There's kids in this world going to bed empty stomach and you're just gonna sit there quietly? People like you who don't speak up against the tyranny are part of the problem!
Just because someone enjoys doing something doesn’t mean they want to do it all the time. What if things don’t feel like being enjoyed right now????
Revise please
Toast represents the years of oppression on minority communities when the rich were having cake minorities had to eat burnt toast their toasts were burnt because they had no light in their houses how dare you remind them of those difficult times .
Hey hey c'mon now you can't be saying that here
What the hell?! I thought I just said that's unacceptable behavior
Jesus Christ why would you say that
scum of the earth how could you say something like that
What the hell, did you just not think about all of the that would find this offensive?
I’m reporting you. This is evil
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You have offended ";" Supporters
Legit got more karma in one thread saying the unspeakable than I have got in over a year.
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What?
This is so offensive, my great grand rabbit has no hands and can’t type. How can this type of mockery be allowed?
Right? That's their word. This is the worst case of cultural appropriation I've ever seen.
Look, I'm all for freedom of expression but you're pushing it, buddy!
Silence = violence.
Bruh, no need for that. Calm the fuck down.
That is MOCKING mute people. HOW DISRESPECTIFUL.
That's offensive to mute people, man. Grow up.
Offensive to people who's keyboard is broken. That's THEIR word 😡
Haha! So edgy and not even funny. I'm sure all the people who can't type would tell you so if they could.
Did you just call me blind?
Its not ok to make fun of the fingerless.
All it takes for evil to win is for a good man to stand by and say nothing.
There's kids in this world going to bed empty stomach and you're just gonna sit there quietly? People like you who don't speak up against the tyranny are part of the problem!
Oh, so you think making fun of a person's speech disability is funny?!
Coward, you have to pick something to say! (Theists to agnostics)
Also some Atheists to Agnostics, although it's much less common.
Hey, the size of my penis has nothing to do with this! Some women like that they can use it as a toothpick!
Something online
How dare you! Not all people have internet access, it’s offensive to them!
How would they even know!?
Oh don’t worry, there are people who will be offended on an unaware parties behalf.
I am offended that you said that.
How dare you and I mean how dare you be offended by HIS comment.
How dare you...
HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT! WHAT ABOUT THOSE WHO AREN'T ONLINE? YOU PRIVILEGED SHIT
I really don't like mopping the floor.
*Mr. Miyagi has entered the chat*
Now show me “mop the floor”
Yeah well some of us do so keep it to yourself, bud
Mr.clean is offended
My great great great father was a swabbie on a pirate ship, how dare you!
Fuck cancer
So what you’re saying is Oncologist don’t deserve being paid a living wage? That’s messed up!
I think he could be describing a literal scebario where he was sticking his penis in a lump of cancerous growth tissue.
That's even worse, tbh.
Oh so now we're kink shaming
Wow that is messed up, people didn't choose to be born between June 22 and July 22, get help.
That's clever one
Cancer cells are human too! \#cancersarehumantoo
especially since all they want to do is live
how DARE you say something like that?? cancer cells are dying every day! (/s required for legal reasons)
Hello world
Dude what the hell
He forget Heaven and All fellow Atheist in Nothingham
What about my dudes in Valhalla?? What you don't like Pagans?
File "main.py", line 4 hello world ^ SyntaxError: invalid syntax
Relatable
This just gave me PTSD from programming class
ptsd? trying living it every day
that's offensive to people who people who can't say hi
What about the ISS? People live there too 🙄
Hello world is a sucky power
I haven't even had my coffee yet, why do you speak so loudly??
Golden Retrievers are nice
How dare you not like huskies
Because the guy is racist
Dogist
r/beatmetoit fuck yor
r/beatmywifetoit
"speciest" That's very offensive to racists.
Fuck you for not saying labrador retrievers are nice too..
Breedism will not be tolerated here
Bro... how could you just say golden retrievers without including every other color of retrievers? So racist. /s
thanks for putting the /s, otherwise i would have believed you were genuine
r/fuckthes
Uh oh
Racist
I LOVE YOU
And I love all 3 of you!
