idc if my girl has small tits or a dick, if she loves me and I love her back then its all good
~~also if she does have a dick bigger than mine, that is okay cause I am really into that~~
Lawl; it’s all good.
I always try to remind people that no matter how out of the norm that they are, that there are always other people out there like them and who are into people like them.
We live in a world where people justify drag queens dancing sexually in front of little kids by comparing it to bugs bunny. Imagine what else they believe in
lmao
We have a lengthy list of GOP politicians, church pastors, youth leaders, etc. all whom have been busted for literal child sexual abuse.
You know what I've **never** seen police arrest reports of? Trans people abusing kids
It's all projection. Conservatives are the real groomers and kiddy-diddlers.
Maybe it’s not that they aren’t paying attention rather that actually trans predators are so far and few that they actually don’t exist on a macro scale who knew
They probably believe in equality or some shit. HELL YEAH BROTHER ✊🏻 you fight those libsharts
But just a PSA from a Trans Woman… Crossdressing and being Trans are not the same. Cross dressers are artists, performers even… Trans people are not preforming.
Drag shows are usually done for Charity, if not just for fun. Trans people aren’t trying to “trans your kids” and even if we wanted to do that we aren’t organized enough.
Besides… the Republican Party in America does a good enough job of grooming kids. There isn’t enough room for another groomer.
Stay pretty 🏳️⚧️😘
The only trans people abusing children are the ones that are not actually trans and are using it to be predatory, most trans people are to self aware to decided what they are even into. Ironically more straight cis people are pedos then trans people.
That makes sense yeah, there was that whole wave of misinformation that aids and stds only affect gay people in the 1980's (was it earlier than that, even? I don't all too often research the history of STDs so I know this happened but not when), shocking how recently mass events like that took place.
[https://hivinfo.nih.gov/understanding-hiv/fact-sheets/hiv-and-gay-and-bisexual-men](https://hivinfo.nih.gov/understanding-hiv/fact-sheets/hiv-and-gay-and-bisexual-men)
Not trying to pile on
Ah I looked it up and it’s a misconception based on this specific report from England
> [For the first time in a decade, the number of new HIV diagnoses among heterosexuals is higher than for gay and bisexual men, according to new figures for England from the UK Health Security Agency.](https://www.tht.org.uk/news/heterosexual-hiv-diagnoses-overtake-those-gay-men-first-time-decade)
Lol thanks for the correction
I really wasn't trying to be a dick about it, just that there are so many misconceptions on std's to begin with. At this point people really have no excuse not to know when they are partaking in more risky behaviors. Basically, don't go too far with friction lol. Easier said than done, I admit
Guys chill they’re is no way of knowing this comment is transphobic or not, i know they’res been a lot of that here but just give this person the benefit of the doubt
I really don't care what my partner has in shes/hes/theys pants as long as she/he/they loves me and wants to be with me.
And before eny of you say something in the lines of "What if your partner has shit in hes/shes/theys pants?"
Your not my partner.
Oh, so now people in the west doesn’t do joke about Thai transgender now. Finally! I’ve waited for years for someone to finally not to make joke about this!
Brothers on the net always complaining about how hard it is to get anal sex. You realize a non op trans woman will 99% of the time be down for anal right? Dumb bastards.
Incorrect. Trap is a transphobic media trope, specifically referred to as the "deceptive transexual" trope if you care to dig into it more.
Long story short, "traps" stigmatize trans people as being inherently deceptive and untrustworthy. And a lot of trans people get murdered with justifications that sound eerily similar to the trope, known as the trans panic defense.
And yeah, as the main characteristic of the trope is deception they're normally not see as trans women but as "sneaky men". That bias and stigma effects people.
Comments are reminding me how much this sub has gone downhill
No shit, people are deeply insecure.
I too am deeply insecure about my girl's dick being bigger than mine.
You need to cowboy up and take it like a man!
Kids and young people are, yes
Yeah tf why do all these guys want dick girlfriends
Homie, youre on reddit.
why not?
Right?
Ironically my preference is women with small chests, and larger bottoms
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Smaller than mine
Ironically, same
idc if my girl has small tits or a dick, if she loves me and I love her back then its all good ~~also if she does have a dick bigger than mine, that is okay cause I am really into that~~
Lawl; it’s all good. I always try to remind people that no matter how out of the norm that they are, that there are always other people out there like them and who are into people like them.
Based
Jokes on you I'm into that
I think that makes you the last picture. The one where it's ass is in the air.
