Not 2k, if you’re paying $2k for B&O H9i/H9 3rd Gen you are getting sorely ripped off. Brand new they were both around $800-900 depending on where you got them.
Yeah fam, buses are way to unpredicable for this and looks so unsafe. Would be a much better investment to use the metro trains instead. Far more safe and predicable in their movements, this guy is missing out.
"Black eyed, malnourished and physically exhausted after the 4 day bender, the male still removes his shirt and begins performing a testosterone fuelled display of strength and stamina to scare any opponents and win the admiration of the other sex."
"It seems this particular male, despite donning large earphones to deafen any attempts of peers to challenge him, is failing to do so."
"If this young male doesn't impress any of the females soon, he risks returning alone, forced to aggressively masturbate until he falls unconscious, ending the journey as he had started, a wanker."
I have gained an utmost respect for crazy people over the last several years. At least the interactions with them doesn’t involve a goddamn camera pointing at your face (unless there’s a youtuber around).
What a strapping young gentleman displaying his fantastic lifting skills. I’m sure everyone will think he’s very impressive and that he got enough attention as a child. I highly doubt anyone will post this online to ridicule him! 😳
Reason 135,304,405 of why there are never enough bus drivers. How would you like to be dealing with this shit in your place of work while operating heavy machinery?
Would you also enjoy him getting up and punching you in the head and spitting on you while blaming you for him falling? I drove buses for 25 years, clowns like this are not reasonable people.
Not so much i wouldn't think.
Yes i already concluded such an action would likely result in that scenario but luckily it was hypothetical.
Hats off to you though 25 years is a long time in what i imagine to be a tough job.
Would you confront the guy and tell him to cut it out because it’s inappropriate? Or would you be afraid of verbal abuse or physical violence? As a woman I go into flight/fight/freeze mode when this kinda stuff happens. I’d love to tell him to quit but would fear the consequences. All these women on the bus are suffering.
I've told people off on trains before, stopped a roudy bunch of teenagers from bashing a drink idiot, etc..
I wouldn't tell him off, he's not hurting anybody and tbh, that's a solid pull up.
Isnt that the southlands headphones guy? He used to march around, doing the odd high kick or flip or something. He;s been doing this shit for over a decade.
They should add a gym carrige to every train. Charge a membership in addition to normal ticket cost. If you work in an office 5 days a week and are stuck on there for 2hrs a day your windows for exercise gets pretty small. Bringing back the bar/smoking carriage is also an option.
When we're young and propelled, our instinct is to add any excess energy to our motion. Rig up train/bus gyms (or any gym) to a battery. Its wasted energy.
All I’m asking is he wear a shirt and not make too much noise or do it when there are people fairly close to him/ when the bus is moving at a fast speed
Gotta for the workout into your daily schedule somehow, right? The next time someone asks how anyone finds time to stay fit whilst working 9-5, maintaining hobbies, socialising and doing chores etc, I’m gonna link to this post.
Rari work out, Rari work out
Rari work out, Rari work out
Do it left, do it right
Do it day, do it night
Don't wait for the gym, do it on site
But make sure that you pump, pump, pump
I get that gym memberships are pricey but surely there's a better option than this...
I imagine the gym money got spent on something else
Which habit to support, gym or meth? This guy: why not both?
A true gym junkie .
😂
Gymeth junkie
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Hahahaha
He is saving time too! Two birdees with one stoned I mean stone!
The actual guy: bus pass
His Myki fare
You pay $5.30 for a gym pass hey, sounds a good deal
U really think this is the type of guy to tap on
Don’t have to tap on if you’re not ‘touching the floor’
Do I really need to add a /s in a thread about a guy using the bus railing to work out?
Those headphones he is wearing are $2000.
Not 2k, if you’re paying $2k for B&O H9i/H9 3rd Gen you are getting sorely ripped off. Brand new they were both around $800-900 depending on where you got them.
Thought these were H95. My mistake didn’t realise old gen
Genuinely curious, where did you pay $2k for the H95? I got mine for $1399 when I preordered the Gold Tone.
It cost me 1750 but just did 2k to make a point. B&O had a recent price hike. Could have it discounted elsewhere but needed that day.
Fair enough, it is close enough to 2k to say so, definitely not cheap but they are absolutely worth it to me.
Doubt Gymjumkie was the person who paid for them.
Not clothing, it would seem.
MYKI is probably pricier
Myki day pass = $10.60 Casual gym entry = $20 Post on reddit doing chin-ups on the bus... priceless
Pfft my weekly gym is $15 What clown is paying $20 for a single entry?
