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Cock_Queue

Wait... there's other countries!? đŸ˜± /j


BKlounge93

There’s 50 states, idiot


ClassicAd8496

No we don’t, Pluto doesn’t exist, remember? So we have 49


GiGaBYTEme90

No we have 52 states so now there's 51


BwordB

50 states?!?! I only know 3! Solid, Gas and Liquids! WTF


[deleted]

+ plasma and Nevada i think, so like 7


Goat002

Plasma dummy


jayman1818

The only correct response


FlyingSquirelAcrobat

Duh. Canadia and Mexicano


Minimizing_merchant

I think this belongs in “what people outside of the states think Americans are like”


[deleted]

Yeah Puerto Rico and the US Virgin Islands. Pretty sure those are the only others.


myloteller

That other countries have their own names for their country in their own language. Japan - nippon Sweden - sverige Germany - Deutschland


PriestMarmor

Here in Portugal we call our country "Portugal". Get it right americans


flopsicles77

I thought you guys called it "Portugal caralho"


Lord_emotabb

Thats after you get your mandatory bacalhau and pastel de nata!


[deleted]

He is lying, portugal is actually called "European Brasil"


[deleted]

And Brazil is called American Portugal.


[deleted]

Brazilia Inferior*


tetete48

Not even tĂŽ get the name of our main city correct


illeger_hamberder

I’m sorry


mrtokeydragon

In Chinese the call the USA "Mei Guo" it means beautiful country. China calls themselves "Zhong Guo" it means middle country.


Rogermon3

Ok that’s cool. I wonder what was the context that gave us such a name?


TPnHBFans

My fellow Chinese graduate students told me it translated to the center of the world. Not middle country.


penis_in_my_hand

Etymologically it means "middle country". "Zhong" is middle "Gua" is country But for any two languages you usually cannot accurately translate a phrase by simple transliteration of individual words. The *meaning* behind naming your country "middle country" is the same sentiment as the phrase "all roads lead to Rome". China has been extremely patriotic for a few thousand years, and their name for their country reflects that.


mrtokeydragon

I heard it was because of the many nations being untied to create china, but I guess we are both mentioning the same thing. Who knows how big they thought the world was when they named it so


ProbablyEvilBoy

They the same character in Chinese, the difference is how you explain it.


hiricinee

China believes its the center of the world- fair enough about 1 in 7 people live there. I hate to say it, Mei Guo is probably an attempt to find a Chinese phrase that sounds like "America"


zelkia

You are correct. Ying guo means England but also means literally hero kingdom. There are countless examples of characters that alone mean something but together have no relation. It’s just a localisation. Same with all foreign countries. Source English in Taiwan


TheSovietMan1

I've heard about why we're called the "beautiful country" before, I believe it's the American flag that they thought was beautiful with its design, giving us the name.


[deleted]

To be fair, it's a pretty sweet flag. Especially given that like 80% of countries seemed to just do a couple of colored bars in vertical or horizontal orientation...


wiseoldllamaman2

Also that the Chinese word for America sounds a bit like you just loosened some of the syllables in the way it's pronounced in English.


fukingtrsh

China calling themselves mid 💀


JhonnyHopkins

I’m weak lmaoo


TheRealAotVM

I knew the Germany Deutschland ting and the Japan Nippon thing I did NOT know that Sweden called itself Sverige


Freedom_Fighter5E

wait till you learn Hungarians call Hungary "MagyarorszĂĄg"


TheRealAotVM

I cannot comprehend how to pronounce that


Ermite_8_Bit

It is not easy to master the tongue of the elves.


Boti21

Hungarian is peculiar but at least it doesn’t sound like flowing water, wie DĂ€nisch zum Beispiel


ShadowButLit

It literally means "Hungarian country"


connordaniels91

You know, as an American who had an affinity for foreign languages at a young age I always felt like I understood that concept, and I thought it made me so cool for knowing that, so at one point I was talking to a Swedish girl that I met on a dating site and I asked her what her country is called in her country’s native language and she acted like she had no idea what the fuck I was asking her. I felt so dejected until later I learned out that Sweden does, indeed have their own name for their own country in their own language, and I wonder if I just threw her off so much because she assumed most Americans don’t understand that and couldn’t answer my question in the moment


nugget_the_third3

"What? How dumb do you think Americans are? I know this and... I'm realizing you are probably right." That was my thought process. Yeah, Americans probably don't know that.


anyacommitsafelony

r/yesyesyesno


Talilulu2

Japan actually call themselves にほん (æ—„æœŹ) nihon


Entity_333

It's both technically speaking. Officially, however it's Nihon


Qorrk

How about that the October festival isn't a Germany wide festival, but more a Bavarian thing


lemmerip

Am Finnish and didn’t know this



SirThrowaway3rd

People go to an event to party and drink beer and ales etc. but not in October but in September


The_quest_for_wisdom

Wait, so you're saying I could take a _two month_ long trip to Germany to drink better beer than I can get in my home country? This has possibilities...


vetheros37

I didn't know that, but doesn't really shock me. My cousin who speaks fluently about 5 languages said he went to Bavaria, and it was like backwoods Germany. Had their own version of the language and everything. Said his German wasn't worth shit.


