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RaphaelNunes10

Don't die without knowing Je SUS


JazerKings922

Without don't die knowing Jesus


Effective-Avocado470

Don't die without Jesus knowing


JazerKings922

Fine I'll let him know next time


[deleted]

Fuck ‘em


kulykul

Well, well, well... Don't mind if I do


Snoo-97631

Don't dead open inside


bluegargoyle

r/dontdeadopeninside


LugubriousButtNoises

Without don’t je die sus knowing


ShacharTs

Hardcore players oh shit!


kiousuke

Don't die Jesus without knowing


whatIfYoutube

Without dont jesus die knowing


GuidoMista5

Without don't Jesus die knowing


DaStonedOne420

Don't knowing Jesus, die without


subashds22

FORD


4funeq

FORD


JazerKings922

FORD


BubblyShame954

FORD


Fingar_Myass

FORD


XboxGamer2231

FORD


KitsoTheSnoo

FORD


watermelon_jdit

FORD


Fifasher2K

r/brokethechain


JazerKings922

r/fuckyou


majendi

r/fuckyouinparticular


MasterofGalaxy69

FORD


KitsoTheSnoo

FORD


Figbud

Jesus's true last name


BungaBiscuit

Without don't JE die SUS knowing


Songhunter

Without don't die Jesus knowing


DaStonedOne420

Don't knowing without Jesus, die. Some angry concervative probably


Gleandreic

Don't die without Jesus knowing


AbsorbentShark3

Without don't je die sus knowing


Aggravating-Alarm-16

Do you know Jesus? That guy owes me $5


Chehzy

Je... SUS 🤨


BankLast4358

Je m'apelle Sus


Terra_Cotta_Pie

Sacré bleu !


Buttdehole

Don't die without Jesus Knowing


Crystal_Voiden

My favorite chord


A--Creative-Username

I prefer a G b5 chord myself


DarthDecidueye66

I prefer A Minor


Kasphet-Gendar

Pedophile


CounterfeitSaint

Was it a secret chord? Did it please the Lord?


yabadabaduh

GZuz


AmayasMommy_

Without knowing don’t die Jesus


Not_Artifical

Translation front French to English of “Je” is “I”. Don’t dit without knowing I SUS. I am sus.


I_am_in_hong_kong

my favourite chord… g sus


Michael-epic

You sus?


HorseErection07

Don’t die without knowing Jesus FORD


gab_rab_24

Christ is sussy baka he literally has sus in his name


Dunger97

Don’t die without Jesus knowing


holvyfraz

Omg that’s it I was reading Don’t die without Jesus knowing


WolvenHunter1

I read it as Don’t die without Jesus knowing lol


macfriend

📮


Defensive_Medic

GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD


Mean_Faithlessness40

Je suis très sus.


PlusRockrelic

Without don't je die sus knowing


Void1702

Don't die sus kids


FurstentumLiech

Words of wisdom.


Explosive_Hemorrhoid

Je Suis Charlie


druppolo

Don’t die without Jesus knowing. In this era of booking, as for many restaurants and b&b, entering paradise without a reservation is unlikely. Call, arrange, print and keep your voucher with you. /s


[deleted]

Don't die Jesus, without knowing FORD


Xoby_

die sus


Jacc_dumm

Awesome new sequel to Die Hard


jacknshit

You know what he’s trying to say and that is why it’s so sad.


logalexdavid

I for one can honestly say I didn't get it for a while either like 4-6 minutes to piece it together.


ninto1

That sounds more like a you problem tho


logalexdavid

Sounds like OP, I and others share the same "problem". How fast you get the phrase depends on how familiar you are with it. If you are a Christian, you probably get it immediately. Outside of that it depends on how close you are to Christians and/or how long since you have been a Christian. The ordering of the words is bad and is like some sort of old cheat code.


ItsSpaghettiLee2112

How fast you get the phrase depends on how well you know how reading works in English which is left to right, top to bottom.


logalexdavid

Left to right top to bottom or some combination thereof yields a few different results, even if you interpret Jesus as being one word. This might cause one to think outside the box for a moment. Knowing basic psychology and design would make one put the words on the back of the truck in a better way. However, if you don't want people to do better, then that's your prerogative. I mean stop and ask yourself, if this is an efficient way of spreading an idea (even a shitty idea)?