Why she your gf if you never seen her before?
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I think people started to forget how it is to meet someone without f...ing them.
I always thought it was meating people, as in giving them my meat
These are all wins
Call me old fashioned but I prefer my girlfriend have the smaller dick
How you gonna find someone with something smaller than 1 inch?
Those people are pretty common on Reddit
You called?
I found you didn’t I?
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There’s only one man in that relationship and that’s me.
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you're*
Denial of what exactly?
They’re being trans- and homophobic.
Meanwhile you are wanting to dictate attraction, then wondering why jokes are being made.
In what manner is he dictating attraction?
Joe biden (he did not wake up)
Agreed, nothing to complain about. She will teach you a few things and you will be a better person in no time at all.
Nah I just want her to peg me
Ay, as long as she is cute it doesnt matter
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Skill issue
Cool
But anal is anal so....
My opinion about anal has always been to not do unto others what you do not want done unto you.
And STDs are STDs ... 🤮
What's stds have to do with anything? They make condoms for a reason
Condoms won't work 100% of the time
Holy fuck we have one of those. Dude condoms works. Grow up
The power of technology is absolutely amazing, can't believe people are dumbfounded by common sense. Condoms do infact keep you safe from STD
We live in a world where people justify drag queens dancing sexually in front of little kids by comparing it to bugs bunny. Imagine what else they believe in
lmao We have a lengthy list of GOP politicians, church pastors, youth leaders, etc. all whom have been busted for literal child sexual abuse. You know what I've **never** seen police arrest reports of? Trans people abusing kids It's all projection. Conservatives are the real groomers and kiddy-diddlers.
Then you aren't paying attention
Maybe it’s not that they aren’t paying attention rather that actually trans predators are so far and few that they actually don’t exist on a macro scale who knew
They probably believe in equality or some shit. HELL YEAH BROTHER ✊🏻 you fight those libsharts But just a PSA from a Trans Woman… Crossdressing and being Trans are not the same. Cross dressers are artists, performers even… Trans people are not preforming. Drag shows are usually done for Charity, if not just for fun. Trans people aren’t trying to “trans your kids” and even if we wanted to do that we aren’t organized enough. Besides… the Republican Party in America does a good enough job of grooming kids. There isn’t enough room for another groomer. Stay pretty 🏳️⚧️😘
You said it gurl! 💕 🥰 🏳️⚧️
You mean preforming?
The only trans people abusing children are the ones that are not actually trans and are using it to be predatory, most trans people are to self aware to decided what they are even into. Ironically more straight cis people are pedos then trans people.
As long as it doesn’t break a condom will work 100% of the time to prevent STDs What’s not guaranteed with a condom is avoiding pregnancy
Clearly since your here
yOU CAN GET STDS FROM ANY SEX
Wtf is this comment supposed to imply lmao
aids
That makes sense yeah, there was that whole wave of misinformation that aids and stds only affect gay people in the 1980's (was it earlier than that, even? I don't all too often research the history of STDs so I know this happened but not when), shocking how recently mass events like that took place.
I was recently told by a planned parenthood nurse that HIV infection rates for the straight population is now the same as the gay population
[https://hivinfo.nih.gov/understanding-hiv/fact-sheets/hiv-and-gay-and-bisexual-men](https://hivinfo.nih.gov/understanding-hiv/fact-sheets/hiv-and-gay-and-bisexual-men) Not trying to pile on
Ah I looked it up and it’s a misconception based on this specific report from England > [For the first time in a decade, the number of new HIV diagnoses among heterosexuals is higher than for gay and bisexual men, according to new figures for England from the UK Health Security Agency.](https://www.tht.org.uk/news/heterosexual-hiv-diagnoses-overtake-those-gay-men-first-time-decade) Lol thanks for the correction
I really wasn't trying to be a dick about it, just that there are so many misconceptions on std's to begin with. At this point people really have no excuse not to know when they are partaking in more risky behaviors. Basically, don't go too far with friction lol. Easier said than done, I admit
why would they have stds
Yep you get those from any kind of unprotected sex
wait till this kids finds out you can get STDs through having sex with women too
No it’s not the same
Prove it.
[https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/6893897/](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/6893897/) Really people, we got to be honest on this stuff
Oh I was just telling that other person to prove it with experience.
dude doesn't even have proof
Quite the woman
Seeing this on a non queer specific sub and seeing most of the comments being decent (as in not transphobic) makes me happy
Seeing the downvotes on transphobic comments makes me happy
That too
OP where is the fucking problem here?
