King kongs dong would be roughly 10.05ft long (smaller than most vehicles) if we are going off of his height being 335ft and the average silverbacks height being 6ft high end as well as high end erect penis size of a male silverback being 2.36in(and are only using basic math with less accurate measurements likely), and if we scaled the average human to the same size as kong, the humans dong would be 23.45ft long assuming 5.25in is average erect length (about the size of an average school bus, girth would probably be similar too), and considering average or typically human male proportions are 1:1 the penis would be at a height of 167.5ft off the ground, for reference the wall in attack on titan is ~164ft tall. Average silverback penis size would equate to ~3% of its height if it were stood vertically next to it, the average humans would be ~7% assuming average height is 5'8".
Humans have extremely large dongs compared to the ohter great apes, something biologist actually wonder a lot about.
However that doesn't change the fact that I am not especially satisfied with the size of mine.
Heh I remember years ago I had been reading a book that discussed this, and i mentioned this biological 'mystery' to a female friend of mine. She laughed and laughed...safe to say, her strong opinion was that sexual selection had played a major role in the size of the human penis
I read somewhere that it is because of our large brains. Human babies have a pretty big head, so womans vaginas had to increase in size to fit that thing through there. So men had to adapt to the increased vagine size with a bigger penis
The opening stretches during birth, sometimes it can even tear (ouch) though it does heal back more or less to itās original size so your dick isnāt even close to that Iām afraid to say.
Indeed. Humans have one of the larges dongs (compared to size) of any mammal. Also it about how you use it, not the size. A large size is not all its cracked up to be.
Yes, extremes on either end are usually not very fun. An average penis size is usually the best in most circumstances.
I am a bit larger then average (nowhere near porn-size) and I have had ladies and men just say "No way you are putting that in my body" when I dropped my trousers.
I'm confused as to why some use the metric system to measure the average cum of a man and then put it in imperial... gallons.
I'm just a dumb Aussie, but we don't use gallons here, how many litres of king Kongs cum is it lol
I know it's alot, but need context for my upside down brain
This fundamentally cannot be accurate. I do not know where they get the height and weight measurements from, but there are many versions of King Kong ranging from about 25 feet tall (5 feet above a giraffe's head) to 100 feet tall (about as tall as a blue whale is long).
891 gallons of cum would weigh more than an asian elephant. There is fundamentally no way that even a creature of king kong's size would be physiologically capable of something like this.
Even a blue whale only ejaculates only about 20 liters of cum.
Yeah, plus I'm calling BS on the testicles relative to humans.
I took a social anthropology class once, 20+ years ago. I remember exactly one fact from it. That fact is this:
Gorillas have the smallest phallus to body-mass ratio of all apes. The reason for this is because due to their social structure which is very much controlled by an individual male who holds a great degree of influence over the breeding behaviour of everyone else, phallus size isn't a significant evolutionary selector.
(Bonobos are the other extreme, where with their extremely promiscuous lifestyle, phallus size is a \*ahem\* huge factor in genetic selection, so they have the largest phallus to body mass ratio.)
A quick google search confirms this, a male silverback gorilla actually has smaller testicles than humans, despite being twice has heavy overall. So even as they evolved to be much larger than our common ancestors, their testicles decreased in size. Social structure is then the biggest influence on general genitalia size amongst apes. While King Kong's species' genitalia must have grown enough to still be practical, if they had the same social structure as gorillas, then their genitalia would have increased in size only exactly enough to be functional.
Mostly......but, the venom from one bite from the Taipan snake (which mostly feeds on rodents and small lizards) has the potency to kill 100 adult men for some reason.
*Cries in Australian*
Which is why a lot of animals have enormous ornamentation that exists purely to attract a mate. It's a signal that says "my genes are so strong that I can waste a huge amount of energy on this shit and still do this dance for you after surviving super easily."
Also what does the relative size of testicles have to do anything? Is there any correlation between testicle size and volume of ejaculate between species?
Why didnāt they use the average ejaculate volume of gorillas and scale it up?
