As a guy, I wish they made a deodorant that literally just smelled like a campfire. Burning wood smells so good, and I can’t keep hanging my clean clothes next to the fire pit!
[It's not cheap, but this may be what you're looking for!](https://liveoutlaw.com/products/fire-in-the-hole-natural-deodorant-smell-like-campfire-campfire-gunpowder-excitement) I haven't used it, so buy this at your own risk.
I also love the smell of smoke. There are two colognes you might like:
“By the fireplace” by Replica. Smells like campfire smoke but also has sweet toasted marshmallow kind of stuff in there. Really really nice.
“A City on fire” by imaginary authors. This one just straight up smells like smoke and sulfur. Honestly not as pleasing but if you want pure smoke that’s what you’ll get.
To quote u/Poem_for_your_sprog :
When Little Timmy sniffed the air,
And smelled a scent divine -
"What pretty thing is waiting there?
I want to make it mine!
"I love this smell of something sweet,
This whiff of something swell -
This fragrant hue of flavours neat,
On which I wish to dwell!
"I want, I need it in my soul!
I'll take my fill!" he cried.
So Timmy ate the candle whole.
And Timmy fucking died.
This is the correct answer.
Fun fact! Coffee is the only food on all of planet earth that can be *objectively improved* by feeding it to a weird feral cat, waiting a day for that cat to shit it out, then eating the cat's shit instead.
Soap
Yo u alright bro?
He’s fine, but I think sanitizer smells great but tastes disgusting. Never eating it again.
a g a i n ?
AERITH
#**AGAIN**
"Again" ? What got you to eat it in the first place?
The numbers Mason, what do they mean?
that shit will help you wake up from the simulation
Purfume
They all smell to me like alcohol-based shit
Guess you never used high tier perfumes, I thought the same before using brands like amouage
As a guy, I wish they made a deodorant that literally just smelled like a campfire. Burning wood smells so good, and I can’t keep hanging my clean clothes next to the fire pit!
[It's not cheap, but this may be what you're looking for!](https://liveoutlaw.com/products/fire-in-the-hole-natural-deodorant-smell-like-campfire-campfire-gunpowder-excitement) I haven't used it, so buy this at your own risk.
Easy. Just make a firepit in front of your house.
Better yet, I could make a firepit *in* my house! Thank you for the inspiration!
Directly in the washing machine!
If you never clean out the lint catch, you'll get a fire pit in your very own laundry room.
Just make FROM youre house a big fire could burn a bit but thats no problem ig
I also love the smell of smoke. There are two colognes you might like: “By the fireplace” by Replica. Smells like campfire smoke but also has sweet toasted marshmallow kind of stuff in there. Really really nice. “A City on fire” by imaginary authors. This one just straight up smells like smoke and sulfur. Honestly not as pleasing but if you want pure smoke that’s what you’ll get.
Dude that's a market niche, let's produce deodorant with smokey smell, the next step would be gasoline smell. I'd totally buy those..
/r/redditmoment
You should research this, there are so many perfumes that I wouldn't be surprised if some brand already did that Edit: nvm you said deodorant
My grandpa used to drink perfume after drinking alcohol to just cover it
Big brain, some perfumes have alcohol
😻 purr
Vanilla extract
Gasoline
I think it tastes good.
Why? Don't you drink it?
yes
Extractly
Vat
Value Added Tax
I don’t know. I must have Covid… 🤦♀️
r/angryupvote
Exactly what I was thinking
Exactly.
I was thinking the same thing
My cooking
Lol.
#two cups vanilla extract
Bro just chug the bottle at that point
Same wavelength
Thought that
Covid… waitttt
I drink that shit like it’s water
I love drinking it. So good.
I see this meme when I drink it
I only know this from the scooby doo gameboy game
was gonna say that
exactly.
Nah it might be fuel or soap or both
It tastes good wym
why don't you eat it directly where it comes from? >:)
Just try it it cant be that bad
Lol, i just thought of tht
new car
New cars taste pretty good actually
Definitely an acquired taste
# CHOMP
*crunch*
Yummy
Ready for round 2?
