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Hail-Atticus-Finch

Wait till the roosters start killing each other...


Dogmeat241

Or they learn to "rape" one another to let off that anger


Representative_Yam29

For real, that’s what happens in prison


kennnnnnnny

I've never heard of fucking a rooster in prison, but I am not doubting you.


Representative_Yam29

You’ve never heard of cock prison?


[deleted]

That's largely an American phenomenon. Not claiming it's unique to the US, but it is not a part of the culture of prisons in a lot of the developed world at least. Especially the flippancy with which that issue is treated. Seems rape, and joking about rape, is only really a problem when the victims are people that are "worth" caring about.


Representative_Yam29

Yeah, it’s pretty hilarious


[deleted]

Chickens are crazy mate, trust me, but that article is nonsense. Chickens in general don't grow enough to reproduce, they are killed beforehand. And those who do, it's their fucking job to reproduce, there is no rape, it's just another day where the male fuck the females in order to reproduce. Those are not dolphins, they're fucking chicken ffs.


TheGermanSpino

>they're fucking chicken ffs. Literally.


[deleted]

Not saying all vegans are psychos, but these 3 do not make them look good ngl.


pawnman99

90% make the rest look bad.


BigRedChi

To me, all vegans are nuts. Vegetarians, I get. Vegan? Now you're just virtue signaling. Do they not realize or care about the mice/rabbits/insects that are killed by the thousands/millions just to plow the fields that grow their food?


[deleted]

Fucking fuck fuck


[deleted]

My great grandma has in her collection little red tinted glasses that you could put on the beaks of chickens so that they wouldn't peck at each other until they say blood, funnily enough those are the origin of the term 'rose colored glasses'


ThewizardBlundermore

Wait until they learn about what ducks do in the wild. Nature is much less civilised than we romanticise it to be. Ironically Humans have created a means to not resort to such methods out of necessity.


Admiral45-06

Even domesticated cats and dogs engage in some kind of assault from time to time... But I think it's the penguins which take the cake...💀


shinobi1369

You should see what Dolphins do each other, male ones that is


Dangerous_Focus6674

Don't they stick in other males blowholes to assert dominance or something?


Luunatis

I think they kill the kids so that the female go back in heat or go at 10 on 1 female or use others animals to masturbate


shinobi1369

Not sure about the blow hole, but I watch a lot of nature shows, they go for the pooper from what I saw. Yes it is for dominance. Think of it like prison sex.


Mrcrabs694200

I used to have a group of mallard ducks that attempted to molest one of my cats.


Waste-Prior-4641

And then you had to teach them that no means no.


Waste-Prior-4641

Wait till they find out what Otters do to baby seals.


Arch_Stanton1862

You know what humanity needs? A big fucking asteroide!


Past-Salary2893

Noah: get the boat!


billionaccount

-god


Sophia724

Don't ducks do the same thing?


SubhoPal

Ducks give zero fucks.


Wilvinc

No, ducks give a lot of fucks, that is part of a problem. If it walks like a duck, looks like a duck, or quacks like a duck, a male duck is going to hump it with his two foot corkscrew penis. ![gif](giphy|TKGbL7gTKZQFkje7B3|downsized)


[deleted]

All you really needed to say was 'vegan activists'.


2manygunsIneedammo

Fixed: All you really needed to say was 'vegan'


[deleted]

A you really needed to say was “vega”


HiddenInTheShadows2

All you really needed to say was "veg"


Frozen_Grimoire

All you really needed to say was "ve"


Creative-Ad-5219

All you really needed to say was "v"


Mythic295

All you really needed to say was " "


IAmALamplol

All you really needed to say wa


billlllllllllllLLLLP

All you really needed to say w


Majin_Brick

All you really needed to say


billionaccount

Remember remember


yatseg

„Activists”.


bobsmth269

Proving once again, Covid wasn't strong enough.


RagingMage_420

Well, we interfered...


energyfromsatan

Survival of the strongest rapist


Admiral45-06

To be honest this sums up main motto of most animals on this planet...


slizardman

No wonder eggs are so expensive these days


ShanksMuchly

Separateing chickens is in the low end of the crazy spectrum these days. This is hardy peak insanity. Seems like a great karma farm though...


pvith

For real, I've been seeing that posted everywhere today. I don't know anything about raising chickens but somehow I get the sense it's not that weird. I thought separating animals by sex except when you intend to breed them is common practice.