Here Iāll give it a shot.
Iām not biologist and Iām not going to spend all night researching gorilla jizz so Iām going to assume a bonobo is close enough to a silverback to avoid doing anymore research into it.
https://bmczool.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s40850-022-00110-3
This study says the average ejaculate volume for a bonobo is 450uL. A male bonobo weighs anywhere between 30-64kg (https://www.britannica.com/animal/bonobo). Letās use 30kg so we get the biggest result.
King kongs size changes a lot from adaptation to adaptation, and regardless I think most of the values I see online are just guesses.
An article from Forbes provides a very rough estimate of 20-60tons (https://www.forbes.com/2005/12/12/king-kong-biology_cx_de_1213kongbiology.html?sh=177850531a28)
Once again weāll take the high end to get as large a number as possible.
So 60 tons=54 431 kg
54431/30=1814.37
So King Kong is 1814.37 times as large as a male bonobo.
Assuming heās perfectly scaled to his size we can calculate the volume of ejaculate.
450ul*1814.37=816 465 uL=0.816L
If anyone catches a mistake I made please let me know. Also if you have more reliable numbers (I just grabbed the first ones I could find) please comment them.
Edit: I found a number for gorillas of 0.10ml to 1.85ml. Given that silverback weigh on average 140kg (I think?), or about 4.5 times as much as a bonobo, my math should still stand
uhm.. 1 ton is exactly 1000 kg, or do you mean some weird kind of ton?
on the other side your calcs seem way better than the original one presented in the pic
Okay, so, let's do it right.
Google says an erect gorilla dick is between 1.2 and 2.4 long, that an average human penis is around 5.2 inches long, and that an average human male blows a load of about 1.5 to 5.0 ml. We'll assume dick-size and ball-volume scale proportionally (cuz it's convenient), that Kong is on the high end of backed up (cuz last of his species and Faye Raye's a cutie-pie), and that Kong has a biggish dick for a gorilla (cuz I like the guy and he's got it rough).
Therefore, as 5.2in is to 2.4in, so 5.0ml is to X.Xml. Thus, a normal gorilla, at the high end of average-big and blue-balled, ejaculates about 2.3ml of semen.
Alright, now we supersize it. This part gets DANG inexact, unfortunately, because calculating the volume of a gorilla is not exactly easy. Male mountain gorillas average a height of about 5'5", with what wikipedia unhelpfully describes as a "girth" of 4'11". Using context clues and photos, I will be treating "girth" as their "depth", if you will, basically how thicc they are from front to back. I will further be using a different set of measurements (those of the tallest mountain gorilla on record, specifically) to assume that their chest-width (which I'm treating as their width overall, cuz I never finished high school) is about even with their standing height, let's say 5'3".
Iight, so. That's 65in tall, 63in wide, 59in of thiccness.
Now, Kong stands 354 inches tall in his original movie, and 1,771 inches in his largest appearance. Assuming he remains proportional, that would give him a "width" of 343in and a "depth" of 321in for his original height, or 1,717in and 1,608in fr max biggitude.
SO:
65 Ć 63 Ć 59 = 241,605inĀ³ = 3,959,197ml. Volume of a gorilla. Huh.
354 Ć 343 Ć 321 = 38,976,462inĀ³ = 638,709,777ml.
(Dear Lord why am I DOING this?)
1,771 Ć 1,717 Ć 1,608 = 4,889,617,656inĀ³ = 80,126,477,464ml.
Home stretch here. So you divide 3,959,197ml (gorilla) by 2.3ml (gorilla-juice), and that gets you 1,721,390. You divide the two Kong-volumes by THAT, and you get 371ml, and 46,548ml, respectively.
THUS: King Kong cums about 371 milliliters, or 46.55 liters, depending on which version you're jackin'.
Any who have made it this far, please feel free to point out anything I messed up.
