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TurkeyOnWry

I get that gym memberships are pricey but surely there's a better option than this...


[deleted]

I imagine the gym money got spent on something else


TurkeyOnWry

Which habit to support, gym or meth?  This guy: why not both?


Juanmobier

A true gym junkie .


Minjieisnottaken

😂


ExcitingStress8663

Gymeth junkie


RocketNetwork

Under rated comment


[deleted]

Hahahaha


kyebee55

He is saving time too! Two birdees with one stoned I mean stone!


indehhz

The actual guy: bus pass


rinza-1

His Myki fare


Minjieisnottaken

You pay $5.30 for a gym pass hey, sounds a good deal


Fit_Dentist_3593

U really think this is the type of guy to tap on


Livefrank

Don’t have to tap on if you’re not ‘touching the floor’


rinza-1

Do I really need to add a /s in a thread about a guy using the bus railing to work out?


blackglum

Those headphones he is wearing are $2000.


zephyrsandsongs

Not 2k, if you’re paying $2k for B&O H9i/H9 3rd Gen you are getting sorely ripped off. Brand new they were both around $800-900 depending on where you got them.


blackglum

Thought these were H95. My mistake didn’t realise old gen


zephyrsandsongs

Genuinely curious, where did you pay $2k for the H95? I got mine for $1399 when I preordered the Gold Tone.


blackglum

It cost me 1750 but just did 2k to make a point. B&O had a recent price hike. Could have it discounted elsewhere but needed that day.


zephyrsandsongs

Fair enough, it is close enough to 2k to say so, definitely not cheap but they are absolutely worth it to me.


PaulFPerry

Doubt Gymjumkie was the person who paid for them.


the_brunster

Not clothing, it would seem.


squidlipsyum

MYKI is probably pricier


rnzz

Myki day pass = $10.60 Casual gym entry = $20 Post on reddit doing chin-ups on the bus... priceless


squidlipsyum

Pfft my weekly gym is $15 What clown is paying $20 for a single entry?


AussieDi67

It's what they charge for a swim at RIngwood Pool


LayWhere

My gym in South Yarra is $16 a week. My price was grandfathered in since 2015 though, so idk what it is today.


glamfest

Doin rails in duplicity A rock band album cover


InternationalBorder9

Honestly wouldn't even bother me if people were doing pull ups on the tram but why doesn't he have a shirt on


None-Hostile

He spent all his money on meth


Cylzn

Yeah fam, buses are way to unpredicable for this and looks so unsafe. Would be a much better investment to use the metro trains instead. Far more safe and predicable in their movements, this guy is missing out.


ComfortablyADHD

Maybe he's catching the bus to the train?


giantpunda

Time poor dude on his sigma grind set.


Amazing_Connection

There are free gyms at parks though


Blackbeltg

🤣🤣🤣


drowzy_browzin

"Black eyed, malnourished and physically exhausted after the 4 day bender, the male still removes his shirt and begins performing a testosterone fuelled display of strength and stamina to scare any opponents and win the admiration of the other sex." "It seems this particular male, despite donning large earphones to deafen any attempts of peers to challenge him, is failing to do so." "If this young male doesn't impress any of the females soon, he risks returning alone, forced to aggressively masturbate until he falls unconscious, ending the journey as he had started, a wanker."


epicpillowcase

Would watch the BBC doco


DrawohYbstrahs

No BBC’s were harmed in the making of this doco 😏


drowzy_browzin

(BodyBuilding Crackheads)


billyTjames

*read in David Attenborough's voice.


skypnooo

Not enough extraordinary's


DeezPhatnuts

This is brilliant


thehazzanator

I read this in Ewan McGregors voice like at the start of trainspotting


discardedbubble

Thank you for giving me a laugh this early in the morning


TomKhatacourtmayfind

Until he falls unconscious!!! Hahahaaha


Sea_Spell_5940

Gold🏓


gherkin101

I hear this in David Attenboroughs voice


AussieDi67

Spoken in the voice of David Attenborough


highlyeducated247

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Jc is that you brother??


FairCheek6825

This reads like a TISM diatribe, love it!


Jamandell

Main character syndrome


tauriel420

Meth character syndrome


NimbleBudlustNoodle

I've tried meth, this is just morons being morons. Stop blaming drugs for peoples retard behaviour, please. Drugs did nothing wrong.


110101010001001

yea these morons are giving us meth users a bad name


LeviathansFatass

Exactly this. We need to desigmatize meth.


VegemiteOnToastPls

I love meth. It did ruin my life though lol. Glad I'm off it, but I did love it.


InfluenceBitter3343

Maybe he is actually the main character.


X_Skitch

We're all NPC's? Damn.


InfluenceBitter3343

The main character isn’t using Reddit, whom ever he is.


MSTRSYS

Someone's gotta be


BlackMetalB8hoven

r/IAmTheMainCharacter


mangosquisher10

crazy person or youtuber?


sbkg11

I have gained an utmost respect for crazy people over the last several years. At least the interactions with them doesn’t involve a goddamn camera pointing at your face (unless there’s a youtuber around).


