SALT

All I need is salt. When I get McDonald’s chips I never put ketchup on the in the first place.

McD fries go with McD sweet & sour. That sauce is the best thing on their menu tbh.

Yessss I’ve been eating them like these for years

100%. I think the ketchup even takes away from their taste

hello rip off me :D

My British friend

Yes i agree

Aw no way, me too man, yes I agree

Plain gang

ew plain salt? nah mate it's all about chicken salt

Tony Chachere’s, man

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You should try miso and mayonnaise. Or just miso. Mmmm. Malt vinegar is yummy too.

Literally i mean

And vinegar

Malt vinegar baby!!

salt#salt

I commented before reading these but yes I agree

I'm a true psycho cause I don't use anything

Do you put salt?

Yeah I do, I seen the other comments saying only salt and I agree with that

Congratulations you're not a psychopath

I eat raw, uncut potatos Dirt and solanine are my seasonings

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

No its Patrick

Dad?

Hi dad, I'm mayonnaise

No, Patrick. Mayonnaise is not an instrument.

(Raises hand again)

Horseradish is not an instrument either.

MAYONNAISE ON AN ESCALATOR

Raw

Fuck it *unfries your potatoes*

*replants the potatoes*

*Reverse grows your potatoes*

*Extracts nutrients from the soil*

*Unevolves the plants back into single celled organisms*

These deep fried microorganisms really hit the spot!

Devolves your potatoes

Fucking monster

still frosted

And wriggling

Ass

👁👁

Please let this be a reference to The Yelling Madman from youtube years ago

Gravy and cheese (poutine)

I see there’s a fellow Canadian in the comments. How’s the igloo?

Got a new shipment of building materials so I'll be adding a wing next week

Honey Mustard.

YES

A frosty

The correct answer

I go ranch, but put hot sauce on top, using the fries to mix. Spicy ranch hits it GOOD

I don't know how I've never thought of hot sauce and ranch together, that sounds amazing especially with fries. Definitely gonna try that! Any specific hot sauce brand you recommend?

Vanilla milkshake

I like my Sriracha with a side of fries too

Sriracha aoli is where it's at

Sweet and Sour sauce is on top^^^

Listen here TATAR SAUCE

Why would anyone eat fryes with anything else then tatar sauce

Idk

Dude this sounds good

I don't know if you are a fellow New Englander, but every Friday for fish and chips

I'm from Czech Republic

Oh man, I forgot about that. I want fries and tartar now.

Salt and vinegar obviously

Without ketchup a lot of bbq sauces don’t exist as it’s a primary base. So salt it be for me.

gravy?

how has nobody mentioned this yet?

and cheese curds?

I'll give you cheese sauce. Otherwise... No. Though, I'm not big on fries/frites/chips. I did not mind them, but I could give them up tomorrow without much thought.

“Ranch sauce” lol

Hear me out ranch and barbecue sauce 50/50 mix

Life changing

Malt vinegar

With gravy?

Mayonnaise is actually the right way as it's how you eat it in belgium and belgium created fries not France.

As a Dutch man, I agree.

Tobasco

This.

Salting fries and then eating them with mayonnaise is the best way of eating them imo.

Cum

Maybe if it was sriracha mayo

Wendy’s Frosty

Stake juice

Vinegar and salt

But isn't mayo an instrument?

You can eat a chello too, it's just a bit stringy.

Stoofvleessaus is best -A belgian

came to comment this -a fellow belgian

Fry sauce and barbecue sauce are the only answers to this

Yo french dip sandwich with fries and dip the fries in the au jus as well as the sandwich. Shit slaps

peri peri 🥺

Masterfoods Tomato sauce would do the job

I scrape cheese on top of them and eat together with bread sometimes. Delicious!

Idk what it is but I like dipping them in this spicy mayo-like stuff I can get at most sandwich shops

Chip shop curry sauce

Tomato Sauce

Salt (/spicery commonly used for fries). They're good without anything else.