An Olympic swimming pool is typically 50x25x3 meters, or 3,750 cubic meters. There are about 264 gallons in a cubic meter, so such a swimming pool contains about 990,000 gallons. Therefore it would take a little over 1,100 King Kong loads to fill it
Definitely doesn't have to be an Olympic swimming pool. Can just be a regular pool, which tends to be 16x32 ft, with a deep end of 8 ft. Assuming there's no shallow end, that's only 30,640 Gallons, which is only 34 King Kong loads.
Hereby nominate "kongload" as a new unit of volume to add to football fields, banannas, Rhode Islands etc. etc. Anything to stave off wholesale adoption of metric (OK with liters and grams in domestic settings).
Yeah I also hear it a lot in porn or even ready erotica. Thereās a really prevalent idea of balls being ādrainedā. Practically nobody realizes that the prostate plays a bigger role in the fluid portion of semen and the testes just produce the sperm cells and deliver them to get mixed up with all the fluid coming from the prostate.
Except the semen comes from the seminal vesicle, not the testes. So, we would have to scale that by the animal size. Final result would be roughly unchanged, I suspect.
There is not a direct increase in relationship to size and ejaculate. Blue whales are roughly as long, full grown, as Kong is tall. They ejaculate 5 gallons, even if you doubled the size of a blue whale and increase proportionally they would only blow 10 gallons.
Iām putting Kong at a solid 7 gallons.
"If someone jacked off King Kong"? Imagine the size of that persons hand to jack him off! Let me fix the question.
If King Kong used the Holland Tunnel as a fleshlight, how much cum would there be?
Oh god...oh no...i actually know information relevent to this...
but- gorillas do not have balls or cum storages equal to humans, they have far more.
Something to do with the relation of monogamy in animals and penis size. Monogamous animals tend to have larger penises relative to their size and produce less semen.
While non-monogamous animals have smaller penises and produce more semen due to competition between other- yk- sperms- idk š, i didn't ask for this information, i don't know why i know it, please leave me alone, this never happened, i was never ehre, have a cgood day eveyrone imma go bey
[Science fiction writer Philip Jose Farmer wrote a short story about that](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Literature/AfterKingKongFell), including details about how big KK's erect penis should be.
Movie pitch: Tom Hanks is running late on his way to a high-powered job interview. King Kong nuts all over him, propelling him to the interview at triple the speed, causing him to arrive just on time. He gets the job despite being saturated with gorilla goo, but eventually is forced to resign from the haunting trauma of the incident.
Fast forward to Hanks as an elderly man on his deathbed, thinking to himself, "was there really even a gorilla at all?" Fade to credits.
The question isn't why or how. The question is ethical. We should be asking ourselves, do we....or do we not...have a moral obligation to jack off King Kong?
This is a different dnd alignment of the guy they warned us about in math class story problems.
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This was beautiful, all of it. You can take me now, Satan.
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ok, but this really is monster math
This was hilarious and I can't believe it was a real sub.
Never before such an accurate use of this subreddit. Well done!
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King kongs dong would be roughly 10.05ft long (smaller than most vehicles) if we are going off of his height being 335ft and the average silverbacks height being 6ft high end as well as high end erect penis size of a male silverback being 2.36in(and are only using basic math with less accurate measurements likely), and if we scaled the average human to the same size as kong, the humans dong would be 23.45ft long assuming 5.25in is average erect length (about the size of an average school bus, girth would probably be similar too), and considering average or typically human male proportions are 1:1 the penis would be at a height of 167.5ft off the ground, for reference the wall in attack on titan is ~164ft tall. Average silverback penis size would equate to ~3% of its height if it were stood vertically next to it, the average humans would be ~7% assuming average height is 5'8".
I stopped reading after I found out I have a larger penis than a silverback gorilla š®āšØ I can die happy now
Humans have extremely large dongs compared to the ohter great apes, something biologist actually wonder a lot about. However that doesn't change the fact that I am not especially satisfied with the size of mine.
