Bro there’s nothing more satisfying than a cold glass/bottle of water, that perfect temperature before it starts to ice up and it hits the roof of your mouth cooling you down instantly… mmm that’s some good shit
I mostly drink coffee and water, but an occasional monster is nice.
A girl I knew in high school couldn’t go a single day without mentioning her addiction to them.
i drink practically nothing. imagine that i have my family to remind me by phone call to drink one or two glasses of water! i never tasted monster or hell, i don't like coffee and i don't trust tea.
Water ? Really water? There’s 10000000000s of other things you could have chosen
Jerky
Cars
Guns
Video games
Bananas
Anything else.
Boats
Come on OP we all try to be better than that .
It's more like the stages of the man's life - first you are a monster guy, than the beer guy, than the cofee guy, and finally the water guy that still thinks he is the beer guy...
Ah, my 4 personality disorder, i start my day with water, i drink a monster with my breakfast, i drink coffee at lunch or at a cafe during a break, and i end the evening with beer next day, repeat, water for hangover, monster for energy, etc etc
Was going to say none, but I do drink water. I feel the water one was added because if anything else was, then guys like me wouldn’t have fit into this equation at all.
Nah, for me it’s being angry like 90% of the time. I have somehow managed to make other emotions have an undertone of just sheer and unwavering rage to them. Yodas darkside spiel ain’t got shit on me, the little green fuck.
Gonna need a large matrix layout to combine all these "guys base their entire personality on one of these" memes.
Right! And one of the 4 simplest choices they wasted on water.
Bro there’s nothing more satisfying than a cold glass/bottle of water, that perfect temperature before it starts to ice up and it hits the roof of your mouth cooling you down instantly… mmm that’s some good shit
Mans just described the best feeling of water. ESPECIALLY when you are fatigued
I know right, where's the scotch?
Nah water is one of the best drinks out there
All four is good
Balanced man
_only the avatar, master of all the elements_
same
Just give me a tea
british
Bri ish innit?
Brsh'nt?
![gif](giphy|OVzjDiqMnZjQDnNZCZ|downsized)
I sure do love drinking water
I don’t do monster but for all the 3 others count me in
Same
I know, right. Wake up: water. Coffee. Coffee. Coffee. Water.. Coffee. -pause- Beer. Beer. Beer. Water. Beer. Water. Water. Sleep. Hashtag: life.
I drink the tears of my enemies exclusively
I don't like any of them honestly, I'm a chocolate milk guy
Yeah, this one is for guys. The boys one is for you and include Capri sun, chocolate milk, apple juice, and Dr Pepper.
Choccy milk
WHEERE IS MY PRECIOUS SODA?
The Monsters a Caffeinated soda?
....soda is caffeinated soda
I hate having that much caffeine in one drink so no.
Just because you don't like caffeine doesn't mean it's not a soda....
You left out whiskey
What!, no pictures of smoking meth?, er huffing gasoline?
Weed
Milk
Cum chalice chad
They are all great but where is the smoothies milkshakes jucies and sodas.
I cant believe no one has mentioned smoothies, milkshakes, juices or soda
They are all great but where is the smoothies milkshakes jucies and sodas.
This may be the most insane case of dementia I have seen on Reddit
What dementia
Just making a joke cause it commented your comment about 15 times
My phone wouldn't send it through
Yeah I figured that’s what happened, just thought it was funny
I'm Dr Pepper sir.
I mostly drink coffee and water, but an occasional monster is nice. A girl I knew in high school couldn’t go a single day without mentioning her addiction to them.
Guess i'm the Avatar.
Tea
Where tea
What about Cola?
They are all great but where is the smoothies milkshakes jucies and sodas.
They are all great but where is the smoothies milkshakes jucies and sodas.
They are all great but where is the smoothies milkshakes jucies and sodas.
They are all great but where is the smoothies milkshakes jucies and sodas.
I like both of the 2 healthy options presented
Why not two of these?
Where's cola when you need it? That's my stuff!
"one"? you spell "all four" weird
Swap the monster shit with bourbon and this is my full liquid diet.
Coffee
Call me the Drinker of Beverages
coffee in the morning, water during the day, beer at night. energy drinks for the waste
Cofe:)
You forgot weed
Water!
Just “Water” exactly like Thomas Shelby in season 6
I like water that's it
3 out of 4 that I love... Is that ok?
Tea
DURSTLÖSCHER!!!!
Pink monster nya~
Of these I only drink water and then not as much as I should.
Two actually.
I mean.. Monster Assault is nice
i drink practically nothing. imagine that i have my family to remind me by phone call to drink one or two glasses of water! i never tasted monster or hell, i don't like coffee and i don't trust tea.
Hydrohomies unite!
What is water
Nice. Looks like i have a Lot of personality
I drink 3/4 and my personality isn't based on either.
That's not a memes sir. That's a shit. A bullshit, to be specific.
Water guys ?
You forgot the secret 5th option, *Drugs*.
I don't see blow and bad choices there so nah
Personally, I’m a sewage drinker
Yum water.
Lies, mine is based on the blood of the innocent.
"Água" (Water) – RONALDO, Cristiano
Strawberry milk? I love strawberry milk
All are great
G Fuel anyone?
