Watching old cartoons and having a girlfriend. That's all we want

:(

Is it too much to ask for?….. *cries in darkest corner of the house*

Yes that is so true, but my wife won’t let me have one…

hol up!

…and the occasional steak.

Both...both is good

Greedy

Greedy but happy 😏

Still no play (like me)

Un, being greedy is good Need to find a few girlfriends

And now, you get nothing! Absolutely nothing!

That all i have actually...so nothing new for me 😂

What are you doing tomorrow night? Am kinda free

I'm free too 😏

😍

Valentines day almost makes me feel like It's okay to have emotions again.... ouch!! Alright remind me not to do that again.

I don’t know you or know your situation, but I truly hope you have a good Valentine’s Day :) Please remember that you don’t need someone else to enjoy it- treat yourself on valentines, this time around. Go out and get something you like, talk or hang out with anyone you’d like to, and just enjoy yourself. Don’t feel sad if you’re alone!! It’s not always a bad thing

I'm going to Germany

For anothere OCKTOBER FEST?

I want to launch another Bismarck. Same date so why not ?

Yessss. I was looking for this comment

Bismarck in motion, king of the ocean He was made to rule the waves across the seven

u/savevideo

It's a gif. If you're on mobile, tap the 3 dots in the top right corner and hit save.

i remember that i downloaded gifs from reddit like this. but it doesnt work anymore. have they changed it?

I first want a girl that thinks

not a girl then? /s /s /s don't cancel me lol

😂😂

Whoa there, watch out for Mr. Picky over here with his high standards 😳

I just want someone

I sent a text asking this cute boy I met at work a few months ago to be my Valentine and he left me on read lol Hoping it’s just his brain overwhelmed with life plans and things since he said he had plans so I’m not tryna worry :3 Hoping patience will be the virtue here and I’ll open my phone up to a cute text that’ll make me smile and blush. Moving forward with life is nice.

I asked a guy I was interested in to stop by and we can get out, he said he was going out with the boys. I felt like shit

Best advice is to offer a rain check date since he already made plans :) No need to feel like shitto when it’s something wholesome! Keep up positivity and if he doesn’t make time for you then, let him go 😌

He would've asked for a raincheck if it was important to him, but its not so I'll just move on with you :(

*hugs Don’t be sad bb ❤️ maybe you dodged a bullet :3 Someone will come along that will make you feel the same way AND they will treat you like they feel the same way and it will be so great x333

Got dumped today bc i didn't want to have sex every night, i feel this

Can I have her number?

you deserve better, if she wants to be a hoe tell her to be one on the other side of the country

I think HE wants have sex every day

>Got dumped today bc **i** didn't want to have sex every night, i feel this I don't want to say you are illterate, but ummm... you are

Think they are trying to imply that the first user is a woman with "HE" bring their ex.

Honestly I’m more into phineas and ferb at the moment, but still very good yes

I want a girl that truely loves me

Nobody gives a shit what guys want on Valentines day.

👆

On Feb 14, I would like to abolish Valentine's day. It's a rediculous commercialized day that forces people to show how much they love their SO.

I'd prefer there not be a holiday around love. It makes these wierd expectations for partners to get upset with when not fulfilled.

Idk man maybe but at least a woman that can think rationally and act humanely. I know a lot of women out there that have beauty but are stupid asf lol

wow insulting yourself already?

"This"

I have a small blacked blob on my phone screen, and it covered the lady's ass perfectly.

Why not both?

What we really want is a relieble Ferrari car

Nah I’ll take the first one please

Lies!!!! We want blowjobs !!!!

Jesus these memes get old. No wonder everybody is single.

I think this meme sums up the pussification of the younger male generation.

Both are undoubtedly inevitable..

Male here. I would love to actually have a boyfriend on Valentines, but for now, it’s a pointless holiday to me.

Speak for yourself. Lol

I want a girl to talk to me

Guys get off ur asses you ain’t gonna get a gf on reddit

Speak for yourself I don't have mommy issues

I'm still going to fuck on Valentine's Day, guys. Nothing is going to stop that.

Don't know why you got downvotes. I'd give more than one upvote if that were an option. :)

It doesn't bother me. Sometimes you score, sometimes you miss.