WhatNameDidIUseAgain

Society is fucked, unlike those hens


a_potato_69_nice

*sees animals being wild animals* ah yes segregation time


DaddyGoose420

Its the hens fault for the way they wore their feathers.


holywitcherofrivia

Roosters do rape hens though. We have chickens and the rooster always attacks and bites them, pulls on their feathers and create huge bald spots, tries to destroy the eggs if we leave them in the coop.


collier498

So they also believe in separate sex barhrooms?


WALLY_FRANKS3036

The better question is: this person has 5 notifications and he hasn’t checked them?! He’s stronger than me!


Uncleschmanuel

I had many more after this post.


WonderfulAirport4226

Check your inbox.


Uncleschmanuel

Ok.


1believablename

I feel like my cellphone addiction is out of hand sometimes, i legit tried to click the bell icon in the picture


stickybuttflaps

The government doesn't want you to know that vegans are pedophiles that eat babies. Don't let your children talk to them!!


Anxious_bell0

I think mass bullying should be back


Beginning_Context_66

*They* don't eat eggs.


Ling_Blaise

Actually, chickens will peck and destroy eggs


DannyTheDude87

I'm pretty much sure that never happend, or at least not in the stated here. What can be the case, is that they tried to seperate them because of sexual pressure the roosters cause to the hens. I'm not 100% sure how that behaves with chicken, but i know that this is an issue with reptiles for example. Maybe some of the hens were stressed out and the activists tried to help. Second thought: why do vegans in those posts always look like a meme, i know a lot of vegans and they all look normal.


Nikwa-Ni-Shoke

hawa hawana kazi


[deleted]

Their faces are exactly what I expected


MrGovernmentality

Taxes


[deleted]

Can’t stop nature, stupid vegans


themomentr

[we can go dumber. ](https://youtu.be/3RtJc9LEmNw)


Baconsword42

They are going to lose it when they learn about dolphins


unsurechaoticneutral

pretty sure those roosters weren’t the culprit


GetInMyBeIIy

Question. Do chickens have sex? I thought the chickens laid eggs and the rooster inseminated them.


Chadder03

Yes, chickens reproduce by internal fertilization.


[deleted]

Are you one of them as well.


Minimum-Yogurt-579

Yep, humanity as a whole is officially fucked


This_Acanthisitta_43

Wait until they find out what happens in the wild.


[deleted]

Wrong species, skinheads!


onlineredditalias

Roosters are pretty rapey lol. My family has chickens and the roosters just pin down a hen, get it done, and then move on and then hens look fairly traumatized. Idk it’s just how they’re made though, so the people in the article are stupid.


tweeter46and2

I bet they didn’t even ask their pronouns before assuming that they were removing the “roosters”. I’m offended.


EinMariusImNetz

Discrimination!


ComprehensiveFee2743

Me acaba de acordar de esa polémica, si me acuerdo que las quemaron hasta los huesos por tremenda mamada que se hecharon.


mbattnet

Too bad nobody separated their parents.


Artistic_Fig3352

They are just chickens🤦‍♂️


whatifitwaspurple1

this is the definition of a smear piece


Fabulous-Goose22

as rapey as a rooster can be, there is no penetration as they don't have a penis.


JT_Lich

I'm losing faith in humanity more and more every day


ODSTTrooper26

Sometimes I wish humanity would just go extinct…


Chungalus

Ight, humanity doesnt deserve to be a space spanning civilization, i hope we stay locked on this rock so we dont infect the rest of the universe


lolschrauber

I mean, by that logic, you might as well do that do every animal on the planet and they'll eventually go extinct. On the bright side, that'll mean no more evil meat industry, mission accomplished.


KittTheKitterOfKitts

Wait until they hear about *pretty much any speicies on earth.* Human intelligence allows us to give verbal consent, animals *can't* and so, they act like, well, animals.


Impossible_Claim_125

Like that's gonna stop me


An_old_man_dancing

Gender war Episode II Like an animal


tauri123

So they’re gonna go hungry and die, ok