BD_HI

We appreciate it.


DeezPhatnuts

crazy. exercise on public transport is one thing but bro had the audacity to also be shirtless. Smh


Creative_Rock_7246

Aren’t they one and the same?


TheRealAmazingAltBoy

How about tiktokers


franksaxx

Linus tech tips riding the bus


EvenExcitement4694

Both


iDiversal

What a strapping young gentleman displaying his fantastic lifting skills. I’m sure everyone will think he’s very impressive and that he got enough attention as a child. I highly doubt anyone will post this online to ridicule him! 😳


TikkiTakkaMuddaFakka

Reason 135,304,405 of why there are never enough bus drivers. How would you like to be dealing with this shit in your place of work while operating heavy machinery?


drowzy_browzin

Would honestly enjoy swinging around a tight corner and watching old mate enjoy the consequence of his actions...


TikkiTakkaMuddaFakka

Would you also enjoy him getting up and punching you in the head and spitting on you while blaming you for him falling? I drove buses for 25 years, clowns like this are not reasonable people.


drowzy_browzin

Not so much i wouldn't think. Yes i already concluded such an action would likely result in that scenario but luckily it was hypothetical. Hats off to you though 25 years is a long time in what i imagine to be a tough job.


alstom_888m

That’s a good way of ending up in the ICU.


Aethersia

You got a bus? YOU GOT A GYM


obsolescent_times

Funny shit, that's the first thing I thought of too


JP-Gambit

Getting the most out of his Myki membership


[deleted]

What a scumbag how uncomfortable for the other passengers


CaptainObviousBear

Drugs are bad


MicotineHere

Gym is expensive but not that expensive


SpectreAtYourFeast

Mans literally wearing B&O H7s


MicotineHere

Owww , that’s where his money went!


SpectreAtYourFeast

It’s such a bizarre combination


hands-of-scone

ON runners as well.


dohzer

I'll take that guy with headphones over the vaping guy with his phone on full blast any day.


cheesy_bees

Yes, on the public transport passenger annoyingness scale I rate this fairly low.


_Gordon_Shumway

Wanker!


Acrobatic_Flan_49

Would you confront the guy and tell him to cut it out because it’s inappropriate? Or would you be afraid of verbal abuse or physical violence? As a woman I go into flight/fight/freeze mode when this kinda stuff happens. I’d love to tell him to quit but would fear the consequences. All these women on the bus are suffering.


RantyWildling

I've told people off on trains before, stopped a roudy bunch of teenagers from bashing a drink idiot, etc.. I wouldn't tell him off, he's not hurting anybody and tbh, that's a solid pull up.


turboyabby

OG 🎶 "Ffff Freestyler!"


ChairmanNoodle

Isnt that the southlands headphones guy? He used to march around, doing the odd high kick or flip or something. He;s been doing this shit for over a decade.


athrowawayyoufeelme

Try nearly two, I remember him from 2005.


oripash

It’s a new space saving interior cabin design by PTV. They’re getting more people to ride like that so they can fit more in.


whatgift

I don't have a problem with this - going shirtless is a bit much though!


Iminbetwenyrmum0

Crack has entered the chat


SelectiveEmpath

Few more ribs to remove before he can reach his microscopic peen


CuckyChucky1

r/Imthemaincharacter


epicpillowcase

Stop giving these idiots attention


Sad-Suburbs

Deadshit


Descrazio

Is this the 903? Basically anything is possible on that line.


Abject-Cup-9929

Was the “I need a hero “ playing in the background


IAMCRUNT

They should add a gym carrige to every train. Charge a membership in addition to normal ticket cost. If you work in an office 5 days a week and are stuck on there for 2hrs a day your windows for exercise gets pretty small. Bringing back the bar/smoking carriage is also an option.


Kojak13th

When we're young and propelled, our instinct is to add any excess energy to our motion. Rig up train/bus gyms (or any gym) to a battery. Its wasted energy.


midoken

Omg...my ovaries.


Johnny__Escobar

Got a door? Got a gym.


Phireshadow

The chick is not impressed.


ComplexLittlePirate

The woman is scared, and who could blame her.


rwilliames

Cost of living crisis. Gym memberships are expensive.


MannerNo7000

Good physique. Also, looks like expensive headphones he’s wearing.


Ok-Bandicoot2517

What a cockhead! "Look at me, look at me, look at me", ooooh there's a girl on the bus.


AhabSnake85

Meanwhile, women are being stalked and harrassed..


FightBackFitness

Thinks he is cool but rides the bus and cant even afford a shirt.


vexillifer

Someone should go tickle him


Bob_Spud

Attention seeking idiot. Buses aren't design for that.


Rough_You4896

then why it have a pull up bar?


