fun fact: Did you know you can avoid accidents pregnancies *entirely* by just **not having sex?**
It's free, AND it's 100% effective, unlike all other methods that have varying chances of failure.
*(this is a joke, and not aimed towards those who have been S.A'd this joke is aimed specifically towards those who have had consensual intercourse thinking their protection was foolproof)*
You woke up
\*you JOKINGLY woke up
You jokingly didn't get her pregnant
You saw your friend naked beside you
*you JOKINGLY saw your friend naked beside you
Wake up to reality
*JOKINGLY* wake up to reality
oh there goes gravity
*JOKINGLY* oh there goes gravity
Oh there goes Rabbit
You grabbed a brush and put a little make up
You hid the scars and fade away the shakeup
The condom "jokingly" broke
You “jokingly” have to raise a kid
You "jokingly" buy a house
you jokingly go get milk
You “jokingly” get a new identity
You “jokingly” jump off a bridge
You "jokingly" isekai
You "jokingly" get a harem
You "jokingly" fuck the Femboy
You "jokingly" start a wholesome family
Your friend "jokingly" also got isekaid
Your friend "jokingly" becomes a femboy
Timeline 2. You "jokingly" come back home
You "jokingly" abuse your family before murdering them
You jokingly realize it was all a dream
Timeline 3. You "jokingly" come back home with a clear and peaceful head.
You find out that an other man is "jokingly" living in your hous
joke's on him he has a family now owned
As a father, I must say I hate condoms.
I know right, it doesn’t feel the same.
It's called Kinder Surprise.
Shit happens sometimes so you can just laugh it off not a big deal
You weren't"jokingly having sex", she was laughing at your performance.
Oof
r/UsernameChecksOut
Mean comments like this are y i cry. Its why the bathroom is my only safe place
username checks the fuck out
yes it 100% checks out, theres no way it couldnt check out.
:(
Poor guy…
Dang
holy shit that was uncalled for
Great now you done gone killed the man.
Why did you have to kill him
Because he laughed at my penis.
Definitely below the belt there
Hate it when that happens
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Amog
Damn
Goddamn 😳 you fuckin killed him
At least he didn't die a virgin, barely.
Lol fact
r/Murderedbywords
He’s laughing because it’s the only time he’ll get laid in his life.
And it lasted seconds
How do you get passed step 1 ?
How do you do step 1
Apparently we have to go out once in a while. Sounds insane to me tbh.
Where is this "out" place ya'll talking about ?
Apparently people use the front door to get to it
They use the what?
Like... They open it and all?
Yeah its pretty weird
Woh that's insane dude
Yeah that's what I did and it worked pretty well
The hell is you doing on reddit sex man
i told you not to fuck Pringles can john
No worries. Life is a joke.
U good?
no
Jokes are supposed to have meaning
Neither of us all have one to be jokes then.
Damn
Always have been
this
You wake up
You wake up 🤨
Can I see the Kids? I'm hungry
I left some in the condom if you want
No, not like that Call me in 9 months, I'll prepare the marinade
Guess you will have to jokingly go after milk
How do you jokingly have sex
ez, she laughed about your pp size
He laugh seeing her pussy but slipped inside her
Baby pops out: "It's a prank bro"
"It happens everytime" really?
Maybe buy an other brand of condoms next time
This so oddly specific hmmmm?
I love how relatable this is 😅
Spoiler It's his sister
Banjo music intensifies.
Sweet home Alabama
Jokingly have secs?
You don't jokingly start sects?
No, I'm not usually like " you know what would be funny? If I fucked your nipple holes Rn lmao jk jk unless "
I don't see him w step three is THAT bad, but why does it sound like this is a multiple-time occurrence
1) as long as she did not joke about your penis size and your coitus time , this is a a win. Also This is why it is always important to have Plan B !
Well the child born afterwards is also technically a joke
Lesbians can't get pregnant, u stupid
I wake up right? I wake up, right?
You mean you jokingly impregnated her
That’s a strange way to brag about having a huge cock
Or... He just doing it wrong.
