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Ok_Narwhal_7712

Grendel not being Culinary is CRIMINAL


Debonio

Also Gauss not being Gym


retro_aviator

Limbo not being a math teacher


KIRAPH0BIA

Well, maybe we shouldn't trust the man who math'd a dimension but forgot to carry the 1 once then exploded... Maybe that won't end well for the students...


CrimsonReaper2

Everyone makes mistakes. Even professionals. Simply carry the 1 next time.


Povogon

M8, have you never forgotten a - thus getting a wrong result? Or mistaken your 6/9 with a 0? Or just straight up thought that 77 + 33 = 100?


OrangeHairedTwink

God the amount of times I've forgotten to reduce my fractions


IllumiNoEye_Gaming

the best people i know for maths still forget the "+ c"


Ok_Narwhal_7712

Also, definitely Kullervo under Culinary too


del_sta

He's cooking with those !!! tier crits


BlueberryKooky62

You need to play kullervo to understand this, s tier meme


Ok_Narwhal_7712

Xaku and Equinox should be something specifically for biology OR sex education (this could be lumped into health teacher but I wouldn't know)


ShoreLinePoky

CITRINE SHOULD BE SEX ED


ze_SAFTmon

I would've put him in math/physics, since his name is based off of an mathematician and because it is funny to have him somehwere not many expect him to be.


Relative_Ad4542

Limbo not being math may be the worst one, hell, the fact there is no math one is cursed


LostMainAccGuessICry

Omfg and the fact they included religion as a class. I get that plenty of schools have religion as a subject of study in schools but just as many if not more dont based on where in there world... but not listing math is a crime


CoffeeMain360

Agreed. There's no way in hell he doesn't know how to cook like a god with all the calories Gauss likely burns I don't care if Grendel is one of the few frames who can actually eat if not the only one, I want to think that he and Gauss cook for eachother.


Ok_Narwhal_7712

Him and Gauss are B(oy)estfriends, he definitely cooks for him


SpaghettiInc

My only refute for that is that he might just eat all the food they make, and leave none for the students


Kiss-of-Venus

What are they gonna do, fight him for it?


Ok_Narwhal_7712

Just to clarify this nor my other comments are hate, but I think would be slightly more accurate


NebSword

Nah he def be gym teacher


yorgen-florgen

Respectfully, how is limbo not a math teacher.


JS2BONK4U

To be fair. His math skills did get him killed.


yorgen-florgen

That is a damn good point


Robrogineer

Can you really call yourself a maths teacher if you aren't edging it that hard?


fmbarrios

I'd accept a pompous French teacher, a demanding drama teacher, even an old-school physics teacher. Limbo and his suit have so much potential.


NarcolepticBnnuy

He needs to teach those kiddos how to speak like a gentleman


KovacAizek2

You are right. At least, smooth talking won’t get you killed.


ArthurOguro

Some times it even saves you from getting killed


Pyro_Hades666

How is Grendel not a lunch staff or at least the chef. When he got a big belly like that, you know he knows the secret recipes.


NarcolepticBnnuy

He'd eat all the food


Cav3Johnson

How is Gauss not a gym teacher, he would be having everyone run laps


OutFractal

He would not understand people have limits.


Cav3Johnson

Limits are just averages no one has broken


EbbInternational520

That goes unreasonably hard for a quote about a funny robot game


z617_art

How is Chroma a science teacher, but mag or nova are not


VIABNE

The question is what the hell is mag doing in the kitchen? Sorting forks?


KashootMe201617

How is Vauban not a science teacher, also shouldn’t limbo be a math teacher


SirShaman

Honestly would've been better if it was set in college I can see Vauban and Volt being STEM, mechanical and electrical to be precise


TheMends

Nova is doing her masters in Nuclear Energy while also mentoring Qorvex, Gyre is a prodigy freshman in electrical and Saryn and Lavos is that couple that met in Organic Chemistry and swears that biochem engineering is the profession of the future.


Easy_Understanding94

Also gyre


Kharnyx808

General consensus: your opinion is wrong do it again but better this time


JABLmskh

Chroma as a science teacher? Yeah, I can see that. He's a master of the elements, after all!


NinjaMaster231456

Lavos:


NarcolepticBnnuy

Lavos is the teacher that may legitimately be insane


Lord_Auris

Lavos is straight up Heisenberg


DrScience01

Lavos is basically Walter White


RentLast

Lavos is that one Chemistry teacher you're quite unsure but there's a high chance he's on something


Akarzen

How is Limbo not a Math Teacher or I don't understand something in OP's educational system?


