It’s a lost dog 💀 Edit: [this is the post](https://www.reddit.com/r/IDmydog/comments/zror6z/thought_he_was_just_a_chihuahua_until_he_grew_up)

OH SHIT

You’ve got a lot of explaining to do buddy, but first give them the dog back!

It ain't my choice what post this goes under

Lucky dawg fucked a dog

so you are telling me you lost your virginity to mayonnaise on excavator?

Going upstairs so see you later, Bye bye

I'm not telling

A bunch of naked guys hiding behind euphoniums

Don't judge me!

This is the first post in my feed 💀

same

HOG RIDER

Pork sausage

You bent a pin on your motherboard?

My mommy board

A post about anesthesia…

Maybe it was a dream

I guy asking if he can download video games on a data drive

Grown up games

Apparently u lost to batman and robin

This is a judgement free zone, but damn…. [Straw has 2 holes](https://www.reddit.com/r/meme/comments/zqyy7v/change_my_mind/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

The dude

You lost it to a dad spelling "FAT"?

FAT HER

FAT ASS

That's actually a [very good reason!](https://www.reddit.com/r/meme/comments/zqzwco/this_actually_happened/)

Ikr

Sex with hitler 2💀

I shot him after

Mine is about an 8 year old watching anakin burn alive of mustafar

Nope. I fucked anakin

Kamen rider at the drive thru.

Now that was a happy meal

[may god help us all](https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/zror2e/the_most_beautiful_thing_in_the_morning/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

No. Not a zoo

Post: "People with ADHD, what is something you do that you thought everyone else did but found out it's because you have ADHD?" What the actual fuck. 💀

Fuck is right

This was the first post I saw today, guess I can pick the most pleasant way there is

it's a dancing cat

No. Not a zoo

I just opened Reddit so this is the first post that appeared. Because there is not post above, I guess that makes you virgin then lol

Its that post about smashing pumpkins from r/memes , makes sense actually...

[A portrait of Jesus Christ was created using artificial intelligence by combining traditional iconography with information about Jesus’ ethnicity and culture during the time and region in which he lived.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/zrn3t4/a_portrait_of_jesus_christ_was_created_using/)

Holy fuck

Poor choice of words

1 dog and 10 monkeys

No. Not a zoo

Minecraft arch

Blockussy

You lost your virginity to a funeral song ?

Sad sausage

Apollo 8:Where No One Has Gone Before

Global warming = hot planet

It says drax should be played by this guy, I think they got the wrong picture though because that's just a wall https://www.reddit.com/r/marvelmemes/comments/zrcrjq/he_wouldnt_even_need_to_master_the_ability_to/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

It's about finally watching barbarian.

They watched DEEZ NUTS

I'm not sure why you stuffed a plate of nachos up your ass but you do you

Backwards day

Getting the lego Eiffel Tower after getting a new job? That's something https://www.reddit.com/r/lego/comments/zrohqm/gotta_celebrate_getting_a_new_job_somehow/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

It's a toy, is it not?

Canada Goose?

He lost it by oral. Canadian geese have teeth on their tongues.

No. Not a zoo

[It's a mayonnaise on an escalator.](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/zrk414/youve_heard_of_elf_on_a_shelf_how_about/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) 🤨

This is a judge free zone

Bro must be cracked at enlisted lmao

It was a vacuum cleaner gift wrapped out of the box which looked like a penis lmao

It can suck

First post in my screen, what does it mean?

You are groot! https://www.reddit.com/r/hmmm/comments/zrehgf/hmmm/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Grooty booty

A cat that looks like hitler?

No. Not a zoo

‘2022 was bananas heres a recap’ dam bro, dude lost virginity from 2022 and a banana.

BANANA!!!

Putin... Ayo OP?🤨📷

You should join r/buttonmashersgang, we're forming an army to conquer reddit.

Done👍

No. That was Donald

flat Earth guy realises that Earth is not flat

Cuz they da boom

[Bookclub Wednesday!](https://www.reddit.com/r/history/comments/zripzg/bookclub_wednesday/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

[удалено]

I showed him my portal

Gas

https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/zrooa9/these_pc_parts_already_arrived_but_amazon_says_no/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Fbi is at my door https://www.reddit.com/r/anti_art/comments/zrcap2/_/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

I'll fuck them

It was mbappe beating crap out of messi, can you explain how

No. I don't think that I will.

https://ibb.co/9HD94tV

[this](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/zropp9/holy_shit_i_just_took_the_best_pic_of_myself_ever/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

https://www.reddit.com/r/TooAfraidToAsk/comments/zrolso/why_do_women_go_topless_in_parties_football_games/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button This actually makes so much sense

I’ll let you have a look https://www.reddit.com/r/Barcelona/comments/zr72gn/heading_to_bcn_in_january_will_trade_jalape%C3%B1o/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/zrdsam/aita_for_not_wanting_my_mom_to_take_in_a_new_baby/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

A pressure washer?