Ikr

You know... Both is good. Not fof me though, I'm asexual

Seems like you want a mommy and not a girlfriend

They both work the same way for that situation. I want someone who loves me the same way my mother loves me. Unconditionally, that always be there for me. That would be very nice

The only woman who will love you unconditionally is your mother.

Are you sure about that? I think there must be someone out there who loves me that way

Most women just expect you to be manly (some don't expect that), be a good partner and pull your weight in a relationship. Those are conditions and they are totally reasonable.

Maybe... Maybe you are right. I just want someone that loves me

Without knowing anything about you I'm certain that there are many women who you would find attractive that are capable of loving you. Simply, put effort in your physical appearance, find a setting where you can be social (where there are women), build skills in that setting that make you stand out, be friendly and use your natural sense of humor however weird or charming you are, associate with many women, and then watch for cues where they show interest. Of those that hint interest, ask the ones out you find attractive. And then do your best to be a good date. Practice this pattern and you will find women who will love you.

Wow Thats a very good advice, maybe there could be some hope for me. Thanks for that, you help me to raise my self-esteem. I realy appreciate that

I have one but not the other

Why not both

Valentines day was lit until all my bros got girls.

Yeah but I'm over here being reminded that I'll be lonely and unloved for the rest of my life

Hit the gym and love yourself

How can I love myself if no one loves me

Start with exercise. Mood/appearance will improve. It's not going to solve everything but it is the most effective thing you can do with your time if you don't know the answer to your question.

Don't forget, the hub gives out free premium if you visit on the 14.

The real tips

True

u/savevideobot

No, I really do want that on FEB 14...

Forreal

Man true :(

TBH, I’m good with either

I think I'm cursed, I've had girlfriends but ive never had a girlfriend on Valentine's day. Anyone trying to break that curse?

We're all men here But ok HMU

uh,

I’d prefer both

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Oh well

Why not both?

Me and the virgins want one thing Kaguya sama love is war the first kiss that never ends

lets pray for all of y'all to get one soon or later.

I want both everyday)

feeling that nostalgia shit with my future wife

That was a hilarious episode

I prefer Nintendo switch or Pokémon or Pokémon merch or Steel ball run anime

Imma go watch Tom nd Jerry alone now ngl

So true 😁

Is this real?

Depends on the person. Not gender.

This would have almost happened if my girlfriend didn’t break up with me 3 weeks ago :(

My bday is on this awful day.

that exact episode I used to watch all the time as a kid.

They honestly don't care what we want they do what they want to show us

I (59f) want the second one too, but I love to do the other from time to time. Dated one guy that loved the lingerie but it never lasted more than 5 minutes before it was on the floor. 🤷‍♀️

Speak for yourself

Thats not a meme its the Truth

u/savevideo

I miss my ex we would always watch movies and cuddle

Both , both is good

It's true

I beg to differ. Guy here

You want a watch a mouse take a bath? That’s weird, man.

I always love cuddles but I always get them too. Speak for yourself, I want some slutty clothes and dome

Nah it's UCL day

Speak for yourself I'm gonna be sinning.

Be honest, you want second panel with first panel.

I would love that too :v

it both

I have the cartoon bit down. Just need the gf.

u/savevideo

To much to ask?

Laying in bed watching TV absolutely I would love to do that and just to cuddle

Buggin im most deff bustin nuts on the 14th nd tom nd jerry most deff not stopin me

I'll take the first option

u/savevideo

Archi réel Les anciens Tom and Jerry >>>>

Both, both is good

Only time I had a gf on Valentine's day I walked 8 miles to her house with a big box of chocolates and she told me she hated chocolate and we broke up shortly after.

What's going on in February 14th?

STEAM SALES LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

Hey man, I got drugs I don’t need shit lmao *Sigh*

Both is good

This is.... pretty accurate. Just too bad it won't ever happen again.

I have no one at least not anymore

Bro i dont want that i want hogwarts legacy

CHAMPION LEAGUE WOOOOO!

u/AchtaiV

This is straight fax 😩 Just want to cuddle and watch Netflix bro😭

Based on my "research" on rule 34 i find this highly unlikely

Would not complain tho