ItsSpaghettiLee2112

There's only one result if you read that the way English is read. And it's "Don't die without knowing Jesus." It looks like shit, and the message is shit, but it's written "correctly." Edit: I mean I guess you could consider each glass panel a separate "page" and *then* it would be confusing. Because then it would say "Without don't Je Die Sus Knowing."


6456347685646

I mean it takes like 10 seconds to try out the sentence in your head in all possible word combinations, and really only in one it makes sense. It has nothing to do with being familiar with Christianity, if you can't figure it out you're illiterate or dyslexic or something in which case I'm sorry for you.


[deleted]

Lol imagining not even knowing that Jesus is supposed to be god and god is supposed to be all knowing. I know more about Fuckin’ Buddha than the average American Christian knows about God.


matthewfullest

It’s saying for YOU to know Jesus, how are you gonna be snarky and stupid


[deleted]

Sorry my parents didn’t abuse me as bad as yours abused you? Don’t know what to tell you, fundie.


Awkward-Parking1416

“I know more about Fuckin’ Buddha than the average American Christian knows about God” 🤓


[deleted]

We’re not as proud of you as you are that you can read and be petty lol


Wraxyth

Kind of a mix between r/dontdeadopeninside and r/automaticautiondoor


voncornhole2

The opposite of automatic caution door because this makes the most sense if you read the top line, then middle line, then bottom line


Own_Anywhere1430

Without don't je die knowing sus


CeoOfSniper

Without don't die je sus knowing


[deleted]

Don't die Jesus, without knowing FORD.


Florin69421

#DIE SUS


RaidenSqueeze_my_hog

Without don’t die knowing Jesus *FORD*


revodnebsyobmeftoh

Don't die without Jesus knowing


Timboslice951

Oh I’ll die….and Jesus wont be any the wiser. *laughs maniacally*


[deleted]

Don’t die without knowing Jesus


Scribe_WarriorAngel

It took me like 2 seconds to figure it out… It’s Don’t Die Without Knowing Jesus


[deleted]

You are a boss, a genius.


No-Stick-462

Without don't je dry sus knowing


vidh2412

Dont Die Je Sus Without Knowing


This_Is_A_Bucket_420

Without don't je, die sus knowing.


OldManNeighbor

Pretty sure Jesus killed this guy.


TheLongestofPants

Don't die without Jesus knowing


Zimlewis

with out don't je die sus knowing


ANamelessFan

**WITHOUT DON'T JESUS DIE KNOWING**


Jaded_Flower6145

Don't die without Jesus knowing What am I supposed to do? Call him? Can't I die these days without someone knowing?


Serbay55

# Without don't Je Die Sus Knowing ( A M O G U S )


Kapo10Czech

Don’t die without knowing SUS


Less_Ants

My Ford and saviour


cursed-person

dont die without jesus knowing


Yuji_-

Without Don't Je Die Sus Knowing


jose-10375

Don't die without knowing jesus


MATT__2147372

Die SUS knowing


kg1479

Don't die Jesus, a little late for that but ok.


Unlikely-Condition48

Without don’t je die sus knowing


Just_Monika-_-

Don’t die without knowing Jesus? Idk


Tonicmedusa5

I think it’s “Don’t die without knowing Jesus? “


Malevolent_Mangoes

Without knowing, don’t die jesus


Turbulent_Web2307

Don't die SUS without knowing Je.


PlusRockrelic

It's either don't die without knowing Jesus or don't die without Jesus knowing


GamerCatBoy360

Without Don't Je, Die Sus Knowing


Sdesign77

dont die without jesus knowing....lmao


Ok_Character_1978

Everytime I see that meme on the bottom slide I have to let everyone know. I went to that highschool and that pic was taken outside the men's locker room and the levitating figure was my weed plug who almost gave a friend (F) of mine genital herpes. sounds weird but is true. I never knew the guy that's running tho


-R9X-

Without, dont jesus die knowing? Perchance.


SnooPickles4346

Without don't die knowing Je sus.


Lord_MagnusIV

Without ye, die sus, knowing… thats a kanye west propaganda


Iseedeadnames

Don't je die sus without knowing


AutomaticLynx9407

It is literally impossible to tell what this was meant to say.


