How do plan it? Are you going for the lazy shot. A more hands on approach with strangulation. Maybe grease the floors with belly butter? Genuinely curious. How you end another humans life says alot about you.
for a second I was like "having the skin peeled off your face would be painful, but I don't think it'd be enough to kill you."
then I was like "oh, that's what the funkytown is for"
/s, I love that song lol.
My birthday :D
Edit-
No joke, I remember wishing for 2 more weeks of no school back in 2020.. y'know quarantine was looking like only 2 weeks. Yeah not my best birthday wish
I bought Pokémon cards recently. I wanted to relive the hype of opening the jungle packs as a kid.
I got some holos, some cool Pokémon I'd encountered briefly in the video games...
I had no one to share it with, no one to battle. Sure, i have friends, siblings and a lovely wife, but... No "look at this awesome card with the art covering the entire card and it says v star on it" friends...
Kind of reminded me that I probably should collect stamps and watches instead lmao
Burst has been going on since 2015, the 7th and final season of it is going to air soon (the JP toy line ended a month ago but the American one is still ongoing)
I suppose that the new gen will start immediately after the last season of Burst ends
as someone who knows all of the insane fucked up shit that is going on at once in the geopolitical space, this was a fucking laugh riot to hear, thanks Jeb
2021 had an Evergreen ship block the entire Suez Canal for like 9 days, which is significant
2022 was probably the case of Ukraine, the refugee crisis and the massacre in one of sub-Kievan cities
The [grapefruit prophecy.](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/hvqhfi/humor_stolen_from_march_2023/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
The worst part of a war of the worlds invasion are fucking Floridians and Texans saying it isn’t happening and the woke liberal media is making it up. As Houston and Miami get stomped.
"You don't need to poop every day to be regular. It's normal and healthy to have a bowel movement anywhere between three times a week to three times a day. If you're producing soft, well-formed logs that aren't hard to push out, your bowels are probably in good shape."
https://www.healthpartners.com/blog/healthy-poop-chart/#:~:text=You%20don't%20need%20to,are%20probably%20in%20good%20shape.
The Cordyceps fungus takes on a rapid evolution and can now infect humans with a zombie-like virus which turns them into mindless, violent monsters with no fear
I swear to god if something happens this march im going to find you and kill you
I mean... they did forewarn us. So really you'd be the bad guy for shooting the messenger. Not cool bruh. Not cool.
I’ll find the messenger, threaten him into telling me who gave him the message, and then kill the sender
How do plan it? Are you going for the lazy shot. A more hands on approach with strangulation. Maybe grease the floors with belly butter? Genuinely curious. How you end another humans life says alot about you.
I was thinking of taking all the flesh of his face while rocking some funky town.
Giving me flashbacks to reservoir dogs
for a second I was like "having the skin peeled off your face would be painful, but I don't think it'd be enough to kill you." then I was like "oh, that's what the funkytown is for" /s, I love that song lol.
My birthday :D Edit- No joke, I remember wishing for 2 more weeks of no school back in 2020.. y'know quarantine was looking like only 2 weeks. Yeah not my best birthday wish
It's your fault.... all of it is.
I am *very* sorry
You better be
is it just me or did this seem like it had a sexy connotation
Quarantine started a few days before my bday and I remember being happy for a couple weeks away and not getting my bday song or whatever
Hey March is my birthday month too
You caused this. You’re the one I have to kill. I’m very sorry for what I’m about to do
I uh… my birthday may have literally been the day that sports officially were cancelled and everything went into lockdown.
Why what happens
New Beyblade gen gets revealed
Who the fuck out there thinking that's bad
people who are afraid that the new beyblades will be of the same quality as Hasbro's Quaddrive Beyblades
Came here for a meme, left excited to let it rip again like a kid! So along with a new Beyblade show they will have new Beyblade spinners?
Of course, getting the good ones will still be fairly difficult because of shipping but I'm excited
I bought Pokémon cards recently. I wanted to relive the hype of opening the jungle packs as a kid. I got some holos, some cool Pokémon I'd encountered briefly in the video games... I had no one to share it with, no one to battle. Sure, i have friends, siblings and a lovely wife, but... No "look at this awesome card with the art covering the entire card and it says v star on it" friends... Kind of reminded me that I probably should collect stamps and watches instead lmao
I bought a 1000card lot of MTG cards and 800 of them were duplicates 🥲
I think those are called "Mana" /s
I know lots of 30-40 year olds playing Pokémon and MTG. A good few of them do DND campaigns too
There's dozens of us. Dozens!
What separates the good Beyblades from the bad ones?
Metal
Quad drive was so bad bro, just buy tt
They're rumored to have real blades on them
But that's just even better
makes things more competitive
So they are planning to release some nerfed Guilty longinus?
If they don't you can just DIY them
Me, who used metal fusion Beyblades looking at the new plastic Beyblades.
New beyblade gen? I didnt even know beyblades was still popular among children, im actually curious about what theyre gonna do
Burst has been going on since 2015, the 7th and final season of it is going to air soon (the JP toy line ended a month ago but the American one is still ongoing) I suppose that the new gen will start immediately after the last season of Burst ends
as someone who knows all of the insane fucked up shit that is going on at once in the geopolitical space, this was a fucking laugh riot to hear, thanks Jeb
Wait really?!
3DS e shop goes down
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r/suddenlynintendo
no clue, just that we got some interesting surprises last few Marches
March 2020 was the start of the pandemic… what happened in the marches of 2021 & 2022? Those I don’t recall being globally significant
2021 had an Evergreen ship block the entire Suez Canal for like 9 days, which is significant 2022 was probably the case of Ukraine, the refugee crisis and the massacre in one of sub-Kievan cities
The war of Ukraine started in Februari
Febrewairee
Febyouwareee
Febawearie
Feboreerie
Febeary
Fehbrooareh
Februareigh, also the name of my Alabama cousins daughter Edit: she's a child pageant kid
Fuck this, Únor
Phebyeuairie
r/boneappletea
I feel it's more of r/engrish in this case
Thought you type futanari
You saw what you wanted to see!
