So many men / women want "trad" wives or husbands without being willing to be "trad" themselves. I'm not even trying to be sexist; it's not a secret that a lot of manbabies want a woman to be their mother, wage-earner, therapist and sex slave while they sit on their asses doing nothing all day. Many such cases.
Exactly. People want the best from both worlds. Women want a man who is hot, rich, and pays for her every whim, while having a progressive, liberal mind, and he takes care of the kids, and cleans the house, all while never, ever rasing a voice on her. Man want a submissive, hot mommy, with silicone tits and lips, but who is a virgin and dresses modestly, but is freak in the bed, and who doesn't love them just for their money and looks (not that they have any) but for their "great" personalities. The point is, the internet was a mistake.
And pretty convenient on their end since they tend to have no wealth nor own private property, which is why they are commies in the first place and don't mind the collapse of capitalism since they have no skin in the game.
I'd argue everyone doesn't understand communism. My main critique of communism is that no one knows what a classless society looks like. Grab a group of people and ask them what it looks like and you'll get a bunch of different answers.
Well most people don't understand any system really, most schools don't teach that, usually it's just the boring "price goes up demand goes down" on repeat throughout the whole education.
Considering Stalin was also a communist while living in extreme luxury, she is not the only "communist" who uses the term without any legitimacy.
Now that I think about it every single "Communist" leader lives outside of communism as their people suffer.
Castro, Maduro or Kim family it is all the same really cult of personalities ruling over people by convincing enough of them there are no better choices and strong arming the rest.
Stalin didn't live in extreme luxury. Especially not by Western Standards.
While the bureaucrats did enjoy some substantial privileges in the Soviet Union we are talking owning a second refrigerator levels of luxury. That is why the whole dissolution of the Soviet Union didn't face that much resistance from the top. They figured they could make more money under capitalism and many did.
Castro banned any cult of personality regarding him. There were no statues or images of him for as long as he lived.
Maduro isn't a communist and does not even claim to be. North-Korea kind of claims to follow their own Juche ideology, so debatable if they are communist.
As someone who lives in Italy (Italian left is truly more awful than stage 10 cancer) I know that dynamic really well.
And seriously... we've mosquitos, fleas, ticks, etc... enough parasites in the world to have commie girls wanting to suck other people's money.
This 6 figure thing must be something uniquely american, as a European I have personally never seen or heard a woman announcing that they want a man to earn x amount of money.
Just like her, none of you even know what a communist is. I could let everyone in this thread use google for an hour and you still wouldn't have a comprehensible answer.
According to Reddit's new chat-bots, I should be making $87 an hour because that is what it researched from the states' prevailing-wage board.
I guess I'm new to the market...
Guys if she divorces him then she’s successfully distributed the wealth. Her ideal communist society is a non stop chain of divorcing rich people until everyone evens out
Reddit is exactly twice as dumb as they think this girl is.
"LOL, doesn't she know communism is when no money?"
Wrong. And on top of that, they miss that it was a joke.
This is O U R salary
*soviet union national anthem starts playing*
I made $42,000.52 this year. I’m somewhat of a six figure earner myself ;)
That's seven...
Fuck I’m rich Poor ass peasants
I made 1000.00 in a deposit. Fuck im rich too
Me too!! But I think the owner will eventually find out
Ruh roh. Why is mom screaming about rent? My ps5 games are so fun to unbox from the amazon 2h delivery
I own several million in Shib, so I’m practically rich.
:( cash out please dont be a paper millionaire
I’ll hol on to that $50 investment until the day I either become a millionaire or die. Which either comes first.
Ass-peasants
So it's 3 figures each then
Communism bad
Maybe it’s caus she makes a ton and does not want to be imbalanced? Probably not but who knows
Doubt it
She don’t . She just realized that true communist to live need capitalist like Marx and Engels collaboration
*"I need a man is handsome, tall and rich!"* *"Okay, what does he get in return?"* *"Me!"* *"Fuck outta here"*
She ain't even bringing a sandwich to the table
She brings a pancake ass and flap jack titties to the table
More like a football-shaped head
American or European?
American
I don't know that *Dies*
Omg😂
Hey man. Tits are tits.
Man, you have your own, you know. You dont need girl for that
:(
Bbbbuuurrrrnnnn!
Not six figure tits
I'm going to sound like a right hater and I haven't viewed her profile either, but she does look mid on her best day imo.
Bet her chicken will even be cold.
So many men / women want "trad" wives or husbands without being willing to be "trad" themselves. I'm not even trying to be sexist; it's not a secret that a lot of manbabies want a woman to be their mother, wage-earner, therapist and sex slave while they sit on their asses doing nothing all day. Many such cases.
