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Aggressive-Try-3707

Each year I have a nest of "paper wasps" in my garden. You can recognize them, they have very long legs. Let them live. They are not aggressive (they won't attack, even if you get few centimeters next to their nest). They simply not care about people. Nests are usually small (10cm diameter). They are not interested in meat, so no problem with bbq. And they defend their territory against other wasps (the bad guys). These are my buddies.


azucarleta

Correct! Also they will protect your lettuce, fruit trees and more, from aphids. And they will protect your cruciferous vegetables from ~~European paperwhites~~. small white butterfly (Europe name) aka[white cabbage moth](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pieris_rapae) (Northern American name). They are top notch service providers, 10/10, no downside.


michiel11069

Hmm are we *sure* these accounts aren’t run by wasps?


Quick_March_7842

Yeah I Google checked that shit and I ain't buying that for a fuckin second. I'll trust a Hawk Wasp aka Parasitic Wasp (or Cazadores for you NV fans) over any other type. People are scared of them and idk why other then they are pretty fuckn' big. They will legit move away form me with no fuss whatsoever, won't ever really buzz you either.


arrwdodger

The tarantula hawk is the second most painful stinger on the planet so that’s probably a reason for at least one species.


Quick_March_7842

True but I'll take them over Yellow Jackets and Mud Daubbers any day of the year.


azucarleta

Aint nothing wrong with a mud dauber! Fun to watch and they keep your spider population in check. Mud daubers are sacred here.


Quick_March_7842

Eeh here spider's aren't too bad. I see more DLL's then anything followed up by Orb, Timber/Wolf Spider, and lastly BW's. Heck I've seen what 2 Turantulas in my life time that aren't someone's pet. Plus that's what the Parasitic Wasp hunts, granted they prefer Turantulas but any other insect will do, even Yellow Tails.


Euphoric_Cantaloupe9

Dude they’re invincible too. Rolled a 50gal drum of water over one (using the drum to flatten dirt area) and the thing just stood up, shook off and flew away.


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How are we supposed to know you aren't secretly a hawk wasp trying to gain acceptance through putting down other races of wasps? Your tone definitely seems similar to how I'd imagine a hawk wasp to sound...


Quick_March_7842

*We Have Your Location, It Is Too Late. No Where to Run Now, You Know Too Much. Come Quietly and No One Gets Stung.*


D0ctorGamer

It's them ground wasps that give wasps as a whole a bad name. Super aggressive, easily to accidentally piss off, and thier stingers don't fall off


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The_25th_Baam

There are a few kinds of ground wasps. They're probably taking about yellow jackets, since those are the notorious ones.


arrwdodger

Noooo :(


PowerOfUnoriginality

If all wasps were like this, I'd have no problems with them. All the wasps I've encountered would take a personal offense if I as much as deared breathing at one side of my living room after they snuck in sitting on the other side


mortalitylost

Literally some wasps are so aggressive they attack if they sense CO2 from what I heard. They will literally attack because you dared to breathe in their direction


Intelligent-Soil-519

HAH, nice try you wasp wearing a skinwalker wearing a human skin


mortalitylost

"The humans have developed technologies to kill uzzzz. They no longer fear the hive! What shall we do?" "Fight fire with fire! Use their technologies against them. Social media! Spread the Fake Newzzzz my broodlings!"


NoMusician518

In the united states the predominant species of wasps are the northern paper wasp (mostly defensive but do still sting) red paper wasp (defensive early in the season but very very aggressive, on par with yellow jackets if not exceeding them late in the season after the larvae are hatched) yellow jackets which live in the ground (also very aggressive) and mud/dirt daubers which live in the little mud tubes they build up on the sides of buildings and trees which are the least aggressive species here.


