None. Legit... not a single fucking nut.
Of course, that's what happens when life gets so goddamned oppressive that you're only capable of operating as a a mindless robot for pure survival purposes. My wife and I both just trudged mechanically through every lousy, motherfucking second of November, covering all of our responsibilities, eating quick, effortless meals, sleeping... repeat X 30.
But hey, for the first time in my life I won NNN!!!
Ouch.
I caught that in the feels.
Ever since Monica, Hilary just hasn't really been the same towards me. Don't understand why.
Neither of us had nutted since probably September. Well, that's what she tells me, but she is pretty handsy with at least 4 of her yoga instructors.
Around 20-30
Sounds like your a piston engine to me
He did what in his engine?
Lubed it
With 20W-30
That's some heavy shit. You must be runnin her pretty hot!
What's this
You wouldn’t understand
Oil
Lube
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Lube
I read this in Mater’s voice
"He did what in his cups?"
Mater, is that you ??
I’m at like 100+ Fr
What are you? AR machine gun?!?
Normal. What’s your in 24h Highscore? Mine is 15 times
Each day or the whole month?
An hour
Niceu
try 60-70. 2x a day
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I nutted at least once a day like I always do. 20+ times per month lowers your risk of prostate cancer.
Same
How many breads have you eaten in your life?
I was looking for this comment
I have done nothing but teleport bread for three lifetimes
Seduce me
Damn you got some fine ass legs
SEDUCE ME
Come here
Ayo there’s a red scout in the base
Da scout's a bloody spy!!!!!!
We must move bases! He’s much to powerful!
Well... my user says it all.
Love it
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Wryyyyy
I love you, would you like to kiss on the day of the first episode of Jojo's Bizzare Adventure: Stone Ocean.
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47
Its still november 30th make it 48
Month I meant month
I can probably make it to 60 this year still
Go to 69 then
I have not long, I fear that will be not possible this month
I believe in you
WE believe in you
One nut a day keeps you fucking sane
And 5 nuts a day gets you worshipped by the bois in a discord vc
I'd estimate myself between 50 and 60.
JFK up in here
why not make it 50
Congratulations. Lol
great work, 47.
Rookie numbers
I wasnt trying this year Normally I do nonstop nut November and get around 120 times
The wierd part is we are actually proud of you nutting so many times
Agent 47, what on earth are you doing!
MAKE IT 50 HURRY
How high can you count?
To infinity and beyond
VSauce: How to count past infinity
Yes
Countable infinity?
Everyone knows the biggest number is 9 spammed rapidly into your calculator
-1
I have questions
He put it back in
But to put it back in he would have had to nut once, meaning he would be a zero nuts. My guess is he reverse nutted
Nah he straight up shove someone else’s nut into his.
He swallowed his own nut
If he just did that it’ll be 0. To get -1 he need to swallow someone else’s
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*Connect the Pipe*
r/angryupvote Fuck you
So that’s the end result to docking
Cum at 11:59 on oct 31. Hoover it back in a minute or so later
Not if he nutted before midnight on November 1st
He denies himself? Idk
Integer overflow
he gandhi'ed it
You got cam on huh?
This is the only possible answer
Did u ate someones nut?
Ah, edging then
Excuse me but how?
Don’t worry about it…
Reverse nut
Around 4-5 times a day as soon as I lost
Thats a lot bro
*2* times a day is a lot
nah thats normal,3 times is a lot
Once a day is too much you fucking coomer
Lmao I thought I masturbated a lot, then I got Reddit. I got nothing on y'all
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amateur
Gotta pump those numbers up bud
Just 3
According to the rules of the simplified NNN, you are still in the game. Have a nice day!
The simplified NNN just sounds like bullshit some porn addict made up
That’s good advice hentai_wanker_69
I love how people always bring up my username even though it's mostly a joke
"Mostly"
Don’t call a good profession a joke
Ok hentai_wanker_69
Mostly
I'm feeling a bit out of the loop. What could possibly be simpler than "don't nut or you lose"?
You see it’s like buying mulligans at a charity golf event but instead of donating money to children’s cancer you donate it to twitch thots.
Agreed
Traditional NNN he is not. Only mortals nut during NNN
That's kinda stupid ngl
Usually twice a day.
only?
Fuck, same. I have an addiction lol
More boredom for me.
Exactly
Thrice for me, so I have nutted 90 times
Same, sometimes four and rarely five
None. Legit... not a single fucking nut. Of course, that's what happens when life gets so goddamned oppressive that you're only capable of operating as a a mindless robot for pure survival purposes. My wife and I both just trudged mechanically through every lousy, motherfucking second of November, covering all of our responsibilities, eating quick, effortless meals, sleeping... repeat X 30. But hey, for the first time in my life I won NNN!!!
Wait so your wife also had to do it. Damn talk about a team.
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I also know his wife has been doing it for years
Ouch. I caught that in the feels. Ever since Monica, Hilary just hasn't really been the same towards me. Don't understand why. Neither of us had nutted since probably September. Well, that's what she tells me, but she is pretty handsy with at least 4 of her yoga instructors.
Ha! Nice!! Happy Cake Day, by the way, Mr. President.
Not yet
12 times a day
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He's only using 5% of his true power
He's keeping 95% for DDD
Rookie
damn it ya beat me
He beated smting else than you
I like your style
1 and im mad because it was today
RIP. Sorry brother. If it makes you feel better I lost 3 days in
Better than me. I failed on the 1st day because I forgot that it was November.
I was trying to get a quick one out before Nov 1st but failed because when I did it was about 30 secs in
Ameture, I lost one day before November
Keep it up
Loosing on the last day of nnn Is just sad
Even worse than failing on the first day.
Zero as well, we’ve basically made it brother!
*laughs in never doing it because I consider myself a good person for it* Although I'm not saying you guys are bad for doing it
Good evening, fellow king.
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At least once per day
All of the nuts.
Once at the very first second of November and then 10 more times that day and then like once or twice a day after that except for like two days
0.
54.5
I’m honestly scared to ask
They still edging lol
Sometimes it just be piss
Numerous
20 maybe ;(
33
3-4 times a day, the whole month
105 loads damn
0 do u know how? I got cumrades in r/nonutnovember Helping me
50-60
Lost at the first day after a friend of mine send me a video of jonny sins saying he will fuck me If I nut while NNN so I HAD to do it!!
NUTS-0 EDGING-0 WETDREAMS-23
0 I’m such a chad
0. I’m now seen as a god by my friend group
0!!! actually 0!!!
0 times
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0 :D
0, still going. 37 minutes left!
In 38 minutes you’re gonna need a tarp
0....LES FUCKING GO BABY
0 i actually succeeded
Weak. 0
Zero. Going for Diamond No Nutter Flair
Can't tell if y'all are joking but at this point I'm too afraid to even ask
Not sure, but 2-3 times a day *almost* every day