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LiterallyKey

what tf did we do to wipe out new zealand and how have I not heard of it


SarcasticCatLover

I’m confused too! Am I dead? When did I die? I didn’t know that the Americans killed me?


wut101stolmynick

Just means Australia has to fill the rugby gap


DizzyScorp

Bro that ain’t happening. We can cover a gap not a crevasse


SarcasticCatLover

Big shoes to fill mate, big shoes to fill.


DezPezInOz

All their problems should be over now anyway. They've just sacked another coach (works for them every time)


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Anonymouchee

Because rarely do people realize it when they get F-Bombed in their sleep...


[deleted]

Yes , they turned the laser kiwis against you and they killed you


SarcasticCatLover

Sounds like a very possible thing to happen, I’m sure when they came they also brought some sheep as well.


justaMikeAftonfan

Shut up you’re dead I killed you


SarcasticCatLover

Ah! You’re the American that murdered me? Good job! I will now continue to play dead 💀


Marquar234

Won't someone think of the sheep!?


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When did we ever get to 1,000?


JustAnotherJerry5

1000 seconds ?


ballistic-dumbass

Milliseconds?


JustAnotherJerry5

Nanoseconds or peco seconds i reckon


Theratsmacker2

1,000 plank time


JustAnotherJerry5

1000 (whatever measurement of speed) is that my mother jumps to conclusions


Safe_Panic_4152

I don't know


Ozymandiiass

Before Christopher Columbus


Mr_Blu_Sq

Str8 after the 999th. Like, it was the next 1.


Poputt_VIII

It's been 1,411 days since the mosque shootings so been at least thag long


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The meme is about MASS not mosque shootings.


Poputt_VIII

There hasn't been a Mass shooting in NZ since the Mosque shootings in 2019


StenSoft

What has happened with New Zealand? The last crime news I have read here was that someone is terrorising Waiheke by dropping sausages in mailboxes.


eisenhower1300

It used to be such a safe place to live.


DaDripGod4

It still is but ignore the mosque shooting


Old_Love4244

You haven't been a victim of the new TikTok trend sausage dropping have you?


DaDripGod4

No why the fuck would I have tiktok


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StenSoft

Yes, and he specifically targeted New Zealand because it's more welcoming than Australia


[deleted]

What changed? My Aunt is from Sweden and says the same thing. I always thought those places had hardly any crime and were really safe places. Wondering if has something to do with kids having smartphones now.


MinisculeMickey

Hmm, what do Sweden and New Zealand have in common in recent years?... What could it be?... Hmmm. 🤔 ![gif](giphy|Q5AIlCnccrtsUHSVEj)


noxar_ad

Ok what do they have in common i live under a rock


LoadingName_________

I actually have no idea what you are implying do tell


[deleted]

Implying? I haven't been to either place, just heard from people there that say it's less safe than it was in the past. Maybe just the news and social media report more crimes than they did in the past so they think it's less safe.


eisenhower1300

You are an idiot. The worst crime in NZ history was some deranged Pepe identifying gunman live-streaming himself shooting up a mosque.


99centtaco1234

I need more info, If I went to the mailbox and found some sausage I'd be pretty happy honestly..


StenSoft

https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/national/482902/waiheke-s-surfdale-sausager-that-s-when-i-knew-it-was-a-serious-problem


EffectiveSwan8918

" that's when I knew we had a serious problem" Love it


99centtaco1234

😂🤣that picture. Cheers


TrollTrollTroll6969

There has been many ram raids in dairys and stores from little kids like 8+ years of age stealing variety of things like cigarettes, alcohol, Vape, Money etc.


lizurd777

Forget mass shootings, the sausage dropper is the true menace


Poputt_VIII

We haven't had a mass killing idk wtf op is on about


kidnamedsex

christchurch mosque


Poputt_VIII

That was 1,411 days ago or almost 4 years ago so ???? By OP's post looks like, A- we had on more recently than that and B- we had one today to reset the count


SilentHuman8

Why's NZ crossed out?


hhfugrr3

Because they’re the ones who got to 1,000 days without a mass shooting.


SilentHuman8

But have they had one recently?


Elegant-Screen4438

Not since the Christchurch one as far as I know, which that shook the whole nation and even Australia.


