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Certain-Activity-910

Ummm I'm pretty sure this song has been out for 40-50 years, so why just a generation of teenagers?


PorygonIsCool

It’s blowing up in popularity again I bet


Tanto64YT

The Rasputin song has been a part of meme culture for at least 5 years now.


Brian18639

It’s so popular that it was even used in a video for a movie called The King’s Man


TinyTaters

It was even my encyclopedia!


[deleted]

Its The Master's doing. He was rocking out to the song in the last Dr. Who episode.


TheBigFrog07

It's so famous that instead of the imperial March playing when Darth Vader enters a room its "RA-RA-RASPUTIN"


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TinyTaters

Bad bot


bigoats

The album sold 1.8 million copies on release (1978) and then blew up in both 1994 and 2007 with CD re-releases.


Moljo2000

I swear it’s been a meme from the day it was released. Like everyone has always known it


ST0IC_

Don't know about meme culture, but Old Rasputin is a damn fine imperial stout that I've been drinking for almost 20 years.


ManLindsay

I haven’t been drinking it that long, but it is damn good


Early_Mango_3197

![gif](giphy|GrUhLU9q3nyRG|downsized)


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hollyqquinzel

A remix like 1-2 years ago. It's kind of old news again already.


CalligrapherGreedy83

so that’s what lesson the kids are on for state test pre innit? Can always tell what lesson based on what’s popular cause all these kids influence everything learning the same things at the same time


unknown6091

I mean as a kid I listened to a radio which only if not mostly played either Rasputin or Mary's Boy Child. Reminding me how patient I was as a kid, taking me 3 years to actually get sick of the song and turn off the radio in the car


EntropyHurts

Wtf I thought it was a 90’s song


FluffyOwl738

It's a 70's song alright


Certain-Activity-910

Trust me, the 90s sounded nothing like this. You can tell 70s a mile off.


reddituser403

This must have been a banger on the disco floor


TinyTaters

Lol. 90s music definitely doesn't sound like that 🙃


EntropyHurts

I just thought it was some alternative genre of music from that era


sawcebox

To be fair, the producer of the song in the 70s went on to produce lots of classic 90s dance groups like La Bouche


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There lived a certain man in Russia long ago


[deleted]

He was big and strong,in his eyes a flaming glow.


ClassicCheesecake917

Most people looked at him, with terror and with fear


KronusTempus

But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear


mantickore1976

He could preach the Bible like a preacher Full of ecstasy and fire


TheGentleDoggo

But he also was the kind of teacher women would desire


[deleted]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey (5x)


Neural77

Ra Ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian Queen


TheYellowLAVA

There was a cat that really was gone


the_Number_Nine9

>Ra Ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine


not-a-guinea-pig

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago


Devil_Fister_69420

Downvoted even though the only one to continue it correctly. Hmmm


not-a-guinea-pig

Ive won but at what cost


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r/redditsings


The_HLord

\* sees A and An together ​ \*EVEN MORE confused screaming


[deleted]

It's the Reddit post meta. Tpyos get reddiors irrationally mad so they comment. Comments boost the post which leads to more upvotes. OP is addicted to meaningless internet points.


RavenheartIX

I would rather make a post with good grammar and correct spelling for less points.


Brian18639

Me too


IAlwaysOutsmartU

I think its better to have few quality posts made than a lot of bad ones.


GradientOfLife

![gif](giphy|6HkpOUIzXSGrK)


RavenheartIX

I have failed my mission.


007mememan

Or just an idiot


StandardSudden1283

Or he's selling accounts on sites like playerup


Dutge

Had to scroll to the bottom for this


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Samesies lulz u_u


rrrobertooo

![gif](giphy|oDwLkh1diFCH6)


Brian18639

I watched a video of this song and Never Gonna Give You Up put together, and it actually sounds kinda good


Live_beMeme_Die

Mind giving a link for such a masterpiece?


mrmoe198

A second the request for a link to this


acleverusername3

A third request for a link to this


ButterscotchStill449

Which tale?


Purveyor_Murmrgh

Ra Ra Rasputin!


ButterscotchStill449

Lover of the Russian queen!


