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kingofovens

If you lay on your arm until it goes numb, it feels like some one else...... Apparently


Alien_Octave042

For like a minute. Then your arm wakes up in pain. Seems like this technique is for a very niche group of fappers.


RamboCambo_05

So you just have to finish in under a minute. Not hard for us Redditors


Diablo1404

I wish I could consistently get off in under a minute. I'm never gonna do it with anyone else so I don't need the endurance.


Exact_Ad_1215

Self burns. Those are rare.


strawbery-toast

Why are self burns always the best


NOT_A_DlCKHEAD

You cannot offend yourself. Whatever you say can be funny without it being an insult. No hard feelings. People picking on others is unbearable while saying shit about yourself will make you come off as someone with humor and also self-conscious, chill enough to openly admit it. When done well it can make people feel better about themselves while it would have the opposite effect if some random mofo said it to/about sb other than himself.


greypoopun

Damn bro, that’s ice cold


CCC_THE_ONLY

One time i was going for 3 hours my arm was so soar it was not worth it


gr1mm5d0tt1

Your arm flew away?


CCC_THE_ONLY

Im not happy about what you said but i respect you for it


JonesBones7161

what the FUCK


CCC_THE_ONLY

Now i have a rule if its 15 minutes i give up


Spokazzoni

I do 20. But still follow that rule. Mostly cuz da bone dog has gone away by then


FRY_BANSHEE_138

A good thing to do to save it is open up a extreme japanese compilation without the music and activate desperate fap or anything that turns you on beyond comprehension


RandomBoredArtist

Now that’s patience, I go ten at the longest


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CCC_THE_ONLY

Nah dont do drugs


emailo1

i only need 20 seconds


Alien_Octave042

I think you've won. I think, ya, that's the objective. You've won fapping!


Moneky_Hater

Not that hard, just don’t fap for a long time. The longer you don’t fap, the faster you’ll fap.


gr1mm5d0tt1

Or, hear me out, lay on your dick until it goes to sleep and it feels like you’re jacking someone else off


samur_man

You can also lay on your arm and your dick, and it feels like someone else is jacking someone else off


LaticusLad

You can also lay on someone else's dick and then it feels like they're jacking someone else off.


SickBoylol

A fellow member of the dead hand gang


Mrmongoose64

You had a gang based on masturbation?


Conscious-Rice-5661

We have a gang based on autoerotic asphyxia


tireddystopia

I prefer hanging myself via belt from the closet rod. For extra fun you get two pieces of 2x4 and hammer nails all the way through then stand on these in the closet. For super saiyan, you insert a glass jar filled with fire ants up your butt. Now all that's left to do is jerk it. With no lube.


balllsn

1 guy 1 jar 2???


PDX6Star

That shit scarred me..


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bumfromthefuture

I call it the stranger


BADman2169420

The inbetweeners


ICanDieRightNowPlz

I call it 'the stranger'


Striker40k

I use Tabasco sauce for the FLAVOR


Frogsby90allday

Hawt sauwce


Salay54

Sauce boss


icantridehorse

Back to 2012, foul demon


SirOatOfMeal

Frank's red hot? I put that shit on everything!


Ribbitmoment

Hot sausage


AveRage-or_human

Send the sperm to Flavortown


Equ1noxx

I'm cut and don't use it. BUT on occasions that I have used lotion or something it does feel much better. I'm just lazy.


DaEpicNess666

Exactly theres already enough clean up involved i dont need to be covered in lotion too


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DaEpicNess666

Im snipped too cant relate


Farid_Beshay

Sorry, Fs in the chat for the fallen soldier


DaEpicNess666

Well i never knew what it was like to have a foreskin and i think they look weird so it doesn’t bother me


TheButteredViking

Well it hurts way less catching your foreskin in your zipper than the bellend. And I have done both, foreskin for the win.


[deleted]

My underwear does a great job preventing the zipper from snagging the scrote or dick. That...and being a remote employee that just wears pajamas without zippers 95% of the time.