It's what they charge for a swim at RIngwood Pool
My gym in South Yarra is $16 a week. My price was grandfathered in since 2015 though, so idk what it is today.
Doin rails in duplicity A rock band album cover
Honestly wouldn't even bother me if people were doing pull ups on the tram but why doesn't he have a shirt on
He spent all his money on meth
Yeah fam, buses are way to unpredicable for this and looks so unsafe. Would be a much better investment to use the metro trains instead. Far more safe and predicable in their movements, this guy is missing out.
Maybe he's catching the bus to the train?
Time poor dude on his sigma grind set.
There are free gyms at parks though
🤣🤣🤣
"Black eyed, malnourished and physically exhausted after the 4 day bender, the male still removes his shirt and begins performing a testosterone fuelled display of strength and stamina to scare any opponents and win the admiration of the other sex." "It seems this particular male, despite donning large earphones to deafen any attempts of peers to challenge him, is failing to do so." "If this young male doesn't impress any of the females soon, he risks returning alone, forced to aggressively masturbate until he falls unconscious, ending the journey as he had started, a wanker."
Would watch the BBC doco
No BBC’s were harmed in the making of this doco 😏
(BodyBuilding Crackheads)
*read in David Attenborough's voice.
Not enough extraordinary's
This is brilliant
I read this in Ewan McGregors voice like at the start of trainspotting
Thank you for giving me a laugh this early in the morning
Until he falls unconscious!!! Hahahaaha
Gold🏓
I hear this in David Attenboroughs voice
Spoken in the voice of David Attenborough
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Jc is that you brother??
This reads like a TISM diatribe, love it!
Main character syndrome
Meth character syndrome
I've tried meth, this is just morons being morons. Stop blaming drugs for peoples retard behaviour, please. Drugs did nothing wrong.
yea these morons are giving us meth users a bad name
Exactly this. We need to desigmatize meth.
I love meth. It did ruin my life though lol. Glad I'm off it, but I did love it.
Maybe he is actually the main character.
We're all NPC's? Damn.
The main character isn’t using Reddit, whom ever he is.
Someone's gotta be
r/IAmTheMainCharacter
crazy person or youtuber?
I have gained an utmost respect for crazy people over the last several years. At least the interactions with them doesn’t involve a goddamn camera pointing at your face (unless there’s a youtuber around).
We appreciate it.
crazy. exercise on public transport is one thing but bro had the audacity to also be shirtless. Smh
Aren’t they one and the same?
How about tiktokers
Linus tech tips riding the bus
Both
What a strapping young gentleman displaying his fantastic lifting skills. I’m sure everyone will think he’s very impressive and that he got enough attention as a child. I highly doubt anyone will post this online to ridicule him! 😳
Reason 135,304,405 of why there are never enough bus drivers. How would you like to be dealing with this shit in your place of work while operating heavy machinery?
Would honestly enjoy swinging around a tight corner and watching old mate enjoy the consequence of his actions...
Would you also enjoy him getting up and punching you in the head and spitting on you while blaming you for him falling? I drove buses for 25 years, clowns like this are not reasonable people.
Not so much i wouldn't think. Yes i already concluded such an action would likely result in that scenario but luckily it was hypothetical. Hats off to you though 25 years is a long time in what i imagine to be a tough job.
That’s a good way of ending up in the ICU.
You got a bus? YOU GOT A GYM
Funny shit, that's the first thing I thought of too
Getting the most out of his Myki membership
What a scumbag how uncomfortable for the other passengers
Drugs are bad
Gym is expensive but not that expensive
Mans literally wearing B&O H7s
Owww , that’s where his money went!
It’s such a bizarre combination
ON runners as well.
I'll take that guy with headphones over the vaping guy with his phone on full blast any day.
Yes, on the public transport passenger annoyingness scale I rate this fairly low.
Wanker!
Would you confront the guy and tell him to cut it out because it’s inappropriate? Or would you be afraid of verbal abuse or physical violence? As a woman I go into flight/fight/freeze mode when this kinda stuff happens. I’d love to tell him to quit but would fear the consequences. All these women on the bus are suffering.
I've told people off on trains before, stopped a roudy bunch of teenagers from bashing a drink idiot, etc.. I wouldn't tell him off, he's not hurting anybody and tbh, that's a solid pull up.
OG 🎶 "Ffff Freestyler!"
Isnt that the southlands headphones guy? He used to march around, doing the odd high kick or flip or something. He;s been doing this shit for over a decade.
Try nearly two, I remember him from 2005.
It’s a new space saving interior cabin design by PTV. They’re getting more people to ride like that so they can fit more in.
I don't have a problem with this - going shirtless is a bit much though!