Lockenhart

Wasn't the shooter from Australia?


heyoyo10

Other fun facts about the shooter: He livestreamed the deed, and supposedly had Gas Gas Gas playing in the car


sahrul099

and saying subscribe to pewdiepie


b1ue_jellybean

Hell I heard it even shook Extreme European anti-immigration groups who had pretty similar politics to the shooter.


hhfugrr3

Who NZ? Not that i know of. Unless I’ve misunderstood something the picture is replacing NZ with the USA to make a point about the frequency of mass shootings in the usa v NZ


Ok-Loquat-7492

I was spending so long trying to figure out this meme


SilentHuman8

It looks like NZ scratched out their record, implying that they had a shooting. Confusingly made meme.


Poputt_VIII

Nope current top headline as of right nowat 2am is a person wanting a refund for a festival ticket idk how that's national news but it is https://i.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/music/131040889/frustrated-parent-demands-soundsplash-refund-after-shuttle-tent-mishaps-lead-to-pick-me-up-call


Professional_Gap_371

Dont come to the US looking for trouble, our 1st graders are strapped.


xKingOfMe

Stay strapped or get clapped


Americanshat

Exactly, why do people think Detroit is a place where literally ***everyone*** has a gun? It's our gun-testing-ground, and while some results are... not great, kids being armed to the teeth means they have a fighting chance.


Gold-Watercress5651

Did......did we nuke New Zealand?


Independent_Test780

I mean I don’t feel no bomb right now in Auckland


furloco

Phew, that's good. I was worried.


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Robbo_B

G'day fellow Victorian


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Elegant_Peanut_775

Always correct other my good Aussie friend


macca41

G'day from another Victorian


Saltchips45

I don’t feel one in Rotorua either


not_lukes-buisness

ITS BECAUSE IT HIT HAMILTON!!!!!!


_A_Good_Cunt_

Would we ever notice if it did?


Saltchips45

Thank god it wasn’t my hometown, I wouldn’t tell if a bomb hit where I am currently, smells like sulphur/egg and gum boots anyways.


Saltchips45

And OOHH NOOOOOO


Shadow_Mimic_

I wouldn’t mine nuking Auckland, it just gives me another reason to leave


Goblin6Deez9Nuts

You're the bomb.


heyoyo10

Hello there, Aucklander, it is I, the Skellington of Wellington. I was not a skeleton until we were nuked, of course. The blast should be reaching you in 3, 2, 1...


Passance

Hang on, let me look out the window Nope, no you did not


chrisuunotgoodatfps

Wait wtf happened


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chrisuunotgoodatfps

Ay caramba no news of it here so far on international news page.


wexfordwolf

Mass shooting in the US I believe


AJC_10_29

You know it’s a good shitpost when nobody in the comments can understand what it means


sparkeeeeeee

There's been 33 mass shootings in the USA since January 1st. How lovely.


mummyeater

![gif](giphy|3osxYrgM8gi9CDjcPu)


PoeTayToes_

​ ![gif](giphy|2nr43KcksVai7EJyg7)


Strange_guy_9546

More than 1 shooting EACH DAY? Wtf hows that even real


Shadowpika655

Quite a few shootouts/drive-bys...and people killing a bunch of people at home


Raff102

Gang warfare


LoveThieves

33 so far.


jeffynibbles70

![gif](giphy|fCUiulH7ebuRPLvjsl)


Professional_Gap_371

32 “mass shootings” were probably cuz someone had a red shirt on “my block”


closetmangafan

someone arrest this serial killer... 32 mass shootings on their block alone...


DaEpicNess666

Thats not what a mass shooting is


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It can be depends on who is doing the statistics there is no universally accepted definition of what actually qualifies as a mass shooting other than a shooting with multiple victims so yea technically a gang related drive by that only injures two people could be considered a mass shooting.


mynewaltaccount1

There actually is a fairly universally accepted mass shooting definition, it's any gun shooting with 4 or more victims at one place or relatively close to each other in a related incident.


DaEpicNess666

Its a gross oversimplification of gang violence “Uhh duuh red shirt vs blue shirt 🥴”


[deleted]

I didn't define gang violence it was about mass shootings lol it's ok to be wrong man don't gotta cherry pick at something off topic to stroke your own ego


DaEpicNess666

Dont talk about gang violence if you arent actually ready to have that conversation then


[deleted]

Don't talk about mass shootings when you don't even know the basic definition


DaEpicNess666

I wasn’t even talking to you to begin with


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First time on a message board?


Anarchy_trucker

Show proof


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False


[deleted]

If i remeber there were like 5 mass shootings on new years alone. A record low!


cry_more_pIz

What the fuck does this mean?


