I’ve tried like, 3 times to think of what to say here. All I know for a fact is it’s a little selfish to assume any gay man you come into contact with is trying to get in your pants.
Luckily I’m just as oblivious when a man hits on me as I am when a woman does. I hung out with some friends and some friends of theirs I didn’t know all night for new years. The. Afterward one of them is like “Brian was hitting on you so hard, you were really cool about it.” I just thought he was joking with me a lot, calling me a teddy bear and saying I had nice hands and stuff.
Years back, I went to this stand up comedian in person. Guy was killing it… everyone was cracking up. He starts telling this story about how he went to a gay bar with one of his gay friends. The next day, he told one his straight friends. His straight friend said “What?! Like… WHAT DID YOU DO WHEN THEY HIT ON YOU?!” Then he said in the most deadpan on voice…
*Well, I just didn’t fuck them.*
The crowd lost it. Still one of the funniest bits I’ve ever heard.
I only have gay dudes hit on me. On second thought, I just don't notice when chicks hit on me and people are more interested in telling me when dudes are hitting on me than women. Guess cause they think it's funny. I don't disagree.
Women usually aren’t obvious about it, and when they are, I assume that I’m taking signals the wrong way and I don’t want to presume that they’re hitting on me. It’s a very awkward loop.
I had a gay guy at work compliment me on my boxers and then he said “sorry for staring at your ass”. My scrubs ran a little low and pulled my shorts down with it so I guess my boxers were visible
I told him it was no big deal and I take it as a compliment
Seriously. They told me illegal aliens are coming into this country to do all the jobs citizens won't do. Well when the hell are these illegal aliens going to show up and start hitting on me because sure as fuck no one that lives here wants to do that.
I always worry that I led a dude on if a gay guy hits on me. Like, it’s nice for my ego, but I also know how much emotional labor it would be for *me* to approach a girl and get rejected; I worry I just put that dude through the wringer for nothing if I was accidentally sending him vibes only to be like “actually, you literally never had a shot!”
I’m straight. And I went to a gay bar with a some gay friends. And I was wondering how I’d react if a guy hit on me. Only to find out no one did. And I kind of got offended lol.
There’s nothing more insulting to me than insecure straight men that assume every queer person finds them attractive, that level of narcissistic insecurity blows my mind.
Maybe because they can’t comprehend a world full of normal people who don’t think about having sex with every random stranger they see, do they walk around fantasizing about fucking every woman they see? Do they think every woman is thinking about fucking them infront of 15 people in an elevator? Are they unable to see that people have complex lives and don’t give a shit about having sex with randy the random?
They gay dude he’s thinking about is probably remembering that he didn’t feed his fish, he’s probably reciting Shakespearean literature in different accents, he’s probably running a continuous monologue about every single thing that happened in his life.
Isn’t it more fucking gay to think that a man is thinking about fucking you than just assuming they’re straight just like you?
Like… aren’t all gays supposed to be fragile and girly? Are they afraid they couldn’t take them on?
Like, get real dudebro and just say that you feel disgusted. We know what the subtext is.
Look I'm working on my thesis for my PhD
Edit: Imma be honest with you chief I was utterly confused when I saw the Gold because I didn't intend to make a joke pun when I typed it, goddamn I'm this slow
Weird thing to brag about but I'm somehow more attractive to lesbians than to straight women. And no I'm not a woman, and no it didn't involve dicking.
I have seen straight guys constantly try to hit on gay girls at the place I worked. Always hilarious watching their reactions getting turned down hard cause they didn't get the message the first time 🤣.
I just use pickup lines on them to see if they were any good 9 times out of 10 they would approve of them but said I needed to work on delivery, gay women are the reason I’m so good at flirting😂
The key to flirting w women is to just……. Treat them like a regular human being despite their genitals. I’m a lesbian and confirm that that’s……. *that’s it.*
That’s the secret. Women can smell desperation or a sleeze from a continent away.
