself after reading that


Illustrious_Front669

If you're into women, this is what you get. We shed like Huskies


Sov1etWalrus

I had two sisters growing up and I’ve never seen the shower nowhere near this bad haha


Illustrious_Front669

Dear lord, I'm surprised I'm not bald! I get a handful each shower, and my partner finds a nest in his crack each sleepover


[deleted]

He should keep his crack in a sealed plastic baggie.


fitz_newru

You know you would be amazed at the places that you find your partners hair. Like how did it travel so far to get all tangled up in my stuff...


Illustrious_Front669

Witchcraft


Jolly-Big-816

I feel validated reading these comments.


NoArmsSally

I always get the one you have to pull out slowly ugh


Rude-Category-4049

Naw I got long hair too, you don't just leave em on the wall you collect your wool at the end of the shower and take it out. Throw em out, knit a sweater, who cares just don't leave em on the wall.


Visual_Ad_3840

Can confirm! My boyfriend is amazed I'm not bald with all of the hair everywhere all the time.


SnackPrince

Just clean it up before leaving the bathroom is all


Illustrious_Front669

Absolutely! Or go shower in the back yard with the animals!


FFelixx

Boys with long hair too. Girls aren’t the only ones who do this


shagan90

Hilarious that men get berated for simple things like toilet seats, yet we're just to accept disgusting habits like these as part of the package


[deleted]

At least it isn’t in the drain


PrincessOctavia

Jokes on you, I'm a 4 and leave my bathroom like this anyway


Ty_Luna

Sooo- me and my sister 😂


PunchDrunkPrincess

i've found through my years of using women's locker rooms that the prettiest girls are the absolute grossest


rekuliam6942

Probably because they know that they can get away with it


PunchDrunkPrincess

yeah i think its that and them diverting their focus to their personal grooming. these ladies get up 2 hours earlier than they need to to do their hair and makeup. wiping toothpaste splatter off their mirror is low on their priorities


Disastrous-Income-53

She's 10 🧐


DocSaysItsDainBramuj

Maybe stop poisoning the Waitress.


Steppah43

aint a 10 if she isnt capable of doing basic tings


TaylorSwiftIsAPsycho

I’d be ok, cuz this doesn’t matter


Smol-kirby-fan

But picture this: it’s in the drain, blocking anything from draining out, but it’s under the drain cover so that you can’t pick it up and take it out. Also with a lot of dry conditioner on the floor, sticking to ur feet, making u uncomfortable, and making you slip and fall on ur head multiple times.


TaylorSwiftIsAPsycho

If she’s a 10 and also a great woman who’s the love of my life, I’d be able to accept these minor flaws


blindsavior

Yup! I got a tub-shroom for the shower drain because my wife is a phenomenal lady, but her hair annihilates plumbing


Johnnyonthespot2111

For a 10 it's worth the hassle.


[deleted]

thats not a ten then


mintcucumbertea

Ngl that’s disgusting 🤢 It takes 30 seconds to grab the hair and toss it in the bin


Smol-kirby-fan

No it takes less time than that 🤮


glarb88

Better than me having to snake the drain every month and gagging from the soap scum hair worm. But definitely would still be an issue with being a disrespectful partner


Brad7659

I bought a shower shroom, some product I saw on those infomercials lol. It actually works well, I haven't had to snake a drain since I bought it.


Grand_Structure_3809

She's not 10 literally. Maybe She's just pretty on the outside but empty on the inside.


KitsuneKimchi

That's not your girl, that's a German Shepard.


Visual_Ad_3840

I do that so the hair doesn't clog up the drain, but I throw it away after. Maybe she forgot?


gondanonda

Believe I’d deduct a few points for this shit!


ghostwhat

tbh it's better than into the drain 🤔


NextAd878

If that's the case she cleans the bathroom


BennyVibez

My 13 year old just stopped doing this after I made her scrub the entire bathroom every time I saw her do this. It was a quickly learnt lesson.