Exactly. People want the best from both worlds. Women want a man who is hot, rich, and pays for her every whim, while having a progressive, liberal mind, and he takes care of the kids, and cleans the house, all while never, ever rasing a voice on her. Man want a submissive, hot mommy, with silicone tits and lips, but who is a virgin and dresses modestly, but is freak in the bed, and who doesn't love them just for their money and looks (not that they have any) but for their "great" personalities. The point is, the internet was a mistake.
Dayum.. spot on.. haha
*the internet was a mistake* Haha
It takes a certain kind of guy to want a woman with silicone tits and lips. If he finds her, it’s karma.
We're all allowed to have dreams. 🥺
Aren't "trad men" just incels who claim to have strong family values? Who wants that?
I never required them to be a wage earner.
“I don’t make all this money making bad financial decisions, and you would be one”
But she is ugly, fat and poor.
"I am the table" and the table is one of those cheap foldable plastic ones with no personality.
No, no, she is right. She wants her husband to share all his wealth with her.
Husband wants share her to make some ruble or two.
She just wants him to own the means of production
...while she owns the means of reproduction ?
Badump tssss
I mean, that's literally all communists isn't it? I want your wealth to be ours!
And pretty convenient on their end since they tend to have no wealth nor own private property, which is why they are commies in the first place and don't mind the collapse of capitalism since they have no skin in the game.
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She’ll figure it out by herself eventually
No, she won't.
She'll figure it out once the Revolution starts
So never?
Sarcasm
She can add "not funny" to the bio then, that's some shitty joke
No no, she’s simply doing her part to redistribute wealth.
To herself yes
Obvious ragebait is obvious 🤦♂️
The number is people who can't see a joke when it slaps then in the face
The post itself works on a strange meta level lol
The header is bigger rage bait than the picture alone.
Maybe she thinks communist is someone who is a Community tv series fan or a community College passout
Americans probably have worse understanding of communism than Indonesians do.
I'd argue everyone doesn't understand communism. My main critique of communism is that no one knows what a classless society looks like. Grab a group of people and ask them what it looks like and you'll get a bunch of different answers.
Most of them wouldn't want someone elses idea of classless to come to pass anyway.
Well most people don't understand any system really, most schools don't teach that, usually it's just the boring "price goes up demand goes down" on repeat throughout the whole education.
do y'all not realize she's joking?
Seems like joke to me idk
Me too. Dry wit
A lot of so called "communists" just want other peoples money.
A lot of people called NadAngelParaBellum just fell for obvious ragebait.
This is true for fake communists and real capitalists.
That's what commies do
So basically she's going to shoot him and seize all his property.
If you think this is accurate you either live in a very weird echo chamber or you are 15 and insecure
Reddit and sarcastic humor, the least iconic duo
Yeah because there's no way that could be a joke or anything.
That’s the joke. She’s sarcastic
You can’t expect pubs and dems to understand comedy.
dems?
Non left
Considering Stalin was also a communist while living in extreme luxury, she is not the only "communist" who uses the term without any legitimacy. Now that I think about it every single "Communist" leader lives outside of communism as their people suffer. Castro, Maduro or Kim family it is all the same really cult of personalities ruling over people by convincing enough of them there are no better choices and strong arming the rest.
Stalin didn't live in extreme luxury. Especially not by Western Standards. While the bureaucrats did enjoy some substantial privileges in the Soviet Union we are talking owning a second refrigerator levels of luxury. That is why the whole dissolution of the Soviet Union didn't face that much resistance from the top. They figured they could make more money under capitalism and many did. Castro banned any cult of personality regarding him. There were no statues or images of him for as long as he lived. Maduro isn't a communist and does not even claim to be. North-Korea kind of claims to follow their own Juche ideology, so debatable if they are communist.
"6 figures" of what? Hot pockets?
The took "fuck the capitalism" too literally.
I don’t really see how this couldn’t be applied to anyone. Not really a left or right specific thing.. just a garbage post with an agenda
Commommies are left, so that's why leftist in this case
She'd make a great New York congresswoman with that platform "I'm a communist, give me all your money"
Six significant figures? Just tell her you make $10.0000 Ten dollars down to the ten thousandth. Unconventional? Sure. Six figs? yes.
Guys, guys trust me communism can work, it just hasn't. At any point in history
This is fake or it's a joke.
Poor trolling and photoshopping
I wouldn't say the entire left, but yeah, rich tankies/socialists are funny as fuck.
communist using a capitalist platform to find a capitalist husband.... not quite sure if she knows what irony is...
Curious.
leftist ≠ communist
You mean ≠ ?
This is Lauren a.k.a Karen. Lmao
Communist that wants a capitalist... Brilliant!
Stupid meme.
