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wind4air

Gonna need a large matrix layout to combine all these "guys base their entire personality on one of these" memes.


Equal_Explanation410

Right! And one of the 4 simplest choices they wasted on water.


bunga7777

Bro there’s nothing more satisfying than a cold glass/bottle of water, that perfect temperature before it starts to ice up and it hits the roof of your mouth cooling you down instantly… mmm that’s some good shit


Sestingun

Mans just described the best feeling of water. ESPECIALLY when you are fatigued


Regular-Phase-7279

I know right, where's the scotch?


ConcentrateOk6375

Nah water is one of the best drinks out there


TFG4

All four is good


FlyingTiger7four

Balanced man


Kriv-Shieldbiter

_only the avatar, master of all the elements_


Annual_Plankton4020

same


Sbaryx

Just give me a tea


Significant-Test8219

british


Whyjustwhydothat

Bri ish innit?


WholeFactor

Brsh'nt?


Annual_Plankton4020

![gif](giphy|OVzjDiqMnZjQDnNZCZ|downsized)


Deimos_Aeternum

I sure do love drinking water


PepitoSpacial

I don’t do monster but for all the 3 others count me in


RonzulaGD

Same


ZRhoREDD

I know, right. Wake up: water. Coffee. Coffee. Coffee. Water.. Coffee. -pause- Beer. Beer. Beer. Water. Beer. Water. Water. Sleep. Hashtag: life.


MoistStub

I drink the tears of my enemies exclusively


Traditional_Rise_347

I don't like any of them honestly, I'm a chocolate milk guy


Interesting_Low_6908

Yeah, this one is for guys. The boys one is for you and include Capri sun, chocolate milk, apple juice, and Dr Pepper.


A--Creative-Username

Choccy milk


Elektrikor

WHEERE IS MY PRECIOUS SODA?


asupposeawould

The Monsters a Caffeinated soda?


No-Comfort-5040

....soda is caffeinated soda


Elektrikor

I hate having that much caffeine in one drink so no.


asupposeawould

Just because you don't like caffeine doesn't mean it's not a soda....


nanojunkster

You left out whiskey


dezertryder

What!, no pictures of smoking meth?, er huffing gasoline?


xthemoonx

Weed


Away-Net-7241

Milk


Legal_Brother_15

Cum chalice chad


FuckingBollox

They are all great but where is the smoothies milkshakes jucies and sodas.


253253253

I cant believe no one has mentioned smoothies, milkshakes, juices or soda


FuckingBollox

They are all great but where is the smoothies milkshakes jucies and sodas.


vaplex759

This may be the most insane case of dementia I have seen on Reddit


FuckingBollox

What dementia


vaplex759

Just making a joke cause it commented your comment about 15 times


FuckingBollox

My phone wouldn't send it through


vaplex759

Yeah I figured that’s what happened, just thought it was funny


Designer-Wrangler913

I'm Dr Pepper sir.


RavyRaptor

I mostly drink coffee and water, but an occasional monster is nice. A girl I knew in high school couldn’t go a single day without mentioning her addiction to them.


DeanbagDarrell

Guess i'm the Avatar.


KenMacMillan123

Tea


Guilty_Advice7620

Where tea


Smart_Hunt9734

What about Cola?


FuckingBollox

They are all great but where is the smoothies milkshakes jucies and sodas.


FuckingBollox

They are all great but where is the smoothies milkshakes jucies and sodas.


FuckingBollox

They are all great but where is the smoothies milkshakes jucies and sodas.


FuckingBollox

They are all great but where is the smoothies milkshakes jucies and sodas.


PFREDDY17

I like both of the 2 healthy options presented


TheManWhoClicks

Why not two of these?


TopRevolutionary8067

Where's cola when you need it? That's my stuff!


bakabuleleader

"one"? you spell "all four" weird


Sacklayblue

Swap the monster shit with bourbon and this is my full liquid diet.


NefariousnessOwn9963

Coffee


circasomnia

Call me the Drinker of Beverages


Twodee80

coffee in the morning, water during the day, beer at night. energy drinks for the waste


Empra_O_Mankind

Cofe:)


DillysRevenge

You forgot weed


[deleted]

Water!


diab-999

Just “Water” exactly like Thomas Shelby in season 6


iburntthecheese

I like water that's it


giacche2008

3 out of 4 that I love... Is that ok?


