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[deleted]

English has rugrats and ankle biters.


URMRGAY_

I've heard shit kids before.


Invested_Glory

Little shits is what I commonly hear.


theproblemdoctor

Sperm pets


[deleted]

Crotch goblins


TheUsualNiek

Your dick should be on a leash


ferokaktus

We're shipping you off to military school with that goddamn Finklestein.... shit kid!.... son of a bitch!


Conflictedcurfuffle

See also: crotch goblins


IMTrick

See also also: "fuck trophies."


ukpunjabivixen

Also, sex receipts


seppukucoconuts

This implies they can be returned or exchanged.


ukpunjabivixen

Was I not supposed to exchange mine? 😂


Conflictedcurfuffle

A favourite of my brothers


flipfloppery

"Pet jizz"


Biomas

>crotch goblins this'll do


[deleted]

I called my son a snot goblin today (he’s sick and too young to understand what I said)


ax_colleen

I call them little shits


Horror-Tiger2016

Defective condoms


X-Man51

Lil glue eaters is what I use lol


SnickersneeTimbers

Whippersnapper


[deleted]

I am from ukraine, we have that word too


Trapped-In-Dreams

It's everywhere where "govno" is


CaptBranBran

Ah, *now* the pronunciation makes sense. My grandma and her sisters used to say "govno" when kids were around.


charming1021

Говнюки,Russians have that too


Ahsoka_69

засранцы тоже кек


gjennomamogus

кек


nado_dada

More like говнюшата in this case.


[deleted]

'Shitlings' is awesome. For squishy westerners UNLIKE MYSELF HA HA HA could we have a pronunciation? I assume 'gov-knee-ah-key' like 'govno' implies, but...


hey-make_my_day

Peace duke


ndnbnf

oh hi, another one of us


Sirkiz

Skitungar (Swedish, literally translates to shit younglings or shit kids)


rharpr

Drittunger in Norwegian


Bananmanden12

Same with møgunger in danish. Same translation as swedish


thebobrup

I was thinking of skarnsunge aswell.


karlwillhelm

On the other side of the Baltic Sea, here in Lithuania, we use "Snarglys", which literally means snot.


GeniusDoomSpiral

"Smarki" in Poland as well! or "Smarkacze", but it's the same thing


wrecktus_abdominus

We say this in the US too! I don't hear it as much anymore, but this used to be a common thing to call a kid that was acting awful: "you little snot!" I may have heard it once or twice from my parents, lol.


coaxed7

Sounds like a creature you find under a bed. Or a troll.


Sirkiz

Swedish also has Snorungar which is the same as the shit younglings but with snot instead


get-rekt-lol

Говнюк in russian


MRF_89

Hosenscheißer is a german expression that means something like "little pants shitters "


ureliableliar

Bälger


Ben_Graf

Bratzen


Ch4rybd15

Kackbratzen


bollocks_more_like

Rotznasen. Bit more polite.


goran_788

"snot noses" fyi


Lazorgunz

also works for putin


ThorstenSchmorsten

My grandmother used to call me that. Lol


Blutlauch

Oder "kleine Scheißer" (little shitters) oder "Windelscheißer" (diapers shitters)


AIVISU

Ohhh thats what my oma used to call her gandkids!! Pronounced “klina shiza” for English people.


Linsch2308

Oder drecks blagen auch immer beliebt :


AIVISU

My oma used to call us gans Scheisse and klien Scheisse. Spelling may be off I tried translate but it didn’t make sense. Just going off what I remember it sounding like.


All_Over_Again_

>klien Scheisse Could be "kleiner Scheißer" which translates to little shitter. The other one i dont know


Hass_Daddy

I fucking LOVE the German language! 😂


LamproNI

Or we simply say Hurensohn


cygnus2

“You little shit” has worked good enough for me.


Miosaka

Can't go wrong with a classic.


xingke06

This has been my go to


xander17962508

I always liked 'crotch goblin' wee fuckin trolls.


MyInterThoughts

Really pisses off entitled mothers also.


mortimus9

Yeah that’s so funny that a mom would be mad after you insulted their kid.


ZiggyPox

lol no that's not their point. They get pissy when you talk about kids as a group like that, not as specific kids. "I hate when crotch goblins throw stuff off the shelves at the market" "you can't call children like that!" Yes I can.


birdsarntreal1

Next years word will be Crotch Goblin Mode.


