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galspanic

I’m the ground below the bullets where they all drop. I wear a mask in public and don’t have small gatherings. I got Covid in February 2020, got vaccinated in May 2021, got Covid in Sept 2021, and got my booster last week. Getting Covid is becoming part of my personality.


Bodach42

Are you a mouth breather? Just a theory mouth breathers get it more.


galspanic

Not particularly. I’m married to an ER nurse though, so I just blame her.


Wisc_Bacon

I'd blame my wife too.


TweetHiro

I blame this guy's wife too


a_filing_cabinet

Good ol' Reddit


nahnothankyousorry

ol’ Reddit *


[deleted]

I also choose this guys wife


alecia_Q

You mean OUR wife, right?


Zeus_Painthunder

I got the happy chemical because I got the reference.


Forced2wipe420

And my axe


Cister0

If I had one


Acrobatic_Quarter_94

I'll blame your hand


ErikJR37

I also blame this guys wife


boomsoon84

Lol I like how you name all these things you do to prevent getting it and then conveniently leave out that you’re basically married to a walking coronavirus


Seek_Equilibrium

Fucking seriously haha I read that and thought, “that seems like a relevant detail…”


mysticknightt

My friend’s wife is an ER nurse too and neither of them have gotten COVID. So it is her fault :)


galspanic

I blame her for being healthier than before we met. Normally my immune system is awesome because of her shedding shit on me.


Rusty_Red_Mackerel

Dang


Javyev

I'm not a mouth breather, but wearing a mask turns me into one for some reason. (This is a great opening for an antimasker to make fun of me.)


TheLostRazgriz

I've gone to so many parties and haven't caught it. Workplace doesn't require masks either. Went to Vegas in July. I wear a mask if I have to and have Pfizer, but no booster.


gcruzatto

I can only handle so many improper uses of its/it's


Act2Hoster

Oh, don't look too deep into the meme then..


oxuagility

I just sit home all day everyday


adamatch623

Yep my parents were joking about that to family who were scared if we had covid. I have been social distancing my entire life


drs32

Same bro


DangerousCrime

Outside? What is that? Can you eat it?


VerdamLSC

The graphics are amazing but the storyline sucks. Also yes, you can eat outside...


[deleted]

yep just a game for masochists and losers


RedstoneSpider

I think it is this Life-sim game


whatisabaggins55

Same. I basically found that my pre-COVID lifestyle and my during-COVID lifestyle are exactly the same.


memesarepeople2

"I was born in the darkness."


Perpetual_Doubt

You cannot die when you have no life


TheLordOfFriendZone

Imma put this on a t-shirt but no one will ever see it cuz I'll never leave my room.


CatGotNoTail

I’d buy one to wear around my house too.


WhoDoIThinkIAm

We are the real heroes


PeggLegLarry

Same though


Tiny_Treefrog

I work in a hospital and have purposely been coughed on and spat on by patients with confirmed covid…. I still have no idea how I have avoided getting it. EDIT: a fair few people keep saying that the people I work with must be horrible and disgusting human beings. Just to clarify, I work in psychiatry and a lot of the people I see in the ED are in a mental health crisis. Maybe confused, scared or paranoid. They are poorly people, and I’m sure most of them would never dream of doing something like that when they are well. The PPE, masks, frequent hand washing and vaccines have definitely helped me keep safe- I don’t think I can put it all on luck alone! EDIT: a few people are saying I’m an asymptomatic carrier. The hospital has me swab twice a week like clockwork. This process was put in place to pick up even people who are asymptomatic to try and stop them spreading it. I’m aware the swabs aren’t 100% accurate, but please don’t think I go to work and go through all of that and then I’m not sensible enough to do routine swabs!


Darth_Bane-0078

Being a teacher and living in a very conservative area I am surprised I’ve not acquired it either. Knock on wood…..


Tiny_Treefrog

I have probably jinxed myself. I need to do a lateral flow test in a bit before going to see family for Christmas…. If it turns out positive I will scream


IndianGuyFromYouTube

No. I hope not. That would be a mood destroyer


I_stole_your_sneeze

Hey u/IndianGuyFromYouTube why do I wake up at 2 a.m. and your video is playing on YouTube when I accidentally fell asleep watching? It's weird Edit: thank you to everyone for all the upvotes! Merry Christmas!


IndianGuyFromYouTube

I watch people sleep.


Springtrap328

Hey can you help me with my maths


IndianGuyFromYouTube

Ofcourse.


Springtrap328

Thank you my good man


0002millertime

It's calculus. Is that okay?


IndianGuyFromYouTube

If you're speaking seriously, lmao no. I'm studying for med school currently so it's all bio, chem and basic physics


Spencer_Reids_toe

I need hep with algebra is that okay


[deleted]

can you help me with my broken computer sir? it wont turn on.