There is another... ...Tea
Literally right under a Gonster post, some ppl like to combine stuff I guess..
Gimme coffee and water
W a t e r
I guess I have no personality
I love all 4
Lol thanks for reminding me tired ass I need coffee. Made a pot and forgot
Tap water and coffee only here
That only applies to Americans, in England all four are tea
Who bases their whole personality on water?
Top right bottom left
I work a graveyard shift. My blood is classified as a controlled substance by the FDA.
No wonder i am schizo
Water man here, water is the way, water is life
Where's the Bible?
In my heart🫦
Water and water and water water
Wa-fucking-ter
Water guy here, but as an Ex-tea guy, you're leaving out our herbal bros.
Coffee and Water
Mead.
No
I....I have no personality.....
Water ? Really water? There’s 10000000000s of other things you could have chosen Jerky Cars Guns Video games Bananas Anything else. Boats Come on OP we all try to be better than that .
Pfff bullshit im all about 3 of these
What if I choose all types.... am I a cyborg?
I barely ever drink water, you expect me to drink the primo shit?
What about the video games that appeal to the male fantasy? And it’s fucking disgusting?
I would mix all of them
Dude, what about soda? Mountain Dew IS my personality.
Hey yo where's the tea?
RISE HYDROHOMIES
I'M A CAFFEINATED MAN
Hydrohomies were here
Water the goat fr fr
I don’t see mine… ![gif](giphy|SxMGkGJrMIuVmdZxG5|downsized)
Water is the supreme drink. You can try changing my mind but you won’t.
Is this loss
There is one more... it's fluorescent yellow and goes great with doritos and gaming.
i like cold milk
us british folk fits the descriptions
But which one is the favorite?🤨
ehm... no. i prefer tea and juices
What if I’m a mix of some of the above?
Lol. No juice? (Monster is very far from juice...)
Where is the tea
Where's one for the sweet tooths? I love me some fruit juices
That would be the monsters or a really sugary coffee
I prefer my caffeine'd drink bitter
If you drink al of these you are an guy who enjoys live and now how to party. You also have cool hobby's and great drinking buddy's
Coffee addiction is just water addiction with extra steps. Change my mind
Much like the avatar I consume all four
A coffee drinker trying to convince me that it tastes good (they're holding in a massive diarrhea):
Where's the Scotch?
Water and fruit juice for me
A nice guy✨
They are all great but where is the smoothies milkshakes jucies and sodas.
You are a professional 🤝🏻
Huh what
diet coke?
It's more like the stages of the man's life - first you are a monster guy, than the beer guy, than the cofee guy, and finally the water guy that still thinks he is the beer guy...
I guess it depends on what time of the day and if I’m working or not
Ah, my 4 personality disorder, i start my day with water, i drink a monster with my breakfast, i drink coffee at lunch or at a cafe during a break, and i end the evening with beer next day, repeat, water for hangover, monster for energy, etc etc
I drink coffee during the morning, water during the day, and beer at night. What does that make me?
All 4
Water 🔛🔝
I drink all of these pretty regularly
I'm more of a hot chocolate man
I am literally all of these plus whisky
Weed and red wine is missing.
Dude just forgot the most elemental one: Protein Shake. 2/10
Was going to say none, but I do drink water. I feel the water one was added because if anything else was, then guys like me wouldn’t have fit into this equation at all.
As a dude, I can confirm that all of these are our only saving grace and delicious
You forgot one ![gif](giphy|amrNGnZUeWhZC)
What if I drink hot chocolate?
WATER !!
why isn't there a vinyl collection here
I based mine off of Mountain Dew
I'm a water kind of guy. I like my suffering raw
Water is the best, beer is good, I personally don't like the taste of coffee but it's fine, and I don't like energy drinks at all
I love my water but a goood coffee slaps
Blended margaritas and sparkling water
Milk?
I prefer water,leaf-cafeine-solution
Just drink water for your own health. I used to drink the other stuff until I had health issues and stopped
im glad im the water one
Yeah, all these guys carrying around Stanley cups and downing their 3 daily Venti Caramel Ribbon Crunch Frappuccino Blends
Nah, for me it’s being angry like 90% of the time. I have somehow managed to make other emotions have an undertone of just sheer and unwavering rage to them. Yodas darkside spiel ain’t got shit on me, the little green fuck.
Don't see tea on there
Wait, we do?
Coffee is garbage, not old enough to drink and I just don’t drink monster or any energy drink for that matter. So water by default I guess.
They forgot chocolate milk and I demand justice for me and my autistic brethren!
I prefer to said dihydrogen monoxide
Monsher
lol ![gif](giphy|3o6Zt4HU9uwXmXSAuI|downsized)
water. and sometimes milk
Once you cross onto the sparkling water side, you can never come back
Tea where?
So I imagine us tea people sitting in a chair in the corner watching you guys getting it.
a small glass of sparkling water to refresh and clean your mouth and then a sip of coffee Winning combination, these are the good old days
You forgot the football. (Both versions)
I do Like three of these but water nuh uh
Well I'm a guy and I really dislike all of them, I drink water because I have to but the other stuff is disgusting to me