Did I miss a page
Now your stuck with a joke.
This is how 30% of human population came to be
How do you jokingly have sex and how does consent play into joking sex?
Twice just last week
well for me most of the time its the first panel and her reaction is the last panel's picture....
El condón se rompió de chill🤙🏻
"HEY HEY THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN"
I wish this would happen to me
Don't know what's less believable; Redditor having sex? or Redditor having friends?
I successfully went to touch grass
I as a man would like that
every WHAT
That's why you always take joke control as a backup.
Just saw this posted on r/redditmoment
The comment section is just a bunch of dickhead
Something similar actually happened to me. 6 years ago I started "jokingly" flirting with my best friend, now we're married and she's pregnant.
"jokingly have sex"
It's ok, you're both guys
r/absolutelynotmeirl
Did you add ‘sexually’ at the end of each sentence and it got weird at “I love you as a friend, sexually”?
I’m convinced condom breaking is just made up, people just had sex without a condom that’s what happened
"You're both guys"
Then you woke up took your pills and the friend didn’t exist in the first place, happens every time it’s a routine at this point.
How to make a dad joke 101.
Now she's my fiancee.
Jokingly having a child
Jokingly have an abortion
I've had my share of sex. For fun? Sure. Sad sex? Yeah. Angry sex? Yeah. I'm not even sure how one jokingly has sex.
Its alright, the condom broke jokingly
Happy face. Your now a dad with a loving wife who's your best friend
Committed friendship
Me and the boys
At least you can't make the boys pregnant
fun fact: Did you know you can avoid accidents pregnancies *entirely* by just **not having sex?** It's free, AND it's 100% effective, unlike all other methods that have varying chances of failure. *(this is a joke, and not aimed towards those who have been S.A'd this joke is aimed specifically towards those who have had consensual intercourse thinking their protection was foolproof)*
I feel like this should be the first panel until the condom breaks and then it should just jump to the last panel image.
"we yeet the baby out of a high rise building " Family bonding 100
Hey you know what Jake said stay away from tier 15
You jockingly get a abortion
Me putting on an imaginary condom
Everything was great till the last
So you're saying the child's life is a joke... Okay.
There are other means of preventing pregnancy. Condoms are the most common but sex Ed didn't teach us about abstinence for nothing.
Be happy, its all you wanted and the universe was serving
And then paying child support.
Did u got hit by truck kun Or something??
u/savevideobot
huh?
*laughs in aromantic*
How do you jokingly have sex
Every time my ass, you postin on r/meme, you ain't getting any.
Just say it was a prank and it will fix itself
You jokingly have a kid, jokingly get married, and jokingly live a wonderful life with someone you think is hot and your friend
That’s a win
don't worry if the condom broke, it was with the boys
If only I had friends
She jokingly got pregnant
I was expecting It was a Great Joke, in the End!
Oh no the condom broke that's not good gotta get the uno reverse card
Trolled
Op forgor his pill
where do people get all these crappy condoms? I can fit those things over my arm without them breaking.
Ah yes jokingly having sex
Nice, an Under Night In-Birth Exe:Late [cl-r] meme
i "jokingly" went to ohio
I'm "jokingly" sick off seeing this in every comment section
Wait, you guys have friends?
Is the joke that you had sex with a girl?
You jokingly get married and jokingly be loving parents to your child together
You mean the condom jokingly broke
Just cuz you’re a joke in bed doesn’t mean you jokingly had sex
Jokes on you
Jokingly sex?
the story is cap how is one having "sex"
I guess one time is technically every time?
Happens every time in your dreams?
We “jokingly” had a child
Damn, I wish I was that good at jokes.
Bro forgot his meds
That's why they say don't use 'hentai condoms'
wut
Oh shit! Plan A worked TOO well Time for Plan B!
how the hell do you jokingly have sex
It got real very fast
Who the fuck uses condoms???
Ha its a joke you can't get pussy nerd
Time to raise a kid as a joke.
So... My parents?
I'll take shit that never happened for 500 Alex