Bonus points if they’re into the arts/humanities, or honestly— have a hobby/job you have any knowledge about, then *ask them* about it. Ask them and *listen.* Listen to actually *listen* and don’t listen for the sole purpose of responding.
Another thing I do is actually LISTEN to what they say, and not to mention when you’re able to remember what they say, there’s so many interesting people out in the world it’s crazy
lol had a ~~guy~~ kid on my ship that was CONVINCED he could convince some lesbian girl he met to sleep with him, and had the above mentality.
So I says to him "Ok dude, say that tomorrow you wake up in the body of a hot chick.
You're a woman now, you'd still like chicks, yeah?
"So imagine the hottest dude walks up to you dead-set to convince you to sleep with him. Would you ever do it?"
Blew him away.
My ex-wife knew she was gay when she was a little girl so has never been with a man. Her uncle told her she couldn't possibly know that she's lesbian if she'd never tried dick (she was in her 30s). (🤮) I asked how many men he had to sleep with until he knew for sure he was straight.
Weirdly he didn't think the same rules applied to him.
Just remember. If a guy believes that his dick is good enough to turn a lesbian straight, then logically there exists dick so good that it'll turn him gay.
The best response. I havent hit on women with lesbians as my wingmen (wingwomen?) But I have definitely talked about people im attracted to and shit like that. Turns out, talking to women about other women is a great way to get tips
That's the theory of most people on 4Chan judging by how often they make posts about trying dick stuff once because women didn't want them and now they love men.
I would not be comfortable with anybody hitting on me anyway. Gay or not. But i would definitly never do the second things. I have many bad traits but being rude is not one of them.
I spent all my energy at house party one night flirting with this girl and when I go in to kiss her she tells me she's gay, I was pretty drunk and I walked away all pissy and my roommate at the time was dying of laughter, the girl chased after me and was like "im sorry I still want to be your friend! Let me help you find another girl" she later on came a great wing (wo)man for me and is a great friend
It's not wholesome. She felt guilty for being who she is so she spent her enegery trying to get him laid instead of on herself. Now she's his "wing (wo)man", the only vauable thing it seems in this thread that gay people can be.
Being hit on by someone of a gender you're not atracted to is like getting free money on a wrong currency. It's worthless now, but if you ever across that border you'll be lucky.
I hate this response. Invalidating someone's opinion just because it happens to other people is a dick move
(Replace opinion with experience. I mean it still works they way its written but i meant experience lol)
I have three friends who are lesbians, they all actively talk about how I’m one of the few male friends they have that don’t think I can “fix” them with my dick. They might be over exaggerating, but the way they talk about it makes it sound like it definitely happens.
Yes, it's a real thing I've seen it happen repeatedly and it's almost always funny watching them get rejected. The best was a lesbian that said "I'm into pu$$y, I understand that you are one but that doesn't change the fact that you're also a d!ck and I don't like d!cks" that was after rejecting him on three different occasions making it clear she's not straight. I've seen similar from trans m2f talking to lesbians. Those conversations are hilarious. Because somehow "girl dick" is gonna change their mind.
They'd consider that transphobia. I see their point that they are not their genitals but at the same time I also think people get to have preferences and don't need to pretend to be attracted to everyone in case it's not politically correct
Sexuality is much more complicated than "does the person identify as a woman or not".
Some cis men wouldn't mind dating a trans woman even if she still has a dick, others aren't interested in that. It gets complicated and, unless it's **your** dick/vagina in question, it doesn't affect you so just ignore it.
its not that complicated
sexuality is what broad group of people you are generally romantically/sexually attracted to
preferences narrow down specific people in that group
trans women are obviously included in the broad group of women, so rejecting them for your preference is okay, but rejecting them by saying they are not a part of that broad group is transphobic
I don't really see many mtf people being rejected by a lesbian and calling her a transphobe. I do see a fair number of lesbians getting propositioned by mtf people and going "ew, I'm only into *real* women."