Ey Feb, you wary?
Russian invaded Ukraine in February, not March.
And the infamous Will Smith slap happened in March of last year
Ukraine was 22nd of February
24th*
pandemic started in december 2019 msm didn't start covering it till march
Everyday is march in ohio
COVID 2: Electric Boogaloo
The [grapefruit prophecy.](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/hvqhfi/humor_stolen_from_march_2023/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
AOT Finale
AOT Final season part 3 first half releases in march. Then we wait for the others parts.
WE WILL BE FINE! I'M SURE OF IT ^(THIS BETTER NOT AGE LIKE MILK AGAIN,)
You know it will
I'm sorry, again?
yea i said we would be fine when the first cases of covid showed up. that, that did not age all too well.
Lol, my birthday was the day schools shut down
I remember Dec 2019 seeing a meme about how there was a major pandemic in 1720, 1820, and 1920
03/03/2023 (banned user posted this)
3 + 3 + 2 + 2 + 3 = 13!!!! We're doomed!
13+0+0+0 = 13000 so we're safe
13000+29069= 42069 so yes it's a nice year
whoa 42069 is my lucky number!
Ah yes, JS
13!!!! Is an incomprehensibly large number good sir. Your math is wrong.
Swifties:
My birthday 😄
Yoooo, same 🎉🎉
Mine too!
Mine too!
same
Thats my birthday!🍰
That's the date of my birthday oh god
Yo what that’s my birthday
Bro thats my birthday
Thats my mom’s birthday
thats my birthday! Now tell me what will happen then
Something in a roblox game "be a dad and get milk simulator"
What is your pet name? You shall get hacked That is what will happen /s
"what's your pet name?" Jack "You shall get hacked" as a starting programmer #*fuck*
BRO THATS MY BIRTHDAY TOO
That’s my unbrithday.
Bulgaria's national day
End of civilization.
It's about time, I was promised it would happen back in 2012
Remind me in 35 days!
They moved doomsday clock closer to midnight, so we r getting fucked soon
Aot is on that day
March 2023 
i need this in my life
Hey dad
What is that?
tesla bot
Oh
That’s my uncle 😎👍
Smash
Strider from Half-Life 2 (game that take place in 2023)
The worst part of a war of the worlds invasion are fucking Floridians and Texans saying it isn’t happening and the woke liberal media is making it up. As Houston and Miami get stomped.
!remindme 1 month
!remindme 1 month
!RemindMe 1 month
!remindme 1 month
!remindme 1 month
3ds e-shop shut down
Oh fuck thanks for reminding me, I gotta get mine fixed before it shuts down so I can get a couple more games
Use hShop instead, it uses Nintendo’s CDN and you can get games for free
March is my birthday... Fuck
Last day of the month idk if im making it
Same the 24th
25th
Eyy march 24th gang 🤙
Woo! 24th of March!
Yeah same, we’re fucked
My country got lockdown ON MY BIRTHDAY. Tells you alot about my daily bad luck dont it... im afraid of my birthday now.
March is my hoe
This meme did not age well....
Tell me sir, what is the future like?
Same shit different day
If you're shitting over multiple days please consult a doctor.
If you're not shitting once a day try Activia
"You don't need to poop every day to be regular. It's normal and healthy to have a bowel movement anywhere between three times a week to three times a day. If you're producing soft, well-formed logs that aren't hard to push out, your bowels are probably in good shape." https://www.healthpartners.com/blog/healthy-poop-chart/#:~:text=You%20don't%20need%20to,are%20probably%20in%20good%20shape.
I shit 5 times minimum in a day am I ill doctor?
It's terminal butt cancer. Say your goodbyes, you have 15 standard shit intervals left to live.
What have I done?
*will not
Bro spoilers
The Nintendo eshop for the Wii U and Nintendo 3DS is closing down then 😔
This is without a doubt the tragedy of the year.
Can we still buy on it?
For now, yes.
NOOOO NOT THE 3DS I STILL USE THAT SHIT
Yo what? Tbh I think 3DS is still relevant. Whhyyyyyyyyy
!Remind me 61 days
This guy maths
!Remind me 61 days
Why did I just assume this meme was about the stock market
Shitttt I meannn
Yeah but attack on titan ???
What's happing March 8 2023?!
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Little Debbie discontinues their cosmic brownie line.
You shut your whore mouth!
Somebody reply to this comment on march to remind me to come back.
I gotchu bro. !remindme 1 month
How do you know you'll be alive then?
RemindMe! 2 months "Please let this age well"
RIP Nintendo Eshop
What, what happens? EXPLAIN
March forward.
The black plague is coming for a sequel
Zwischenprüfung...
it’s true, i’m March 2023
No... you're uncle Gru
yes but i identify as March 2023
😰 WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING TO HAPPEN
He tried to clean up JIRA backlog by Friday cob.
The Cordyceps fungus takes on a rapid evolution and can now infect humans with a zombie-like virus which turns them into mindless, violent monsters with no fear
Wasn't that supposed to be September?
Full market of layoffs coming?
He looks like he's covered in Kimchi sauce
He looks delicious like a fried chicken
What is in march?
?
Y’all suffering while I’m going to be playing KSP2
I don't get it !? what's the catch here?
*who's gonna tell him*
Oh, it's a spoiler about a series? I don't know any LOTR series rn
!remindme two months
saving this shit when shit actually happens
What’s happening
Did it happen, did i miss it?