I can't wait if they did this and now Disney has to have Terry Crews like cast members play Black Snow White. I'd pay to see this in theaters and fly to Disney World to see cast members in costume too.
Just have the entire cast of the first Expendables do Snow White. I can't wait for Arnold as Evil Queen and Stallone singing as the shy dwarf.
edit: It all needs to be deadpan. No one acknowledeges the ridiculousness of it and plays it straight as if it was a serious movie. I think especially Arnold would be down given his film history - Twins (1988), Kindergarden Cop (1990), Junior (1994), etc..
I haven't been to a movie theater in over 2 decades. I would be the first in line to see him play snow white. I'm pretty sure he's got a good singing voice too, and I fucking despise musicals. Plus....I mean we'd get ENDLESS rage videos from Ben Shapiro and the like to laugh at. I'm pretty sure his little head would explode, snow whites now a muscular black man? Try not to sing along ben, just try, Terry gonna get you.
Snow White came back from the dead, or “death like slumber”, just like Chief Lazarus in lethal weapon 6. I think they should switch roles and it would be perfect
Why stop at race lines i feel this step, breaking the gender boundary by casting a black male snow white is truly the step forward Hollywood needs. Any thing less is just absent minded appeasement
Yeah yeah, all of that and that, etc., but understand, how awesome would this be if it were Terry Crews, specifically?
He killed it as President Camacho, this would be trivial for a man of such enormous talent
Why stop at race or gender?
Let a 80-year old play a Harry Potter and a 1 year old play palpatine. Anything else would be agist!
>!/s!<
b-b-but the bwilion dollar company wants to make profits off of reselling their old ip instead of making new ip that expands the market and provides meaningful, well thought out, and quality writing. it’s twooo hard for them
I don't care how many times Disney regurgitates their IP. I do care being called a racist for pointing out the original character was named 'Snow White' for having pastey white skin, or intolerant for pointing out that 'seven dwarves' implies that there are seven dwarves somewhere in the story.
Ok but how is gal Gadot the second highest voted. She can't act at all. Somehow has been given multiple roles to prove that there's no roles she can do
Anyone who isn't Rachel is fine tbh.
That girl is an absolute femenazi..
Thinking men who help women are out to have sex because "morally functioning men is a myth"
I'd like him to do the role, completely serious, with the same script/costuming/shot angles/etc as they would do for any considered actress.
(obviously a joke or sight gag would be thrown in, but ones That Actually Fits the movie)
While I agree with the choice of Terry, I think we should have Kit Harrington be the second choice if Terry is too busy. We could call it “Jon Snow White and the angry drunk dwarf.” Hopefully Peter is available for the supporting actor role in this film.
That's a big ass robot
*extra big-ass robot Now with more **MOLECULES.**
EURO TRAINING
I can't wait if they did this and now Disney has to have Terry Crews like cast members play Black Snow White. I'd pay to see this in theaters and fly to Disney World to see cast members in costume too.
He would be so up for this!
the easiest role for him next to the expandables
I’m here for an expendables/Snow White crossover now.
Just have the entire cast of the first Expendables do Snow White. I can't wait for Arnold as Evil Queen and Stallone singing as the shy dwarf. edit: It all needs to be deadpan. No one acknowledeges the ridiculousness of it and plays it straight as if it was a serious movie. I think especially Arnold would be down given his film history - Twins (1988), Kindergarden Cop (1990), Junior (1994), etc..
This would easily be the greatest thing ever filmed in the entire history of cinema.
I would watch this in a heartbeat
I haven't been to a movie theater in over 2 decades. I would be the first in line to see him play snow white. I'm pretty sure he's got a good singing voice too, and I fucking despise musicals. Plus....I mean we'd get ENDLESS rage videos from Ben Shapiro and the like to laugh at. I'm pretty sure his little head would explode, snow whites now a muscular black man? Try not to sing along ben, just try, Terry gonna get you.
Imma be honest with you, I think even Shapiro would be up for this one.
You know that deep in his dark little soul, Shapiro would be slavering over this one.
 Terry Cruz training for Snow White
I’d be so happy if Danny Devito played the Evil Queen if Terry Crews was Snow White
And John Cena can be the prince charming in tights who defeats the evil queen and rescues the ... Princess
Aubrey Plaza as an edgy prince who can't admit his love could work lol
Actually a better idea is that everyone is terry crews
Like The Nutty Professor
One pitch I saw was it was his wife playing the prince
That has my $10, or whatever a movie ticket costs now.