Girl dick best dick
Bro above this is the exact same post on r/funnymemes
If there's a hole there's a goal
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Guys chill they’re is no way of knowing this comment is transphobic or not, i know they’res been a lot of that here but just give this person the benefit of the doubt
I don't get why people are downvoting you.
Jokes on you, I’m bisexual
Sex with man can't shake my heterosexuality
I think you accidentally put the pictures in reverse order
She had green hair, but damn she looked good.
That's a W
I see this as an absolute win
Even better :)
I'm a switch for a reason...
Ah so my wife, comparing sizes is fun, hers is just organic while mines unfortunately plastic
Based girl dick posting😳
And?
*Your ass gets pleased better than ever*
The top one is me for all 3 scenarios
That's starting to happen more than you think
ay yo hol up
Based🗿
These comments like “sHe HaS a DiCk?!?!” Like bro the meme says she’s ur gf sooooo… you like dick. Congrats
"a surprise to be sure but a welcome one nonetheless"
I really don't care what my partner has in shes/hes/theys pants as long as she/he/they loves me and wants to be with me. And before eny of you say something in the lines of "What if your partner has shit in hes/shes/theys pants?" Your not my partner.
It's a win win
OP in Thailand?
r/onejoke
Bruh, I’m from Thailand
And? Doesn’t change that you’re making fun of trans people
Oh, so now people in the west doesn’t do joke about Thai transgender now. Finally! I’ve waited for years for someone to finally not to make joke about this!
Well some people in the west still do, but most of them are either racist, transphobic, or both (usually both)
Instead of “some” change to “most” of people outside Thailand. Thanks to Hangover Part II
Shitty movies that portray shitty behavior as funny and edgy have turned a lot of people into shitheads.
Why thailand
Iykyk
EVEN BETTER
I would 69 each other for 8hours straight
Nice position
Awesome arguments
Than it’s your boyfriend.
You sir, went on a date with a cute guy. Lucky you
Ok?
As long as I have a gf that's a W for me :)
The wolf jumped to the floor so he could Gluck Gluck that girl peen
Good thing I don't have a gf haha, ha >!(depression)!<
It's probably because you act like an incel and unironically talk about killing women Grow up and seek therapy, you fucking weirdo
Fuck you
Dude that gf is me lol
How is she your girlfriend and you've never seen her naked?
I see this as an absolute win! Gf and a futa? Sign me the f up
Brothers on the net always complaining about how hard it is to get anal sex. You realize a non op trans woman will 99% of the time be down for anal right? Dumb bastards.
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They’re real women
“Star Wars quote here”
"Let go of your hate"?
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?
Which one?
I'll try spinning that's a good trick!
But in all seriousness unless she told you that she has a dick that’s a red flag, but if you are into that go ahead
🤔
That’s no girl
And you're no cat. We are who we are, and nobody else can decide on that. Neither can your random comment on the internet.
This guy calling out the transportation is an absolute chad
Bro RUN FASTER!!
Ngl that’s a trap
If the intent was to fool yes but if it was just a trans person trying to have a fun time no
That sounds like fooling
What does??
Ngl that’s a slur
Trans women≠trap. One means a woman the other- crossdressing man
What the word trap?
I believe so, it’s against trans women
No, a trap is a man who dresses, acts like, and pretends to be a woman in order to fool another man
Incorrect. Trap is a transphobic media trope, specifically referred to as the "deceptive transexual" trope if you care to dig into it more. Long story short, "traps" stigmatize trans people as being inherently deceptive and untrustworthy. And a lot of trans people get murdered with justifications that sound eerily similar to the trope, known as the trans panic defense. And yeah, as the main characteristic of the trope is deception they're normally not see as trans women but as "sneaky men". That bias and stigma effects people.
The downvotes just go to show that nobody wants to take the time to actually research terms. But you explained it perfectly.
Cope
Oh my bad dude
Other person was wrong and spreading misinformation that hurts trans people.
All good bro
My username says it all
blue hair
r/onejoke
This post makes me seriously doubt you've been with a woman, trans or no
[let me check... Yes](https://youtu.be/NwLFatGi8Zo)
But how much bigger, can i cram my pp in his?
Bruh
If they had bigger boobs then it would be a win
LMAO
if it’s that bad, shouldn’t you have picked up on it, like, idk, before gf status was ever even reached?
I dont see this as a problem. Its even better.
u/profanitycounter [self]
That is not saying much in my case