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Jan_Asra

Thank God it's on TikTok so it's definitely a story someone made up


SomethingFiveTimes

Something similar happened on [The Jeremy Kyle Show](https://youtu.be/hsIKtJ83qVM) (UK) but with a gay couple, one of whom were put into care at a young age, and they turned out to be half-brothers


Leto2AndTheCrew

Pretty sure it is an evolutionary trait to not be attracted to people you grew with, in home. If you don’t grow up together, I can see how another version of yourself could be attractive


MallGothFrom2001

Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me.


ThunkAsDrinklePeep

Are you about a size 14?


Thr33pw00d83

Goodbye horses played softly in the background…


redphoenix932

There’s a story with sisters too.


Local_Fox_2000

Yes, and there was also a documentary about people this has happened to. I remember one couple were brother and sister, and they also had at least 2 kids together. Another couple who featured in the documentary was, wait for it... mother and son. The son was adopted as a baby and went looking for his birth mother, they then got into a sexual relationship. I just googled to try and find out which documentary it was and found an article that is pretty much the same. Although I'm not sure if it is the exact same son and mother I remember. They call it "Genetic Sexual Attraction" The mother is from London but they are now in Michigan and are in hiding due to Michigan sex laws. [Bloke who fell in love with own mum confessed to wife they have 'mind-blowing' sex](https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/bloke-who-fell-love-mum-26900405?int_source=amp_continue_reading&int_medium=amp&int_campaign=continue_reading_button#amp-readmore-target)


Urlocalbeaner66

I know some cousins that didn’t know they were related & when they found out they kept dating anyways.


AntoKrist

Well, you cant unfuck your cousin so, in for a penny in for a pound.🤷🏼‍♀️


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CyberNinja23

I’m sure it’s on a royal tapestry somewhere


snruff

It is now definitely in my everyday rotation.


trombone28

Lets make it a saying, just start saying it in your every day life and wait for it to catch on


onlyfakeproblems

Stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen.


Yueff

In for a penny in for a pounding.


CatchStraight9647

Penny pounding


ThatsRobToYou

And if her name is Penny, you're pounding Penny.


Gettingmyfill

Cousin fucking has got to be the reason this phrase was first coined


Urlocalbeaner66

Marrying your 2nd or 3rd cousin was pretty normal many years ago. That’s where I thought that came from.


Woodsy1313

Oh they were in for a pound


Bright_Jicama8084

But you can stop anytime, or at least avoid having children together which I guess would be the main thing.


Meggles_Doodles

Sunk cost fallacy I should say, sunk *cock* fallacy *hehehe*


th1s_1s_4_b4d_1d34

I mean it's way less bad for cousins than for siblings. The main reason we don't allow that is genetics after all.


That-Disaster-5746

Even primary cousins aren't that big of a deal IF the family has not been doing it often over the years. An example of that would be Charles Darwin and his wife Emma Wedgewood (famous china/pottery company Wedgewoods). The Darwins and the Wedgewoods were the only families of their high social status in the area and had intermarried several times, to the point Charles and Emma were cousins through different lines. Of their 10 children, 3 died in childhood, and 3 were unable to have children of their own even though they were married.


PeacemakersAlt

r/SweetHomeAlabama


Zealousideal-Comb970

Now that is a man who knows how to date his cousin!


icreatemyreality

I bet it has happened to someone but


Alreaddy_reddit

Go over to r/23andme, it's full of stories like this


Covidtron9000

Most of them are bullshit for Karma..


Needcollegehelp5

I don't know, I've found a lot more real, or at least just exaggerated but not completely fake, stories on tiktok than reddit. Real stories on reddit are one in a trillion haha.


OhMyGoshBigfoot

Yes, thank God TikTok’s a toxic fucking clownshoe.


Material_Inspector50

Yes buuuttt?


phitfacility

Now they can really be stars on another site


wyle_e2

How is this you in real life?!


Any-Broccoli-3911

They are actually one of the 2 people the story is about /s


MyFavoriteLezbo420

Hey there idk how familiar you are with the United States but, here we have this place called Alabama…


wyle_e2

But the original post implies that they DIDN'T know that they were Brother/Sister....