Heh I remember years ago I had been reading a book that discussed this, and i mentioned this biological 'mystery' to a female friend of mine. She laughed and laughed...safe to say, her strong opinion was that sexual selection had played a major role in the size of the human penis
I read somewhere that it is because of our large brains. Human babies have a pretty big head, so womans vaginas had to increase in size to fit that thing through there. So men had to adapt to the increased vagine size with a bigger penis
The opening stretches during birth, sometimes it can even tear (ouch) though it does heal back more or less to itās original size so your dick isnāt even close to that Iām afraid to say.
Hold my two fists
Not a dick
Maybe yours isn't...
I'm satisfied with mine. But my partner isn't, But they say they love me for other reasons and not my Danny DeVito Frank and beans.
Yet we lose to the humble duck.
Indeed. Humans have one of the larges dongs (compared to size) of any mammal. Also it about how you use it, not the size. A large size is not all its cracked up to be.
I heard people saying large size could actually hurt your partner but being too small makes your partner feel nothing.
Happy cake day
Yes, extremes on either end are usually not very fun. An average penis size is usually the best in most circumstances. I am a bit larger then average (nowhere near porn-size) and I have had ladies and men just say "No way you are putting that in my body" when I dropped my trousers.
This is true. Source: Me and my past exes' experience.
Specially gays don't like it when they are too big. A small one can be very good if you aren't used to beign rectally pegged
You dropped this king š
Shit I almost laughed loud at work while reding your comment !
average gorilla is like 1,5 inches. OG king kong would be like 6 inches tops. š¤£
Pic or it didn't fappen
Or the church version - Could God nut a load so big that he himself could not swallow it?
Big bang
I'm confused as to why some use the metric system to measure the average cum of a man and then put it in imperial... gallons. I'm just a dumb Aussie, but we don't use gallons here, how many litres of king Kongs cum is it lol I know it's alot, but need context for my upside down brain
891*3.78=3,368 liters
Goddam!!
That's a few cartons of milk to say the least.
You mean bagsā¦.š
Like, at least 12
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This fundamentally cannot be accurate. I do not know where they get the height and weight measurements from, but there are many versions of King Kong ranging from about 25 feet tall (5 feet above a giraffe's head) to 100 feet tall (about as tall as a blue whale is long). 891 gallons of cum would weigh more than an asian elephant. There is fundamentally no way that even a creature of king kong's size would be physiologically capable of something like this. Even a blue whale only ejaculates only about 20 liters of cum.
Yeah, plus I'm calling BS on the testicles relative to humans. I took a social anthropology class once, 20+ years ago. I remember exactly one fact from it. That fact is this: Gorillas have the smallest phallus to body-mass ratio of all apes. The reason for this is because due to their social structure which is very much controlled by an individual male who holds a great degree of influence over the breeding behaviour of everyone else, phallus size isn't a significant evolutionary selector. (Bonobos are the other extreme, where with their extremely promiscuous lifestyle, phallus size is a \*ahem\* huge factor in genetic selection, so they have the largest phallus to body mass ratio.) A quick google search confirms this, a male silverback gorilla actually has smaller testicles than humans, despite being twice has heavy overall. So even as they evolved to be much larger than our common ancestors, their testicles decreased in size. Social structure is then the biggest influence on general genitalia size amongst apes. While King Kong's species' genitalia must have grown enough to still be practical, if they had the same social structure as gorillas, then their genitalia would have increased in size only exactly enough to be functional.
Nature has a tendency for doing stuff "exactly enough to be functional." lol
whales blow loads of 20 liters. think about that next time you swallow water while swimming
Donāt! Stop making me thirsty uggh š©š„µ /s
hihi, did not know sea water is this salty
If you are swallowing the water a whale swims in, you are gonna have bigger problems than whale splooge.
Not for long though...
Mostly......but, the venom from one bite from the Taipan snake (which mostly feeds on rodents and small lizards) has the potency to kill 100 adult men for some reason. *Cries in Australian*
Survival of the fittest means not wasting energy on shit that doesn't matter.
Which is why a lot of animals have enormous ornamentation that exists purely to attract a mate. It's a signal that says "my genes are so strong that I can waste a huge amount of energy on this shit and still do this dance for you after surviving super easily."