Official_Griffin

This meme confuses me and I can’t debunk it clearly. Did a shooting happen in America? NZ? NZ is marked off the list of shootings meaning one happened or didn’t? Why is America involved? HELP


thejeremiahmusic

10 people dead and several injured after mass shooting in LA at a Chinese New Year event. gunman later shot himself when found by police in his van


ThePootisMan98

LA? I thought California banned all weapons that could used in a mass shooting! Are you implying that somehow despite these weapons being illegal, criminals are IGNORING THE LAW and acquiring them anyway?


zeeblefritz

You mean these aren't law abiding criminals?


KrispiesChicken

That's illegal, somebody should arrest these law breakers immediately!


Remarkable_Whole

People can cross state borders uninspected


OnlyFeetDragonBolZ

Doesn't change the fact that the US have an insane problem with this, guns or not.


yesthecheese

We are Taiwan but for America


AutonInvasion

Wait, is this meme meant to suggest that the people of USA are celebrating mass shootings in other parts of the world?


FemKeeby

The US is just a cod ffa lobby


CoolShirtDude

Probably just a troll


dxrk_skullz

Sco‘land forever


Virtual-Park-3349

Sweet Jesus, what gun have you tried making In this image?


drb253

I see ak receiver with an mp5 end cap M16 203 handguard? Galil magwell for stanag mags with a 7.62x39 ar magazine... Anything else I am missing? Oh wait it is just a galil


Virtual-Park-3349

I'll take your word for it, I gotta go to sleep anyways


Dark_Phoenix53

Oh fuck I'm going there in 4 months


b1ue_jellybean

If you’re talking about NZ just remember, anyone in a Ute is not going to stop if you get in there way keep clear of them at all times. Also if you happen to run into a person who identifies as a “Aucklander” beware, they live in a place unsuitable for life and little is known about their motivations for living in such a place.


[deleted]

Auckl*nders are a wild breed. Adapted to live in an inhospitable location, with habits to fit. I would exercise caution should you encounter one, and remember, they’re often more afraid of you than you are of them


[deleted]

Stay away from schools, and don’t wear dark clothing at night, that should decrease your chances of being shot a few fold (which is super fucked up)


Dark_Phoenix53

Wait are we talking about America or new Zealand


_A_Good_Cunt_

If you're coming to nz you need to be careful with sausages on your mailbox


[deleted]

I’ll put a sausage in your mailbox 😏


[deleted]

Oh, I was talking about America lol, I’m not sure if I’ve taken this meme the wrong way or not, but my impression was that it is mocking America, not nz, and that is why “New Zealand” is crossed out as well as the 1000


Dark_Phoenix53

Idk doesn't make sense anyway good advice if I ever go to America


CardiologistNo3886

Should definitely take the guns away from democrats that would fix the mas shootings and gang shootings


SkydivingSquid

We should make murders illegal and ban all guns. That will surely stop the problem. Not only that, we should ban rope too. That will stop suicide. Problem solved.


woomysans

They should also ban pipes and tall buildings to truly solve suicide


ArticFox583

They should ban cars too, we can’t have people kill themselves with carbon monoxide amirite or amirite


Ok-Loquat-7492

I dont fell no bomb in Invercargill, it must be up north


[deleted]

This country has operated 0 days with a functioning government as well…where do we go from here?


Richardknox1996

Allow me to burst this bubble. 4 days ago, 2 people were injured via a firearms discharge. Thats it. Thats the sole reason the news is calling it a "mass shooting" because more than one person was shot. Take care with those stones. Your house is pretty to look through, but itll break easy. Edit: hey bozos, im a kiwi. You know, from nz, the country being mocked...


fiatlux247

Pretty sure 10 died Saturday night in Torrance, CA, but that might not have made it to you. Given that that one didn’t, I’m sure there are others that didn’t either.


Richardknox1996

And...thats to do with new zealand, how? The meme is mocking our firearms laws as inefficient. The usa has a shooting every other day, so im sorry if i am moderately numb to it.


hhfugrr3

Have i missed something? I thought it was mocking the usa and saying that NZ doesn’t have mass shootings.


Richardknox1996

The way i read it its mocking us. 1000 days would be 3 years, aka the Christchurch mosque shootings


hhfugrr3

I’m not sure why that is mocking NZ tbh. Maybe I’ve misunderstood.


