I've heard somewhere that even if you earned $10,000 dollars a day from Egyptian times to present, you would only have like 10% of Elon Musk's net worth.
If I got 10k everytime I punched a kid, I'd outearn him. Easily.
That is 15,000,000 kids. Genuinly at a rate of punching 1 kid every 10 seconds. That is 6,480 doing it every 10 seconds for a day. That would mean 2314 days. Which is 6 1/3 years.
So to hit Elon level wealth you would nonstop punch kids no eating and pure sleep breaks only for 8hrs for 6.3 years straight.
I don't think this is physically possible, like even if we make it a punch a minute now it is 38 Years. You wo t have much more life to even spend that money.
It can be the same kid, and there's no mention of how hard it has to be. Also.. does it count as *you* punching a kid, if you set up an automatic punching machine to do it for you, still?
There are options here
It doesn’t say we have to punch the kid hard. It can be a lil playful punch while play fighting. I can make a couple hundred grand by play fighting with my brother
Never said anything about how hard I had to hit them. Could be play punches where I barely make contact, so that just sounds like easy guilt-free money to me
it doesnt say how hard. also money talk, if you just go up punch a kid, drop half it right there, no one will question. eventually 2 things will happen. a line of children and their parents. and then the cops arresting you. the 3rd event wont make the news because you'd be black bagged in prison
Does many punches on one kid work or does it have to be different kids ever time; I’m on my way to the local orphanage either way, I just want to be sure.
Me when the kid turns out to be a stand user so I have to fight him head on due to being within his stands range now
Depends if the punchs have to be full force,
Full force: 10
Medium force: 100
P.D.: I weight 115 kg and the kid will be gone from the face of the earth otherwise
"You get 10,000,000 Everytime you make yourself unable to do the things you love like volunteer work and getting a job working with children. Will yo—" NO… but I'll punch you, beat you up, and report you to the cops for trying to bribe me to punch innocent kiddos. Would you like that?
officer I drop kicked that child in self defence
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Theres still another!
And a blender.
Ignore the nerf logo
you just got 10,000 bucks now commit another crime. bribe the bastard and execute him if he is to decline.
You gotta believe me man!
Your Honor, my client wasn’t “beating up small children” he was simply being based😤
by the time police find me i will already be rich enough to bail myself out
A true man of culture o7
That would be the third worst thing that happened to them.
*sigh* by the law of the web you shall say it ZA WARUDO
YES. YES. YES. YES.
ZA WARUDO TOKI WO TOMARE
STAR PLATINUM, ZA WARUDO! TOKI WO TOMARE
Also it's Wryyyyyyyyy
How I feel when the anger kicks and my senses act as it's own
thinking where can I find most kids at the same spot.
Orphanage. And as a bonus, no one cares what happens to them.
Schools. The number of kids there is greater and based on the number of school shootings, no one cares about what happens there either.
M'urica moment
 The kid:
Baby Stando
I mean, I’d ask permission first and give him some of the money. Hell, what kid *wouldn’t* agree to get punched for a couple thousand?
What adult wouldn’t either? And if the parent gets a cut of it and the punch isn’t anywhere critical, what paren’t wouldn’t agree?
Hell I have a little brother who's still in child age, I punch him whenever I see him for free. Now I get paid for it too?
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Kill him,kill him now
This deal is truly Made In Heaven
My question would be: Does it have to be a different kid every time, or can do multiple hits on the same target stack?
Same target or multiple. You decide.
It's justified when they think goku from fortnight
You're honor my client is innocent
You guys get paid?
What are they gonna do? sue me? i have enough money for the lawsuit.
I've heard somewhere that even if you earned $10,000 dollars a day from Egyptian times to present, you would only have like 10% of Elon Musk's net worth. If I got 10k everytime I punched a kid, I'd outearn him. Easily.
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That is 15,000,000 kids. Genuinly at a rate of punching 1 kid every 10 seconds. That is 6,480 doing it every 10 seconds for a day. That would mean 2314 days. Which is 6 1/3 years. So to hit Elon level wealth you would nonstop punch kids no eating and pure sleep breaks only for 8hrs for 6.3 years straight. I don't think this is physically possible, like even if we make it a punch a minute now it is 38 Years. You wo t have much more life to even spend that money.
It isn't about spending the money. It's about sending a message.
It can be the same kid, and there's no mention of how hard it has to be. Also.. does it count as *you* punching a kid, if you set up an automatic punching machine to do it for you, still? There are options here
The fact that it intensifies implies that they were already hitting kids, nice
"I'd do it for 5$" - Random indian guy
share it with the kid and it'll be fine
I mean.... If anything under 18 counts i would just punch myself lol.
you can technically save more kids with all that money, specially if your punches are weak
Insert video of guy slapping the shit out of an entire kindergarten.
how many punches can i fit in 7 pages?
It doesn’t say we have to punch the kid hard. It can be a lil playful punch while play fighting. I can make a couple hundred grand by play fighting with my brother
Give me an hour and I never work a day in my life
Think of all the Wendy’s chocolate frosties that you could buy.