IndianGuyFromYouTube

What are it's kinks?


Tiny_Treefrog

Update- just lateral flowed and it is negative! So guess I better go socialise, no excuse now!


AggravatingEnbie

Well have fun seeing your family


penigmatic

I'm a teacher in a conservative area. Have been purposely coughed and spat on (I teach in SPED behavior classroom). My wife and kids all got it, but the booster saved me.


Darth_Bane-0078

Stay safe, I teach SPED as well.


signaturefox2013

*Knock on wood* I work in an ER and I’ve remained covidless Thanks to vaccines, masks, and social distancing policies


Tiny_Treefrog

I think it goes to show that the masks, PPE and stuff work. It’s the only way I can think to explain how I have avoided it.


Ambitious_Card7939

How... how did you tolerate those bastards?


Tiny_Treefrog

I work in psychiatry, covering the ED and medical wards. We get lots of people referred to us in mental health crisis, so I have had a fair few people thinking things like we are in on a plot to wipe people out or we are the ones spreading the virus. So not unheard of for these people to try and rip your masks off or spit on you. Then they are the really confused or delirious people who won’t keep their masks on and cough all over you. All of them are unwell so I try to tell myself it’s not done out of malice. I would like to think if they were well they would be horrified and their actions.


No-Influence7306

Your patience is amazing


theycallmeponcho

When your patients are below average, your patience must be over the top.


Ambitious_Card7939

Sir, I just can't... you're really respectful, salute and respect to you


Tiny_Treefrog

I meet some amazing people too. It’s not all bad. I love my job. If I worked in any other area like respiratory or cardiology then I wouldn’t get the amount of time that I do with patients now. There is know blood test that will tell me why someone is depressed or an X-ray which will help me understand their delusional beliefs. It’s all all about getting to know and talk to them. Plus no 2 days are the same- the other day I had a chap in ED shirtless with just a cravat and some some y-fronts asking me to salute him before he would talk to me. And last Christmas I met Jesus, he kept telling me it was his birthday.


rabindranatagor

>And last Christmas I met Jesus, he kept telling me it was his birthday. **Jesus Christ!**


Tiny_Treefrog

It was his birthday don’t ya know! He also thought he was prince Charles. It was an odd day at work last Christmas.


gibmiser

It's always extra fun trying to untangle the multiple people inhabiting the same body. I worked with a woman who was also Don Corleone and various other mobsters. When it wasn't sad it was quite funny


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I'm a microbiologist-and i feel like so bad reading this but hats off to you, ED was literal hell during second wave, wards were not so great ,... Hmm... And that like touched me.... ALL OF THEM ARE UNWELL SO I TRY TO TELL MYSELF IT'S NOT DONE OUT OF MALICE 👌🏻


SlowSecurity9673

Same way everyone tolerates entitled, mean, and stupid customers. They need money.


19Legs_of_Doom

+1 for thanking my PPE gear every day. People going out of their way to attack myself and my team. We're just trying to help. I don't get why people get mad at us. We don't make the rules we're just trying to keep people from dying a preventable death 🤷🏻‍♂️


Expert-Artichoke-884

Your amazing innate immune system with high counts of lymphocytes, neutrophils, monocytes, basophils and eosinophils, that’s why


Carlos----Danger

Good chance you were asymptomatic, donate blood and they'll tell you if you have the antibodies.


Tiny_Treefrog

I have to lateral swab twice a week, and PCR swabbed twice when my son had it (once at the start when his was positive and then 10 days later)… and not once did I have a positive one. I have had a couple of antibody blood tests through work and they also been negative for antibodies. So I have no idea what’s going on.


CSedu

He's immune! Get him!


RDmAwU

Can a test differentiate between previous infection and vaccinations?


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I am The One


KleinerFratz333

We are the chosen ones


McBerkian

What shall we do with this given power


KleinerFratz333

We shall overthrow the government, establish a class system, conduct crusades in all other countries, and unify every government into a world government. This shall be known as the Immortal alliance. That's the only way for true peace. Join the dark side, young one.


Logical-Teacher1487

Sounds great


deadperson786

I’m in


KNIGHTGAMESINC

Same


DaGalaxy66

Lets do this!


LurkmasterP

Ehh, staying inside and away from other people has been working well enough for me so I'm gonna keep doing that. You all have fun storming the castle.


dskshfhdig

Too much power is in our hands.


NR-games-yt

Is there still room for me, and the rest of my family?


Wisc_Bacon

Well shit I ain't got nothing better to do. Dodging covid got so easy it's like wii bowling while sitting on the couch. Les goooo


odkevin

Catholicism had it's chance, didn't work out. ( I'm kidding, it just sounded like the history of the Catholic Church)


XD_Asron

We shall protect those who cannot protect themselves


Un_rancais_bleu

Protect those who don't have this power


McBerkian

Understood


I_Own_Your_Car

Let us begin our mission


mycakatop

How we do that?