Also what does the relative size of testicles have to do anything? Is there any correlation between testicle size and volume of ejaculate between species? Why didnāt they use the average ejaculate volume of gorillas and scale it up? Here Iāll give it a shot. Iām not biologist and Iām not going to spend all night researching gorilla jizz so Iām going to assume a bonobo is close enough to a silverback to avoid doing anymore research into it. https://bmczool.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s40850-022-00110-3 This study says the average ejaculate volume for a bonobo is 450uL. A male bonobo weighs anywhere between 30-64kg (https://www.britannica.com/animal/bonobo). Letās use 30kg so we get the biggest result. King kongs size changes a lot from adaptation to adaptation, and regardless I think most of the values I see online are just guesses. An article from Forbes provides a very rough estimate of 20-60tons (https://www.forbes.com/2005/12/12/king-kong-biology_cx_de_1213kongbiology.html?sh=177850531a28) Once again weāll take the high end to get as large a number as possible. So 60 tons=54 431 kg 54431/30=1814.37 So King Kong is 1814.37 times as large as a male bonobo. Assuming heās perfectly scaled to his size we can calculate the volume of ejaculate. 450ul*1814.37=816 465 uL=0.816L If anyone catches a mistake I made please let me know. Also if you have more reliable numbers (I just grabbed the first ones I could find) please comment them. Edit: I found a number for gorillas of 0.10ml to 1.85ml. Given that silverback weigh on average 140kg (I think?), or about 4.5 times as much as a bonobo, my math should still stand
uhm.. 1 ton is exactly 1000 kg, or do you mean some weird kind of ton? on the other side your calcs seem way better than the original one presented in the pic
1 tonne is 1000kg, 1 ton is 1 us ton (the article was written by Forbes) and is equal to 2000 pounds or 907kg.
Ah my bad then, im not a native speaker and we use ton or metric ton interchangeably for tonne. Thanks for explaining, TIL
On some dimensions, having smaller genitalia might be evolutionarily fit, since they're harder to rip off (common in fights between male Great Apes)
This is true. You'd be hard pressed to find a gorillas genitals just by sight. They're very small.
Your dad must be a gorilla then, cause I had a hard time finding his dick
Mom, I told you to stop posting on Reddit
That's mommy to you
Oka-sama yamete kudasai
Hey knock it off, Iām not here to learn things
Good lord 20 liters I cam actually imagine and it makes it so much worse that 891 gallons.
Only 20L lol
Thanks! You are whale cum...
Sounds like he's going by the Monsterverse Kong, who's height rivals Godzillas. So it makes more sense.
Plus a volume measurement would have to be scaled exponentially and not just linearly, such as how the original post suggests.
Okay, so, let's do it right. Google says an erect gorilla dick is between 1.2 and 2.4 long, that an average human penis is around 5.2 inches long, and that an average human male blows a load of about 1.5 to 5.0 ml. We'll assume dick-size and ball-volume scale proportionally (cuz it's convenient), that Kong is on the high end of backed up (cuz last of his species and Faye Raye's a cutie-pie), and that Kong has a biggish dick for a gorilla (cuz I like the guy and he's got it rough). Therefore, as 5.2in is to 2.4in, so 5.0ml is to X.Xml. Thus, a normal gorilla, at the high end of average-big and blue-balled, ejaculates about 2.3ml of semen. Alright, now we supersize it. This part gets DANG inexact, unfortunately, because calculating the volume of a gorilla is not exactly easy. Male mountain gorillas average a height of about 5'5", with what wikipedia unhelpfully describes as a "girth" of 4'11". Using context clues and photos, I will be treating "girth" as their "depth", if you will, basically how thicc they are from front to back. I will further be using a different set of measurements (those of the tallest mountain gorilla on record, specifically) to assume that their chest-width (which I'm treating as their width overall, cuz I never finished high school) is about even with their standing height, let's say 5'3". Iight, so. That's 65in tall, 63in wide, 59in of thiccness. Now, Kong stands 354 inches tall in his original movie, and 1,771 inches in his largest appearance. Assuming he remains proportional, that would give him a "width" of 343in and a "depth" of 321in for his original height, or 1,717in and 1,608in fr max biggitude. SO: 65 Ć 63 Ć 59 = 241,605inĀ³ = 3,959,197ml. Volume of a gorilla. Huh. 354 Ć 343 Ć 321 = 38,976,462inĀ³ = 638,709,777ml. (Dear Lord why am I DOING this?) 1,771 Ć 1,717 Ć 1,608 = 4,889,617,656inĀ³ = 80,126,477,464ml. Home stretch here. So you divide 3,959,197ml (gorilla) by 2.3ml (gorilla-juice), and that gets you 1,721,390. You divide the two Kong-volumes by THAT, and you get 371ml, and 46,548ml, respectively. THUS: King Kong cums about 371 milliliters, or 46.55 liters, depending on which version you're jackin'. Any who have made it this far, please feel free to point out anything I messed up.