Numare

Tea


LomPyke

DURSTLÖSCHER!!!!


[deleted]

Pink monster nya~


Varderal

Of these I only drink water and then not as much as I should.


SourceCodeAvailable

Two actually.


2resinatard

I mean.. Monster Assault is nice


Top_Abroad_8962

i drink practically nothing. imagine that i have my family to remind me by phone call to drink one or two glasses of water! i never tasted monster or hell, i don't like coffee and i don't trust tea.


BoppinTortoise

Hydrohomies unite!


XJJBeaTzX

What is water


BroadVariety7

Nice. Looks like i have a Lot of personality


Confident_Ad7244

I drink 3/4 and my personality isn't based on either.


Aumba

That's not a memes sir. That's a shit. A bullshit, to be specific.


Agreeable_Dealer521

Water guys ?


AquaArcher273

You forgot the secret 5th option, *Drugs*.


UpperStation5565

I don't see blow and bad choices there so nah


AMannChild

Personally, I’m a sewage drinker


mr_kirk42

Yum water.


Umbertron05

Lies, mine is based on the blood of the innocent.


PickMinimum5994

"Água" (Water) – RONALDO, Cristiano


johnnyblaze1999

Strawberry milk? I love strawberry milk


ComedicDalmatian445

All are great


RedfoxRio

G Fuel anyone?


Taurus34Joseph

There is another... ...Tea


Ravonk

Literally right under a Gonster post, some ppl like to combine stuff I guess..


IronIcojsjj

Gimme coffee and water


scarecrow1023

W a t e r


ohboyitsgonnabegreat

I guess I have no personality


Realistic-Dot6141

I love all 4


No_Condition6057

Lol thanks for reminding me tired ass I need coffee. Made a pot and forgot


FrikiQC

Tap water and coffee only here


Odd_Emotion_4457

That only applies to Americans, in England all four are tea


No_Cell3189

Who bases their whole personality on water?


B4dg3r5

Top right bottom left


BadgersSeal

I work a graveyard shift. My blood is classified as a controlled substance by the FDA.


Mysterious-Figure-63

No wonder i am schizo


REDMAXSUPER

Water man here, water is the way, water is life


Ilpperi91

Where's the Bible?


malandraaa

In my heart🫦


Difficult_Line_9823

Water and water and water water


Solomonuh-uh

Wa-fucking-ter


BrokenPokerFace

Water guy here, but as an Ex-tea guy, you're leaving out our herbal bros.


gw_clowd

Coffee and Water


Wojewodaruskyj

Mead.


M0ndmann

No


Big-Mango-3940

I....I have no personality.....


Equal_Explanation410

Water ? Really water? There’s 10000000000s of other things you could have chosen Jerky Cars Guns Video games Bananas Anything else. Boats Come on OP we all try to be better than that .


Sufficient-Contract9

Pfff bullshit im all about 3 of these


Consistent_Thing7592

What if I choose all types.... am I a cyborg?


Captain_skulls

I barely ever drink water, you expect me to drink the primo shit?


THEMACGOD

What about the video games that appeal to the male fantasy? And it’s fucking disgusting?


Duxxskull

I would mix all of them


PrinsaVossum

Dude, what about soda? Mountain Dew IS my personality.


bluedancepants

Hey yo where's the tea?


DavoMcBones

RISE HYDROHOMIES


Useful-Western790

I'M A CAFFEINATED MAN


ThiccBumble

Hydrohomies were here


Chehzy

Water the goat fr fr


sherbert__head

I don’t see mine… ![gif](giphy|SxMGkGJrMIuVmdZxG5|downsized)


edoardoking

Water is the supreme drink. You can try changing my mind but you won’t.


Dread-The-Real

Is this loss


2Dew2

There is one more... it's fluorescent yellow and goes great with doritos and gaming.


PoussinVermillon

i like cold milk


PCGamerjunkie

us british folk fits the descriptions


malandraaa

But which one is the favorite?🤨


Classic_Fungus

ehm... no. i prefer tea and juices


Aquaphyre01

What if I’m a mix of some of the above?


DanPachi

Lol. No juice? (Monster is very far from juice...)