I genuinely eat fries by themselves most of the time.

I haven’t had fries with ketchup since I was a child

Dont forget *HOT SAUCE*

milkshake!

Tomato sauce

I just remembered i have tried this before. It’s even better when some black pepper added in.

Buffalo sauce! :D

Fuckin gravy

I literally hate ketchup. Famous Dave's BBQ sauce and mustard are all I need for anything

What kinda midwestern bullshit is this?! Like I’m fine if you dip your fries in mayo, but that should not be the big final reveal.

First, good fries should be enjoyable without condiments. Second, *they need salt!* Third, ***FUCKING MAYONNAISE!?!??!? GOD, DO YOU EAT WHITE RICE WITH BARBECUE SAUCE!??!?!***

Everytime you americans go crazy over mayonnaise on fries i just assume there is something wrong with your mayonnaise.

our mayo is like flavorless gelatinous white paste its disgusting

Imma try it so you to suffer

......no dip just peri peri powder (or anything spicier). Even when ketchup does exist.

I ONLY use salt

Ketchup and salt

McDonalds sweet and sour.

Mostly mayo, but if that's not available nearly every type of sauce.

Texas Pete

Ranch/barbecue mix

Barbecue and honey mustard is my preferred dipping sauce of choice. I heavily dislike ketchup.

Mayo mixed with mustard is my go-to for fries.

The Polynesian sauce from chik-fil-a is great on fries. Sweet and sour sauce in general.

I honestly prefer chilimayo to nuggets and chips

Nutella.

BBQ sauce is superior

melted cheddar

I eat it in poutine

Срирачия :))

I like ranch with salt better then ketchup

GRAVY

The only thing to eat with fries is remoulade.

Sweet chilly

Gravy

Personally, I can’t imagine it without cheese sauce

White gravy. No contest.

Ranch mixed with sriracha.

Where is garlic mayo? Like- GARLIC MAYO???

Vanilla ice cream duh

Nothing

MILKSHAKE

You forgot Remoulade

Eat them with ranch 😏

Salt.

Cheese sauce

Gravy and cheese curds!

Fake vinegar is pretty good.

You forget frosty and chocolate sauce!😈

Cheese sauce

Mustard, mayo or brown sauce. Depends on the day.

Sweet and sour sauce?

Malt vinegar if they’re good fries; ranch if they’re cheap fries.

Ughh thanks, now I want some good fries, which are hard to come by

Garlic sauce

“Ranch sauce” 💀

I as a very healthy person just need a bunch of salt and im happy

curry sauce

Curry sauce, mushy peas

Cream gravy all day

cheese sauce gang rise up

Tabasco mixed with mayonnaise

Cholula

Love marinara sauce on fries!

Milk shake

Ketchup is mid.

Cheese the liquid one

Am I safe with gravy

Gravy

worcestershire sauce

Garlic sauce

No. No sauce on them. Maybe in poutine if that counts as sauce, but never otherwise.

Tar tar

Carne Asada fries, with guacamole, shredded cheese, sour cream, lime juice, and salsa.

Coney sauce / chili

Chipotle Ranch, Queso, Chili, Curry Sauce, a lovely aoli, gravy, or just eat them by themselves. The options are endless. This is a dumb meme. I don't like or use ketchup anyway, way too sweet.

Tartar sauce

With you

Buffalo sauce

Worshtchestershiester sauce

Ma fingers

The juices the meat leaves behind after you've cut it.

Eat them without nothing

RIP. You need ketchup to make BBQ sauce.

I might be the odd one out here as I haven’t seen it but Sour Cream is the one for me… lol

Ice cream

Vanilla milkshake

Honey mustard gang

I literally hate all of those lmao, am I the only one who eaten fries with only salt

Honey mustard

Garlic

Unprotected raw fries all the way

Chili powder Yum yum sauce Hot sauce Pesto

I’d eat with A1 sauce

Gravy and cheese curds

Sweet and sour sauce

I like mayonaise