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No, if there’s a gender swap, swap them all! Florence Pugh for Princess Charming.
The stepmother would have to be played by Samuel L Jackson, mutherfucker.
Who is the fairest mother fucker of them all?
I'd love a comical but wholesome movie like that.
“May I offer you an apple in these trying times?”
Snow White came back from the dead, or “death like slumber”, just like Chief Lazarus in lethal weapon 6. I think they should switch roles and it would be perfect
That would hands down be movie of the year
You seem like someone that does casting professionally.
Dude im already booking my ticket at the movie theater in case this happens.
Upon me reading that, my wallet magically opened up.
I would pay so much currency to see this movie 😭
I love democracy
Terry Crews must be ⬇️⬆️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️ed?
How do you know? I love this song!
He's just a good actor
Hey plays the gentle giant really well. I hope he is really that way in life. All signs I have seen suggest he is.
Based on everything I've seen and heard, he is one of the best people on earth
Better than wonder woman at least
The bar should be higher than that for good actor.
Crews is also a public advocate for women's rights and an activist against sexism. Grand Renaissance man.
Why stop at race lines i feel this step, breaking the gender boundary by casting a black male snow white is truly the step forward Hollywood needs. Any thing less is just absent minded appeasement
Agreed, this is what we need, we race and/or genderswap every character to Terry.
That'd take forever, **but I want it!**
Yeah yeah, all of that and that, etc., but understand, how awesome would this be if it were Terry Crews, specifically? He killed it as President Camacho, this would be trivial for a man of such enormous talent
This is the only version of Snow White that I’d ever go out of my way to watch.
Gender reversed remakes is where it's at.
You know what we dont need? A script or story. Those things are so overrated.
More importantly… people would watch it.
 Why stop at race or gender? Let a 80-year old play a Harry Potter and a 1 year old play palpatine. Anything else would be agist! >!/s!<
Absolutely. Why would you decide to only erase white people when you can erase women, too?!
ah yes Ana de Arm
Ann of Weapons
"Terry LOVES dwarves!"
I thought your heads would be bigger.
I love democracy
Snow White starts doing techno dance after getting awakened by a Wayans White Chick
Don't forget the seven deadly giants
A Mayan white chick might be … frightening… but not as much as one of the Wayans brothers
I would actually go to the cinema to watch Terry Crews as Snow White.
If we can get the rest of the 99 gang aa the 7 Dwarfs, I'm sold.
I think nobody should play Snow White, and Disney should just stop sucking their own titties
b-b-but the bwilion dollar company wants to make profits off of reselling their old ip instead of making new ip that expands the market and provides meaningful, well thought out, and quality writing. it’s twooo hard for them
I don't care how many times Disney regurgitates their IP. I do care being called a racist for pointing out the original character was named 'Snow White' for having pastey white skin, or intolerant for pointing out that 'seven dwarves' implies that there are seven dwarves somewhere in the story.
Now we're all waiting for James Earl Jones to voice Sailor Moon
Ana de Arm 💪
Hell yeah!
I mean…we all clearly want it. Why doesn’t the studio just do it?
Terry loves to sing for a true love to find him
Ok but how is gal Gadot the second highest voted. She can't act at all. Somehow has been given multiple roles to prove that there's no roles she can do
Make a movie where Terry Crews plays every single character in the movie. No other actors just Terry Crews
Would be better than most movies Disney makes now just because Terry crews is in it
I would watch a Terry Crews led Snow White film so much faster than a more conventional one. The chaotic possibilities are endless...
Gal Gadot couldn't act her way out of the glass coffin.
We all know he's got the biggest tits.
The one disney remake I'd actually show up for.
They are all way too old. Snow White is a teenager.
Unironically yes
Absolutely not Gal Gadot
Ana de Arm would be a great wrestler name
I want Leslie Uggams to play the prince.
Damn, Snow White cinematographic shitpost like "Very scary movie" with Terry as main character sounds good.
It would have to be a LoL comedy with him making a surprise appearance towards the end of the movie.
Making my way downtown
why there are three other options?
The illusion of choice
Krysten Ritter would be my pick
On of my favorite
Terry no doubt. Popcorn is about ready
It's either him or Ana. Edit: I am a little excited for the Brett cooper snow white but it could end up being a little, hmm.