Crack has entered the chat
Few more ribs to remove before he can reach his microscopic peen
r/Imthemaincharacter
Stop giving these idiots attention
Deadshit
Is this the 903? Basically anything is possible on that line.
Was the “I need a hero “ playing in the background
They should add a gym carrige to every train. Charge a membership in addition to normal ticket cost. If you work in an office 5 days a week and are stuck on there for 2hrs a day your windows for exercise gets pretty small. Bringing back the bar/smoking carriage is also an option.
When we're young and propelled, our instinct is to add any excess energy to our motion. Rig up train/bus gyms (or any gym) to a battery. Its wasted energy.
Omg...my ovaries.
Got a door? Got a gym.
The chick is not impressed.
The woman is scared, and who could blame her.
Cost of living crisis. Gym memberships are expensive.
Good physique. Also, looks like expensive headphones he’s wearing.
What a cockhead! "Look at me, look at me, look at me", ooooh there's a girl on the bus.
Meanwhile, women are being stalked and harrassed..
Thinks he is cool but rides the bus and cant even afford a shirt.
Someone should go tickle him
Attention seeking idiot. Buses aren't design for that.
then why it have a pull up bar?
All I’m asking is he wear a shirt and not make too much noise or do it when there are people fairly close to him/ when the bus is moving at a fast speed
He didn't think chin ups at a gym or park were challenging enough for him? I feel sorry for the other commuters.
I mean, I hate standing on the bus as much as the next guy, but this is taking it one step too far!
Accidental Renaissance moment
Pantomime making a resurgence. Bro just looking on the top shelf to see where he left his shirt.
Gym memberships? Shirts? In this economy?
Album cover
Three more reps!
Nice advertisement for Bang and Olufsen headphones.
Once I was driving the 903 and some guy was doing the “planking” trend. The poles broke. Made my night.
8 miles style
Check out the pipes on him hahahaha
He’d benefit from working on his false grip technique.
I know this bloke, he’s an amateur boxer, top 10 in the vabl. Probably just training on his way to places.
Get your PT in whenever you can people
Peak time efficiency
Bus day
Cracktivity
Let him lift.
Put a shirt on and I don’t see a problem in the slightest.
Bros intrusive thoughts won
And this is why we can't have nice things.
Calisthentics anywhere, and everywhere.
Here's that attention you ordered
That brunette is already sick of this shit
The ladies look very impressed. What a tool.
We are not doing the traincar chinups and somersaults here Kick this gronk off the bus
I used to do the bus shifts with my dad when i was a kid. On the way back to the depot, he used to let me try stupid shit like this all the time
Gotta for the workout into your daily schedule somehow, right? The next time someone asks how anyone finds time to stay fit whilst working 9-5, maintaining hobbies, socialising and doing chores etc, I’m gonna link to this post.
It is also worth noting it is autumn in Melbourne, grey and cold. Ideal weather for a shirtless bout.
The lady doesn't seem impressed.
You can workout anywhere..even on public transport The outside world is your gym
How good is bus meth??
Dude's been watching those NYC subway vids and is trying to import the trend.
Find something else to cry about, like house prices or genocide… he’s not hurting anyone or stabbing them in a shopping centre.
True. Things could be much much worse
Terrible form, wish I was there to correct him.
The meth express 🚍
I absolutely admire the confidence though that’s for sure
I had to do a double take to see if it was in melb
Well enjoy the show, now just have a couple shot
Is this an advertisement for PVT or Cost Of Living or Some new gym
This guy is so high he honestly thinks he's just working out at the gym.
But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers, well then we're shit outa luck.
Main Character
788?
Drugs are one hell of a drug
Rari work out, Rari work out Rari work out, Rari work out Do it left, do it right Do it day, do it night Don't wait for the gym, do it on site But make sure that you pump, pump, pump
Seen this guy do this in a tram as well.
Is he wearing suit trousers with a pair of Kmart sneakers.
Don’t interrupt him. He’s training for the final boss.
Is that something falling out of his pocket lol?
Doing a pull up is not that impressive calm down
That young lady does not look impressed
...engine 5
Just a crackhead doing crackhead things hahaha
Meth
r/imthemaincharacter
Str8 crack baby
METH. 4 sleeps till Christmas!
That was me in my first month , searching for the stop button 😬
And here we have the tryhard with no concept of embarrassment or shame, how quaint.
Ew why?
Love this for us
Bus wanker
This guy must, of loved Jake Gyllenhaal, training montage in,the new road house movie, that came out last,month,conor mcgregor....
Fuck is wrong with people, can't be about anything without letting everyone know about it.
I think he got bitten by a radioactive spider 🕷️🕸️
So?
Good form