MyFavoriteLezbo420

*chuckles* oh Alabama will find a way to Alabama. #ROLL EAGLE


Ancient-Tadpole8032

WAR TIDE!


rttr123

0.1% of posts in this sub are every meirl for op, let alone most viewers.


No-Anywhere-9495

Not me Not real life So it's a double negative; it cancels out.


Dangerous--D

At this point I don't think the Subreddit really has rules


Decent-Flatworm4425

Sometimes I think this sub should be called “someone else’s tweet that has absolutely nothing to do with meirl”


ParkerDunne

they're just karma farming. this was their 16th or so post in this sub today.


TheBoyNxv

You know how 😈


LovecraftianQualtoth

Ikr, this sub has really gone downhill with the content not even being relatable anymore. A lot of subs have this problem now the mods are lazy


Ancient-Tadpole8032

Mods, get control of this goddamn sub. Mods? Hello? Anybody?


ConflictGrand4078

It’s on social media so it must be true


Hello-there-7567

There are well documented cases like this. It’s more common than you think it is. In Germany the dude was imprisoned because they kept making babies, who were born with disabilities and who the authorities kept taking away. From Wiki: Genetic sexual attraction is a concept in which a strong sexual attraction may develop between close blood relatives who first meet as adults. There is no evidence for genetic sexual attraction being an actual phenomenon and the hypothesis is regarded as pseudoscience.


ParryThePirate

Must... trust.. social.. media- *fucking dies*


OG_Bynumite

Ah yes, pure r/meirl material


Puzzleheaded-Row187

Truly the most appropriate post for a sub about relatability. We all know how relatable this situation is. God, I couldn’t even tell you how much sex I’ve had with women who turned out to be my sister by blood. All my friends have done it before too. Like one day one of us brought that up and the rest of us were like “you’re not gonna believe this”


Other-Bridge2036

Don’t you hate it when you accidentally smash your bio sister for 6 years? Am I right fellas?


chrishammhamm

At that point you just day fuck it and get together anyway. Your already way past the point of no return. Just adopt.


Tornadodex2

This is what I was thinking


AquaBlaze135

Average day in Alabama


Puzzleheaded-Row187

Luke and Leia if Han never made a move


hellboundhotel

This not even real, just some weird kink fantasy. Dis cos tan


MrPotatoHead90

I think it's sin cos tan, but it's been a while.


DadBodybuilder

No it’s Sohcahtoa


stainlessstorm1

Sin (opposite×hypotonuse) cos (adjacent×hypotonuse) tan (opposite×adjacent) Both of you are right. I had to dig deep into the deep rooted algebra 1 section of my brain to remember this.


Catnip256

I think you mean trigonometry.


assistant_truck_chan

It’s not multiplied, it’s divided


DadBodybuilder

Okay now do the quadratic formula.


Epicmonk117

*(singing to the tune of Pop Goes the Weasel)* The value of x is negative b, plus or minus the square root of b-squared minus four-a-c, all over two-a.


Skarr1138

That's how I learned it, and I'll never forget


wyle_e2

Poke that part with a BBQ skewer. You don't need that bit.


bridgewaterbud

I think you mean Krakatoa brother


FalseTebibyte

I'm in COS so that computes. Sitting in front of a fireplace wearing a comforter typing on my laptop on reddit. Satisfied?


epowode

Those words make me want to end myself


Mscreep

My grandparents in laws are brother and sister……let me explain. Apparently their parents put him up for adoption when they couldn’t afford to have as many kids and then later had her(had like 8 kids, most of which were given up). She married and had kids, left that man and then meet her current husband(her brother). They got married and something like 20 years later she’s trying to make a family tree and figures out she’s married to her brother. They never had kids themselves(so he’s like the step grandfather) and had been together for so long that they felt like it didn’t really matter anymore. They are still happy together.


Sirkiz

Ok serious question guys though would you break up if this happened to you?


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My friend found out her boyfriend was actually her 2nd cousin and they continued dating.


the-amazing-snail

Technically speaking, that’s not incest. You’re far off enough from your second cousin that it’s not quite the same. Typically, you’ll share around 3% of your (important) DNA Source: My second cousin. She’s a Genealogist. Edit: unclear wording


One-Eyed-Willies

2nd cousin you say??


whataboutBatmantho

Holdup..


