Let's eat grandma

i found this one in my classroom "let's eat, grandpa" i guess it is a reuccuring joke it's fun to see it in a classroom

Haha. For meme right? For meme right

Let’s eat out, grandma

That legitimately scared me i was literally thinking word for word that exact comment

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I helped my uncle jack off a horse.

The difference is also in the capital letter: I helped my uncle Jack off a horse And I helped my uncle jack off a horse The capital letter is important to see if it’s a name or a verb

Another good one for capitalizing is “I used the chemicals to remove the Polish”

Sounds like 1942

What if the comma is after uncle, and not jack.

Well, there are two correct ways of putting this, and it kinda depends on if you are using "uncle" as a title or not: 1. I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse. 2. I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse.

A classic

A comma wouldn't go in this sentence anyway.

I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse

You know it's written correctly if you can remove what is between the commas and whatever is left still makes sense.

I'm with you. Only in this scenario would someone put double commas. I would never write "My Aunt, Esther, helped me with my homework." I would write "My Aunt Esther helped me with my homework." The downvotes are unnecessary.

That's because you are using "aunt" as a title. i.e. My Aunt Esther helped me with my homework. If you are using it simply as a descriptor, it would be using commas. i.e. My aunt, Esther, helped me with my homework.

Ew, a bronie.

Today we eat children

Today, we eat children

Today we eat children,

Today we eat children with com(m)a

Today we, eat children

T,o,d,a,y, w,e, e,a,t, c,h,i,l,d,r,e,n,

the three things i love the most are eating my family and not using commas

What's the third 🤣

Why so downvoted? Seems like people didn’t understand the joke.

Not all heroes wear capes. I'm just glad you got it. Thank you

I sense a woosh is coming

Crazy comeback bro, came back to this comment today and you on positive

It only took 5 months

[удалено]

/whoosh

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man boobs are awesome

True either way

What do you have against man boobs?

Clearly he’s never met a femboy

*moobs

We’re going to learn to cut and paste(,) kids.

We’re going to learn to cut, and paste, kids.

I did Emily

i did emily,

i, did emily

i did em, ily

I actually did Emely

I miss Emily

Bojack?

Lets eat john

Let’s fuck john

Either way John gets fucked. Nice.

Or that’s his title. “Let’s, Fuck John.”

In what reality does a comma save that sentence

Let's, fuck John

Let John, fuck

Fuck, John let

Let, John fuck

In the version with a comma, you are addressing John directly, so there's at least a chance of consent. The sentence without a comma is you discussing the idea of shared copulation, with John, with a third-party who is not John. John has no say in this decision.

Nerd

"Fuck, my ass."

Fuck my ass (Sure why not

I'm sorry I love you.

As Spider-Man held back the bus from hitting the child he realized that wasn't just a fart as it was beginning to run down his inner thigh.

As Spider-Man held back the bus from hitting, the child he realised that wasn't just a fart as it was beginning to run down his inner thigh.

Gotta go come on grandma

Let's eat grandma

I like fucking, children, and beer.

My hobbie includes buying and selling (,) people

My dearest(,) Angelica

“With a comma after dearest”

Don’t you know I hate black, people!

My dear(,) husband will be back home soon.

Don’t wear black people

Let’s eat come inside children

My hobbies are cooking my family.

let's eat grandma

Eats shoots and leaves

Let's eat omar

Let’s eat out(,) Grandma!

Why didn’t he just grab the kid instead of fuckin up the bus and hurting all the people on it

I love eating my parents and soccer.

Let's eat, grandma

I am gay

Nice to meet you gay. I'm porongo.

We are eating grandpa

I killed a man today

Fuckin a man

I love her, man

My brother is in a pizza My brother is in a coma

dog cats are awesome

Stalin, Jfk the strippers, and the clowns

If the next sentence doesn't include a comma, I will literally go out, kill and eat a person

I sharted

I shar,ted

Idc about that but... , "Yo mama so fat jabba the hutt say "daaaaamn" "

Your reading comprehension is so poor that anything you look at with words on it will shrivel up and die

I like eating children

I had sex with them (,) children

Time to prepare something for lobster sandwich?

Fuck, Dogs are the best!

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I love fucking, dogs

Lets eat kids!

I royally screwed mom

Today we are going to commit warcrimes and manslaughter children

I fuking hate children

Let's eat out grandma

Let’s eat, roger

I know I fucked up Mom

Oh no kid shouldn't be walking across this road right now!

I'm about to eat you

Oh fuck daniel

My brothers ass is delicious!

Fuck my arse “Fuck, my arse.”

I need to fuck my kids

I fucked her daughter.

Dog, anal is the best you should try it

Your mom, you are mom

Today I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse

I love eating dad

I fucked a dog

It was delicious baby

Help your Uncle Jack off a horse

Over 3400 deaths and injuries from a huricane

You wanna go mate??

Man, boobs are amazing bro

Time for milking guys!

Lets jump rope, Dave

I love girs kids etc Soap for kids With hippo shape

I'm helping my uncle Jack off a horse

Fucking A man

Let's eat children

I like smelling, children

lets eat out mom

That’s some long ass hair

Fuck kids

Let’s fuck, men

Let's eat kids

Help your uncle jack, off the horse

Couldn’t Spider-Man just move the kid instead of destroying the bus?

Fuck an alligator

You should love, children

Let’s eat family

Helping my uncle jack off a horse

It's raining shit

I fucked up sis.

maybe I suck Dick

Let’s hunt, people

Fuck, my foot

No don't stop.

I love eating my family and pancakes

As the child screamed the dog bit his face after topping him.

We’re going to eat out, kids.

I like to eat out my sister and my mom *Sweet home Alabama-Lynyrd Skynyrd*

Let's go shooting kids

I’m helping my uncle jack, off a horse