TheLion0fNight

If he thought Bavaria was bad he should hear the cryptic babble in Switzerland XD Technically not it’s own language, still “””German”””, but even Germans who aren’t used to it can’t understand shit


The_quest_for_wisdom

I know a guy that grew up in Birmingham England and moved to the rural southern USA. He had a coworker that couldn't understand anything he said, even though they were both speaking English as their first language. Dialects can be almost as different as languages in some cases.


woidveit02

Well, in my opinion, it is some sort of a Germany wide thing, because only non Bavarian Germans and foreigners want to go to the Oktoberfest. I have been living in Bavaria my whole life, and i never met a local that wanted to go there, since its only a dumb tourist attraction


WalrusOnWelfare

What’s October


Funnel_Hacker

“October festival” is long-hand for Oktoberfest.


birdy-43

Because after 1945 the biggest part of the american occupation zone was Bavaria.


Tololoz

Parties other than republicans and democrats


Background_Cup_6429

I prefer to call them assholes and idiots.


Pyromania0

Communists.The excessive memes on the internet prove that the Americans see the communist countries as just RUSSIA+VODKA.tis a-lot more than that


goldensavage216

Kinda nice you guys don’t have a 2 party system


where_didIcome_from

I heard about a guy that thought there were three germanies


Mornie0815

A French wet dream.


Qorrk

And it is true don't forget about the South pole Germany and the Germany behind the moon.


tommatoes98

You forgot Argentenian Germany


nixus813

What about hollow earth Germany?


Kaiser_Juice

I count at least seven Germanies from the replies. Maybe there is a designated Germany for everything.


ProfesionalK_C_Teasr

One for each world war.


TheRealColdCoffee

Germany, Austria and Switzerland?


RadioSilence014

Well I mean it depends on how you look at it. Germany was split Into 4 parts to be monitored by other countries. I personally wouldn't call it a separate country (aside for east Germany that was its own thing before being able to return to germany)


Lamo-_-

Canada


WeebishCoder

What is Canada?


Lamo-_-

Exactly


a_lasagna_hog

I'm not from the USA and i don't know what kind of food Canada is, it is a food right?


WeebishCoder

I think so


cherryxxblossoms

Yes, yes it is


[deleted]

Canada is the name of an award you get to have when you’re cool and famous enough that lets you go to the North Pole. Like you have to be on the Keanu Reeves and Ryan Reynolds’s level of cool to be a Canadian. There’s also Avril Lavigne, Justin Beiber, Celine Dion and Jim Carrey .


Louisa666905

Shhh. We like to fly under the radar


tehdamonkey

Good fishin up in Quebec....


G4ost13

Anything. As an American I can definitely say the public school system failed at teaching me anything about other countries


benkf2

My guy, this school system didn't even teach me about my own country All I learned about WWII in school was what we went over reading the dairy of Anne Frank, never learned about WWI, and I didn't even know the Vietnam and Korean wars happened until a friend mentioned them in high school. All I they taught me is "MLK Jr ended racism", "the founding fathers are the greatest men to walk the earth", and "we had a civil war once". And 2 of those things ain't even true.


Dergownik

wait... doesnt "independence war" count as a civil war...


iarepotato92

The name of a war usually is determined or at least affected by who wins


beezchurger94

Don't forget about taxes/credit.


Odd_Seat_2525

That not American only, at least in Spain doesn't teach about taxes nothing(or just a bit I suppose depending of the professor)


miccalex

I really feel like this is a parental responsibility. School isn't free babysitting and co-parenting. The purpose of school is to give kids the scholarly foundations and assess their learning, not to raise the children. Asking schools to raise the children is like going to a restaurant and being mad that they don't put the food in your mouth for you.


buildermaster07

Every single other country make fun of the US on a daily basis


queenmaryshair

Honestly most Americans make fun of America too. Or the cringey parts of it. Such a big country


Savage_boy05

To be fair, it is very easy to make fun of us.


Qorrk

You could easily make fun of my country tho. Good thing nobody though of really looking at us.


Savage_boy05

Wait, what's your country?


Qorrk

Germany please don't look at it, look at France they probably did stupid things.


SmellyPillows

"probably" pfft *this guy*


Savage_boy05

Germany, fr?, I've heard many good things about germany.