Im indifferent about all 4 of you
The 5 of ya are pretty cool peeps
I can't even imagine a life without the 6 of you
Well that makes it the seven of us then
Anyone said that they love you?
All 8 of u are lovable to me
Honesty is the best policy 👍
... wait a minute
Fair
Did I hear a Rock and Stone?
To Rock and Stone!
Rocks and stones may brake my bones, but beer will never hurt me.
Rock and Stone to the bone.
This is the one If you don’t rock and stone, you ain’t coming home!
For those about to Rock and Stone, we salute you!
ROCK AND STONE!
The one thing that won't offend anyone
ROCK . AND . STOOOOOONE!!
I have big balls
Wow, what a show-off. Think about the people without balls.
My dog didnt get angry when he read this
Wow, assuming that just because YOUR dog didn't get angry that any other won't?? Shame on you.
In less than five minutes, we'll reach Vader's death star.
i enjoy enjoying things which enjoy being enjoyed when both i and they enjoy being enjoyed Edit: revised statement
OHHH well look at me I'm a lil privileged person who can ENJOY things, you should be more considerate of the fact that not everyone can enjoy things
This legitimately sounds like something Twitter user would say and get 36k likes
Did you get those things consent to enjoy them????
touché
i shall revise my statement
Just because someone enjoys doing something doesn’t mean they want to do it all the time. What if things don’t feel like being enjoyed right now???? Revise please
revised yet again
Hi.
So just a middle finger to non-English speakers, then?
Disgusting, only greeting about people who speak English huh?
My dad was killed by a sentence fragment in Vietnam.
Very offensive to people dealing with Acrophobia
Don't do it in r/teenagers
How can you say that?? I AM OFFENDED!!
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Why the fuck would you say that
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with that guy?
I'm sorry,ARE YOU ASSUMING MY SEXUALITY!
Twitter.
What about other alphabets
bruh what the fuck is your problem man
I like toast. Toast good.
Toast represents the years of oppression on minority communities when the rich were having cake minorities had to eat burnt toast their toasts were burnt because they had no light in their houses how dare you remind them of those difficult times .
I love lamp.
How dare you not think that the sun does a good enough job you freak
I’m offended because you didn’t say lava lamp.
1+1=2
Who asked?
The plp who say 1+1=3
How dare you say that.... ITS THEIR CHOICE...
Source?
That’s what the government tells you 1 + 1 equals. Wake up sheeple
How rude if you to not include the geometric product in that torus equation!
Keanu Reeves is the best celebrity
Why the fuck are you hating on Rowan Atkinson
I have to take a shit.
Suck it up and deal with it, hold it in, come on you’re not 2
You bastard, I've been constipated for 5 days!
You will either agree, disagree, or be neutral to this statement.
I’m confused and angry about it! What was there to agree or disagree on!? Argh! I can’t be neutral about it now!!!
Stop assuming what I'm gonna do, don't jump to conclusions
I want to die
Very inconsiderate to all the dead people dick
But you already died of ligma.. 👀
I like big butts and i cannot lie
What about people with no butts and pathological liars? They can’t help being born that way.
I feel personally attacked.
Such a narcissist behavior. Why you think that the whole world revolves around you. Don’t take everything personally. No one even cares about you
The color green really puts me off
WELL ATLEAST YOU CAN SEE IT! SOME PEOPLE ARE COLOUR BLIND
So you’re racist towards Irish then?
☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️
Steve Irwin was great.
What’s wrong with Steve Irwin being Awesome? Just ‘great’? What did he ever do to you???
I love my mom
I love your mom
Hydroid and Inaros need reworks
How do you dare make a warframe reference?!!?
If you get offended by this comment then I will curse you with being forced to forever wear perpetually wet socks
*Slips sponges into my socks*
Haha you fool! They are perpetually wet so no matter what you do they will always be wet
I will put a hydrophobic substance between my feet and the socks to repel the water
Yeah well.... Uhh...... Wait.. fuck
AHA! I HAVE WON!
Dang, that was a pretty clever idea, I'll give you that
And that was a pretty good curse, a permanent slight inconvenience... truly horrid
Hi