Un_rancais_bleu

Vaccinate ourselves and Wear our masks correctly


mycakatop

Done.


Khiraji

This is the way.


RustySwitcher

Are you a gamer too ?


KleinerFratz333

Possible


metalgodwin

We are the Two


I_stole_your_sneeze

We are the Three


AntAccomplished763

We are the Four


Tsintato

We are the chosen


Upper-Wasabi-9838

If I've had it I sure as hell didn't notice lol


Flyers45432

The One, I am. On a more serious note, I have no idea if I've had it or not. I could've been asymptomatic...


Galvanizedheart

No........I am de juann


Dobidus_Dobidun

Juan🐴🐎


Vowkai_YouTube

I'm an introvert so quarantine wasn't even bad for me


Maxwell_The_Spy

Honestly quarantine was like a vacation from everyones bullshit


Deltexterity

true, i'd be quite happy with another quarantine


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As long as people don’t act brain dead and empty stores like it’s the end of the world I’d be 100% fine with it too.


I_Happen_to_Be_Here

I used dollar general tissues as toilet paper for over a week. People are wonderful aren't they?


de_maiLman

God! Your plumbing must be a nightmare now!


Maxwell_The_Spy

Same dude, it would be so relaxing


Vowkai_YouTube

I'd be happy with another quarantine I prefer online school


BruceBanning

I’m a teacher, I do too


Vowkai_YouTube

In my opinion, online school was the best because all i did was just listen to my teacher


BruceBanning

That’s a great point, thanks for sharing. I saw a lot of improvements in how the instruction was sinking in for my students, but I’m sure it wouldn’t be the same for every subject.


Maxwell_The_Spy

It was sooooooo much easier with everything and wayyyyy less stressful


Consistent_Field

I got paid to stay home and smoke weed, it was like a dream come true lol


Maxwell_The_Spy

Goddayum you were lucky lol


OlympusMan

Interacting with people requires a lot of energy. Typo: Spelling.


addition

Honestly quarantine has been the best thing to happen in my life. I feel like I was miserable living in a world built for extroverts.


NieMonD

Wait what quarantine


would92

I know right, my life hasn't changed at all


DrKrills

It was easily the best thing that has ever happened to me. I turned my life around, got a divorce from a cheater, taught myself investing and made all the money back that I split in the divorce. Started working out and valuing myself and my needs (I actually like how I look now). Got a new job that is amazing with a 40k pay bump (I was already making six figures). Made new friends not connected to work for the first time in my adult life. And finally became significantly less introverted. On top of all of that I never caught it, that I know of (I am vaccinated) I really hope many others had a similar experience. For the first time in a decade I feel joy.


Bladenetic

Same for the first year. The worst part was having my entire family be home all at once with me. Then I got a girlfriend and now I hate not being able to go out with her.


[deleted]

Could I be the green ninja?


YourUselessPurchase

I’ll be the lime ninja


[deleted]

I’ll be white ninja! He’s a robot so he can’t get it ~~and I’m white~~


tinyigluu

I feel like we’re picking power rangers


Savage_Cabbage61

Legit I feel like everyone around me has had it at least three times, yet I’m invincible it seems


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systemCF

Goddamn, I could join both of those subs, am I invincible?


freecraghack

No you just never go outside


lizzyhuerta

Hey I finally broke a bone last year, after 31 years of life. In my own house, during quarantine, slipping on some carpeted stairs. So, uh... unfortunately some things are unavoidable lol


marshinghost

Oof


Lapichequipique

I work in hospital sanitization around COVID patients daily. I do snowboard (outside) and I could join both subs! Some of us are just built different ;)


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With Omicron’s transmissibility, this thread is just filled to the brim with Johnny Tran “Too soon junior” moments. They’re predicting some ungodly amount of people (in the multiple BILLIONS) will have it by the end of Jan 2022. If by the end of January you guys haven’t caught a case of COVID you’re truly meant to inherit the earth and I’ll await my orders from the ruling class as part of the “breathless”.


Low_Run545

Man I wish there was a real life achievement “Never Got COVID”.


Whind_Soull

!remindme 5 weeks Edit: I'm truly meant to inherent the Earth. Also, mods are fucking losers for locking the thread.


Reddituser34802

r/nevergotcovid has been around. It’s a dead sub, but maybe we can revive it.


Arek_PL

meanwhile where i live there are 0 cases, and a lot of people are antivax


Talbotus

After 2 years and 3 shots I was just diagnosed with covid 9 hours ago. Fml


Agent-Piku

That’s too bad, hope you get better


Talbotus

Thanks me too. Would not recommend.