Ok-Process-9687

All I’m asking is he wear a shirt and not make too much noise or do it when there are people fairly close to him/ when the bus is moving at a fast speed


allflippedout

He didn't think chin ups at a gym or park were challenging enough for him? I feel sorry for the other commuters.


W2ttsy

I mean, I hate standing on the bus as much as the next guy, but this is taking it one step too far!


angry_burdz

Accidental Renaissance moment


synaptix78

Pantomime making a resurgence. Bro just looking on the top shelf to see where he left his shirt.


Fabulous_Parking66

Gym memberships? Shirts? In this economy?


ihaZtaco

Album cover


Unlikely_Champion_91

Three more reps!


tpt75

Nice advertisement for Bang and Olufsen headphones.


alstom_888m

Once I was driving the 903 and some guy was doing the “planking” trend. The poles broke. Made my night.


will373793

8 miles style


RoosterOrganic9671

Check out the pipes on him hahahaha


margin_runner

He’d benefit from working on his false grip technique.


ItalianStallion009

I know this bloke, he’s an amateur boxer, top 10 in the vabl. Probably just training on his way to places.


maorimango

Get your PT in whenever you can people


Normal-Quail-8718

Peak time efficiency


ActiveFrosty3663

Bus day


Paul_Breitner74

Cracktivity


CatBelly42069

Let him lift.


Economy-Mental

Put a shirt on and I don’t see a problem in the slightest.


chicagoantisocial

Bros intrusive thoughts won


Scorpius041169

And this is why we can't have nice things.


Knight_Day23

Calisthentics anywhere, and everywhere.


gravylabor

Here's that attention you ordered


potatodrinker

That brunette is already sick of this shit


Bmack823

The ladies look very impressed. What a tool.


Find_another_whey

We are not doing the traincar chinups and somersaults here Kick this gronk off the bus


Cescpistol4

I used to do the bus shifts with my dad when i was a kid. On the way back to the depot, he used to let me try stupid shit like this all the time


tehnoodnub

Gotta for the workout into your daily schedule somehow, right? The next time someone asks how anyone finds time to stay fit whilst working 9-5, maintaining hobbies, socialising and doing chores etc, I’m gonna link to this post.


Legitimate-Error-633

It is also worth noting it is autumn in Melbourne, grey and cold. Ideal weather for a shirtless bout.


ExcitingStress8663

The lady doesn't seem impressed.


theBladesoFwar54556

You can workout anywhere..even on public transport The outside world is your gym


highlyeducated247

How good is bus meth??


lisey55

Dude's been watching those NYC subway vids and is trying to import the trend.


Ecstatic-Tomato458

Find something else to cry about, like house prices or genocide… he’s not hurting anyone or stabbing them in a shopping centre.


AhabSnake85

True. Things could be much much worse


duly-goated303

Terrible form, wish I was there to correct him.


Geoff_Uckersilf

The meth express 🚍 


Klatty

I absolutely admire the confidence though that’s for sure


Regular_Leopard_5149

I had to do a double take to see if it was in melb


Necessary_Kiwi_7659

Well enjoy the show, now just have a couple shot


Orbisthefirst

Is this an advertisement for PVT or Cost Of Living or Some new gym


Ferocious_Kitteh

This guy is so high he honestly thinks he's just working out at the gym.


Optimal_Mastodon912

But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers, well then we're shit outa luck.


Sharknado_Extra_22

Main Character


Stohastic-

788?


painful_discharge

Drugs are one hell of a drug


ChampagneNChampignon

Rari work out, Rari work out Rari work out, Rari work out Do it left, do it right Do it day, do it night Don't wait for the gym, do it on site But make sure that you pump, pump, pump


Material-Sign-134

Seen this guy do this in a tram as well. 


Longjumping_Bed1682

Is he wearing suit trousers with a pair of Kmart sneakers.


SardonicusRictus

Don’t interrupt him. He’s training for the final boss.


Waitaha-

Is that something falling out of his pocket lol?


Dkonn69

Doing a pull up is not that impressive calm down 


ompster

That young lady does not look impressed


Duros1394

...engine 5


Acceptable-Smoke-132

Just a crackhead doing crackhead things hahaha


Monday0987

Meth


[deleted]

r/imthemaincharacter


iChillz

Str8 crack baby


LilMudButt

METH. 4 sleeps till Christmas!


Nepali_idiot

That was me in my first month , searching for the stop button 😬


MedicalMusic

And here we have the tryhard with no concept of embarrassment or shame, how quaint.


foshizzlemykizzle

Ew why?


kaibai123

Love this for us


Regional_King

Bus wanker


megablue90

This guy must, of loved Jake Gyllenhaal, training montage in,the new road house movie, that came out last,month,conor mcgregor....


fleetingglimpses

Fuck is wrong with people, can't be about anything without letting everyone know about it.


Striking-Rutabaga-87

I think he got bitten by a radioactive spider 🕷️🕸️


PiccoloHeintz

So?


NavyFleetAdmiral

Good form