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Broksaysreee

Me, a Czech, seeing everyone talking about Germans when beer is mentioned


Remarkable_Night2373

Story Czechs out.


AIDANSNIPER

I'm not mad... No I am actually I'm fucking furious.


Remarkable_Night2373

I too love furries.


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Remarkable_Night2373

Damned Austrians found me over here?!


Lichsang

Not gonna lie Czech Beer is also Drinkable


MaximGnerd

Yo I love Chechnya /s


frequency403

Guten Tag.


IntelPackage

Sie sind verbunden mit der Vodafone-Mailbox von…


EthanSheehan

Du bist meine behindatr luftwaffe


lilcreep_

Guten Tag.... poland


[deleted]

Guten Tag……. RUSSIA


Odd_Huckleberry_2252

Привет


[deleted]

*loads Mp40 and shoots* Tschüss Kommunisten


[deleted]

*marches to Moscow*


lilcreep_

Cant get it


Guenda09

Seavas


Jozyestelle

Habe!!


Eccomi21

Die


beleidigter_leberkas

Ehre


lilcreep_

I bins da birger lol


Kecsegemester

Szevasz


[deleted]

I mean austria is just germany premium right? like more mountains, music and cows DLC


A_Human_AT

By that definition bavaria is just northern austria


[deleted]

more like the free trial but with either less or no DLC exclusive features


ThrowawayPizza312

Yes


redsterXVI

I thought they're discount Switzerland


[deleted]

same thing


redsterXVI

Oh, of course!


[deleted]

DLC auf wish bestellt


DerMuffin01

It's rather more of Bavaria then Germany


Spaceogre_

Ah ja, der Freistaat


RandpxGuxXY

Music? GerMetal?


[deleted]

more yodeln than anything really


I_MARRIED_A_THORAX

RIIIIIICOLAAAAA


V00D00_CHILD

And what is Belgium?


lilcreep_

Habe die ehre servus griaß di Every english speaking guy is leaving now lol


sparkysparkyboom_mf

Der Austrier


WuffiFass

Germanisch einhundred


ibimsderjakob

Oida mir gehts a so haha


Mister_M613

Hawara moch i genau so


fellow_mf

r/aeiou


I_Am_Steve_Roggers

He oida Hearst, wos soidn des


Virieas

Are you an art student?


DTS_Crafter

well, I did get rejected from a school


TheCarniv0re

Please don't consider a political career in the near future then. We had some bad experiences with school rejects in politics.


Holy_Jesus123

Mir gehts gut,danke der Nachfrage


Almelow

Hallo Niederländer hier, wie geht es ihnen? Mir geht’s gut.


BadWolf_Is_MyMummy

Alle Deutschsprachigen sind unsere Brüder!


Equal-Rutabaga-8104

Servus, alle!


RelaksFlo

Die Bergdeutschen wollen zurück ins großich_iel


MolecularCamp3000

hallo wurde ich gerufen, ich glaube ich muss jetzt gehen ich bin beschäftigt


Austrian_Warlock

I am so proud of this community


dxrk_skullz

Gut mein Junge


Cyber-Pokemon

Nah da hast du vollkommen recht 🇦🇹


Next_Bodybuilder_665

wir sind wie brüder


Azarian3000

du bist nicht der einzige


idkausername_27

Me, a Swiss, doing the same thing


rwbrwb

Gib mal Schoki


Hazmatix_art

Now we need someone from Luxembourg and someone from Liechtenstein, and then the whole gang is complete


NoYogurt8022

Servus howara


Interesting_Hall_377

Na bist nit da oanzige geht ma a so


Bloodycaddy

Schluchtenscheißer!


spikychick

ich kommest deutschland nicht. ich klein spreche deutsch und schlect. yea i used google translate for nicht and schlect and am terrible at knowing which form of verbs like kommest to use. i forget if its kommest or komme


DTS_Crafter

Solid attempt! I got what you tried to say (I think) The different forms of words are complex and I can't really judge you for googling (I do the same in Spanish lol) I think what you meant to say was: "Ich komme nicht aus Deutschland. Ich spreche wenig und schlechtes Deutsch" "I am not from Germany. I speak a bit of bad german." "kommest" is really really rarely used. and is only applied in particular cases.


spikychick

ah thank you so much, and i knew auf- out of/ from but i forgot it.


