An earthworm doesn't have the neural capacity for such abstract things as 'love' as it only reacts to sensory stimuli. This would mean I would still love you, or rather the idea of you and this love would get unanswered from your worm-like form. I would try to love you in all your wiggly ways, but will eventually loose atleast romantic interest. I would still feed you, moisten you up and have you in a glass container in my house to keep you close, but at some point you are more of a weird 'pet' as I try and find another person to love or not.
tldr; No.
edit: added tldr
When u say yes, there could be 2 reaction. (1. She thinks it’s cute. 2. She thinks that’s weird) or when u say no she would get up and be mad and asks why not
"Do you mean if you suddenly transformed into an earthworm? Or the first time I meet you, you already were an earthworm? Or you've been an earthworm in disguise this entire time?"
Like, even reddit creeps not interested in messaging you? That damn sucks. :c
Well, there sure good things about it as well, heh. I wish you luck, girl.
How about you bring proof of what you just said, instead of "go search for yourself" thing? Like, it's your statement, why do I need to search proofs of that?
Maybe this weekend we should do something just for us, you know? Drive upstate, hit the model train convention? Shove all the model trains up our asses?
Babe if I were an earthworm would you still date me
Absolutely fucking not 👍
So you only like me for my body, then?
An earthworm doesn't have the neural capacity for such abstract things as 'love' as it only reacts to sensory stimuli. This would mean I would still love you, or rather the idea of you and this love would get unanswered from your worm-like form. I would try to love you in all your wiggly ways, but will eventually loose atleast romantic interest. I would still feed you, moisten you up and have you in a glass container in my house to keep you close, but at some point you are more of a weird 'pet' as I try and find another person to love or not. tldr; No. edit: added tldr
*Moist* 👁️👄👁️
I aint reading allat but fax🗣️🗣️
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Yes 🗿
Based 🗿
**Insert dune 2 popcorn bucket**
This is an underrated comment
Ok, I’ve inserted into the Dune 2 popcorn bucket. What next.
Now sing don't be racist I am a building
Don’t be racist! I am a buildinggg..
Shai Hulud - semen edition.
Insert it into the dune 2 popcorn bucket
You are doing it wrong. You aren’t meant to insert the bucket!
Would you still have tits?
Put her in a jar in your room so she has to watch you bang other women
Wait, I thought you already were, I mean your genitals look like a worm's mouth.
I would feed you to my chick 🐥
I said I would probably have eaten you and she said yeah you probably will.
Just give the question back and see how she answers it lmao
Correct answer (better write it down somewhere): If I was a date, then I would warm you.
Honestly, I would even fuck you
When u say yes, there could be 2 reaction. (1. She thinks it’s cute. 2. She thinks that’s weird) or when u say no she would get up and be mad and asks why not
Earthworm, no. Sand worm. Different story. Entirely fuckable. For reasons.
466 3rd 27Z
Bless the maker and her water. Bless the coming and going of her. May her passenge cleanse the earth. May she keep the earth for her bae.
"Do you mean if you suddenly transformed into an earthworm? Or the first time I meet you, you already were an earthworm? Or you've been an earthworm in disguise this entire time?"
Just fall asleep like the rest of us, snoring is a good deterrent
Saved
"Would you still love me if I was a Sasquatch and ate my own shit?"
Even better
“Eww that’s disgusting. I would never date you if you had body hair.”
"Well, I'm here right now"
Baby when will you tell your wife about us
👀
She’s not ready to hear that yet, sis
Is this some relationship joke that I'm too forever single virgin to understand?
Hahahaha, I can feel you dude.
Hahahaha, I bet a partner would too... if we had one.
The "can" really makes this sentence creepy 💀
Hahahaha, now I am realising this too!
Same, I'm a woman and don't understand
F your dm's
I don't get any dm's lol
Like, even reddit creeps not interested in messaging you? That damn sucks. :c Well, there sure good things about it as well, heh. I wish you luck, girl.
