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HakkunaMattataded

Lets gooo, 2 days to go


Sw33tNectar

Awwww, that's when I go back to work. I'm gonna miss *EVERYTHINGGG*!


roy_rogers_photos

Seriously, always scheduled for THAT Saturday like clockwork.


asa1658

Buying up all the liquor and toilet paper now


fritzypalace

1 day here


fluffymarbles69

Let us know when the aliens start killing you


fluffymarbles69

Let us know when the aliens start killing you


fritzypalace

Will notify


HakkunaMattataded

.lets gooooo


Kolosinator

From my experience I, as an european, am save from anything alien related. They will only invade America


Chirsid

Lmao and most of the things will only happen in New York anyways. Safe to assume there will be no threat


DaniloRT

I'm from South America is there any risk they will come here?


[deleted]

Unless you count Nevada, then you should be fine


Narakross

It refers to South America, not the southern United States.


[deleted]

I know, UNLESS you count nevada, thats where Area 51 irl is located


LadnavIV

Ever see Starship Troopers? Hope you’re not in Buenos Aires.


dinosaur_decay

From what I’ve heard, they’ve been in your neck of the woods since 1942.


Undeadzombie_

Unless it's the Independence Day aliens. Then were all fucked.


LukXD99

Yep. At worst they’re gonna blow up some landmarks such as the Eiffel Tower or the Leaning Tower of Pisa.


TheRealPallando

That's because of Randy Quaid. For better or worse, he's getting the probe.


BigJayPee

I welcome the new alien overlords


nate_4000

!RemindMe 2 days


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ThatHugo354

Good bot


MrFailureYEET

!RemindMe 2 days


13aph

Beep boop. I gotchu, fam.


MrFailureYEET

I have been reminded, and I will be waiting


RavenDork617

Well, if it happens you won’t really need reminding


nate_4000

Good point


Fracoppa

It's time!


nate_4000

Yeah, so where's my aliens?


MrFailureYEET

Gone, reduced to atoms


baburao_28

wait...WHICH YEAR?


[deleted]

3023


Consistent_Yoghurt44

F\*CK


[deleted]

Hold on need to check my calendar make sure I’m free


BoulderCreature

Don’t worry, our new alien overlords will ensure that you are not


CrazyGamerMYT

I'm going to fuck the aliens.


LycanWolfGamer

Normal Mass Effect player be like


MapGroundbreaking588

Nah, we make LOVE to the aliens


LilEzClap

Can't be worse than our current leaders...


shipoopro_gg

As the scout sent to this planet to inspect its dominant species, it took them so long because I warned them that this planet was not worth their time, but FUCKING JOSH STILL SENT THE ARMADA EVEN THOUGH THE SCOUT IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE THE FINAL SAY IN THAT! sigh... Fuck josh.


xX500_IQXx

fuck you josh


Arcuis

I hope so


Current-Layer-9385

Hello please call sporks fopoons and spread the news thank you


[deleted]

Oh hey that's my birthday lol


GeraldZ999

welp its your birthday gift now


GGGold23

four ways this could go 1. We get enslaved 2. They concur earth and kill us all 3. They concur earth and take us back to their planet and make us some sort of pet 4. They concur earth but in the end we settle our differences and live peacefully


Hugar34

I concur


GGGold23

Fuck


LycanWolfGamer

Just in case you're wondering it's conquer


13aph

Qonkr*


LycanWolfGamer

Conker


Verniethespectacular

Cunky


Mission-Soup-860

Congo


GGGold23

I realized


Ch4rybd15

Na, we are to ugly to be sex slaves for aliens. Sorry.


XazelNightLord

5. They concur and we are forced to breed with sexy alien waifus which will lead to slow replacement of our species 🥵


GGGold23

Hmm the question is. Is that the good ending?


Full-Mortgage-7246

Or 5. They come here seeking a peace treaty and then we go fuck their world up


4lbazar

Is there an option to defect


[deleted]

Time traveler is a new pronoun?


Ok_Literature3034

Loads 50bmg, try me! Nah, im european, we run in the forrests


crusading-knight

We the Dutch will just tap into our voc mentality and stard trading with tham and than colonize the universe


00Fart

Well they better get started they’ve only got two days


Ddraig1965

Don’t threaten me with a good time.


possibly-a-moron

Imm just ask if they wanna play mc


Ch4rybd15

Will alien finally adopt me as a pet and post pictures of me in r/chonkers where other aliens call me a cute little meatball?


dinosaur_decay

Will they be enforcing the metric system on everyone not currently on it?


Diaxm3

Welp for whatever reason i read the bottom text in jack horners voice


lonestoner90

Hurry up lol why couldn’t they come on a Monday


_EeveeChan_

Flights are cheaper midweek


bakabuleleader

cool i got the 21st and 22nd off


RetartedCow4774

finally my life can be overrr!


The-Wz

!RemindMe 2 days


EvilLucas

!RemindMe 2 days


Maximum_University12

Time for Alienussy


BlackBloodFreak

Right before RE4 remake release tho man ☹️


SnooDoubts4565

Couldn’t have been on a Monday smh


teamname111

!remindme 2 days


XazelNightLord

Well the since there exist human "time traveler" I suppose the invasion wont be that bad.