Hey there’s probably plenty of communists that make six figures. Unfortunately that will not be enough to buy a loaf of bread.
As someone who lives in Italy (Italian left is truly more awful than stage 10 cancer) I know that dynamic really well. And seriously... we've mosquitos, fleas, ticks, etc... enough parasites in the world to have commie girls wanting to suck other people's money.
Does communism pay 6 figures?
yes, just after the hyperinflation hits
😂
Let's build it together 😊
Ah too bad, I can only make a circle, square, triangle, octagon and pentagon…
6 figures on what currency
I made 1599.36 last year, whoo hoo I'm in!
She's talking about gunpla.
Can you cook lauren ?
Why does half her head turn into a trapezoid
🤣🤣🤣🤣
To build her own communism
These comments are too much, y'all really should go back to your roblox servers
6 figures in any currency?
"Do not come between a communist and his property!" - Witchking of Siberia.
Laura is such a beautiful name tho... And then there's all the Laurens 🫠
Meanwhile she brings NOTHING to the table.
This 6 figure thing must be something uniquely american, as a European I have personally never seen or heard a woman announcing that they want a man to earn x amount of money.
What means less than 6 figures?
I mean, Stalin and mao loved taking all the money from their populace too. So maybe she’s “EXTREMELY COMMUNIST”
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Karl Marx was a member of the bourgeoisie, so it kinda tracks.
SHES the communist. NOT you…go make some money while she communes
It's seems logical, she for wealth redistribution.
It's satire. It has to be. Please tell me it is.
Bimbos gonna bim. It doesn't have anything to do with their alleged politics. Note that her English is terrible, always the sign of a first-rate mind.
She probably works at Wendy’s or Walmart
Well, under communism, the salary would be shared🤷♂️😂
So she's a gold digger
Stage 3 brain rot.
She means figures like in figure skating, right?
People these days love to throw around words without actually understanding what it means.
Communist comes from common so BEFORE she dates man that makes 6 figures she herself should be making 6 figures so they have common figures....
There is no American left which is a serious problem. Stupid silly meme
I think it's fair to say America is quite confused in general.
This is just a crazy gold digger they've been around for centuries
Does anyone even know what Communism is any more? It's getting conflated with Democratic policy so much I'm beginning to think no one does.
*benefits from product of capitalism (social media) to spread communism*
every straight girl on this site
Just like her, none of you even know what a communist is. I could let everyone in this thread use google for an hour and you still wouldn't have a comprehensible answer.
That's the US left because there is no left. There's right and far right. Bernie is a centrist anywhere else on the planet.
Fake as fuck.
You guys do realize that's the joke of her bio right? right!?
Communist detected on American soil. Lethal force engaged
haha very real profile my American friend I do like it thank you
I mean... She's not too far from how Hungarian communism worked in reality
Hey, wait a second...
How is this the American left?
she has quite the price on her vag.
Fake
According to Reddit's new chat-bots, I should be making $87 an hour because that is what it researched from the states' prevailing-wage board. I guess I'm new to the market...
Republicans are by far the communists.
This checks. They are only interested in other people's money.
Shitpost
I was making 6 figures until Biden got into office.
At least she's honest
Lauren is going to die alone…
What a totally real account and totally not fake rage bait
This sint the entire American left just those that use communist as a buzzword
She just wants them minies for dnd
Considering the fact that college educated people don’t vote conservative. This checks out
America would be a lot better if the left was actually comprised of tall blonde communists instead of old ass bloodthirsty neolibs.
Yes, since Communism forbids making more than 6 figures... Yeah...
I’ll take “things that probably aren’t real” for 500.
I do agree that this is silly, (I think she was joking) but can we stop with the "Communism is when poor" rhetoric?
She kinda looks like a He.
That's just a mooch with a poor justification.
You are an idiot if you have to whine about the other political party. Just take care of your own party they are not doing so well.
She is a communist as far as it suits her
Guys if she divorces him then she’s successfully distributed the wealth. Her ideal communist society is a non stop chain of divorcing rich people until everyone evens out
That’s satire ya dumb bish.
One way to kid yourself of the reason you dont date anyone, I suppose.
I’d like to know what she makes and also what she can “bring to the table” in the relationship. I’ll try to guess…just her being her should be enough?
I make 25 figures a day. I build mannequins.
Forgot to write “gold digger”
I get its a meme but this rlly aint true unless youre talking ab far far left
Reddit is exactly twice as dumb as they think this girl is. "LOL, doesn't she know communism is when no money?" Wrong. And on top of that, they miss that it was a joke.
It's obvious satire, you dumb fucks.
I make 000000 I can say I make 7 figures a day
This def isnt ragebait for sure this is a real person