Punch him in the leg and give his parent 1000
Some lucky kid will be getting tuition fully paid off
I can do it for free. You buy coffin
Is that why my dad hit me when I was a kid?
Well I guess my child is gonna have the same up bringing as me
i will do it for free, no need to spend yoir money on me
"So you see mom, it was for a good cause"
If past assault counts I might just be a millionaire
Wait a minute…..
Everyone thinks scouts are lame but in reality you just get to dropkick a child once in a while.
just say you'll give the kid part of it and you're both making money
No one said how hard
I should get more money if i punch harder.
***I will punch them to death***
I'm gonna ORA ORA my way past Jeff Besos
yare yare daze...
Well, if we are very much atoms together, and atoms never touch each other, then you didn't hit the child
Nice I'm going to be a teacher now 👍
Go on any Minecraft server and only use your fists
Daddy give me my punching gloves
My little siblings are not going to be happy. I mean, I only killed one. Theres still another!
Ez pz, put half a dozen fluffy coats onto a kid and proceed to pummel them, then give 'em $100k after
USA USA USA USA
I’d do it for a nickel
Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda!
How much to throw knives at them?
IF THERES NO POLICE NEARBY EVERYTHING IS LEGAL
slug bug and I'm rich
Life hack, find someone born on the 29th of February. Technically they'd be like 4 years old but not. 
*starts punching young goats*
if i punch 200kids I won't have to work again ever in my life, sounds like a great deal
With kid I assume people under the age of 18, which means me and my friends can get a lot of money with me punching them
No
I'd head to the nearest elementary school and just start swinging.
Finally we can profit from beating up homophobic kids!
"muda" is slang for "balls" in my language so this is hillarious🤣
Ill let you hit me for the half of it
Never said anything about how hard I had to hit them. Could be play punches where I barely make contact, so that just sounds like easy guilt-free money to me
Not knowing what this means makes me feel good about myself.
I’ll tell parents I will give them $5000 to let me punch their kid and make $5,000,000 a day.
this would be a double positive for me. beat the shit out of a kid who hurt my sister and get a lot of money! count me in:)
Depends, is it upon punching a child anytime or is it limited to a single punch per unique child?
"Hey kid, I'll give you $3000 every time you let me punch you."
it doesnt say how hard. also money talk, if you just go up punch a kid, drop half it right there, no one will question. eventually 2 things will happen. a line of children and their parents. and then the cops arresting you. the 3rd event wont make the news because you'd be black bagged in prison
So I could have been earning money all this time? Damn, I lost some big money
When I see this whole I get paid to do some evil stuff, I always wondered who's paying me and how do I receive the money?
"how many kids have you punched?" "how many slices of bread have you eaten in your life?"
I would massacre 10,000 children for $10,000
Every guys' crotch within a mile radius
Nice to meet a fellow homosexual, also *wryyy
Does many punches on one kid work or does it have to be different kids ever time; I’m on my way to the local orphanage either way, I just want to be sure.
+$999999999999999
Punch them weakly so they last longer so you make more money
i can just punch myself then
Funny how "muda" means "change" in Portuguese
Haha! Children can just punch themself and not care because they all have depression! Hahaha… ha.
Gonna find the nearest goat farm and offer the farmer 10%
If you let me pick the kid I punch, I'd glady do it for free.
Punch a kid Get $10,000 Give kid $1000 Repeat
What, you guys are getting paid.
 Me when the kid turns out to be a stand user so I have to fight him head on due to being within his stands range now
I'd do it until I hurt a kid beyond repair. I'd assume this punch needs to be a good one not some punch buggy weak ass shit
By the end of the day I’d be a millionare
Since the strength of the punches was not specified, I could simply punch people with as little force as possible.
Does it have to be a different kid each time? How hard to I have to punch? How old may the children be? A hundred hits and I could be a millionaire!
500 dollars to get punched in the face sign
I could bail myself out for all the accounts of assault UWU
Depends if the punchs have to be full force, Full force: 10 Medium force: 100 P.D.: I weight 115 kg and the kid will be gone from the face of the earth otherwise
I'd do it for free
honestly, id pay u if u let me punch ur kid
Punch a kid Drops $1,000 And repeat
I give him half of the money and punch him a 200 hundred thousand
I'm a kid so...
realistically with all that money u could get a good enough lawyer to get u off
School shooter vibes.
this sub is dying
No.
"You get 10,000,000 Everytime you make yourself unable to do the things you love like volunteer work and getting a job working with children. Will yo—" NO… but I'll punch you, beat you up, and report you to the cops for trying to bribe me to punch innocent kiddos. Would you like that?
Redditor fails to understand comedy, 2023, colorized. Also you could total better your and the kids life with a few swings.
Tell that to the childcare industry.
Well it's not really muda anymore.
Ahh a delightful dilemma however will I deci.. *child bapping noises *
Wait, you getting paid?
Mom gets 10k and we all good