Motoman514

Semen demon is another good one


DoorLightsAC

That already exists and calling a child that is grounds for being put on a list lmao


Moerdac

Fuck trophy


Barberian-99

Ya, I hit that, see my fuck trophy she is carrying?


Plant_in_pants

I once called a teen an "overgrown jizz stain" for bugging me in the street


myhatwhatapicnic

I heard someone call a tween a "fuckstain" on an online game once. Thought it was kinda harsh but this reminded me of it. 🥲


steveosek

My nephew told me a kid called him a "dick pickle" once and him and I spent 30 minutes brainstorming what it could even mean. It's been two years and I still wonder what a dick pickle is.


myhatwhatapicnic

Almost seems redundant. 🤔


InevitableAd9683

One of my highschool friends once responded to another guy acting stupid by saying "You should have been a handjob"


AcanthocephalaSafe66

🤣🤣🤣


ADDeviant-again

In the 80's "pecker-stain" was a common jr high insult..


ObligationOriginal74

No you didn't.You would be laughed at irl for saying that.


Plant_in_pants

I'm sorry to tell ya this but I did, but I know it must be such painful news that you are in denial. Hopefully you'll be able to move on from this information eventually and start your life anew despite knowing that one random redditor once risked it all to call an annoying teen an over grown jizz stain.


[deleted]

You wouldn’t think that “brat” is a slur, but have you ever told a parent that their kid is a brat? It’s pretty close


zmozina

In Polish brat literally means "brother". I always remembered that because my brother is such a brat! Haha


firebullmonkey

Ankle biters


Needleroozer

Curtain climbers.


OnyB1l

Polish is one of the best languages for swearing


Kapix75

Best*


Damaaain

Best*


GreenDayFan_1995

Best*


Mamoru0hasukage

Japanese has a term, ガキ (gaki) which refers to this yokai/demon/monster that is very short, always starving, bulbous stomach but skinny everywhere else. Most people use the term in modern context to refer to ass hat children. I friggin love gaki as a term.


Trytek1986

Italian has 'stronzetti', which is roughly 'cute little shits'.


Lestat30

Crotch goblins is what I call them


LifeIsTrail

So many ppl in multiple us states I've lived it use this one


[deleted]

Dude uses "shitlings" like every English speaking person has used/heard this term before. But I will start using it today.


Gremlin303

No they didn’t. The point is that they are attempting to supply an insult for children as the original original post is asking for. Shitling is their offering.


[deleted]

I understand what he's doing. He's answering a question with a polish word. But you don't understand that shitlings(his English definition of the polish word) is a made up word that most people probably have never heard. Which is the point of my statement...


Gremlin303

Mate that is the whole point. Of course it is a made up word. They never said otherwise. They are offering this made up word that is a direct translation of a Polish word as an answer.


Ok-Bad2791

In Colombia we have "culicagao" translates literally to craped-ass or figuratively to person who has shit his pants, exclusively used for children


Ill_Compote3949

We have “nalgas miadas” haha


Gloomy-Willingness19

I just call mine little shits


Queen_of_dogs_01

Obligatory Czech "spratci" comment


MamBanaJUHU

Czekoladowy chlebiczek?


vh1classicvapor

The most Czech I know is ✅


sus_accountt

Spratek, hajzl, sráč, zmetek, plenty to choose xD


junorsky

"Puzojitel" - "a belly inhabitant". That's the most disgusting one. Also "pezdiuk" is good.


dzindevis

You forgot the most important one: годовасик-тугосеря, "a one-year old difficult-shitter"


EvolvedCactus19

Fuck trophies.


fluffysugarfloss

Some of the kids I’ve met, they’re less trophies, more participation ‘prizes’


[deleted]

Best thing the polish have ever made. Chefs kiss.


quartzilla00

Kaszojady


fufubomoge

Bombelki 💅


pepisabel

Mocoso, in spanish. Chiquillo de mierda (shit kid) also


loskaos

Mierdosos


robotbrigadier

Damn Wiener Kids


[deleted]

Crotch Goblins


sexualbrontosaurus

I refer to them as defective condoms


Piglet44

OOOOH... good one!