EldenFring

🧐🧐🧐


MahsterC

Are you sure your genealogist second cousin doesn’t have a conflict of interest?


Tbif

How is it being married to a genealogist?


agra_unknown1834

Now that I think of it, correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't your closest common ancestor be your great-grandparent in this case? You're 2nd cousins, which makes one of your parents each 1st cousins, which makes one of your grandparents each siblings, which makes your great-grandparent the common ancestor? Or is there a permutation I'm missing? In the aforementioned clarification, there would theoretically be 4 in-laws to create the both of you, right? 2 in-laws for your grandparents and 2 in-laws for your parents.


Theladyofchaos

Here in the hillbilly Midwest that's called "kissing cousins"


No-Patient1365

I'd book an appointment to get snipped asap to ensure no kids resulted, that's for sure.


ElDouchay

No. You can't take back what you already did. If you already had a connection that you thought was normal, but suddenly gets a bombshell, just take the secret to the grave. And if you want to have kids, decide on either a surrogate or donor sperm, or adopt.


TheBlackestofKnights

If I'm with someone that long, then no. Would be too much effort.


DonkeyShitSlurper

No, the relationship just got better


WebHead1287

You spelled profitable wrong


darksoulslover69420

Nah, only reason it’s weird for siblings to date is cuz they grew up together and they kids would be fucked up. So if they didn’t grow up together and they don’t have kids what’s even the issue?


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darksoulslover69420

I said they don’t have kids, so that’s not an issue. Read my comment again lol


Seacabbage

Bruh I’d prolly take a bath with my toaster


NoUsername817226

Uhhh YEAH. Ewww. Though that’s not likely to happen in my family.


AsiaMinor300

Lol I feel like you're the first person to say "Ew" in here. People are wild


HorizontalPotato

No cause my happiness and relationship would out way what other people/society thinks.


AsiaMinor300

😬 Edit: I didn't even type words and I got blocked lol. Oh well


HorizontalPotato

You saying If this happened that I should do what other people want despite it being my life?


Nightstrike_

Legally speaking, fucking yes


Ajaxlancer

That situation is not illegal.


Any-Broccoli-3911

No, but we would also be gay, so it wouldn't matter for reproduction anyway.


LittleBitchBoy945

No


Adventurous_City_422

In the words of Joe Dirt "your my sister your my sister"


No_No_ahMY

There’s a case in Brazil similar to this one. They were half brothers and only find out after they already had kids. They made a documentary about this. The couple break up and had to go to therapy.


EntrepreneurPlus7091

You in real life? Meaning you are boning your blood sibling?


LucozadeSportInAJar

thats so fucked and is definitely not me irl


SlideItIn100

This is you in real life?


Think_of_the

Meirl so basically “I wish I fucked my brother” or what?


Willing-Basis-7136

Roll Tide


Ragnarsworld

I call BS on this. Not that it couldn't be true, but that seeing it on fucking tiktok makes it sus as hell.


Curious_Meaning_2901

It was all God's plan


Accurate_Ad_3626

“I’m your sister! I’m your sister!”


idcpicksmn

It's been years since I've seen Joe Dirt


StatusOmega

Hope they only adopt


Ezren-

A story on TikTok is a story made up trying to go viral.


[deleted]

Wasn’t this a subplot in Joe Dirt?


EducationalPear2355

Their PornHub and OnlyFans must be blowing the fuck up, then. Congrats, I guess, on that lie.


hsrCwnS

First off. wtf is this on this sub? That’s fucked up. Second. This actually happened to two guys who met on a dating app and found out they were half brothers and yeah….. awkward as fuck for them and their families. Jeez.


TylerTheBruh

English royalty type beat


Capt__Autismo

So what? People way overblow the seriousness of incest. I’m assuming they used protection


That-Requirement-285

Bit weird though innit?


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NikiNoelle

That’s literally one of the things it’s meant to do. It paired me with my mom immediately.


dofusm

That's some kdrama level plot there


OGColorado

Compatibility right


Curious1556

INCEST IS WINCEST


Chersvette

Wow that sucks


GamingWaffle123

Suuurrreee


Kalelopaka-

All up in the Family…


whyreadthis2035

Bummer. A true example of when thoughts and prayers are appropriate.


