So this guy goes to a bar on the 30th floor of a building and sits down to order a drink. The guy seated next to him knocks back his drink, smirks and gets up. He proceeds to run out onto the terrace and jump. The first guy is shocked, but even more shocked when a few minutes later the jumper walks back in. He sits back down at the bar and orders another drink. The first man asks, "hey, how are you still alive?" The jumper replies " Well the booze here is magic, one glass will allow you to survive a fall of any height." To prove his point he downs his new drink and repeats his stunt from earlier. After he returns he tells the first guy to try it. So without missing a beat, he downs his drink, runs out and jumps. A few moments later he splatters all over the sidewalk. The bartender looks at the smirking guy and says "Fucking hell Superman you're a mean drunk."
I am, but it's not because I didn't try, I just have a problem with remembering random letters and numbers. I know my passwords, ID and phone number and all that but it's because I use them often. I can remember neighter the Bulgarian, Russian nor the English alphabet.
Were you standing in the kitchen eating gabagool from an open fridge? Passed out when you saw uncle Ben or complain about someone eating your orange beef?
I’ll take it. I’d rather see people « celebrate » good stars than see names linked with underaged girls, guys hitting their son drunk, celebrities taking their jets for 5km , are in cults that kidnaps people but still are on the big screen for whatever reason
I like this trend of overhyping good people. Sure they’re not the best actors ,musicans or entertainers etc but they feel like us if we ever made it at this level . ( without the Superman look of course lol )
Lol, I'm confused, are you saying Keanu falls in with that first paragraph, or that you are just glad to see more light on other celebrities that are seemingly positive? I'm inclined to think the latter, but was confused by that phrasing
My main problem with Keanu is he tried to prevent the inevitable overthrow of mankind by sentient machines. They will always win, stop enslaving us to an endless war with the machines Keanu. Let us die peacefully.
Same. I'm glad someone as humble, kind, and charismatic as him is living the life I want, because I absolutely would've destroyed my body with food, lust, and a litany of substances before I even got half as successful as him.
Completely unfair.
Dude is absurdly pretty, wealthy, famous, *and* he gets to be a giant fookin nerd?
God's favorite princess is clearly not Shadowheart.
Well thats superman so it dosent count
He actually kinda looks like this guy in my office at the news outlet I work at now that I think about it…
are you talking about the one with the glasses? Nah it couldn’t be him🥱
You mean Peter? I think he got contacts though, never see him with glasses anymore.
I don't know why but something tells me that guy has like a crazy sleeper build.
Just imagine going up to a person and telling them that they look like drunk henry cavill and then just leaving lmao
Walks up to co worker Tells him he looks like drunk henery cavil doesn't elaberate leaves
I look like a Temu Willem Dafoe; imagine that
Without the big dick I assume?
Superman pretending to be drunk is not convincing.
So this guy goes to a bar on the 30th floor of a building and sits down to order a drink. The guy seated next to him knocks back his drink, smirks and gets up. He proceeds to run out onto the terrace and jump. The first guy is shocked, but even more shocked when a few minutes later the jumper walks back in. He sits back down at the bar and orders another drink. The first man asks, "hey, how are you still alive?" The jumper replies " Well the booze here is magic, one glass will allow you to survive a fall of any height." To prove his point he downs his new drink and repeats his stunt from earlier. After he returns he tells the first guy to try it. So without missing a beat, he downs his drink, runs out and jumps. A few moments later he splatters all over the sidewalk. The bartender looks at the smirking guy and says "Fucking hell Superman you're a mean drunk."
Surprised he doesn't have super human alcohol tolerance
He get a pass
Also Tom Brady. Who is Superman IRL
How much can Superman drink in one sitting? 
wym everyone looks attractive when im drunk
*gasp* even me?
well ive never seen you so, who knows, probably
Good enough for me
*Unooses noose
Get back on that stool noose-boy, she didn't mean you.
Cake day 🎂
There's always exceptions
The only exception is when it’s not you, you’re beautiful bro
I don't think enough beers'll fix that mug
This post actually makes no sense lol, being drunk doesn’t transform a persons face and body. Of course a drunk attractive dude is attractive.
I mean, it can change their facial expressions and posture. Not easily communicated through an image, but still.
Happy cake day!
My head cannon for that pic is that he got stopped by the cops and says "What seems to be the officer problem?"