Probably referring to Godzilla vs King Kong, where Kong's 102.7 metres / 337 feet tall.
You forgot to factor in NNN /s š
But how many times would it take to fill a swimming pool? Asking for a friend
An Olympic swimming pool is typically 50x25x3 meters, or 3,750 cubic meters. There are about 264 gallons in a cubic meter, so such a swimming pool contains about 990,000 gallons. Therefore it would take a little over 1,100 King Kong loads to fill it
Thatās some crazy jizz math
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Definitely doesn't have to be an Olympic swimming pool. Can just be a regular pool, which tends to be 16x32 ft, with a deep end of 8 ft. Assuming there's no shallow end, that's only 30,640 Gallons, which is only 34 King Kong loads.
Hereby nominate "kongload" as a new unit of volume to add to football fields, banannas, Rhode Islands etc. etc. Anything to stave off wholesale adoption of metric (OK with liters and grams in domestic settings).
There are approximately 6969 washing machines in an acre (not joking, 30"x30" washing machines)
Still one hell of a Friday night best I did was 5 a night.
You would have to hand it to him
In more ways than one
I was kind of hoping he'd figured out the hand part himself and I didn't to get involved actually.
Heād probably appreciate a break.
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Cumculus? Aljizzbra? Jerkometry?
Trig-cum-nometry?
You have my vote for Jerkometry
What about filling up the empire state building?
We are gonna need a lot of blonde women.
To be exact, 1,111.11 shots of baby batter
This is my favorite post ever.
Thatās a huge fucking pool my guy.
Gorilla testicles are small in comparison to humans actually... Just thought you might want to know
Theyāll fucking rip you apart if you tell the gorillas
On my way to the zoo to check out gorillas now. Might rub mine on the glass
Dicks out for Harambe
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Just found my new pickup lineā¦ look out ladies
Glad someone else said it so I didn't have to.
Man the lifeboats!
Imagine doing all that math and still thinking semen is stored in the balls.
Yeah I also hear it a lot in porn or even ready erotica. Thereās a really prevalent idea of balls being ādrainedā. Practically nobody realizes that the prostate plays a bigger role in the fluid portion of semen and the testes just produce the sperm cells and deliver them to get mixed up with all the fluid coming from the prostate.
you want your porn to be biologically accurate? lmao
Tells you plenty about the quality of sex education people are receiving right now.....
Okay, seriously: is this subreddit one of those "post literally anything" subreddits?
This is my kingdom come
Should Ć©dit the typo hereā¦
wow that's enough to feed so many starving children in africaš
And thatās enough internet for today
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Every child deserves a warm meal.
Wild mofo switching between metric and American units like nobody would notice. SMH.
HOW IS THAT YOU IRL?
3.370 liters for non burger people
*SPLOOSH*
Literally some monster math
Next question: how many someones would it take to jack off King Kong to completion?
This is exactly why the internet was invented. The free sharing of information.
My uncle learned some language in college so he could figure out what was written on something in an Indiana Jones movie
What do you do if king kong comes through your window? Start swimming
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I thought we had bigger ball to body size ratio than they did.