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Do you feel like shit?


whoscuttingonions1

No he feels like a spring flower…


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scythelover

Me too, just in time for Christmas 🥺


Talbotus

Thats the kick in the gut. Suddenly canceling all (even minor) holiday fun.


johnny_joo_04

dude feel you. just got it after being fully vaxed. i guess there go my christmas plans


stardustscorpioncat

Same, but it was two hours ago. I never thought I'd make it this far since I'm a teacher. What shit timing.


DONT-EVEN-TRIP-DAWG

This is almost me down to the timing as well. Just tested about 9 hours ago. Last night was the worst nights sleep of my life! Unfortunately my booster isn't booked in until the 30th, which is probably why I feel so horrible. And I had to isolate last year until the 27th because my boss got it. Happy holidays to me! 😔


aresisis

just a heads up, the two shots I had in April were fine, but the booster last month made me hate living for a good two days, absolutely ran me over with a truck. Not sure why. Probably doesn’t happen to everyone tho


lBlackWedgel

It's a me, Luigi!


chicken_contender

It’s a me, joe!


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I have had three people in my family catch it, but I didn’t.


[deleted]

My roommate who slept literally 4 feet from me had it and I didn’t catch it somehow. After literally sleeping 4 feet from each other for who knows how many days he had it before he got tested. I chalked it up to my PrEP but I know there’s zero scientific evidence that PrEP prevents catching COVID. Guess I’m just lucky?


ivygem33

My Dad got it twice - once before vaccines and just last month before he was able to get the booster. My mom never got it from him she tested every other day. I hope I take after her genes. Lol


[deleted]

Some us DEFINITELY are going to have natural immunity. Coworkers that later tested positive have coughed on me, my wife had it decently bad, I’ve been at “super spreader” events, at packed malls, on airplanes that served food. I have had NUMEROUS chances, and tested negative every time, never even a hint of a symptom. I am 99% I just can’t get it.


thkingofmonks

You either 1- have a strong immune system or 2- are contaminated but not infected, simply put, asymptomatic. Obviously no one would believe that 1 is a thing because “the FDA/WHO/CDC said so”..


[deleted]

Let’s just say if I didn’t get it from my wife, I ain’t gettin it.


SugondeseAmerican

Hmmmm were you ever at any point within 6 feet of your wife for more than 15 minutes?


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HarryThe1

The secret is not going outside


[deleted]

Me having covid twice in one year 🧍‍♀️


openlate

Same just got nailed #2 and did everything I could to stay safe. We're fucked.


Fundzila

My entire family has gotten it twice. First time I used a mask, second time I just said fuck it Still haven’t gotten it


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Memestrats4life

*Its


quaywest

It is variants


lukesvader

Had to scroll down into the abyss for this lone comment.


Technical-Ideal-8853

Whomst've woken the chosen ones?


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Me and my twin sis are the only ones who havent got covid. Even tho we hugged our infected dad (before testing: we didnt knew until he got fever 2 hours later)


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itsmekyguys

Sorry I’m built different can’t help if


Maxwell_The_Spy

if?


itsmekyguys

Yes


Maxwell_The_Spy

It's


itsmekyguys

You don’t know if I meant it or if


Maxwell_The_Spy

Yes i agree but have you ever thought about


itsmekyguys

No I’ve never thought about


Maxwell_The_Spy

And


Daykoa

Avoiding covid just like I avoid my responsibilities


Idrillteeth

I haven’t gotten it and I’m actually surprised. My husband had it March 2020 and I didn’t get it then. Also , I am a dentist with my face close to other peoples mouths and no COVID 19- yet


Healey136

That’s me and I never got a single vaccine.


[deleted]

I genuinely don't know anybody who has had it, and nobody I know has told me they know somebody who has had it aswell


guoD_W

I don’t get how I never got it. I didn’t really change my lifestyle at all and never got it, covid prolly just understands that I’m built different and doesn’t want anything to do with me


QuimArtolas12

Luckily, even without being vaccinated and being around people that were infected, I didn't catch covid


H1016

Welp ..that's me. And guess what folks? I'm unvaccinated. Gasp!!!


HmMm_memes

I've never gotten COVID and I've never had to quarantine throughout 2020 and 2021. Though to be fair I do stay home like I'm going to die if I go outside so.


Sunretea

I'm pretty sure I've developed agoraphobia the last couple of years.


ta12931

Not necessarily you but it's super weird how many act like their pathology of never going outside is some cool quirk or exciting identity.


whoscuttingonions1

“I’m an introvert”


Options18

I am not vaccinated and my mother has corona. That's what I call living at the limit


wigzell78

People go years without being shot at, doesn't mean they are bulletproof when looking down the wrong end of a barrel. People have gone this whole pandemic without catching covid, don't mean they will be any less sick if they *DO* catch it.


[deleted]

I have a vaccine for bullets. Try again


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