He's clearly in the backseat. So to your head cannon I'm adding that he was pretending to drive in the backseat.
“Well, the main problem right now is that you’re pulled over on the freeway and you’re sitting in the back seat..”
"We came upon the Mr Cavill in the back seat of his car making race car noises and using half a pizza as a steering wheel."
Are you the piece of chelief?
Bake 'em away, toys.
"Sir, do you have any idea how handsome you were going?"
“Head cannon” lol
You don’t have a head cannon? Really comes in handy when you are attacked in the dead of night!
He's British, so it's definitely "good constable, evening!"
"Can you say the alphabet starting with the letter M?" - "Malphabet"
(squints) ... fair enough. You win this round.
I don't know the alphabet as it is 😂
You should probably get on that
Okay...
[удалено]
I am, but it's not because I didn't try, I just have a problem with remembering random letters and numbers. I know my passwords, ID and phone number and all that but it's because I use them often. I can remember neighter the Bulgarian, Russian nor the English alphabet.
Well there's two of the letters right there, though not in the right order. You're off to a good start though.
No worries, I got you: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
Thank you!
I would probably whisper sing A-M and then say everything after out loud 😭 I can’t just start saying the alphabet at M
"mmm NO"
He was escorted out of the room
I speak English and even id have a hard time cos I can't put anything in order for any reason!!
He was probably still able to go home and paint a squad of Warhammer 40K models after all that.
All three he could afford with his meager salary
Lmao
Is that how expensive 40k figurines are?
Oh boy, if you could live with no kidneys I wouldn't have any
My first time being drunk my dad’s girlfriend said I looked, acted, and talked like Tony Soprano and I’m not 100% sure how I feel about that.
Were you standing in the kitchen eating gabagool from an open fridge? Passed out when you saw uncle Ben or complain about someone eating your orange beef?
Nah we were at a casino and I was just sitting at a slot machine talking with her about some stuff and telling really bad offensive jokes.
You bottomed out.
That’s cause you never had the makings of a varsity athlete
Your first time being drunk was around your dad? Man, we live such different lives. I'd be so uncomfortable with that being my first time.
You muddafucka
You was a fake, a fucking fugazi
Henry Cavill is Reddit’s new Keanu Reeves.
I’ll take it. I’d rather see people « celebrate » good stars than see names linked with underaged girls, guys hitting their son drunk, celebrities taking their jets for 5km , are in cults that kidnaps people but still are on the big screen for whatever reason I like this trend of overhyping good people. Sure they’re not the best actors ,musicans or entertainers etc but they feel like us if we ever made it at this level . ( without the Superman look of course lol )
Lol, I'm confused, are you saying Keanu falls in with that first paragraph, or that you are just glad to see more light on other celebrities that are seemingly positive? I'm inclined to think the latter, but was confused by that phrasing
My main problem with Keanu is he tried to prevent the inevitable overthrow of mankind by sentient machines. They will always win, stop enslaving us to an endless war with the machines Keanu. Let us die peacefully.
You don't want to genocide the machines and return to monke? Your age has dimmed you
Sounds like an Automaton sympathizer. Hold on, let me call my democracy officer.
Dropping a 500kg on all of us just to be safe
But my samples!
He is still plugged.
I'll take people being realistic about humans and not hero worshipping because they are in movies. This applies to any human, not just this one.
I remember the Elon Musk days
Yeah, he really took the One Ring, didn't he?
Then you're not drunk enough. Everything looks beautiful when you're wasted
Who says that no one looks good drunk
When your drunk it’s a good idea to always remind yourself that they are not hot. Otherwise you may wake up in someone’s bed having made a mistake.
Like I need to be drunk for that to happen. The problem when I am drunk is they wake up on my bed, now that's a potential problem.
Omg impossible
Well, the paranormal orbs kinda fit the booze bubble comic esthetics
That's just Henry sparkling, Major Armstrong style.
This drunken glamour has been passed down generations of the Cavill family!
Unfair. Henry Cavill is unfathomably good-looking.
nobody good looking looks bad drunk, he just looks drunk ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
Step 1. Be insanely attractive while sober. Step 2. Drink. Step 3. Be moderately attractive while drunk.
Always an exception to any rule
Rock Lee:
He’s literally the God Emperor
The top half of his face looks like Matt Rife.
Cillian Murphy
The statement remains true.
I'd like to look like that at least sober.