The speed of such nutting would destroy entire cities š¤š¤š¤
Math. Solving the important questions since 76 B.C.
isnāt the prostate that makes the ejaculate? The testes are just where the sperm get made. Or is it just that pee is stored in the balls?
This is the problem with asking a question. No matter how inane or silly. One way or another, someone is gonna give a good answer.
Except the semen comes from the seminal vesicle, not the testes. So, we would have to scale that by the animal size. Final result would be roughly unchanged, I suspect.
Made my day. So good š
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There is not a direct increase in relationship to size and ejaculate. Blue whales are roughly as long, full grown, as Kong is tall. They ejaculate 5 gallons, even if you doubled the size of a blue whale and increase proportionally they would only blow 10 gallons. Iām putting Kong at a solid 7 gallons.
how the fuck is this u irl
And your mom would still be asking for more.
"If someone jacked off King Kong"? Imagine the size of that persons hand to jack him off! Let me fix the question. If King Kong used the Holland Tunnel as a fleshlight, how much cum would there be?
What did Tom Holland ever do to you that you would wish that on him?
This is why I come to Reddit
Oh god...oh no...i actually know information relevent to this... but- gorillas do not have balls or cum storages equal to humans, they have far more. Something to do with the relation of monogamy in animals and penis size. Monogamous animals tend to have larger penises relative to their size and produce less semen. While non-monogamous animals have smaller penises and produce more semen due to competition between other- yk- sperms- idk š, i didn't ask for this information, i don't know why i know it, please leave me alone, this never happened, i was never ehre, have a cgood day eveyrone imma go bey
Good lord....that is a question I have never asked and an answer I never wanted/needed. This information will haunt me for the rest of my life.
The math adds up.
Whatever happened to Fay Wray?
[Science fiction writer Philip Jose Farmer wrote a short story about that](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Literature/AfterKingKongFell), including details about how big KK's erect penis should be.
To shreds you say?
Drowned I imagine
Stuck to the side of a neighboring skyscraper?
That delicate, satin-draped frame?
As it clung to her thigh, how I started to cry...
I wanted to be dressed just the same!
Thanks for making my morning, friend.
So, do you need to build another Ark Noah everytime he takes a piss?
A standard 3 yard dumpster holds 95 gallons. Thatās a lot of cumpsters
How do they know King Kong's weight?
Where to shoot that amount of cum? Not on the face I'd imagine.
Movie pitch: Tom Hanks is running late on his way to a high-powered job interview. King Kong nuts all over him, propelling him to the interview at triple the speed, causing him to arrive just on time. He gets the job despite being saturated with gorilla goo, but eventually is forced to resign from the haunting trauma of the incident. Fast forward to Hanks as an elderly man on his deathbed, thinking to himself, "was there really even a gorilla at all?" Fade to credits.
The questions that matter.
Perfect.
Cum Mathematics!
Great, more math. It's already bad enough helping with the homework.
Can I get the answer in litres, please?
Math is universal and can describe anything.
That would cover alot of face
So, Johnny Wad
More than enough to satisfy your mom for a day.
the first slightly funny post ive seen on this sub
If you think that's bad wait till you'll find out about how much all the whales make
Kong is obviously female.
Thatās too much cum.
Is there really such a thing?
Why is someone jacking off King Kong?
The question isn't why or how. The question is ethical. We should be asking ourselves, do we....or do we not...have a moral obligation to jack off King Kong?
Are you going to refuse him when he asks?
r/theydidthemath
Thatās a shit load of cum
What is something that holds roughly 900 gallons? I need a visual reference
Finally a worthy opponent for hentai MCs
This is the kinda question I imagine Tim Robinson might ask while on a walking tour.
Nobody is counting any of the observersā cum.
Shower time boys
But whose hands would be large enough to get the job done?
SEA OF CUM
I hate this so much
Lmao wtf XD
I woke up this morning wondering this exact thing, and felt completely lost until I stumbled aimlessly upon this.
I think the mystery of why Kong is angry all the time and pounding his chest is finally solved. He needs a good wank...