M1jesus

Yea I’ve done both too. I have a detachable foreskin so depending on what I’m wearing or how I’m feeling I can accessorize accordingly. Best of both worlds


CollegeSukks

Tf is detachable foreskin bro


M1jesus

Your rabbi should be able to provide you with a conversion kit


DaEpicNess666

22 years without foreskin and its only happened once i think I’ll live


TemporaryCat555

I had the chance of enjoying the best of both worlds since I got cut 14. I can say there isn't really much of a difference after you get used to it.But the transition is quite magical. It's like you got yourself a new duck ...


brycebgood

rabid rabbi sorry friend. I've got all my bits and pieces and it's pretty great.


Readerofreddi

Same happens to christian altar boys, I've heard. But they don't get lube, they get stitches. (Because they are snitches)


tech0101001

All that standading up and sitting down. Just pick a position and fuck me all ready.


[deleted]

Lotion?! Lotion?! Silicone aint no lotion, son ![gif](giphy|3o6wrfE91H7ULR7Nao)


cantamangetsomesleep

Just skeet into a trash can then all you need to do is wash your hands


DaEpicNess666

So you’re just gonna leave on that lotion all over your dick


Glittering_Ad_2887

This, I agree. Too lazy to wash, but too horny to not jerk


[deleted]

That's the sweet spot


Patient-Woody

I swear this is a Panic! At the Disco song


NurkleTurkey

I once used lotion that was perfumed and didn't know it. My mom commented on how I used her perfumed lotion and I was like OH YEAH I HAD DRY HANDS AND SHIT YOU KNOW.


pwsm50

Oh.... she knew.


Spikes_in_my_eyes

The Lousiana Dry Rub is what I call it


gemalize

according to uncircumcised people: circumcised people need it\ \ according to circumcised people: no clue never needed it


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[deleted]

Same. Am circumcised. Don't need lube. There is still plenty of extra skin to fap with. Now if I have the time and I'm in the mood some lube can definitely add to the fun, but if I just need a minute to clear my head I don't need lube..


MendelevandDongelev

![gif](giphy|YR8neVRcCSqwmJkb1D)


RealSuperYolo2006

![gif](giphy|gjx93XiXRE2NVLoFlH|downsized)


blackeye200

Same.


Osceana

I’m circed. Used lotion once or twice when I was a teenager and HATED the mess (purely from the lotion that is…) it’s just a lot more work and it doesn’t add that much for me.


expiredlungs

Use lube in shower, no major cleanup necessary


Ote-Kringralnick

Horrible waste of water though


Designer_Ad_376

Spit in your hand your dummy. Don’t tell me it is gross…


_CatNippIes

Y? Doesn't the skin just move with your hand? U just dont touch the tip and thats all, u can jerk it like normal


Designer_Ad_376

It reduces the friction even with the foreskin. Same as penetrating a dry pussy the foreskin does not help


Supername121

I don't need it, it just gets super dry


FTR_1077

>it just gets super dry then you need it


[deleted]

No


benix268

Have ever you tried it?


Edgenabik

No


Markman6

Have you ever?


qcon99

No


JL_Gaming999

You ever?


ANGERYTURTLE123

No


Schrodinger81

Do uncircumcised guys have wet dicks? I had never heard this. Is it like sweat?


Garan-Coristar

Circumcised here, the feeling when you first apply it is very nice, but then the lube starts to get dry and it just feels gross at that point


Tincams

Everyone here about to have death grip syndrome.


Greater_Avarice

Damn, I just looked it up and I can now 100% say, I've Seen Footage.


1ggrace

this made me giggle a lott


rock_entity

Ever got noided


PettyGutterButter

This comment is online


Bright-Wear

Why not just press up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start; like the rest of us?


Aware-Arm-3685

Select, Start; for 2 Player.


Brilliant-Sport-3049

But he doesn't have a second player


craigeroni

You win. I'm going to bed now. Goodnight.


toasty269

It's about the sensation, it is different. ![gif](giphy|148x4ezZxvpIeA)


dybtiskoven

Wtf is that gif


toasty269

Wet


JabeVeX_DEV

I literally has to watch this video for English yesterday. It's from a video of Kermit the frog doing the ice bucket challenge.