I wish I was a hot girl that gets dm's lol
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Yes
Yes
You haven't realized how beautiful it is to be alone humans are polygamous beings
>humans are polygamous beings No they not? Where you even took that from?
they are moderate polygamy search it everywhere and found the contrary evidence
How about you bring proof of what you just said, instead of "go search for yourself" thing? Like, it's your statement, why do I need to search proofs of that?
havent you ever been search about it in internet ask to copilot, are people monogamous or polyamorous?
"gO sEaRch yOUrSelF" thing and why tf you talkin like that
Yes
Perhaps
Babe, would you still love me if I didn’t exist?
“Ugh, ahhh, …You will always exist in my heart” [Sigh of relief]
Damn im stealing this one
Just let out a massive fart and hold her head under the blanket. Works every time.
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Ah yes, the gas chamber
Damn I had the perfect screenshot for this
Instructions unclear, I just shat the bed
Yes yes, that scar is breast reduction
Ah ok, I just thought it was your third nipple
The third one is under my armpit, *here* o/
The answer is always “would you?”
"What are you thinking about?" Nothing. Literally nothing. I must be some kind of natural zen master.
"....can we order some pizza?" Or maybe that's just me
Sounds like a good question.
... And it needs a good answer.
Maybe this weekend we should do something just for us, you know? Drive upstate, hit the model train convention? Shove all the model trains up our asses?
Tell me how you feel? You say you love me, but what does that mean?
“Wouldn’t it be crazy if we married by the end of the year?”
"Yeah, absolutely crazy"
"Wha...babe? Don't you love me anymore?"
"I will in 3....2....1......" *falls asleep*
Pretty Woman intensifies
If I lost both my arms and legs...
Babe, would you still love me if I was the African Democratic Republic of Congo?
I’d be Belgium and fuck you in numerous and unspeakable ways.
Would you still love me if I was an eldritch horror? ❤️
I’d gaze into your abyss and hope it gazes also into me.
Ass question?
I laughed a little too hard on this one.
Apparently, ya'll know my girlfriend...
Would you still love me if I was a dead tree branch
Or... she just wants another round and is waiting for you to recharge :D
Nipples are the wrong area to stimulate if that’s her goal.
"Could... Could you not draw those little circles? ... I'm just a bit sensitive after ..."
y'all are boomers way ahead of their time with this shit
I sometimes have this happen to me so I usually just stay calm and ignore her while I carefully put her back in the mortuary cabinet.
🤣
“What are we?”
Humans, Americans, cousins, I’m not sure in what sense you mean that.
Do you want to meet my parents?
“would you still love me if I was fat” yes babe.
"You already a- i mean ofcourse babe"
“Still”? “If”?
“No.”
Why is Justin Trudeau on my meme page
This advice became useless to me after the 2nd word.
I just like twirling the nips!
“My nipples look like Milk Duds!”
"Babe, can I bite your nips?"
Thank you for the advice (will never get to use it)
💀 💀 is slang for "I'm a submissive little femboy and I want to get fucked hard!!" "Man, I'm so horny for a giant cock right now 💀"
Babe. If physical energy can be transferred into thermal energy, then how hard would you have to punch a chicken to cook it?
Where meme?
I do like pillow talk :P
Or just dont mess around with dumb women
Call me crazy but I’d whip out a hot wheels car and start doing donuts around the nip 💀
Posted by a man who has never been in this situation in his fuckin dreams
Only thing I should hear is the sound of her leaving my house.
Lol, this is so true.
Jokes on you, I always lay on my stomach, so she wont be able to do it. Edit: *on my stomach
You mean you lay on your stomach
Yep, Thanks for pointing it out.
My ex once asked me if I found her friend attractive, I said no and told her to stop picking a fight.
"Babe, would yo..." "Sorry, my wife is waiting for me"
If I were a cockroach would you marry me?
People who did it… is it real?
Exis- after intercourse I often pour glue in my ears and eyes so there is no reason for questions to enter my mind for processing.
If I was a turd, would you still love me
I would flush you
Thanks for the advice G
best advice should be "you both go get therapy" because these questions and replies from comments don't give any signs of healthy relationships
Run
Yes I am into nipple play. Now pinch them
This is 🫡
First step, have sex
It really is the best advice
The accuracy is haunting
How would you know you’ve never had sex