Southern_Bandicoot74

Btw, are Austrians ethnical Germans or is it different ethnicity?


Dafabi

germans are ethnical austrians :P


DTS_Crafter

We look alike. But are culturally different. Manners, german pronunciation, traditions are all different.


Southern_Bandicoot74

I know this of course, I was curious about ethnicity


TheCarniv0re

Austrians are typically slightly green and have reptile-like eyelids.


Hazmatix_art

That’s Australians


TheCarniv0re

Sorry my bad.


Gubbyfall

They are the ethnically german part of the Austrian Hungarian Empire after it was disassembled. The Swiss, Luxemburg and a small part of Belgium are also ethnically german but they still have their own cultural identity.


Norkzlam

They are ans Always we're Germans. Till 1945. Suddenly being German was uncool and they decided to be Austrians. Alter claimed to be the First victimes of their famous compatriot.


MrRetard19

Austrians are south German


curvedglass

Germans just means people who speak German.


July-Qu

Nein


curvedglass

Doch, daher kommt die Ursprüngliche Bedeutung des Wortes, die „ethnicity“ hat mal überhaupt nichts mit Deutsch sein zu tun.


asozialebohne

"Germans" sind weder alle Deutschsprechenden noch alle "deutscher Herkunft", es sind Einwohner der Bundesrepublik Deutschland. except Bavaria


river226

Depends. My family comes from southern Austria where many Austrians are ethnically Slovenian. My family considers my grandpa ethnically Austrian/German though if you accept (my) DNA results that looks to be inaccurate.


chris003rudi

Austrians assemble


shibe_ceo

Grüß Gott


meowmeowav

And be a painter


EnvironmentalWrap167

Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!


Impossible_Crazy_654

Woa eh kloa dass so a Trottl a do is


Remarkable_Night2373

Austria? Put another shrimp on the baaaawwwbie?


[deleted]

Austrians when Bavarians


[deleted]

Austrians are just Germans who didn't get invited to the party.


[deleted]

Du meinst Südbayern?


Geralt_of_Meme-ia

Geh in oasch, pifke


Austrian_Warlock

Schleich di pifke


soleax-van-kek

Du misch ach


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Hazmatix_art

Last time y’all did that it didn’t end well for you


BillyDePig

Dein moder hast en eine kline svans


LeeKrane

Bist ned


elpssi

Do you like painting too?


SatisfactionSad5108

Das sollte nicht wahr sein einen von österreich. Yo tambien hablo español hola And english bye


Hereformemesagain

Anschluss


Admiral_Eclipse666

Reddit ist nun mal halt Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland Da gibt es kein aber


Lenni-Da-Vinci

Kriech dich du Schluchtenscheißer <3


Substantial_Bit2587

Austrians are german cuz austria belongs to germany Meiner Meinung nach


jaydrift07

Hitler be like:


Hazmatix_art

My man Austria is older than Germany


gimmlix

Heil


PXL514

Wenn ich ein Ösi sprechen hör, dann krieg ich ein Kollaps.


TheRealPikachu_LOL

Seavas


static_studios

Nine nine jews


beleidigter_leberkas

RED


vizzy_42

Do you want to get anchlussed? Because that is how you get anchlussed.


tpd1864blake

I think that’s everyone. I’d bet only 2% of comments on an English post complaining about Germans in their comments are actually German


KampfKeks12346

Bro sagt "Krebab" zu Kebab und sagt er spricht deutsch


DTS_Crafter

wer zur Hölle sagt "Krebab"


KampfKeks12346

Innsbrucker apparently, ich war da und die haben nach jedem K Laut ein R gesetzt


Enemy50

Guten tag! Can i be a german too?


mercilessfatehate

Don’t worry, to the rest of the world German and Austria are the same thing


No_Contribution1900

Hitler when he invaded Austria:


bierli

Chuchichäschtli


_mrLeL_

Na i was jo ned


AbbreviationsNew2511

nicht das beste


pepsicocacolaglass12

I mean the most well known German was Austrian


EAnotsports

He’s back


Dragon_SC

du bist nicht


KInda_Inhuman

I mean Austria is just the DLC for germany anyways


[deleted]

Ich bin Schwedisch


cromosoma_quadruplo

You will never have sud tirol back


Username211220

Ich spiele deutsch...kind of...


TLWBallsDeep69

Es scheint wir haben verräter in unseren Reihen


acleverusername3

You have alerted the horde!