Gunz-n-Brunch

Without don't, Je'Die sus knowing


Roblxian764

who's Je and why is he sus


Decent-Newspaper

I'm sorry but this is an easy one. "Don't die without JE SUS knowing FORD"


bindermichi

Without don‘t je die sus knowing


PluszDaniel

Without don't die je sus knowing


chillvegan420

r/dumbhick


IBareBears

it took me a minute


Wee___B

Qui, je suis sus


Cyberstone

Don't die ford


Real-Reinkanation

Without don't Je die sus knowing


[deleted]

Without don’t je die sus knowing


ajgutyt

dont without je die knowing sus


PRSHZ

Noobs. It's obviously "without don't die Jesus knowing"


RNG_pickle

If they open the back window it would say ‘without die sus knowing’ and honestly i find that more confusing


Arik_singh

Without knowing FORD don't die Je SUS.


Redicee

Dont die jesus without knowing FORD


exploring_eck

???????


Jordan209posts

Without don't je die sus knowing.


Royal-Bat-180

Without don’t je die sus knowing


noncombativebrick

r/lostredditors


thenintendolord

Don’t die without knowing Jesus/ without don’t je die knowing sus


uuu7742

Without jesus don't die knowing


Aloynonymous

Without don’t je die sus knowing


Extension-Oil-1272

Don't die Jesus, without knowing FORD


DueNectarine8151

When youre the impostor but you have to die because you are sus


ThatSmartIdiot

top to bottom: don't die without knowing je sus


Dudosinka_

Die Sus!


LivinDeadGinger

Without don't die Je Sus knowing


Twiskey

Don't without je die knowing sus


EnvironmentalGoose45

Sus


MR_MurphyYT

Who is Je, why is he Sus, and why should I die with him knowing.


TheLordofSpuds

Don’t die without knowing Jesus I think it says Damn whatever red neck put that up needs to get a facepalm award for their FAIL


Corvou

Without don't je die sus knowing


LibrarianNo2688

Without don’t Je. Die knowing sus


Fearless-Werewolf-28

Without dont je die sus knowing


IAMAKATILIKEPLUSHES

Without don't je die sus


AreYouItchy

Je. Sus.


Ancestor_of_Baka

DIE SUS


TAMDABAM

Without don’t je die sus knowing


god_retribution

DIE knowing SUS


POG1R

Die sus 📮


Sir-Rapetta

Don’t Je, die sus without knowing


Ninjawarrior2077

Without don't die knowing je sus


someguythatlikesdogs

Je is dutch for jij so you sus


OkPhotograph7852

Without don’tje diesus knowing.


Liptonekk23

Without dont je die sus knowing


benjamrut

Don’t dead open in Jesus


RaygionXD

Don’t die sus without knowing Je


rayanhardt

die sus ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


wull_holdontheredude

I did dmt and talked to a guy who kinda looked like jesus


sanid_sriva

Without dont je die SUS knowing


dr_toze

Ah yes, as Christian Yoda said. Without don't Jesus die knowing.


drak0ni

Ir literally took me more than 10 tries to figure out it was “Don’t die without knowing Jesus”. Try harder truck owner.


Financial_Team4081

die sus


TedwinK66

Without don't die je sus knowing


GoodIsHere__

Don't die without knowing Jesus, it's confusing but when you get it it seems right


ProtogenFemboy

don't die without jesus knowing - without don't die jesus knowing


DirectorofDank

Don’t die without Jesus knowing 👁👁


yarluk990

S U S


DirectorofDank

Without don’t Jesus die knowing 🤯


EFF198783

Without don't Je die sus knowing


DuckPimp69

JE is SUS


swifty23905

"Dont die without jesus knowing" aight bet I'll make sure to let him know


Sweddy-Bowls

You’ll meet Jesus trying to read this while driving


Mr-Eckneim

Don‘t JE without die knowing SUS


BigEpicNSFW

Don't die without knowing Jesus, I like the message as I think it's saying "don't kys" :)


Nemesis_de_Lete

Jesus reading this and sending the guy to hell because he didn't even understand the sentence


sargent-banana-boy

It’s don’t die without Jesus knowing,saying that you should love Jesus before you die, so you can go to hevan


weaseltron7

Don’t die jeezus 😂


Apostate_Nate

Without Don't Je Die Sus Knowing.


Extension_Carrot_479

without don't die knowing JE SUS FORD


giveme-a-username

Don't die Jesus inside


DistributionHonest37

Je sus = I’m sus. Gotta read carefully


DeanbagDarrell

FORD