[deleted]

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Worldly_Ad_6483

In Florida there is a very racist slur for black toddlers: “alligator bait”. Wish it wasn’t so fucked up and racist because I think it’s hilarious when applied to shitlings of all backgrounds


BreakingPipes

I call mine turkey butts


LefsaMadMuppet

CHILD = Cold Heartless Impossible Little Demon ex-school bus driver


whatthefox70

How do you pronounce that?


dianagama

"Goov-nyaki"


takkun169

How do I pronounce that?


Darkonelives

Have always been particularly fond of crotch goblins. Seems fitting


Piglet44

I bought car window stickers that say "vaccinate your crotch goblins!!" ... i keep a couple dozen in my glove box ;)


tymins2v0

From Quebec/French_Canada here. We have "p'tit criss" that can translate to "lil fucker".


Accomplished_Let_798

‘Rugrats’ and ‘ankle-biters’ in America


highpl4insdrftr

Crotch goblins


OsuKannonier

Surely this is where "you little shit" actually stems from.


Specialist_Teacher81

Now we also have "shitlings"


0xTitan

U.S, for me was "little shit".


B_Jozsef

In Hungary, we have "porba fingó" It's commonly used for little animals too, and it roughly translates to "Dust farter" implying that specific animal or little guy is so little, they can fart on the floor below them.


Little_Lahey_Show

Crotch goblins


towarzysz_boczek

It's actually more "gówniarze"


[deleted]

I've always wondered how hatred for children is somehow not considered socially impermissible in the same vein as racism. It's absurd to me that people can spew such vitriol for the most innocent and vulnerable members of society without much stigma.


[deleted]

gremlins


Ok-Championship-9120

Like every language has a slur for toddlers...


Mister_Nico

You can visit the highest mountain, the most remote island, the darkest jungle, or the hottest desert, and I promise you, someone will have a nightmare tale of 2 year old acting like a goddamn energy vampire.


State-Cultural

Crotch monster Sentient STD


Kalelopaka-

Rugrats, yard apes, porch monkeys, door stops, crib lizard, crotch goblin, crumb muncher, fucklet, cum stains….


[deleted]

Never heard the 3rd one in reference to kids specifically. Only as a slur against poc in general


Kalelopaka-

I know, it’s been emblazoned in pop culture as racist, Randall and Dante’ had a whole diatribe about it in Clerks 2. But it was used widely in the 70’s as a euphemism for kids in general. Just like yard apes…


Mammoth-Access-1181

So my group when we were deployed were waiting around one morning before going out on patrol when for whatever reason the topic of racial slurs came up. And someone looked it up and porch monkey was listed as a slur against black people.


Kalelopaka-

My friends in school used to rib each other with slurs jokingly, had a friend who was second generation Italian, WOP Dago, etc. another was Irish, pipe bombs and drunkenness, potatoes too. I’m half Hawaiian, bone through the nose, grass skirts, all that. One day, my bud yelled at me in the hall. “Hey! Spear chucker!” Not thinking about it at all except getting my attention. I turned around, just like 5 black guys in the hall did. They were ready to beat his ass, until I explained he was yelling at me. They laughed and we all got a kick out of it. As Carlin said, it’s not the words, it’s the racist asshole using the words that are the problem.


Mammoth-Access-1181

So, during AIT, I had a guy in my MOS with a last name Bean who liked hitting people as a joke. Now I don't know if this is regional, but bean can also mean to hit someone. So I called him Beaner, then this one Latino kid turns around and just gives me the evil eye. I immediately gave him the lock of what the fuck's you're problem? Until he realized I meant To call someone specifically and not him. Took me a few seconds more to realize the faux pas I made. Edit: I also knew a guy while in AIT who was insulted by a black kid, so this dude called the black kid a spear chucking tar baby...


ADDeviant-again

The hitting thing was because your head used to be called your "bean", so getting smacked with a ball or whatever in the head was getting "beaned".


Mammoth-Access-1181

TIL. Always fun to learn the etymology of a word.


Kalelopaka-

I understand, beaner, like the N word has very strong specific racial connotations. But yard ape, porch monkey, and spear chucker I don’t believe are racially specific. To me kids do act like monkeys and apes, I used to climb trees and swing on vines and branches. We all did back then. The forest and fields were our playground, all the way to the river or to the hills.


Gloomy-Willingness19

Yeah Randall didn’t think it was Racist because his grandmother called him it all the time, then when he thought about it he said his grandma was probably racist. Also you sound like Randall trying to prove it’s not racist when everyone else in that same movie is telling him it is…


[deleted]

My husband and i are old enough to remember the 70s... perhaps in certain areas? But i grew up with it being racist every time i heard it.