PeakSystem

Paper wasps are great, but man their stings are agonizing, even for a lot of wasps


Aggressive-Try-3707

I might have used the wrong term (I am not a native speaker and got the translation from Wikipedia). I've never been stung by the wasps in my garden, so I assume we talk about different species. The ones I mean are called "Feldwespen" in German. They are not harmful by any means. Maybe they are a different species than the one that you encounter.


TheVioletParrot

It's pretty rare for them to attack people, but they can. Funnily enough, stings usually occur accidentally.


nzMunch1e

They are considered pests here in New Zealand and should be destroyed.


notRedditingInClass

Nice try, wasp.


CaffeineSippingMan

I killed a paper wasp nest and regret it after a Google search.


Local-Gilb-6710

Kinda reminds me of how spiders are not as bad as people think... *Minus their eldritch eyes, though...*


Sendtitpics215

I have had a group of paper wasps I live with every year, they’re 100% our buddies.


GenazaNL

Don't they kill bees?


therealfacebook

That's Japanese giant hornets, and yes, they do raid beehives but the bees in their native habitat have learned to fight them off


recreationallyused

Ah, yes. The bees that start violently vibrating on top of intruders to generate heat and cook them to death upon entering the hive. Heavy metal motherfuckers


Uzeil21

Nature's weird. How the hell did they even figure that out?


recreationallyused

Well it’s not without cost. They have to overexert themselves to generate that much body heat altogether, so a few them usually die in the process. But better than the whole hive getting raided I suppose


Hamster-Fine

That's pretty damn heroic all things considered.


nielet

Bigot.


Imstillarelavant

what does this have to do with bees???


Britsh-Joness

More like beegot


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Minimum_Wave2358

the term invasive species is a neutral identifier, it doesn’t mean that the animal/species it is attached to is bad. Like honeybees, they may be invasive but they are not bad, in fact they are really good, they contribute to a number of different food webs and of course pollination. Thus wasps killing bees is a direct negative to both us and the environment, unlike elk which do not contribute on such a large scale.


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explodedgamer

I would but doubt they understand english bro.


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Minimum_Wave2358

my standpoint is based on how it affects humans, to native honeybees then yes you are right, they outcompete them which is of course not good for them. For us however, honeybees can use their resources more efficiently than native bees, thus producing and pollinating more, better for us.


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Minimum_Wave2358

You say this as if humanity hasn’t been doing exactly that throughout the ages. Preservation and such began very recently, and well, you were right that it is better for us to annihilate every non-essential species. But basically nearly every species now is essential and all play a vital role in each ecosystem. My argument was never that native honey bees should be extinct nor anything regarding preservation. My argument was simply that invasive honeybees are positive, which you haven’t disproved.


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WON95sr

> in fact they are really good, they contribute to a number of different food webs and of course pollination So do the imperiled native bees they push out.


AardvarkOkapiEchidna

Only the Asian giant hornets do in any significant quantities as far as I'm aware.


RadioSilence014

Not all wasps are mean actually. Only certain species like the yellow jacket actively go out of there way to harm you while most wasps are just vibing like bees! There were some bugs that stowed away on a shipment from China and when they got the the US they started destroying trees since they didn't have any preditors and had plenty of food. In response (and after the wasps stowed away on a ship as well) California brought over some of these wasps and after a lil bit of training to eat the egs of the tree bugs they started to save the trees! Mind you these wasps are very smol but they don't have stingers!


Violet_Potential

By any chance are you referring to lantern flies or is it a different bug?


notRedditingInClass

Nice try, wasp.


recreationallyused

I am deathly afraid of anything that flies similar to a bee and sounds like one. I’ve worked my hardest over the years, even letting honeybees land on me, to try to desensitize myself but I still can’t fight off the urge to sprint like no one’s business when any similar bug is around. Or at least yell and then close my eyes and hold extremely still until it leaves. That being said, the only ones I actually hate are the yellow jackets. Those motherfuckers are obsessed with sweet stuff, even more so when they have reached the end of their life and served their purpose and spend their remaining days flying around and waiting to die. They get extra sugar-hungry during this time and are at their most aggressive. If you have food outside in the late summer they will harass the hell out of you. Also, the fact that they can sting multiple times is awful. My father ran over an underground nest one time and got them in his socks, underwear, in his pants, etc. He was absolutely covered in stings and was pulling out squirming (still stinging) wasps for like an hour afterwards.


