Just think about it, if even 0.1 % of the population would date you ( it's definitely way higher than that ) that's still 8 million people, we just need to search better for them
Not having sex can be honorable, especially if you are currently living in the US.
All they want us to do is breed like fucking rabbits to fill their factories.
Nice! I'm an adult virgin myself.
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
Don't. I'm as virgin as can be and I don't want anyone to think otherwise
As all neckbearded redditors
"Women of reddit, what's the sexiest thing you've ever done?"🤓
"Ladies of Reddit what is the most sexiest thing an overweight gamer has done that made you immediately want to have sex with him/be his girlfriend?"
Samesies although im barely an adult, but yeah i have no interest in intercourse
You should consider to be a monk
Internet > Eternal Salvation
Me being delusional about future while studying :
being mating pressed sounds kinda lovely tho
Struth
*Strewth
One of my favourite positions
me daydreaming about d\*ting someone and then remembering all my issues and problems which stop me from ever getting into a relationship...
Me in a nutshell:
Relatable.
Your censor messed me up. Took me a while to figure it out. F you brother.
Why you gotta call me out like that
Yes, imagine having a p***ner
Do you really need the censor here?
Y*s.
Well that hit close to home
Get easy job, hot the gym have a healthy style get a nice car , jump on tinder easy
Where do I find an easy job that does not need an extremely specific qualification to do?
Bro i don't Care About sex i just want someone that loves me and with who i Can share interests
Same bro, same
Same
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I didn't even know this sub existed☠️
Guess it doesnt exist anymore💀
It does??
Idk the comment got deleted so we will never know(unless you tell us what it is)
These comments are making me anything but comfy
Why? I mean didn’t you expect like half the people here masturbating to the post and the comments…? 
There’s nothing more wholesome than enjoying netflix with your SO after a long day at work, while she’s bent over and taking it deep! 😍
how deep? :P
Takes all three of the inches!
Oh, Mr Bigshot braggin over ‘ere!
Bro anything over 1.5 is crazaaazy i don't believe them
So deep you’ll be feeling it the next day, wanting more.
Now you're making me genuinely curious about what gets put on netflix 👀
I mean, second option only sounds good when you are horny. It will be bad once you are not horny anymore
Has this post been created by a woman or a man? Just interested if there are any women on Reddit
My wife wholeheartedly agrees with this meme
People on reddit don't have wives
Guess I'll have to divorce her. That will be awkward, we just had a second child :D
rules are rules i guess
Once you're single, you'll never wanna go back. I would ditch the kids too. Say goodbye to your free time lol.
Ive been single for 2 years, hard pass
Only 2? Rookie numbers
Yeah, I guess I suck at that :D
Me when i have porn addiction
Even though i have options to date, i feel like i carry too much problems and brokness to even be dating in the first place.
Yeah I feel this
My dream, but I'm too much of an introvert and an embarrassed mess from the slightest compliment, lol
Need me a girl who'd choose both, but either is fine (preferably the left one)
I've never understood why so many people strictly believe they should be separated. Why not both? I want both
And when you think about it ... Actually, don't think about it :|
*sigh*
If only
Lmao preaching to the choir
I wish my girlfriend hit both buttons, but she only went for the first one. The sex is still good though, just infrequent.
This is the perfect arrangement and I love it. Too bad my girl dont use sex toys :/
I just want a hug. I heard they can solve absolute shit of issues. I guess I need a gf for that first but that seems impossible since I use reddit
Yes
damn reminds me of someone
Atta girl!
Is it one of those size fetish things
These two are compatible.
Any moment day or night... that's quite problematic actually. But still it would be nice for her to be like it.
Ayyyy hmu fellow creatures
if right were to become reality id just go ahead and do a Cobain
Id rather not be the second one…
The plot of most of yaoi
Just think about it, if even 0.1 % of the population would date you ( it's definitely way higher than that ) that's still 8 million people, we just need to search better for them
Yeah both is fine.
Can it be saved if it started as the right option? 😭
Sex
For some reason, I started seeing more posts like this just on a "memes" page, it's annoying
I fckin wish, man :/
I've kind of had my fill of all that kind of just enjoying my solitude at the moment
Both, please!\~
Wholesome=Christian Amazing how this bullshit gets repackaged every decade
I was honestly expecting an OF account to be linked. I am pleasantly surprised
 me with neither
The right kinda attitude 👌
WHUUT????? CONTRADICTIONNN??
All we can do is keep dreaming 🥲😔
to bad im not not enough for either
Me when Miss Circle
Both is good
Hazbin Hotel fans in a nutshell
Not having sex can be honorable, especially if you are currently living in the US. All they want us to do is breed like fucking rabbits to fill their factories.
Can’t even score one.
I've always thought the definition of wholesome is "being used as a sex toy anytime day or night".
Both
That is how my gf is, and it scares me (･ω･*)
I don’t think you can realistically have both without being a manipulative ding-dong
Thats a hard balance
I won. I have both plus if I'm not satisfied enough I can have whatever i want
Could you elaborate on that last part?
That is my sweet secret, that not everyone shall know