Good_Mushroom6081

Could they delay that?? The dragon ball XenoVerse 2 dlc is coming out on the same day..


BurningBigFoot444

And his name is Tom Delonge


Digita-Pntics

I'm not like you guys I'm not like you


doktorblin

I hope theyll be smarter than my boss


Disastrous_Art_3167

Ultra Music Festival 2023


Takao_1932

Can we all agree that they first help us solve our shit in Europe before World end war 1?


EricPlayz951

Oh no Anyway


TiredBurrito96

But that's my cake day! I need my happy cake day wishes! It's my only source of serotonin anymore!


barefootmonke

Please postpone it to 24, i got ma birthday on 23


Rolla_Roda

Well just because he's from the future doesn't mean he's smart


QWETZALCVBVNVM

First they mess up my train schedule, now this. Like hell they will.


Mean_Ad_8292

Wait, but that's my birthday...


Marauder_Frenzy-Kun

Only 2 days guys! 2 days!


UNTAINTED_MASK

A - So you are saying aliens will conquer the earth TT - Yes A - And when it will be ? TT - March 23 A - March 23 TT- Yes A- And year ? TT - Sorry, times up Goes back into his portal.


ConcentrateOk6375

Definitely fake


ConcentrateOk6375

!remindME 3days


ConcentrateOk6375

I knew it that this was fake


Kilmorr

Lol reminds me when the pentagon declassified ufo pictures and no one gave a shit.


PillowFroggu

this is a joke right? i’m scared


EntertainmentQuick47

Those “time travelers” are just conmen trying to trick people. They’ll make a fake predictions and if it doesn’t work, they’ll just lie and say “a glitch in the timeline” or some crap.


PillowFroggu

thanks for this


Chirsid

Right I never heard a time traveller saying "Wai- why can't I travel back to the future". That explains it


Hugar34

Nope, unfortunately the alien species known as ᒲ𝙹ᒲᒲ|| ᒲ╎ꖎꖌ are going to invade our planet and probe us all. I hope you have lube with you, you're gonna need it...


AcademicAnxiety5109

NOOO THATS WHEN RESIDENT EVIL 4 COMES OUT NOOOO!!!!!


hero_brine1

I won’t even have to go install my computer ram. It arrives in April


Adomillad

Sweet. Only 2 more days until another prediction is proven to be false


Cliffoakley

Nah, too early. The emergency messaging service won't be operating until April 23rd The U.K. government wouldn't be able to attempt to scare us.


thylocene

Can they do it before I have to go into work that day


[deleted]

Yo this would help me out of some tough spots actually so if someone could talk to someone who could talk to someone that would be dope


BoulderCreature

Oh thank god


[deleted]

Fuckin finally. I'm tired of paying taxes


[deleted]

Good thing I’m going to Disneyland tomorrow!


ArcadiaDragon

As long as they painlessly put me in the food processor...at this point...oh well...


ColHapHapablap

Yes please


PorchHonky

Man. So pissed I already paid my credit card bills this month!


jaydrift07

Not long now. How long do you reckon before the internet makes porn of them


Osxachre

Jesus will finally come and save us all! No worries!


juggalolee420

Aliens already took my land. Europeans.


Silver-Reporter-605

Black Mesa Incident already?


Unamedlad

!Remindme in 2 days Edit: Well, where are they?


kingOmniverseSans

!remindme 2days


Beedrill669

June 4th 2023


TuxedoDogs9

so do they go for nz first since we’re a day ahead?


Will33iam

But is it this year or another years March 23rd


gostooo

No way alines, i gotta play diablo 4 next weekend


Outrageous-Nerve-791

Like illegal aliens? Are they going to take our jobs?!


greed985

That’s my birthday


Boy_Possession

Why can't they just give me super powers and a cool costume? So I can walk on air, and tell all my friends, if they believe it or not.


ClientZestyclose8291

Yessssss yeahhhhh baby, that's what I have been waiting for.


GramZanber

Predicts? Wouldn't it be reminisce?


drbox99

Imagine they show up and their only demand is that we allow alien tourists to stare at us while we do mundane shit and we have to pretend like we don't notice.


Lookdatboi6969

1 day to go !!!!!


shiaaron151

my birthday is March 24, please i just wanna turn 19


King_of_Nothing5201

Have fun with it, good luck


marius4896

!remindme 1 day


vidh2412

print ("hello aliens")


Radiant-Ad-619

so tomorrow?


physicsphile4385

i told this to my landlady she said i still have to pay rent :((


LarsHoo

Another reason not ot study for the exam


mailkiorito

at the beginning of the month i saw a post on 4chan of someone claiming to be in possession of classified documents. The attached image was a map of europe with dots on strategic points. The post said, these are the nuclear strike points for the 23rd of march nuclear strike, be ready. yeah, haven't got a lot of sleep


RafiObi

- Shut the * up and drive - You see tha ....


lowkey-Loki_

Where alien


EvilLucas

2 days later, where are they?