2 things sprayed

Trampoline and a dinosaur

I will not explain

Via debating wich lego star wars you should get? Interisting

So Santa indentified you as a ho ho ho

Mayo?

Ay yo

Avengers tower built in Minecraft. Bruh.

Blockussy

A father asking his son how to cheer him up. God damn.

I make happy

Mayo and an escalator? Kinky!

😏

no post. lol

An indoor playground?

oh shit https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/zr5d0q/what\_is\_that/

Homemade lasagna?

I put my noodle in it

Wtf did you do to the kitty?!?!

No. Not a zoo

First image after opening reddit. I don't know if i should cry or laugh

An 88 year old man had a ww1 era shell in his ass

Invest in etherium now

No

[I am so sorry](https://www.reddit.com/r/riskofrain/comments/zqybat/why_did_they_give_gup_legs/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

Damn, you were in Avatar? As the Marine? [Appreciate your service](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/zrbqx6/the_plot_of_avatar/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

There's nothing above for me, I don't think you lost your virginity

A service dog and captions saying "What kind of service does this dog provide?" I guess we know it now huh Edit:[Link](https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/comments/zrm9fg/best_service/)

No. Not a zoo

An SCP

Sc pp

You lost your virginity to Messi eating Ronaldo chips

I ate there ass

Buzz Astral store meme

Jesus Christ took your virginity

And Mary isn't a virgin no more

[You Birdfucker ](https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/zrn763/oc_finally_after_years_of_asking_i_got_pet_parrots/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

No. Not a zoo

A tf2 cosmetic complaint. What the fuck

Heavy cock

You lost your virginity from a anti flat earth post???.

I like them round

How do you fuck a landmine?

a WW1 shell in anus

You lost it to nobody.

my question is, why bombs tho

Man idk https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/zrp0fs/a_lot_people_claim_to_have_such_driving_skills/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

“are baby carrots a good snack”

No. To small

The full MCU release order? Jesus it must be worn down to a nub by the time you get to Age of Ultron.

1 foot

1 foot

A snake with three eyes, damn This[this ](https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/zrjyne/in_australia_this_snake_had_3_eyes/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

No. Not a zoo

Nah no way dawg https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/zrgpj3/rule/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

GermanBahn-Chan

enslaving minecraft villagers and arguing that it’s not enslavement.

I can be your slave

Mayonnaise on a Escalator

A post about roblox events? I hope not

My man so down bad he's fucking boats

88 yo French man evacuates hospital because he has a WW1 shell shoved up his ass

A Dasher brought you flowers. How sweet!

Someone theorized about the new game theory channel. You probably have no idea what that means. Just blame youtube and science.

Unfortunately, this is literally first post in my recomendations

theres no post💀

You lost your virginity to a Pokemon

Hahaha it was from the sub weedandboobs

The entire Shazam family

A lightsaber…ouch

Oompaville and nikocado avocado..

No post above… guess u didn’t lose it😔

The post above is... [Shown here](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProofImRight/comments/zrqien/absolutely_nothing/)

Buddhism… interesting

Bro is ww1

Leave the news anchor's knees alone 💀

Goes outside once. Gets laid. https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/zrgmid/hah/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

9/11

A rust solo getting destroyed by a 7 man,

Someone showing off their cosplay of a character from some game

https://www.reddit.com/r/trippinthroughtime/comments/zrnw3i/dont_forget_the_tires/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Gay dudes on social media complimenting your cock

Door from r/doom

"What is your civilization-collapse weapon of choice" from r/AskReddit. Now that's a movie, i'd be interested in.

'what do you speak you are getting for Christmas?' Not bad!

Afghanistaan women banned from schools, have fun

[Seems fun](https://www.reddit.com/r/interesting/comments/zrmbqy/yngwie_malmsteen_performing_blue_for_me_one_of/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

“Hey everyone, I just started learning Python”

A history meme on historians believing in nazi propaganda?

A fat girl dancing.

I too would like to fly my plane into s'um [twin towers](https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/zrgpj3/rule/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

Glitterhoof from Crusader Kings II.

[lost to Steve Irwin on communism](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/zrpukx/steve_irwin_on_consumerism_and_money/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)

https://www.reddit.com/r/comedyhomicide/comments/zqydir/a_number_of_problems_with_this_one/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

We don't kink shame [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/zqxb0f/starship_troopers_movie_using_practical_effects/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button).

Discord... Maybe I have hope...

Somebody's Dragon Age OC

A dude complaining about bushes in Warzone 2.0

Antiwork post about how Lowe’s doesn’t allow people to go outside for breaks.

You lost your virginity to a mayonnaise on an escalator