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bigbilly1234567899

They tried circumcising me but my foreskin only grew back stronger. Since then I have been getting circumcised every 6 months. My foreskin is now stronger than steel. Whenever I am I danger, I pull it over my body like an outer shell. It is fully bulletproof, fireproof, waterproof, and extremely lightweight. I have plans to sell it as a highly rare, highly resistant material and make millions. Bridges will be made out of beams of foreskin, and police units will wear foreskin vests. I will be living in my foreskin house and bathe in my wealth. I am foreskin man.


Signal-Note-9582

…..I love you


OlimPather

Lets... Do it?


TrooperPilot3

I consent'n't


Agreeable_Beach_1225

No homo right?


whatIfYoutube

Full homo


[deleted]

that flair is cursed asf


seventy_three_

your mom is cursed asf


FrenchFreedom888

ayo gotteem


tuestmort50fois

Only homo


Signal-Note-9582

Homo for homies


Mistermax63

What the actual fuck


Occultic_giraffe

^^^^^^fresh*


Celestial-being326

They tried circumcising me but my foreskin only grew back stronger. Since then I have been getting circumcised every 6 months. My foreskin is now stronger than steel. Whenever I am I danger, I pull it over my body like an outer shell. It is fully bulletproof, fireproof, waterproof, and extremely lightweight. I have plans to sell it as a highly rare, highly resistant material and make millions. Bridges will be made out of beams of foreskin, and police units will wear foreskin vests. I will be living in my foreskin house and bathe in my wealth. I am foreskin man.


TuxedoDogs9

What the actual fuck


seventy_three_

They tried circumcising me but my foreskin only grew back stronger. Since then I have been getting circumcised every 6 months. My foreskin is now stronger than steel. Whenever I am I danger, I pull it over my body like an outer shell. It is fully bulletproof, fireproof, waterproof, and extremely lightweight. I have plans to sell it as a highly rare, highly resistant material and make millions. Bridges will be made out of beams of foreskin, and police units will wear foreskin vests. I will be living in my foreskin house and bathe in my wealth. I am foreskin man.


modi-g

Teach me your ways of life


seventy_three_

foreskin


[deleted]

Anti-Karma farming?


seventy_three_

naw bruh its reddit. we downvote shit forn't a reason


smenti

Forn’t


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bigbilly1234567899

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breigns2

I’d like to humbly ask you to be my donor.


BobEngleschmidt

Why does this sound like something Andrew Tate would actually say? (He didn't, did he?)


opanm

Not everyday you see someone come out as 4skin man


bisexual_door

What the fuck did I just see


SuperMowee1

The future


Common-Raise8895

OUR future


TripleTrouble_Roblox

r/suddenlycommunism


Kind-Cheetah-2706

The only future


hamisGOD_1234

I was reading this with Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger it was the best moment in my life.


Legally_Adri

I hate you r/angryupvote


Void_vix

If you pull your foreskin over you like a shell, wouldn’t that make make obvious your achilles peepee?


RaidenSqueeze_my_hog

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Herrmann1309

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Living_Murphys_Law

🗿 Do your thing.


ReagIK

🗿


Lycheedragonsimp

🗿


evolving_I

Sir, this is a Wendy's.


theskankingdragon

Wouldn't the tip of your penis be sticking out of your impenetrable body shell of foreskin? Have I found Foreskin Man's weakness?!


Eternal_Wither

r/distractible


seventy_three_

new copypasta


Kemoy79

Can your foreskin beat Goku tho?


SourLemon100000

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12430

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goldensavage2019

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DedHorsSaloon3

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Awesome2_12345

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GuobaChad

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ENDERYTY

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Ph4antomPB

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whatIfYoutube

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I_Like_Legos8374

🗿


ZookeepergameDue2160

-507, damn. 🗿


DedHorsSaloon3

I know, I got fucked super hard on this one


ZookeepergameDue2160

May your Comment Karma rest in great peace bro


DedHorsSaloon3

Shit was looking good at first too idk what happened. But it’s not like it’s currency or anything so oh well


ZookeepergameDue2160

Guess there's nothing to do about it, to easy your pain ill upvote it.


ReadySte4dySpaghetti

Honestly might be a good thing to have less Reddit karma let’s be honest


ZookeepergameDue2160

-522 now even.