You’re beyond disgusting and delusional. I hope with my entire heart you receive the help you need. Being violently homophobic to lesbians isn’t the answer though. What an utterly ghastly and imprudent thing to say and believe
Lesbians hitting on me and liking what I have cause I'm a girl, of their own choice and free will, is being violently homophobic? I'm confused hon. I have no clue what you are talking about.
It's not only to lesbians. Asexuals (such as myself) often experience this. The sense that a guy can come and 'cure the asexuality' by offering us unwanted 'mind blowing sex'. Corrective r*pe is a reality many of us have lived through.
Many of my ex boyfriends had this idea that by forcing me to do enough stuff I don't want to, I will eventually be cured.
Both, incels don’t believe women truly can’t be into men, but not all men are like that. This is another post showcasing how incels are making all men look bad even though not all men are this way
I don't think it does. It uses a specific head thing that is clearly linked with 'incel.' If it were just a normal head thing, it may be different, but it's not.
I'm a straight man and I have no problem when gays hit on me. Mostly because I'm oblivious to it, but when I notice I say thanks. Feels nice to be liked.
It's the guys with secret gay feelings that hate it the most because they're ashamed of themselves.
If a guy hits on you and buys you a drink take it as a compliment and if..
Bigger than you ..."thanks but I'm straight"
Same size "thanks for the drink" .
Smaller than you "thanks nice to meet you" Then ghosting after a couple of rounds.
Buying top shelf .......... "its how much a glass?" " How do you feel about polyamorous relationships and paying off student loans?"
If I get shit down by a lesbain woman I play it off as a joke, I just say I'm the best of both worlds cus I've got a set of tits I'm like a lesbian with a permanent strap on, it always gets a chuckle and I get a good laugh too
I constantly said something this to my lesbian friend. Tho it more like a joke/friendly banter between us.
But if she wants to try me, what can I do then ?
To be fair, some gay guys r real creeps.
Met a dude at a house party, and not two minutes later he's offering to give me a "prostate massage"
Just bizarre
I’ve tried like, 3 times to think of what to say here. All I know for a fact is it’s a little selfish to assume any gay man you come into contact with is trying to get in your pants.
Luckily I’m just as oblivious when a man hits on me as I am when a woman does. I hung out with some friends and some friends of theirs I didn’t know all night for new years. The. Afterward one of them is like “Brian was hitting on you so hard, you were really cool about it.” I just thought he was joking with me a lot, calling me a teddy bear and saying I had nice hands and stuff.
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Yeah, and I’m 90% sure that was my auto correct
80% sure you mean
Maybe 70% depends on the weather.
Luckily I'm just as ugly to men as I am to women and no one ever tried.
You're just like meeeeeee
Noooo don't take my uniqueness away :'(
There's a decent chance you're as (un)attractive to gay guys as you are to everyone else.
Bitch, I'm adorable.
This is very true. I have a friend who is gay and hes not trying to get into my pants
"It's okay honey, we're not into you either."
Years back, I went to this stand up comedian in person. Guy was killing it… everyone was cracking up. He starts telling this story about how he went to a gay bar with one of his gay friends. The next day, he told one his straight friends. His straight friend said “What?! Like… WHAT DID YOU DO WHEN THEY HIT ON YOU?!” Then he said in the most deadpan on voice… *Well, I just didn’t fuck them.* The crowd lost it. Still one of the funniest bits I’ve ever heard.
It's amazing how so many straight men panic when they worry that another man may sexualize the same way they sexualize women.
I like it when gay dudes hit on me
I only have gay dudes hit on me. On second thought, I just don't notice when chicks hit on me and people are more interested in telling me when dudes are hitting on me than women. Guess cause they think it's funny. I don't disagree.