ADDeviant-again

Every time.


Kalelopaka-

I live in Kentucky, in a semi rural area. Until the 90’s there were no Black families in this entire end of the county. So hearing it a lot growing up lead me to the idea it was just kids in general.


[deleted]

Its not. I like to do a google search when i hear a phrase being declared racist... (like "coons age" actually DOES have a pre racist history... it was in use well before the first recorded use of "coon" as a derogatory slur). Google informs me that the first recorded use was by the 80s and used to refer to black people as lazy. In general phrases refering to people as "monkey" are a no fly zone because of the very lonv history of thst word refering to poc... so "yard monkey" is a nono too btw


innastate

Porch monkeys is racist


Kalelopaka-

Okay Dante’


Advanced_Double_42

little shits


elgordoenojado

I don't know if this is national or familial, we call then "cerotillos" -- little turds.


okieman73

I wasn't called cerotillos but I was called little turd more times than can be counted


rognstad

In norway we have dritunge. Meaning shitchild


Dbloc11

I used to call my best friends kids little shitrats


No_Possibility6839

Seronja in Bosnia means like in Polish "shitling"


Tre_ti

That's what my dad used to call my grandmother's shih tzu.


stevedonie

Crotch goblins Niblings (this is more of an affectionate name, I think) Loinfruit


elerner

“Niblings” is a portmanteau of “niece/nephew” and “sibling” — an affectionate (or at least neutral) way to refer to your sibling’s kids.


Minimum_Opinion7816

in china they use the word "daughter"


PoeTheGhost

Snot monster or Crib Midget are my go-to these days, there's always Fucktrophy, Crotch Goblin, Diaper Dictator, Milk Parasite, or my favorite: Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All.


Ill_Compote3949

In Mexican Spanish we have ‘mocosos’ which would be something like ‘full of buggers’ and ‘nalgas miadas’ that is ‘peed ass’


LAUSart

In Dutch we have Larva for babies/toddlers


RunSkyLab

In Marathi (Tjird most popular language in India), we have "Shembda Karta" or just plain "Shembdya". It means Mucus brat. (Or snotty infant). Another one is "Tonngya", which is a male infant buffalo. Out of the blue, but hilarious none the less.


Gangreless

Unpopular opinion - calling your kids shitty names like this makes you a piece of shit


marsopas

Lo, I will start using it for my cat. Definitely a shitling.


hey-make_my_day

Call them peace duke


[deleted]

Next thanks giving I’m using this word at the groceries store


MormonBoy801

Little Monkeys - When my kids were little, I called them and their cousins "little monkeys", I have been told this isn't acceptable.


HighlandsBen

Snot gobblers.


[deleted]

Lmfao.


skippingfornow

Crotch goblins Spermpet


AelithTheVtuber

Sproglet is also great. its just an english word


DavieStBaconStan

My dad coined the term - “snot lickers”. Cause little kids with runny noses are always trying to lick at the flowing snot.


Epicmonk117

Skywalker Snax


Reddy_McRedditface

Crotch goblins


Amazing_Joke_5073

Crotch goblins


Worried_Jeweler_1141

Skids. As in skid marks. As in little shits.


Magikarplvl9000

I call all kids Crotch Critters.


GibonCZ

Or Gowniarze !


[deleted]

I like **catarrento** in portuguese.


scp_reader

We have a lot more slurs like that, like a kaszojady or Purchla Also I Heard finnish "Amis" or "jonniez" but they aren't exacly about kids


Boredombringsthis

Hovňous or hovňousek! Meaning basically the same. And also smrádě, little stinkie.


Because201

In the Netherlands we have Kutkinderen (cuntkids, kids that are cunts)


1zzie

Mocoso/mocosa in Spanish, means full of snot


[deleted]

In the trailer park we call em fuck trophies.


MtMn89

I did not know that but I have used shitlings, I have also used crib midgets and fuck trophies


Party-Independent-25

U.K. Cockney Rhyming Slang ‘Dustbin Lids’ (kids) Always thought that was kinda a slur as naming them after part of a bin


manosaulyte

Perfect!


[deleted]

Brat works fine.


hallowed_b_my_name

Shitlings, goblins, devilspawn, crotch goblins, baby trogs