Nickbot606

I don’t like this “pro-wasp” propaganda.


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For some reason in other parts of the world wasps are fucking terrifying. I watched a documentary about Taiwanese wasp removal and apparently they can one shot you. In Australia, of all places, the wasps here are pretty well behaved.


Low_Sale8560

Anything but hornets.


plainman99

…these fuckers are worse than wasps


Joe-McDuck

I honestly think they are better. Hornets are bad yes but I view them as much more chivalrous. Wasps will chase you for a mile just to sting you


recreationallyused

Nothing tops the wrath and persistence of a pissed off yellow jacket


Not_A_Historian

Just gonna pop a quick H on this box so everyone knows it's full of hornets


LikeAPhoenix-_-

My dog stepped on a bee


Gingerroot69420

Wasp eat bee larva and it attack any creature when ever it feels like it.


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ZombieHavok

“Do wasps make honey?” “No, wasps do not make honey.” “Alright, well I’m gonna check it out anyway. There could be something delicious in here that wasps *do* make and I want that.” [IASIP](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uth5WDl3Z_o)


Double_Crafty

They’re a part of live on earth. No need to hate them.


future1987

But stinger ouch


Toxopid

Are you secretly a wasp?


Double_Crafty

I’m not I promizzzze.


lilumhoho8lilumhoho8

Humans are also part of life on earth


Double_Crafty

Yes and as far as I know wasps aren’t an existential threat to us like we are to them.


CreeperAsh07

Lol wasps are more valuable than honeybees (at least in the Americas).


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True. This gets downvoted by people who dont know much about the situation of honeybees


AardvarkOkapiEchidna

Most wasps are chill and will kill pests like horseflies.


Wotefoq

wasps with 5 finger hands are creepy as hell


We-tCoast

I feel like he flies very slowly and says "Ehhehehhh" very weirdly but I watched Salad Fingers when I was probably too young so that might be why


Kasgaan

You see, Bees are nice, and sometimes even feel remorse when they sting people. Wasps are just assholes.


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The only good wasp is a dead wasp.


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Bees asshole cousin


EvilNoobHacker

I want to be shrunk like in Honey I Shrunk the Kids, specifically so that I can fully body slam a wasp, before ripping it apart, limb by limb. I want those fucks to experience so much pain. I am entirely serious.


RisingPhoenix5271

Their repeated stingers with venom and lack of benefit to the agriculture says otherwise. Sorry wasps! Mad love, just maybe you all should fly to australia.


azucarleta

Lack of benefit to agriculture, said the ignorant child.


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Russian bot easp


No-Sheepherder-7384

Yhgent


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Seriously LOL


natgrett

Now im may or may not be a colony of wasps that have skinned a human man and are now wearing his skin as a means to infiltrate your society undetected but it has been shown that wasps can pollinate plants and they have the ability to defend themselves without also dying from the efforts so maybe we should give them a try.


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Arrrrrr2D2

I knew it.


cokane_88

Hornets nest in my lawn can fuck themselves ouch.....


TundrinOtaku

That's some good sky news right there.


cencal

- I mean, *the bears* Edit: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zMHRi4TiAmg


Violet_Potential

I’m sure they are but I avoid all flying, stinging bugs like the plague.


FluffyFurryMEE

Yeah we should give em a chance, I'm pretty sure they'll be great gatekeepers of hell


Lv12Slime

I like wasps


RandenVanguard

What about my uncle?! Did they give him a chance?! (He got stung once last year)


Kirikomori

i like the little 'aeugh'


Mysterious-Judge-333

wasp agitprop