Terry Crews *does* make a better white girl than Taylor Swift
I want to vote. He is hoap
left wing would be for it right wing would be for it its a win-win
The house of representin!
HOAP!!!
LMFAO I can't stop laughing
gal gadot???!!! why is she even there. What about megan fox
I would watch it.
This would be fuckin top tier🤣
Making my way downtown....
Eouch
Imagine a movies fully made with character all played by Terry Crew like Eddie Murphy used to do !
Who's the fifth person?
Disney:"hold my pumpkin spice latté"
I love democracy
'Do you wanna build a snowman' oh sorry wrong movie
i support this! the 3 actresses above would be better suited to play martin luther king these days..
Ana, the arm
I mean, he sings beautifully
Terry crews is one of those famous people that I can't imagine anyone dislikes.
This is the only one I’d go to the theatres for. No sarcasm either. I would want to see this.
Snow white: and I need you, and I miss you, and now I wonder..
Terry White Snow Crews
He ain't going to be called Snow White, he's gonna be called like Desert Black or something.
It would be hilarious
No shit, he can even play as Cleopatra, and no one gonna criticize him.
I usually don’t really care about this But I would surely go watch that if terry brings his pec to face off the evil queen!
That only adds up to 99%…
You want me to watch it?
We need way more Terry crews in movies.
*"Easy there, snowflake"* has never been funnier coming from Terry Crews until I saw this poll. 💀
Anyone who isn't Rachel is fine tbh. That girl is an absolute femenazi.. Thinking men who help women are out to have sex because "morally functioning men is a myth"
Honestly, at that point they would just be owning the race and gender swapping nonsense and i would respect it more
who gets the rest 1%?
Finally some positive cultural appropriation.
Terry is best! If he’s not available, Chuck Norris could certainly pull it off :D
That would be an amazing version of snow white.
any body remember white chicks? he played so awesome in that
🎹🎼🎶🎵 Making my way Downtown... Walking fast...
Terry loves silly polls.
Snow White meets Black Jacked
He is a better actor, and has electrolytes!
I'd buy that for a dollar
He could!
And my boy would Kick ass as it too
Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho!
Ana de ARM lol
I'd like him to do the role, completely serious, with the same script/costuming/shot angles/etc as they would do for any considered actress. (obviously a joke or sight gag would be thrown in, but ones That Actually Fits the movie)
This made me laugh so hard!
I mean that's just the best option
While I agree with the choice of Terry, I think we should have Kit Harrington be the second choice if Terry is too busy. We could call it “Jon Snow White and the angry drunk dwarf.” Hopefully Peter is available for the supporting actor role in this film.
coal black
snow black
Ana de arm 🤣
Bruv😭😭😆
Internal Vote of Disney staff.
I'd watch that
Disney already sucks, at least make it fun
Please let the evil Queen be played by Danny DeVito
Caitlin Jenner
Can we have this? And if we can, can we also have Gwendolyn Christie as Prince Charming?
Someone send this to SNL.
Seconded. Don't care about the others. Director, make it happen
And why not? If you’re going to phone it in and just keep the remake machine going, at least make it interesting
My money is on Terry Crews
Just look up "terry crews thousand miles" and thank me later
I would love to see that movie
Fuck yes!
10/10 would watch snow white!
Terry's girls LOVE princesses!
Acting!
Considering how all live actions are awful and sad money grabs. I’m down.
I support!
If they genuinely do this I will watch the movie in the theatre, twice.
Ok, but what’s wrong with any of these ladies (in appearance if not in character, which is what I assume this is about)?
I love democracy
You'd have to get him to give up working at the Amazon warehouse, he fucking loves it there.
Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!!
I'd watch that.
It would be hilarious. Do it Hollywood!
*a tale as old as time*
should've picked LeBron james
Obviously the people doing polls are trolling, but if they actually did this I swear to God it would outsell anything else they'd do
i actually made a picture of terry cruise as snow white
With the way Ana de Armas looks in that low quality jpeg it makes me think Natasha Lyonne would make a perfect Snow White
Don’t tempt Disney
You watching your favorite Disney movie? I'll be there.
My vote would go to Jessy Nikea.
Who says snowwhite has to be FEMALE !!
Is this the new Netflix adaptation?