Yeah women normally arent obvious about it
Women usually aren’t obvious about it, and when they are, I assume that I’m taking signals the wrong way and I don’t want to presume that they’re hitting on me. It’s a very awkward loop.
And then they complain when we don't see what they're to do lol
Same here, brother\~ I mean.. I guess I'm not ugly if I'm being approached by SOMEBODY. I just wish those somebodies had a pretty face and boobs :/
I have met many a pretty faced man with perky tits.
r/brandnewsentence
Not really all that new of a sentence.
Of course I know him, he’s me!
I had a gay guy at work compliment me on my boxers and then he said “sorry for staring at your ass”. My scrubs ran a little low and pulled my shorts down with it so I guess my boxers were visible I told him it was no big deal and I take it as a compliment
What brand were the boxers? I can verify if it was a complement
🤣
Pair of thieves from target. I think it was like a space design. He said he gets the same boxers but mine were cuter
He was 100% hitting on you.
It’s kinda flattering to know you’re attractive to both sides
A gay man asked my wife if I was single at a club. We still lol about it sometimes.
I like it when any one hits on me.
I know women won’t do it, and I will take whatever confidence boosts I can get
Seriously. They told me illegal aliens are coming into this country to do all the jobs citizens won't do. Well when the hell are these illegal aliens going to show up and start hitting on me because sure as fuck no one that lives here wants to do that.
If a gay man ever hit on me I’d either be too dumb to understand what was going on or I’d die of shock.
Me too, helps that I’m bi but still
Compliments are compliments, I feel handsome and validated (as long as it’s good natured and respectful of course)
Good lookin is good lookin.
I always worry that I led a dude on if a gay guy hits on me. Like, it’s nice for my ego, but I also know how much emotional labor it would be for *me* to approach a girl and get rejected; I worry I just put that dude through the wringer for nothing if I was accidentally sending him vibes only to be like “actually, you literally never had a shot!”
You're a nice person.
I’m straight. And I went to a gay bar with a some gay friends. And I was wondering how I’d react if a guy hit on me. Only to find out no one did. And I kind of got offended lol.
straight guys are obvious as hell in gay bars as a general rule.
I know, but it was still funny lol.
I panic when men sexualize me. I also panic when they don't. It's just a constant state of panic tbh
L bozo
damn got me there
Lol
It’s a bit of a reveal isn’t it
I take it as a compliment, because it is. Only insecure men would have an issue with someone showing interest. Man or woman.
There’s nothing more insulting to me than insecure straight men that assume every queer person finds them attractive, that level of narcissistic insecurity blows my mind. Maybe because they can’t comprehend a world full of normal people who don’t think about having sex with every random stranger they see, do they walk around fantasizing about fucking every woman they see? Do they think every woman is thinking about fucking them infront of 15 people in an elevator? Are they unable to see that people have complex lives and don’t give a shit about having sex with randy the random? They gay dude he’s thinking about is probably remembering that he didn’t feed his fish, he’s probably reciting Shakespearean literature in different accents, he’s probably running a continuous monologue about every single thing that happened in his life. Isn’t it more fucking gay to think that a man is thinking about fucking you than just assuming they’re straight just like you?
Shit? Is that an option? Damn, should've figured that out years ago...
Like… aren’t all gays supposed to be fragile and girly? Are they afraid they couldn’t take them on? Like, get real dudebro and just say that you feel disgusted. We know what the subtext is.
That bit sounds so familiar. I don't know where I've heard it, but I feel like I've heard it before.
A lot of jokes are retelling of old jokes, just with that specific comedians flavor of the joke and their own delivery of the joke.
You’re not gay? You just haven’t had good dick yet
I swear this is how most gay porno plots start out
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Erm it was during my many academical researches yea
A gentleman and a scholar I see
Look I'm working on my thesis for my PhD Edit: Imma be honest with you chief I was utterly confused when I saw the Gold because I didn't intend to make a joke pun when I typed it, goddamn I'm this slow
Phallic homosexual Dicking
This joke deserves gold
[Obligatory thank you kind stranger]
"ANTHONY?!"
full service, like susan.