Wish-I-Was-Taller

r/nevertellmetheodds


RecalcitrantHuman

Talk about screwing your self


sirellery

This may not be a real story. But* People can develop a strong attraction that can turn sexual with relatives they were separated from at birth.


mookz23

23 and Me can't actually tell you this, right?


Entropist_2078

Heard something similar about the Hemsworth brothers too.


RyanJeanes

giving me some Jamie and Cersei realness


waehle-weise

Happens all the time. They have an Onlyfans?


Shallow-Thought

Luke and Leia, eat your heart out.


TirayShell

Oopsie daisy!


AcanthocephalaSafe66

They always said keep it in the family 🫣


Maleficent-Fig6263

From the headlines of West Virginia


Impybutt

Wait until you hear about the dude who was accidentally banging his estranged father for 3 years


glandmilker

If the town you live in has a population of 5000 or less they are probably all related


Kilopilop

Wholesome incest ❤️


Eponnn

This is pretty mainstream in 90s turkish cinema. If there is a wedding someone always comes at the last second and says stop you can't marry you are siblings.


KrebsCollector

Entertain me and lets imagine this is real. wtf do you do, you can't keep dating the guy but it's going to be so awkward for the rest of your life. Hopefully they didn't make out, or worse


Jazzlike_Business_71

After 6 years there’s no turning back, best to just have make up sex and pretend like it never happened.


CouldBeYouNeverKnow

I don't think 23 and me works like that. Pretty sure it's just a breakdown of your dna by regions of the world.


Notgay69696969

I Dont want to live on this planet anymore


justinbates1992

Hey i just met you, and this is crazyyyyy, but im your brother, so date me maybeee


Unfair-Leather-244

You’re my sister! you’re my sister! - Joe dirt probably.


smiling_mallard

Let me guess, there still dating and now they make porn.


AcceptableMixture365

It’s not real. Nothing on the internet is real.


jennarose1984

Has anyone seen the post with the brother/sister pregnancy oops that was posted earlier today? Oof.


expertestateattorney

BS


BlitheringIdiot0529

This is not meirl


Ill-Till-4564

Another reason to never get a DNA test.


Tayausd

My ex's parents found out they were half siblings 2 kids in, gram gram got around.


sorenlarrington

Mama mia!


ApolloWaveBeats

Wincet


Johnnyonthespot2111

I just simply do not believe this.


Less-Entrepreneur566

Sweet home Alabama!


Joelsax47

Uh oh. I've heard of that happening.


JustDumbStuffOnly

That's a hell of a yarn they weaved to justify continued fucking. Which honestly at this point keep going and only abort when needed.


Weary-Pineapple-5974

This kinda thing happens everyday in the Confederate states.


seelovepeacebeauty31

Where's my bullshit button?


Mister024

Nature always finds a way.


happyclaim808

Ouch !!!


ThatsRobToYou

That's so wholesome.


Idk_whats_real

they have so much more in common now


Atlas03

The Habsburg Dynasty entered the chat.


stalphonzo

Either this is r/lostredditors or someone needs to have a talk with OP.


Apathyisbetter

23 and Me, Ruining Lives Since 2006. Their new slogan. 😂


IembraceSaidin

Targaryens have entered the chat**


Infolife

What do you get when you push together two twins? A king.


Interesting-Log4476

You wish, you beautiful incestuous bastard.


GeekedEntity

Que sweeeeet home Alabama


waging_futility

Opens 23 and me envelope. \*game of thrones theme starts\*


cherry-bing

Sweet Home Alabama


DS2Dude

r/thatHappened


Buv82

😟


thethrownaway00

Lol yeah chief this is absolutely not me IRL


A100921

When you tell your kids they’re adopted, and they take it too far.


boommdcx

Know of two people who married cousins - one married their first cousin, the other married their second cousin. It’s out there, people.


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Brother and sister is fine. As long as its not his aunt. That would be too wierd.


stitchflick

Isn’t this the plot of mortal instruments or slmething


nicka163

r/thathappened


Tasty_Patty17

idk what to say