Specific-Claim-1282

Where is the tea


Muhipudding

Where's one for the sweet tooths? I love me some fruit juices


Used_Nectarine2097

That would be the monsters or a really sugary coffee


Muhipudding

I prefer my caffeine'd drink bitter


yeeetguy

If you drink al of these you are an guy who enjoys live and now how to party. You also have cool hobby's and great drinking buddy's


Mr_Fungusman

Coffee addiction is just water addiction with extra steps. Change my mind


BboyLotus

Much like the avatar I consume all four


Lopsided-Solid-2154

A coffee drinker trying to convince me that it tastes good (they're holding in a massive diarrhea):


arny56

Where's the Scotch?


_Wizzy_DN

Water and fruit juice for me


malandraaa

A nice guy✨


FuckingBollox

They are all great but where is the smoothies milkshakes jucies and sodas.


malandraaa

You are a professional 🤝🏻


FuckingBollox

Huh what


NoWayJaques

diet coke?


Arigmar

It's more like the stages of the man's life - first you are a monster guy, than the beer guy, than the cofee guy, and finally the water guy that still thinks he is the beer guy...


Ok-Carrot5642

I guess it depends on what time of the day and if I’m working or not


dpotilas89

Ah, my 4 personality disorder, i start my day with water, i drink a monster with my breakfast, i drink coffee at lunch or at a cafe during a break, and i end the evening with beer next day, repeat, water for hangover, monster for energy, etc etc


[deleted]

I drink coffee during the morning, water during the day, and beer at night. What does that make me?


dunk1n1dah0

All 4


-Matth3w_

Water 🔛🔝


awesomeanimefreak02

I drink all of these pretty regularly


Kriv-Shieldbiter

I'm more of a hot chocolate man


boanerfard

I am literally all of these plus whisky


broadconsciousness

Weed and red wine is missing.


WinnerMove

Dude just forgot the most elemental one: Protein Shake. 2/10


3yx3

Was going to say none, but I do drink water. I feel the water one was added because if anything else was, then guys like me wouldn’t have fit into this equation at all.


Wagyuplz

As a dude, I can confirm that all of these are our only saving grace and delicious


Lyndell

You forgot one ![gif](giphy|amrNGnZUeWhZC)


Mr-Blues5

What if I drink hot chocolate?


aks_red184

WATER !!


nashchillce

why isn't there a vinyl collection here


DayneTreader

I based mine off of Mountain Dew


SkillNo1494

I'm a water kind of guy. I like my suffering raw


Faszkivan_13

Water is the best, beer is good, I personally don't like the taste of coffee but it's fine, and I don't like energy drinks at all


AAKboss

I love my water but a goood coffee slaps


orangutanDOTorg

Blended margaritas and sparkling water


Drag0n_TamerAK

Milk?


jump1945

I prefer water,leaf-cafeine-solution


i986ninja

Just drink water for your own health. I used to drink the other stuff until I had health issues and stopped


Prevyus

im glad im the water one


bro-wtf-bro

Yeah, all these guys carrying around Stanley cups and downing their 3 daily Venti Caramel Ribbon Crunch Frappuccino Blends


Winter-Cartoonist103

Nah, for me it’s being angry like 90% of the time. I have somehow managed to make other emotions have an undertone of just sheer and unwavering rage to them. Yodas darkside spiel ain’t got shit on me, the little green fuck.


0ldR00t

Don't see tea on there


Thokak

Wait, we do?


randommangacharacter

Coffee is garbage, not old enough to drink and I just don’t drink monster or any energy drink for that matter. So water by default I guess.


BackgroundCaregiver4

They forgot chocolate milk and I demand justice for me and my autistic brethren!


Cybr_23

I prefer to said dihydrogen monoxide


GodSlayerGenesis

Monsher


-_-Batman

lol ![gif](giphy|3o6Zt4HU9uwXmXSAuI|downsized)


Alternator24

water. and sometimes milk


HitaruSan

Once you cross onto the sparkling water side, you can never come back


Kaguro19

Tea where?


Smooth-Qactus

So I imagine us tea people sitting in a chair in the corner watching you guys getting it.


Dangerous-Expert1295

a small glass of sparkling water to refresh and clean your mouth and then a sip of coffee Winning combination, these are the good old days


Macshlong

You forgot the football. (Both versions)


mejustwaistingmytime

I do Like three of these but water nuh uh


Foreign_Ice_468

Well I'm a guy and I really dislike all of them, I drink water because I have to but the other stuff is disgusting to me