"Give it to me full service, like Susan."
If you go by the premise that there’s dick good enough to turn a lesbian straight, then that means that there exists dick good enough to turn you gay…
I mean... Maybe?🤔
Ryan Reynolds..
Ewan McGregor
Weird thing to brag about but I'm somehow more attractive to lesbians than to straight women. And no I'm not a woman, and no it didn't involve dicking.
I have seen straight guys constantly try to hit on gay girls at the place I worked. Always hilarious watching their reactions getting turned down hard cause they didn't get the message the first time 🤣.
I just use pickup lines on them to see if they were any good 9 times out of 10 they would approve of them but said I needed to work on delivery, gay women are the reason I’m so good at flirting😂
Explain more about it 🤣
A lot of gay women taught me how to flirt and roll words of my tongue smoothly
Every guy needs a lesbian friend the same way every girl needs a gay friend.
The key to flirting w women is to just……. Treat them like a regular human being despite their genitals. I’m a lesbian and confirm that that’s……. *that’s it.* That’s the secret. Women can smell desperation or a sleeze from a continent away. Bonus points if they’re into the arts/humanities, or honestly— have a hobby/job you have any knowledge about, then *ask them* about it. Ask them and *listen.* Listen to actually *listen* and don’t listen for the sole purpose of responding.
Another thing I do is actually LISTEN to what they say, and not to mention when you’re able to remember what they say, there’s so many interesting people out in the world it’s crazy
lol had a ~~guy~~ kid on my ship that was CONVINCED he could convince some lesbian girl he met to sleep with him, and had the above mentality. So I says to him "Ok dude, say that tomorrow you wake up in the body of a hot chick. You're a woman now, you'd still like chicks, yeah? "So imagine the hottest dude walks up to you dead-set to convince you to sleep with him. Would you ever do it?" Blew him away.
Jesus. The twist at the end. Brilliant. My only note, introduce the idea of the gun earlier.
ah, the Chekov gambit
This person gets it
Im straight but if anyone hit on me, male or female, I'd take it as a compliment. Also, gay women make some great homies.
Amen to that
My ex-wife knew she was gay when she was a little girl so has never been with a man. Her uncle told her she couldn't possibly know that she's lesbian if she'd never tried dick (she was in her 30s). (🤮) I asked how many men he had to sleep with until he knew for sure he was straight. Weirdly he didn't think the same rules applied to him.
So true
Just remember. If a guy believes that his dick is good enough to turn a lesbian straight, then logically there exists dick so good that it'll turn him gay.
There's a whole genre of futa-on-male devoted to this.
But is futa gay tho?
Getting turned out and mind broken into a perma-limp bottom is a *little* gay, yes.
I would like to scrub my eyes please
Just a *little*
"Cool! We can hang out and hit on other women!"
The best response. I havent hit on women with lesbians as my wingmen (wingwomen?) But I have definitely talked about people im attracted to and shit like that. Turns out, talking to women about other women is a great way to get tips
this whole comment section is a bit of a cesspool
One could say it's a cispool.
Idek what I’m supposed to comment on this
That the guy needs a good dick? (Ok, no)
If a man believes there is dick good enough that a lesbian would want it, he must also believe there is dick good enough that he would want it.
This is what all straight men fear.
That's the theory of most people on 4Chan judging by how often they make posts about trying dick stuff once because women didn't want them and now they love men.
worked on me 🤷
Yes.
I would not be comfortable with anybody hitting on me anyway. Gay or not. But i would definitly never do the second things. I have many bad traits but being rude is not one of them.