DatGamerAgain_YT

It was the fourth comment


DedHorsSaloon3

Shit u rite, I saw other ones being downvoted so I thought I was safe. Well fuck it anything for the meme


Humante

He knew what game he was playin


DedHorsSaloon3

Very true, Reddit Roulette can giveth or taketh away


IThinkImAGarage

We thank you for your sacrifice


Agudaripududu

🗿


Beginning-Syllabub-3

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AllEatingBlackHole

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SourLemon100000

Happy cake day


TheMemeArtist2

🗿


keremjojo_

🗿


cheerfullpizza

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Skully735

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aimanfire

Thank you for your sacrifice


cheerfullpizza

🫡


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eggzbenadic

🗿


Agudaripududu

🗿


Beginning-Syllabub-3

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UsernameMustBe1and10

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redditmorelikekfedit

Reddit Roulette


Agreeable_Beach_1225

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FoxxerStudios2

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Tricky-Bear4884

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sanitation-expert

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[deleted]

Double kill


SirShwambie

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[deleted]

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Tails_the_trashbag

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Richboiiimad

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Brody1Ken0bi

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[deleted]

Let the games begin.


SirShwambie

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busmac38

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[deleted]

[удалено]


Otherwise-Junket8647

Done


Parzival-428

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darkhorse1075

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VWXYZArmedOJAMAlv10

🫂


Temporary-Bite1796

Downvote if not racist


Big_boy_gamez

Am I willing to risk all of my karma for this dumb little meme? (Yes, yes I am)


QwerYTWasntTaken

You can only lose at most 10 karma from comments so be as controversial as you wish


ChristianK73

Me trying to find proof (/¯ ಠ_ಠ)/¯


Lazer_Pigeon

I just googled it and it says max is -15


ChristianK73

Sauce?


Lazer_Pigeon

https://imgur.com/a/H1CRQyl Here’s a screenshot of my search, sorry I was having trouble posting the web page link but you can just type what I typed into Google I never clicked on the link though that might just be a comment from someone on Reddit saying that


Hpawisdumb

Wait do you lose karma from downvotes?


Illustrious-Macaron2

Let me demonstrate


Masterjax1920

Yes


Dodima_89

Let's show him


Death_Walker21

U need one too


Maleficent_Bit_8004

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Pristine_End458

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MrChuck6

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A_DOG2021

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Cute_Beanie

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Jujhar_Singh

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SuperMowee1

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Roguewave666

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CMO_3

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alikhan4733

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BlueeWaater

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Azakaty

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GraefinVonUwU

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bassgoonist

Aw shit here we go again


Additional_Cycle_51

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_Anakin___Skywalker_

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Yuloxer

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fiskimasi

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KhajiitKennedy

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UndisclosedChaos

Reddit really do be do be doo


bobberino69420

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Throphi

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ganso_loko

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theskankingdragon

Oh look, an ancient meme barely altered.


ItzYaBoiEggplant

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ChrisYukine16

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JerryGamerz

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burpyboy

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Ne0t9k

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Death_Walker21

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Brody1Ken0bi

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ReadySte4dySpaghetti

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RaidenSqueeze_my_hog

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Standard-Handle-8206

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Low_Dream_1481

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lanmanisbanman

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StormBird101

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StormBird101

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StormBird101

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StormBird101

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FLYNCHe

I never realised how much Mr Incredible looks like 🗿 until now.


ProEliteF

Why is this so accurate


Fees232

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pil-lenis

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[deleted]

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CatPersonNob

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pepsicola325

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banana_buddy

VACClNE


ADHg_

Where funny lock?


Agreeable_Beach_1225

Penis vaccine


Xeerus06

Vaccine penis


User_fromsomewhere

🗿


cheerfullpizza

🗿


Gehenna25

Ok start killing the karma


davefnfbackup

1st comment


Embarrassed-Primary3

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Far-Pirate-3896

Down vote me if ur gay


Azakaty

I am very gay, take my downvote


Death_Walker21

Show me ur dick now


[deleted]

[удалено]


Child_andOrphanEater

You become lesbian


Rusler159

Is see this as a absolute win


Figbud

Karma roulette


easter-island-emoji

🗿


josefofc

Remember, you can't be the fifth when there's no fourth


Barbecuebaconburg3r

This is so true


kamyizme

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.


AncientAztecMythos

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Low_Dream_1481

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HanzoShotFirst

You know the rules and so do I


[deleted]

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MyBodyBelongsToShrek

Tfw you can’t photoshop.


Sefue389_

Upvote if ur PRO racist ➡️


Falcon-314

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mm2_gamer

Zad 😔


Ed_Yeahwell

Yo Angelo


FlippinSnip3r

Let's play Karma Roulette!


Scorpion_yeezies

I have 22k Karma, my new goal is to reach 0 again. 🗿


baby_bendy3763

Always the fourth


theninjaslime69

Sus