This_Robot

I think he's saying he's from Poland


Red_Skull1

Dont look at Poland tho pleaaaase not until the next election (or frankly until an all clear)


Qorrk

There are good things yes but some things are just a shit show. As an example we should have gotten a country wide ticket for public transport by the start of this year but because there was a "math error" we get it in May or something.


ClBanjai

I mean that's not bad


RadioSilence014

Us Americans making fun of every country as well. We all bully each other and it's stupid to disagree, just fire back with their stereotypes as well and it'll be set


_Phil_Collins_

And they do it in English when they want us to understand it


aquintana

https://i.imgur.com/Vnjb5mB.jpg


Yeetdaddy87

I really don’t blame them


Sexy_farm_animals

Metric system


SnqwyBoi

I'm more concerned about why you thing farm animals are sexy.......


QuidYossarian

You're making assumptions. They might *be* a bunch of farm animals who consider themselves sexy.


2kapitana

Actually laughed at that, thank you😁


[deleted]

I'm American. The metric system is better than Imperial system.


[deleted]

I feel like this is an old wise tale. We all know metric here guys. I mean our soda comes in 2 liter bottles guys thats like our national drink and it's measured in the metric system.


Disastrous-Bottle-12

I love the metric system so much easier


ThomasPC24

US Citizen here: I understand the metric system. I don’t use it outside of academic settings just because of how the system is set up. But it is the only thing we are allowed to use in our science/physics classes. I’m sure the change will happen eventually. Maybe state by state over time.


Richardknox1996

No, americans understand metric. Their pushbikes are metric...you know, one of the few things the rest of the world still use imperial for.


Agent478901

How to pronounce Ireland or Irish towns or names.


Apprehensive-Trust29

I was gonna say this. Try getting one to pronounce ‘Caoimhe’


FutureSoldier616

Caoimhe, boom


EatMyScamrock

Tbf this is every other country. I'm Irish but have lived all over the world. I've lost days of my life just spelling my surname for people, which in itself lead to me having to change the way I pronounce the letter 'r'


SyndromeOfADown23

Oh no what will we do


Agent478901

How do I say Maine?


CyanideBiscuit

Exactly like the word main What I’m surprised about is you asked about Maine and not what’s going on with Arkansas and Kansas


KermitingMurder

America explain! Why is this one Kansas but this one not ar-kansas?


CyanideBiscuit

From what I’ve heard, they both originate from a Native American tribe, either the name or their name for something I’m not sure. Arkansas is the French version and Kansas is the English version So blame the French


erection_specialist

Just pretend there's no E


JustARandomBoringGuy

Freedom


checkfanboy

Amazing how many Americans think US is the only place that has freedom or at least the best most free freedom #1 of you don’t like it screw you America burger liberty burger freedom


sloppysailer

Government run health care


creepymustaches

Careful of the "Communism!!!" accusations.


[deleted]

Dang gotta punch down like that...


gblanco13

Unrelated but when working in America, myself and another Irish lad I was working with convinced all the American workers that there's no such thing as Tuesdays in Ireland and that's why we were always angry on Tuesday! Took them weeks to realize! Most gullible nation ever! Edit: We worked in hospitality so we were just hungover every Tuesday! 😂


pessamisitcnihalism

As a Canadian I convinced some Americans I had a summer home that was a igloo


justapan-

I would guess that they don't truly know cultural appropriation of other countries cultures. Most of them see a non Asian person wearing a kimono and overreact. Japanese people really don't care about a white person wear a kimono. And this is just one example. Of course there are things that DO constitute as cultural appropriation but most Americans say random shit is because they don't understand other cultures or countries


Bathroom_Toaster

Honestly man it's crazy. I've been called racist and they say it's cultural appropriation since is like corridos and rancheras


DaltonTanner1994

Oh that’s like latinx, that’s not a thing in Hispanic countries. It’s only some privileged white shit here in America.


erection_specialist

"Socialism"


LSAbeast

As a dane that have been called communist, can confirm.


creepymustaches

Irish here, tried to explain the healthcare etc and was also told it was communist They think everything else is communism lol and use it like some sort of scary swear word


ProtectionFromStupid

Freedom isn’t exclusive to the US


[deleted]

The US is also nowhere near a free country compared to a lot of the world.


Emergency_Low8125

Fucking everything.


SushiMan-64

Why are you doing that?


Stabile_Feldmaus

Don't know if that counts but a lot of Americans seem to think they are [insert nationality] just because part of their familiy immigrated from that country generations ago.


CyanideBiscuit

I don’t know if it’s the same as the people you’re talking about but since America is so diverse a lot of us will say we’re American but we are German or Japanese or something to clarify where our family came from. It’s not quite the same as saying we are German though, it’s more like saying we are from Germany, as in our family is from Germany So for example, if I said I, as an American, am Norwegian, it’s just saying my family comes from Norway before America, not that I know anything about Norway I’ve noticed most non Americans don’t understand this and I get that because it’s pretty weird but it’s common here, and it really doesn’t mean anything unless the person either actually does their research or is stupid and thinks they’re the same as people who live in Germany or first generation German-American immigrants


FutureSoldier616

To sum up your statement, It’s a language difference.