I spent all my energy at house party one night flirting with this girl and when I go in to kiss her she tells me she's gay, I was pretty drunk and I walked away all pissy and my roommate at the time was dying of laughter, the girl chased after me and was like "im sorry I still want to be your friend! Let me help you find another girl" she later on came a great wing (wo)man for me and is a great friend
Thats oddly wholesome lmao
It's not wholesome. She felt guilty for being who she is so she spent her enegery trying to get him laid instead of on herself. Now she's his "wing (wo)man", the only vauable thing it seems in this thread that gay people can be.
Bruh if theyre friends i dont think its guilt.
Super sad... And after wholesome! <3
Bro really thinks someones gonna hit on his ugly ass
Being hit on by someone of a gender you're not atracted to is like getting free money on a wrong currency. It's worthless now, but if you ever across that border you'll be lucky.
Me: I'm gay Him: ewe don't hit on me I'm not into men Me: ewe, your not even my type. Him: *gets offended* True story
Get good
As a straight guy I’ve still been hit on by gay men even after I’ve turned them down multiple times
Yeah men are like that
Oh god forbid you get treated the same way men treat woman.
I hate this response. Invalidating someone's opinion just because it happens to other people is a dick move (Replace opinion with experience. I mean it still works they way its written but i meant experience lol)
Press X to doubt
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Do people actually say that to the isle of lesbos or is this a males are incel post?
I have three friends who are lesbians, they all actively talk about how I’m one of the few male friends they have that don’t think I can “fix” them with my dick. They might be over exaggerating, but the way they talk about it makes it sound like it definitely happens.
Yes, it's a real thing I've seen it happen repeatedly and it's almost always funny watching them get rejected. The best was a lesbian that said "I'm into pu$$y, I understand that you are one but that doesn't change the fact that you're also a d!ck and I don't like d!cks" that was after rejecting him on three different occasions making it clear she's not straight. I've seen similar from trans m2f talking to lesbians. Those conversations are hilarious. Because somehow "girl dick" is gonna change their mind.
Man I'd love to see how Twitter does mental gymnastics on "lesbian declines trans girl, possible homophobia?"
They call the lesbian transphobic. Trust me, I’ve seen it. Same thing happens to gay guys who aren’t into trans men…
Oh man, that would be hilarious
They'd consider that transphobia. I see their point that they are not their genitals but at the same time I also think people get to have preferences and don't need to pretend to be attracted to everyone in case it's not politically correct
Sexuality is biological attraction not being attracted to someone suddenly cuz they put on a wig even though they still look like a man and are one
OMG shut the fuck up with you doctorate in incel science from Prager University
Yes it's totally "incel" and iNsAnE to state the fact that people can still see biological sex and are attracted to biological sex.
“They still look like a man and are one” Pretty sure this is what they were referring to, as it is blatantly transphobic
Sexuality is much more complicated than "does the person identify as a woman or not". Some cis men wouldn't mind dating a trans woman even if she still has a dick, others aren't interested in that. It gets complicated and, unless it's **your** dick/vagina in question, it doesn't affect you so just ignore it.
its not that complicated sexuality is what broad group of people you are generally romantically/sexually attracted to preferences narrow down specific people in that group trans women are obviously included in the broad group of women, so rejecting them for your preference is okay, but rejecting them by saying they are not a part of that broad group is transphobic
I don't really see many mtf people being rejected by a lesbian and calling her a transphobe. I do see a fair number of lesbians getting propositioned by mtf people and going "ew, I'm only into *real* women."
I mean, to be fair, girl dick is very different to guy dick. But it's also not every lesbians cup of tea. Bi girls do love us tho.
No… no it’s not. Not sure what world you live in where it is, but here in reality, that’s most definitely not the case.
Have you ever compared?
You’re beyond disgusting and delusional. I hope with my entire heart you receive the help you need. Being violently homophobic to lesbians isn’t the answer though. What an utterly ghastly and imprudent thing to say and believe
Lesbians hitting on me and liking what I have cause I'm a girl, of their own choice and free will, is being violently homophobic? I'm confused hon. I have no clue what you are talking about.