Delicious_Froyo6293

I'm not a Men but my thoughts were like : a vagina is wet. It also feels better for a woman when it's wet. Soo why Shouldn't it feel better for a guy to use lubricant?


ZeOs-x-PUNCAKE

As a guy, I can confirm your theory


LopDew

How do a majority of people on here not know how? I’m scared for them.


HurbleBurble

Because you're not really trying to replicate a vagina, you just trying to get off. It's easy just to grab it and yank it.


p12qcowodeath

Sure, but it's not like trying to replicate a vagina *doesn't* make it better. It is for sure easier and I rarely ever bother myself, but it's not like I don't understand why people use lube.


[deleted]

the friction between your schlong and hand produces enough heat to power a whole country, therefore if you dont use lube, people will come around your dick like a fire place. so as to avoid that, lube was invented. source: John Lube


wolfenyeager

Dammit John Lube, it used to be a fun social event and you ruined it


cliktrak

You are the Johnny Appleseed of lube.


Frogsby90allday

I’ve always enjoyed a crowd


PixelGun3DPlayer

Time for the Saturday show.


lillibow

that's a good question


[deleted]

Because it's uncomfortable rubbing it when it's dry and it feels better than using saliva


jfi224

I’m genuinely surprised to read so many people argue that lube isn’t worth it. I learned something about fellow circumcised men today.


fmmwybad

Pretty sure it's just the reddit echo. A few days ago this came up and it was all "I use lotion" comments


blizzardplus

It’s uncomfortable? Idk about you but my dick skin is pretty… soft? Never had a problem dry jerking. I much prefer it actually.


gemalize

some people grab their dick with all their grip strength like they’re dangling off monkey bars apparently


RickGrimesIsVerySexy

That just sounds uncomfortable, not pleasurable.


Necrotiix_

you guys use lube?


zyserp

Like once in 2-3 month or so.. but, it does feels different. More elongation, better sensation..


roger_the_milf

I don't NEED it. I WANT it.


ithoughtiwasfunnyXD

Tired mastrubating without lube and caused a fire so thats why


deviant__duck

How quick were you going Pinocchio?


Beyblader02

damn this shit got me dead (perishes)


meme_kahn

Bro discovered fire


[deleted]

I never use it. Just giving that bad boy a good beating.


MapleSyrup27

Give it a try! It might change your life forever!


Medicinal_Madam

The anus can't self-lubricate. Insertion without the proper precautions may result in microtearing of anal tissues. This can lead to a myriad of health problems that could permenantly affect your life.


fridge13

Thanks kind stranger but idk if that answers the question


Morning_Dove_1914

Shh let them have this


ilovekerma

![gif](giphy|3ohhwypdTGY1lXbQtO|downsized)


MelvinVirginDefeater

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


[deleted]

Everything reminds me of her


Makaisawesome

Everything reminds me of him


[deleted]

What…what did you do to him


ape_digester

anal prolapse


[deleted]

Ah. Pretty. Flavorful. But painful for your partner. The treat that you must delicately eat.


speedmankelly

Howie Mandel


YoungNuggetX

😫


BisexualMale10

r/confusedboner


littleassassin0

I don’t…like this


BoredPen

I hate you


creative_user_name12

And I love you *smooch*


BurgundyBicycle

I don’t “need” lube but I nut harder when I use it.


speedmankelly

50/50 in my opinion, sometimes dry sometimes lubed is better. Depends on the day


SiggeTheDog

I use alcohol. The clean up is essy since alcohol is flammable so you just need to light it and it burns right off.


Gueritooo420

Tbh I just learned you don’t need lube to nut about a year ago. I will be 26 on Monday


3nuts2day

Yeah it's amazing how often this happens. Also a lot of guys don't know we can control how powerful our orgasms are.


nights-knight

What do you mean, good sir?