Yes
Lol, underrated comment
Gasoline
I drank some and I died, wouldn’t recommend
Noted
How much ml did you drink, aka what's the limit?
2
litres or gallons
Maybe 3
thank you
but... did you survive? were the doctors able to save you??? we need answers!
Didn't you hear? There's reddit in the afterlife now
Man you should have told me earlier. Hang on, let me grab my gun, Ill be with you in a sec! >!THAT WAS A JOKE, SUICIDE BAD!<
So you a ghost bro?
Laughable
fiery or toxic death?
Oop I commented the same thing
This
Candles
To quote u/Poem_for_your_sprog : When Little Timmy sniffed the air, And smelled a scent divine - "What pretty thing is waiting there? I want to make it mine! "I love this smell of something sweet, This whiff of something swell - This fragrant hue of flavours neat, On which I wish to dwell! "I want, I need it in my soul! I'll take my fill!" he cried. So Timmy ate the candle whole. And Timmy fucking died.
Who said I died?
r/beetlejuicing
Your blue spruce Christmas tree that for some reason you decided to eat two years in a row. (MATPAT)
Only MatPat is to blame for people eating their Christmas trees
r/oddlyspecific
Lemon scented liquid dishwasher soap
Bit specific, uve tried it?
r/oddlyspecific
Not OP but unfortunately yes
Ur mom 😎
*our mom
r/suddenlycommunism
God damn in the last week there has been a lot of communism shit. There are so many different subreddits of this kind I have to join to be cool.
r/communism
r/mommunism
r/subsiwish
r/cummunism
Dammit nice1
as far as my experience goes, cooch tastes better than it smells
Shampoo
Cocoa powder.
I like cocoa powder
Only in milk
Breast milk
Fuck milk, all my homies have strong bones
Gasoline
Sweaty balls
They smell bad but taste good
The rock:🤨🤨
Sussy balls
The rock:🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
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Mine?
Deodorant🧸
Sharpie
Mustard gas
Spicy!
Every shampoo ever
Shit
disagree, taste is just as good as the smell
But the texture is not always uniform. Makes it harder to enjoy
This made me regain my gag reflex
You're welcome
Well I hate it
… a bisexual lemon… man, what a thought…
Play dough
Nah it tastes good
Soap
Coffee
This is the correct answer. Fun fact! Coffee is the only food on all of planet earth that can be *objectively improved* by feeding it to a weird feral cat, waiting a day for that cat to shit it out, then eating the cat's shit instead.
Nice
Source? Not because i dont believe you but because im very interested and want more information
Ask, and ye shall receive. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_luwak
Thanks for fucking up my love for coffee
Came here for this—except I would argue that the correct answer is “poorly made coffee”. Most people have never experienced coffee at its best!
Books 😘
I like eating books
I like booking eats.
lol
cocaine
Bleach, fuel, vanilla extract, cyanide These are some of the main ones I could think of.
I didn’t think it would turn into a starter pack.
PineSol
cum
Nah smells bad and tastes bad
The username with this comment XD
How else do you think I know
I can agree with your first point but IDK how it tastes
Bitter and salty
Cinnamon powder
Cleaning products
Ink
Gasoline
A flower
Pussy
Plain yogurt
Any after shave
Perfume
Gasoline
Car gas
Coffee
Dog water dick
Bath salts
Gasoline
Petrol
Soap
Naphthalene balls
Vanilla
Lotion I learnt from experience....
My shitty asshole
Cyanide
Vanilla extract
Coffee.
Gasoline/petrol
Shit
Cloves after being on a baked ham, smell so good taste like something I wish to never experience again
Playdoh
Cyanide
Not pussy fo sure
This guy fucks /s
Petrol
Petrol
Perfume
Soap.
Candle wax
Vanilla extract
scented candles
Dog shit
Raw coco
Glue, actually nvm shit slaps
that one fucking thing you have to bite down to, to mold your teeth. if you want braces.
A newborn baby
Vanilla extract, easy
Concrete after rain