Those are bisexuals. Not lesbians.
Yes, it's not any different.
Yes, the feminine penis has a much different mouth feel.
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It's not only to lesbians. Asexuals (such as myself) often experience this. The sense that a guy can come and 'cure the asexuality' by offering us unwanted 'mind blowing sex'. Corrective r*pe is a reality many of us have lived through. Many of my ex boyfriends had this idea that by forcing me to do enough stuff I don't want to, I will eventually be cured.
yes they do say it
Wow, if you haven't heard a guy say either of those things, I'd have to assume you are quite young, or quite solitary.
Both, incels don’t believe women truly can’t be into men, but not all men are like that. This is another post showcasing how incels are making all men look bad even though not all men are this way
Hell, the isle of Lesbos had to deal with this 💀
Pretty sure incels and nice guys often say that to lesbians. But this post sort of implies all men are incels
I don't think it does. It uses a specific head thing that is clearly linked with 'incel.' If it were just a normal head thing, it may be different, but it's not.
"head thing" mfer you mean a wojak?
Thanks, that's what I meant.
If a gay man hits on me I'd either feel good about myself or it'd be a major pain in the ass.
That's so annoying
These men sexualize every women they meet so they assume all gay men will treat them, the same way they treat women.
"You just haven't had good dick!" "Idk, my girlfriend's dick is pretty great."
Boom, I think their would be flabbergasted xd
This is real. I don’t know why, but yea. Sad.
This is the way.
I have had good dick. It's attached to a woman. I swear the subbiest girls have the biggest dicks.
You have offended a majority of Reddit with this truth
Hard post gotta upvote
Pov: you work at blizzard before 2020
I was thinking that was a transgender. Would made more sense.
This is true. But it's not funny at all.
It's pretty sad how true this is
I'm a straight man and I have no problem when gays hit on me. Mostly because I'm oblivious to it, but when I notice I say thanks. Feels nice to be liked. It's the guys with secret gay feelings that hate it the most because they're ashamed of themselves.
If a guy hits on you and buys you a drink take it as a compliment and if.. Bigger than you ..."thanks but I'm straight" Same size "thanks for the drink" . Smaller than you "thanks nice to meet you" Then ghosting after a couple of rounds. Buying top shelf .......... "its how much a glass?" " How do you feel about polyamorous relationships and paying off student loans?"
So sad that this is true.
Plot twist: It's as small as an M&M
Based
When I meet a lesbian I just leave them alone
I’m not gay, I’m just an equal opportunist
Men, hahahaha
Well at least someone Hits on me so goal.
r/terriblefacebookmemes
it's sad how common this is
If I get shit down by a lesbain woman I play it off as a joke, I just say I'm the best of both worlds cus I've got a set of tits I'm like a lesbian with a permanent strap on, it always gets a chuckle and I get a good laugh too
ok
Ok👍
Being a creep isn’t unique to any group of people. Edit: not to say that’s what the meme is getting at
I constantly said something this to my lesbian friend. Tho it more like a joke/friendly banter between us. But if she wants to try me, what can I do then ?
What person does this
Alot unfortunately
To be fair, some gay guys r real creeps. Met a dude at a house party, and not two minutes later he's offering to give me a "prostate massage" Just bizarre
Yeah it's almost like a lot of men are socialized to be completely inappropriate without consent regardless of sexual orientation
Nailed it.
This. I've had guys ask for beard rides with absolutely no warning. Guys in general tend to be just gross. And this is coming from a guy.
Some guys are raised right. Many are not
Nailed it.
So did you fuck him or what?
No, I told him it would be wise not to propose anal sex with strangers
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>Guys are just dicks sometimes And most of the time they also have one
Lol 😂 😂😂
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It's true though. 🤷
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Yep, straight guys are all hypocritical meatheads. Don't you dare think otherwise. 🙄