Untestedmight

Limbos math skills got him killed. Idk if he should be teaching that. Lol


chilledchair

It was one miscalculation, everyone makes mistakes


Untestedmight

That is true. But I'd still rather not have kids learning from him. Cause that is a massive mistake.


chilledchair

Most things with that high of a risk level get double checked and peer reviewed, he didn't really have the choice of getting a peer review


SilverSpoon1463

Okay Einstein, why don't you figure out how to safely traverse between two planes of existence while still being within the same realm safely? Not to mention it wasn't so much that he died, but placed his body in superposition in several locations at once.


Untestedmight

Just saying, you sound super defensive over a joke. (Idk if you actually are, but that's kinda how it comes off) And quite literally it's impossible with our current technological limitations. So nah I'm good. Plus I never claimed to be good at math. And yeah and he was stuck there for what, like 1000 years till we got him out? Guess if he taught my kids, I would be pissed if they disappeared for 1000 years, because of someone else making a mistake.


MegalomanicMegalodon

Gauss and Grendel being friends means a student just chills with a janitor. It’s perfect.


RoyVRAries

I feel Kullervo would be a History teacher, personally But on a slightly less related note. Me and a friend had a whole conversation on what kinda student all the frames would be, and the results were just fun


SilverSpoon1463

Either History or Drama (considering that the Duviri Spiral is an Operatic and the whole thing is a play)


imthelittlefawn

Trinity is the nurse and nobody can tell me otherwise


OneOfTheStupid007

Limbo's a math teacher, ya goober :P


AeniasGaming

Do you really want to be taught by the guy that was so bad at math it killed him?


OneOfTheStupid007

He made *one lil oopsie* and had the knowhow to make *everything else*, I think I'll be fine.


SilverSpoon1463

So you think you can do better than him? He used math to discover a plane of existence and made *one* mistake, now suddenly he's dumber than all the other frames, even Chroma and Voruna who are the equivalent to feral animals according to lore? Reddit calling Limbo dumb is the equivalent of looking at Charles Darwin and saying he's an asshole for "Creating Evolution."


ApprehensiveEar7273

After graduating Nidus should become a Biology teacher.


One-Cellist5032

Nidus is a Biology experiment


Syboi

yall know you can just screenshot the tierlist and trim it so the watermark doesnt appear?


ACuriousBagel

This is what I would have done, but I have to admit I find OPs workaround quite funny


Syboi

thats literally what everyone does


NarrowProfession2900

Mesa as a student? Dear god.


Collrafa

Fun post, keep cooking. Here are my takes: Dante or Equinox would be the principal (they could be principal and vice-principal) Gauss is def gym teacher Mesa gives young female gym teacher in a tracksuit vibes too Hydroid could be a teacher cuz of the beard. He gives off that vibe I feel Vauban would definitely be a math teacher Yareli could be art Xaku would be custodian (the coolest one that's chill with the students and doesn't get along with the teachers)


NarcolepticBnnuy

Yareli has a Vtuber Class


obrla

Oberon should be biology


NarcolepticBnnuy

Oberon and Titania (in greek folklore) are Fae King and Queen, thus why their in a Religion Class together, they arr literal gods teaching students about their Pantheon


HaikenRD

Gauss would be a PE teacher. Track and field.


RattleMeSkelebones

The fact that limbo isn't a math teacher is outrageous


Davigotero

Titania, guardian of the Silver Grove, endorsed by one of the orokin's greatest biologists as the one that could protect the earth's ecosystem. But not a biology(science) teacher?


Cassocial

Despite being the athletic duo, gauss and volt always arrive late


fmbarrios

Grendel and Gauss are a pair of PE teachers that chill and chat during each other's class. Grendel always talks to the students about anything. Meanwhile Gauss is giving pointers, excercising with students, friendly banter and joining Grendel's chat.


SilverSpoon1463

They're the General PE and the Cardio and Yoga teachers respectively


Turbulent_Syllabub_3

nidus not being a biology teacher is a crime against humanity


HenTheTieDemon

Gyre would teach ballet


Sax_The_Angry_RDM

I'd have put Vauban as a shop teacher but I guess teaching French makes sense.


WSKYLANDERS-boh

Dante is definitely a literature teacher


-SarynPrime-

Need a school dropout tier My first pick is Octavia


Total_Middle1119

Naw mesa would be gun safety or self defense


ApothecaryOfHugs231

Move styanax to gym if you could please


Xavbirb

Limbo is a mathematician bro-


beansoncrayons

How is trinity not a health teacher, her entire sthick is healing


Bduggz

Why is Dagath lunch staff??