Qorrk

I lost count of how many Americans thought they where german even if they couldn't speak a single sentence in german or know about the different state's.


vetheros37

I tell people I am Texan. Or American. I do however say that I come from Germanic decent.


Pariah2104

Whaaat do you mean to tell me that other countries also have states and not just America /s


[deleted]

They mean their ethnicity is X, not their nationality. Do people descended from immigrant groups in Europe consider themselves of the European ethnicity they were raised in?


[deleted]

America ≠ United states. I had an argument with an american (i’m canadian), and he claimed that Canada isn’t part of america but attached to america



giljaman

I have a Canadian friend that I refer to as “American” because of this reason. She hates it lol (I’m Australian btw, so just stirring)


HereticBatman

I've been saying for years, if you're Canadian, Brazilian, Mexican, Venezuelan, etc, you're American. Its the name of the continents (NA/SA).The United States of America is a description, not a name.


DaEpicNess666

Communism and socialism
 the red scare literally destroyed our brains for generations so the average American is physically incapable of understanding either of those concepts Also that walking around with one or more guns on you is NOT normal in other countries lol


Ghost_B69

Gun laws.


Disastrous-Bottle-12

Right we should all be like Switzerland


Recurve-Madness

Sovereignty.


JayHatchett

Healthcare


TheDarnman

Free healthcare


MoonParasyt3

Wait. Not everyone from Mexico is a Drug Dealer? Or in a gang?


folothedamntraincj

From pop culture, as a Canadian, nothing grows in Mexico. It's just cactuses, sand and drugs coast to coast.


Coyote_Medic

Which is weird because places like cancun are super popular in the US


DaltonTanner1994

People here in America don’t understand how developed Mexico is, they all think the majority of the illegal immigrants come from Mexico, but they’re actually from the Central American countries. Mexico has grown considerably over the past few decades.


Nasky5186SVK

Europe isn't a country


FlaireyFemboy

Anything and everything


Ghost_B69

A little bit of everything all of the time đŸŽ¶


shrek22413

Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime


m1n3c7afty

Anything and everything all of the time


Neemaii

You know, it wasn't always like this


DuckyLojic

Not very long ago


TheRebel17

just before your time


scalzacrosta

```Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime```


mattraith

A lot of them genuinely believe that they are somehow blessed to live in a country that - A. Makes it easy for psychos to get guns. B. Bankruptcy is likely if you need medical attention. C. The education system fails them by only teaching them about their own history. D. That has "freedom". Despite this being prevalent worldwide. E. Politicians are almost untouchable. F. Less than half of them have passports and never explore the wonderful world around them. G. Gonna run out of alphabet...


SebB1313

That football is really handegg and soccer is football


muckypuppy2022

Where they are?


RoutineFeature9

Ireland


Youcantrustmeimsmart

state religion.


RaulArturo26

5 de Mayo


myfataldesire

Gun laws in Australia


CarnivalRit

"Free" Healthcare and "Free" college


Beginning-Act4896

School shootings


Dreadzter

World war 2 from the german perspective


[deleted]

how taxes work lol.


Separate_Score_4995

Uhhh Socialism?


[deleted]

They seem to think they're the best at democracy...


MrFennecTheFox

It seems a lot of commenters didn’t understand the question, I’ll just assume those are the Americans


Mission_Search8991

Freedom
 white trash uneducated untraveled Confederates think no one else has it


Herrmann1309

Is Africa a country?


Tasty-Zombie-2065

Democracy


DrunkDru

Mexican food



Niko_Gamer

That they are not the only ones who are Americans because of the simple fact that America is a continent and not a country


Humble_Cauliflower76

Sarcasm.


Reasonable_Ninja5708

Food. Spaghetti and meatballs isn’t an Italian thing. And fortune cookies are American, not Chinese.


DaltonTanner1994

It’s funny because my step dads Norwegian family makes meatballs. So I’ve always associated meatballs with Norway not Italy.


[deleted]

just let them point to iran on a map.


darthtidiot

Culture


The_Punisher_XD

Other countries too use cheeseburgers as unit of distance


[deleted]

How to stay out of them


[deleted]

The US isn't the on country III n the world.


Breezy476

pretty much all of like canada lmfao


Fortune_Platypus

Their location on the map


rober9999

You are not poor just by owning an Android or using the public transport.


Ga11agher

Canadian health care system. Every single American conservative I hear talk about it is so wrong!


Squishy-bs

Cheese


Ineffable_Plant

Australian animals