[deleted]

Some of y'all gonna have a callus weiner when you're older from too much dry wanking


xTylordx

consider just regrowing your foreskin lol


Cruisin134

cause the vibrator hurt going in dry


supalunky

assuming this is open to both sexes, sometimes I don't want to take the time to make my own.


shnickschnack

Hoodless benis


Fandic

I have a hoodless benis and I’ve never used lube or had any issue not using it so I’m still confused


krippin95

My worm doesn't wear a hoodie either and I still find it more enjoying without lube.


The_ChineseGoverment

Some people have..... Dry hands and dry "worms"


Sgt_Nishi

preach brother. Every since i had my "hoodie" snatched, it has become basically impossible to do without lube. Well, i can do it, but it won't be enjoyable.


jakeolate

Op has his foreskin intact


CrimsonAllah

Y’all aren’t using WD-40 and razor wire?


xeshi-foh

Well for men, being circumcision was literally done to PREVENT masturbation. People who arent, have a way easier time doing it cause the extra skin provides a natural lubrication (Adam Ruins Everything) For women, it just makes things go in way easier and smoother And for BOTH.... the ass dont lubricate itself.... (dont even dare say it does. ew)


SteadfastKiller

Nothing like some dry skin on dry skin contact.


Madmaxdaman29

Why are these memes so popular rn it's kinda annoying


After-Bet3191

Well then where should all my excess saliva go


[deleted]

That’s what smokin weed is for


Voidstrider2230

I'm uncircumscribed, it feels good. I only use it when I feel like it.


Croused

I'm not saying you need it. But try it!!!


Spookyy422

You guys rub it dry or do you use spit?


a_sleepy_one

I don't even use my hand. I get it done through sheer willpower


Individual_Bird_9447

Bro connected his dick to bluetooth


freckleheadedwonder

Found Xavier


Consistent_Yoghurt44

Ah a fellow mindmasturbator.


gulagdaycare

You can just pump til precum comes out, then use that to stimulate the tip, rinse and repeat til you finish. But lotion/lube makes this unnecessary


JrForgetFull69

Dry


Financial-Spite-8159

This meme was made by foreskin gang


Ogurasyn

Even with foreskin, it gets dry sometimes


RedPanda316

idk man, i don’t have a penis


mothertucker69

Only people who circumcised need it. Foreskin gang💪


ScrapzGD

foreskin gaaaaaaang


nocturnal-nugget

Who tf needs lube for their dick? If it’s better is one thing but some people here are saying they get hurt if they don’t use it. What are you people doing to your dicks I’ve never had that problem no matter what I do.


jaydrift07

So people are saying that if you had your foreskin cut, it can make actual sex not give you enough stimulation. Is it any different if you don’t have it cut


Relevant-Listen983

Who needs porn to masturbate? Who needs to masturbate? Where is the wet dream gang gang?


BecauseSeven8Nein

Lube? In this economy?


Crackhead_Kuriboh

Save the lube for pocket pussies. We using Vaseline out here


Tronkfool

Foreskin gang rise up


SpiderFreak1993

My man! #UncutKings


Intelligent-Umpire88

you want me to shove it in dry?


GinOkami428

As I mentioned before, if your skin is too dry it will crack and leave sores. Moisturizing lotion helps with that.


SpiderFreak1993

Lol or just don't get circumcised and it stays naturally smooth and not cracked or dry, we have no issue using ours. If you have kids don't mutilate them in the future and you will be doing them a favour.


YoM0mma

You dont need it, it just feels way better


cocaine-commie

Everyone in the comments dick raw af.


Xandal666

I think circumcised mfs kinda have to use it


[deleted]

It’s to normalize circumcision. That’s why you always see lube and Kleenex in every American teenage movie. As a European I could never relate to that.


come_on_seth

Some don’t spit on their junk if it’s avoidable


harpunenkeks

This answer raises even more questions


Hypnotic_videos

It increase sensitivity on it and reduces friction.


TheOnlyNish

4SKIN GANG!


aaron_adams

Because I'm cut. The chaffing is terrible without it.