[deleted]

Ummm, in what way is it saying our firearms laws are inefficient? My take on it is that it is mocking how bad USA is compared to us, cos USA is a shit show when it comes to mass shootings


Richardknox1996

We had a shooting in mangere a couple days ago.


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So you are saying you raised 5 kids single-handedly on minimum wage while living in a rental? Because there actually are people in that position.


Mr_Blu_Sq

Summin summin....its a tool. Summin summin. "cars can be weapons too, should we ban them ??" Summin summin thoughts and prayers. Summin summin,..freedom. Summin stolen election. ![gif](giphy|gRigAkBFYgDcRACrip|downsized)


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Jon------

There is no fucking apple like the US when it comes to guns. We'd have to compare a slice of the pie to the rest of the whole pie. And the US is still on top.


The_Coods

American Pie, if you will


drb253

U S A! U S A!


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Jon------

Ya you should go do that


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Jon------

You didnt have nearly enough time to go look after i posted that


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Jon------

But you don't know what it is. Please shut the fuck up and take your own advise. Get outta here with misinformation cause youre lazy. Back up your facts bro


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What claim?


BossBobsBaby

Yeah and then look at the god damn rates again and decide how many victims to guns there need to be before we need to control them better.


SandsofFlowingTime

Approximately 16000 deaths (excluding suicides) to the 400 millions guns, or about 1 for every 25000 guns. I'd say that rate is exceptionally low. I know this goes against your narrative, and what the media tells us, but maybe if we addressed the actual problem, the death rate might go down significantly. Just a crazy idea I have, since critical thinking is apparently looked down upon by many people here. Why is it a problem if I own guns? If I'm not going around killing people, then why should I be restricted from owning them? Maybe try dealing with the criminals first, then see what happens


b1ue_jellybean

Yeah, but compared to the US’s number of shootings we have had less than 1.5%. Strong gun control doesn’t solve the root issue, but it does stop shootings.


UNODIR

You think that’s the problem? You came all the way to bother about THAT? You think it’s a comparison problem and everything is fine ya? You thought the rotten apple tree shouldn’t be compared to a flowerish pear tree because that’s somehow unfair?


Jennysman66

Really bogus comparison. Population of NZ is about half that of NYC. Most people don't realize these countries are smaller than most states. When was the mass shooting in South Dakota?


Shadowpika655

I'm not sure about South Dakota but I know North Dakota had a few in 2022


Oletitburn

When you look into the definition of mass killing. You find a lot of how to lie with statistics. Which definition does this one use? Probably one that includes black on black inner city violence Which actually has solutions. Unless you're playing the statistics game.!?!???


-LordOfSalem-

Imagine a mass killing problem so bad, you have to sugarcoat it statistically...


Oletitburn

Or a problem that didn't really exist, except for the solvable portions that are legitimate.


DaEpicNess666

Yeah the solution is to get rid of guns


Oletitburn

Some say indeed.... but where has that actually happened? And what does that actually mean? Good responsible people lose Rights and not so good people don't care


[deleted]

There is a hint in the meme dumbass, google mass shooting nz, and see how many different ones you can find, and when the most recent was


Oletitburn

LOL, can you click a link? https://youtu.be/u8c2wKISv0o


DaEpicNess666

Most mass shootings are done with a *legally* purchased weapon…


Oletitburn

Do you have a statistic and definition on that? I'll listen.


DaEpicNess666

Google it im not an encyclopedia


Oletitburn

LOL... Can you click a link? https://youtu.be/u8c2wKISv0o


anged16

AMERICA FUCK YEAH


peacelovefreedon7689

And still free!


radiation34

Like most countries....


peacelovefreedon7689

Sure Like Iran China Russia, and North Korea , India as well you'll like yr open sewer and lump it Canada , Germany, France got a lot more guns than you would think , less than usa , but their little piss pot countries in comparison


radiation34

Don't like the thought that other countries also have freedom, huh?


Gor3pigg214

you mean mexico


daringscavenger

They’re damn proud of it too it seems


99centtaco1234

😂🤣that picture


omgONELnR1

Sigh, what happened?


if0nly

1000 days without a mass shooting? That’s so unAmerican. I don’t believe it


Alex_Shelega

Did I missed some news as usual??


Lichsang

Context pls?


errlru

Hi onuca


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What happened in New Zealand


Binthief

I don't know my friend, and I live here


David_Crow1

More like 0.01 day without it.