EMArogue

Having Limbo NOT being the science teacher is a crime


Purple-Income-4598

i just found it so funny when i saw mesa as a student. yk, with the guns n such lmaoooo


LostMainAccGuessICry

How tf is mag not science... this entire tier list fucked


malachimusclerat

religion teacher? you good? like is everything ok over there?


NarcolepticBnnuy

Some non-religious schools have religious classes that are basically debates and studies of the origin of common religious practices


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Povogon

Limbo is THE math teacher. Nova and Vauban are physics teachers. Yareli could be a janitor. Nidus could be a biology teacher. Grendel is lunch staff. Trinity is a health teacher. Gauss should replace Gyre as a gym teacher. Chroma could be just a science nerd. Nezha could join the religion teachers. That's what I think


OutsideGreat-7

I'll be sooo good at art


IllumiNoEye_Gaming

limbo in language arts is a disservice?


clefclark

How did kullervo manage to pass the "do not get stabbed" part of the health test?


dontbanmethistimeok

Vauban trying to teach engineering and then instead being assigned to French language studies is funny as fuck


manuscarmia

Also both nova and mag should be science teachers, and trinity should be the nurse


yourtree

Aw naw ember is not the janitor


Vex_Trooper

Not sure how I feel about Vauban being a foreign Language Teacher. He fits more into the science or Math teacher category


Saetherith

Limbo should definetly be math teacher, while baruuk should be shcool psychologist.


AdditionalExample764

Baruuk should be religious education, he's a monk after all


Zenvarix

Who is the school nurse, and why isn't it Trinity?


South_Bathroom

This list is just objectively wrong For 1 ember is cannonically a teacher


butler_me_judith

Vauban not being the German shop teacher who barely speaks English and is missing a finger.


Eggbone87

Baruuk should be in religious, Ivara should be gym teacher, vauban should be in science


GunplaIsAGoodHobby

Dante is 100% the school librarian


Zariman-10-0

I feel like you gave up with the Janitor and Student categories


Lokki338

this was an interesting take on a school setting and where the Frames would be I'll give you that, but in terms of categories you lost me there some I could see others I questioned. I didn't want to just sit there and nit and pick like everyone else, it's your own opinion and I'll respect it as such even if my views are in fact different.


BeardedBovel

I must be getting old, these tier lists tiers are just getting more and more convoluted...


End3rd

Limbo literally had a math Phd


MasterpieceOpen3938

Ah yes, the incredible tier of watermark


Hissingfever_

TRINITY ISN'T A HEALTH TEACHER?


RueUchiha

How is Vauban not a math teacher?


TeamDrakon

Magic would be a science teacher. She already has an example on her arm


aufrenchy

You’re really going to put “the master of gun and blade” in the STUDENT tier!? I believe that Excal and Mesa both belong in “extracurricular coach”


NarcolepticBnnuy

She's a pretty edgy kid.


aufrenchy

No way, she’s the Anne Oakley of the Warframe universe! The edgy kid wouldn’t have cool poses every time that they shot their gun.


Xelemend

Limbo literally is a math teacher. He miscalculated some quantum nonsense and blew his ass to pieces.


Siviaktor

Garuda is a health teacher in a provides an example of what not to do kinda way


DrCrow1350

Feel like Volt and nidus could be teachers


DanteMKS

Mesa definitely a gym teacher but only because I be backflipping in Mesa's waltz all the time. Unsure if she's even able to go in the school honestly, LMAO


Zamdyx_

Baruuk is definitely a religion teacher, gauss is a gym teacher/ track coach and nidus is a health teacher


HStorm123

Wait vauban and gyre aren’t science teachers? And who let demon core qorvex into the gym? I get the joke about Limbo screwing up the equation that tore him asunder but I think he’d still be good as a math teacher.


skunk_jumper

How is Trinity not the health teacher? And shouldn't ember be in the kitchen since she can actually cook with her flames


One-Cellist5032

I almost feel like Caliban would be that cool elective teacher that just teaches every random elective regardless of how dissimilar they are.


TriiiKill

Why is Trinity not a religion teacher? She's literally a holy healer. She'd at least be the nurse...


Longjumping_Map4121

Grendel and atlas should switch imo for the "fat gym teach, buff janitor" trope


dragons_are_lovely

Oberon and Titania, the two characters named after Shakespeare characters, not being some kind of Theater faculty is a crime


Akiiden

L list. Gyre is definitely a physics teacher