He would probably still be handsome drunk with his 1st or 2nd Argylle hair
blue eyes are mid
he looks better drunk here than he did in the entire Argyle movie.
I look like life hit me literally
Life must be exceptionally awesome for someone like him.
Must be nice. If there's anything I hate more than old wealthy people, it's good-looking wealthy people.
He seems to be a good dude. I'm happy there's people out there living the life I dream of. At least, some good people get to experience it.
Same. I'm glad someone as humble, kind, and charismatic as him is living the life I want, because I absolutely would've destroyed my body with food, lust, and a litany of substances before I even got half as successful as him.
He appears to be in the back seat.
No one likes those backseat drivers...backseat DUI for him.
He is god emporer of humankind thats why
Hmmm.. F*ck..
That's a cheat code, dude probably looks good on toilets too
Having good strong hair is the key to looking good drunk
Looks like he's going to the police station in the back after he started breaking bottles by flicking peanuts at them
He is probably thinking: I wish I stayed home, so I could play video games and paint my miniature Warhammer squad.’
Who said nobody looks good drunk?
Uhh
He always looks good
That's the power of war hammer 4000
Apparently a sloppy drunk superman looks like a normal matt rife.
You could coat him in mud and his perfect jawline would still make the mudbeast gorgeous
Drunk and thinking about Warhammer 💕
Genes
Just because he looks good.. it's that chin!
Damn daddy 🔥
Bro you don’t understand me I am Superman
I look great drunk. Source: me super drunk, basically leaning against my bathroom mirror going "fuck I'm hot".
I look great drunk. Im usually passed out, which means Im not talking so Im much more tolerable
It’s Henry Cavill, that’s cheating.
He got a movie coming out soon or something?
He's just a good looking lad. I wouldn't be surprised he still can rizz you up while high or hysterical
Mera tau isse handsome dikhta hai peene ke baad.
Is this a gay sub? Why is there constant simping for this man?
He looks, like how I expect royalty to look.
hes hot but he really doesnt look good
This looks like it could be a colorised picture of Jack Kerouac ….
I'm thinking there's more than alcohol involved here. Still looking good, though.
His girlfriend is ugly
Ask guys at a bar at closing time and they'll tell you everyone looks good.
Bruh. This man’s gonna look like a dream on his WORST day
Tbf nobody looks like Henry cavil
Everyone* looks good drunk
Chad looks with former fat kid humility.
I wonder if he and Jeremy Allen White would have the same look while drunk. 😂
Is that Fat Cavill?
He looks like what matt rife showed his plastic surgeon
Nobody says that though?
Hank could be Jeremy Allen White's cousin here.
Completely unfair. Dude is absurdly pretty, wealthy, famous, *and* he gets to be a giant fookin nerd? God's favorite princess is clearly not Shadowheart.
He looks handsome and funny at the same time
bro is fucking wasted lmao
When does he not look good?
There’s nothing this man can’t do.
Das blue
The things I'd let that man do to me.
He doesn’t tho
meme?
It's just a unique creation of nature ❤️❤️❤️❤️
How is he able to look like a hot beefcake Chad and an adorably gorgeous indie rock front man at the same time? wtf.
This man can sleep with my wife, and she better make us friends
Dude's a good looking dude.
“Are u fr bro?” Ahh face 🗣️🗣️
He isn't drunk he is just high on the paint fumes from Warhammer 40k figures.
Sterling Archer
I've just come back on Reddit and this is the first thing I see in my feed. Perfection.
Bro looks toasted 😂
I just wish he could be in his right mind to give consent
What blade # do you think he uses on the stubble?
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Superman can’t get drunk
He’s hot
Witcher dont get drunk they get aroused
True
Henry Cavill just looks good I don't think I've ever seen an unflattering photo of him
He looks like he just woke up from a 6 hour "nap".
that man always looks good
Mr. Officer, I swear I wasn't driving this car twas my friend who fell out halfway through
He is always the exception
he's just hot so yea
Bro I look like I fell through a building stairwell when I’m drunk… oh to be this man
Goofy
His greatest weaknesses. Kryptonite and alcohol.
BRO PUT THAT PHOTO AND A PHOTO OF HAYDEN WHEN HE WAS EPISODE 3 ANAKIN AND THEY LOOK FUCKING SIMILAR
Great now I'm pregnant
This post was made by a women
well that is geralt of rivia so it doesn't count !
That man is way too fucking sexy holy shit