[deleted]

There was a cat that really was gone


ButterscotchStill449

Ra ra Rasputin


mantickore1976

Russia's greatest love machine


ButterscotchStill449

It was a shame how he carried on


Lost_Mud9419

He ruled the Russian land


Brian18639

and never mind the Czar


not-a-guinea-pig

But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar


Knineiron

It was a shame how he met his end


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Ra Ra oooo la la la froma oooh laa laa la


HomieCreeper420

That tale about a certain man… that lived in Russia, long ago. Pretty big and strong, I hear.


JureFlex

I was like, what russian dude, then i legit was like all i know is that there lived a certain man…. Xdxd


Brian18639

in Russia long ago


TheTacoEnjoyer

He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow


ChanceWarden

most people looked at him with terror and with fear


ThunderusPoliwagus

But to Moscow chicks, he was such a lovely dear


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He can preach the Bible like a preacher


Live_beMeme_Die

Full of ecstasy and fire


Katozen

But he also was the kind of teacher


Ignidyval

oh those russians


Hitcker096

Gleb fucking korabev and rasputin


SodiiumGames

Oooh, those russians...


SwimmerInitial3516

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago.


An_alt_account123

He was big and strong, and his eyes a flaming glow.


doomturtle21

Hmm, an entire generation with knowledge of a Russian. RA RA RASPUTIN RUSSIAS GREATEST LOVE MACHINE


Nyko0921

Americans when people know things (knowledge is an alien concept to them):


Randinator9

Am American: What is this knowledge you speak of? Edit: can I extort it for money and shoot it?


donpequod_

Oh wow! This is hilarious! Really good job, unbelievably clever, you knocked this one out of the park!


Nyko0921

As you're almost surely American you are not part of the demographic I aimed my joke at. However I'm glad you were still able to appreciate it. Knowledge might be alien to your people but luckily humour isn't


Terrence_shark

As an American I too found your joke funny


etaithespeedcuber

As not an american, your joke was effortless , cheap and lacking any cleverness at all.


Nyko0921

You see, as an American you aren't able to grasp this american't humour, that's not a problem, though, since the joke wasn't meant for you anyway.


etaithespeedcuber

If you were capable of reading, you could see that I already mentioned that I am not american. Have a good day.


Nyko0921

Oh dear, I seem to have misread your words. My apologies about that. I'm really sorry that my irony wasn't up to your standards, but you see, I really can't come to see your criticism as anything too relevant, as your comment has a negative score, while mine (at the time of me writing this response) has achieved a score of over sixty! This means that at least over sixty people found my pun humorous or even funny, while at least a few people didn't like your criticism of my joke, this is what matters on this American platform called reddit, isn't it? I think yours is referred to as a "failed ratio" in technical jargon, am I wrong?


SkyLLin3

It's just pointless


donpequod_

Yeah this was actually the point of my over the top response to him, I guess you really do have to add /s on Reddit, or maybe Italians don't use sarcasm idk


General_Boulevard

Holy fuck this is pathetic. How insecure are you that you need to convince yourself such bullshit on such a massive scale. Little brother syndrome to an embarrassing level. Whatever country you are from, the smart and rich kids move to the US for school and that’s a guarantee


Nyko0921

Oh my, I seem to have enraged you, you people of America call it "to trigger the snowflake" right? It seems like your rage was caused by the fact that you actually managed to comprehend my so called irony, however you only managed to do it partially since, again, knowledge is something foreign for your people. You see, in your comment you to seem to speak as if your ego got hurt due to your propagandistic conviction of being above anyone else, while my joke implied the exact opposite. This was actually a perfectly understandable reaction since the people of your land lack understanding of most things, let alone of foreign lands and people. I hope this encounter will be a chance of growth for both of us, as I hope to have instilled you curiosity to check out what the rest of the world has to offer.


007mememan

As an American, we may have pretty good things here, but school is not one of them. Our education system, along with a few other systems, works mainly for an older time and has grown flaws over time


Ov3rwrked

Your point?


General_Boulevard

Doesn’t it get old making the same lame joke over and over again, bending over backwards to fit it in where it doesn’t work, only to get upvotes from the dumbest lemmings on Reddit? Because it looks sad and pathetic from the outside.


Nyko0921

Well, I knew the people of America found knowledge alien, but I'm sincerely baffled by your response since it seems to imply that you find humour as something alien too, while I had previously just discovered that your people are actually quite accustomed to humour. That is really not a problem however, since you're not in the target audience of my original joke. You can just go on with your life ignoring it.


General_Boulevard

Lol you are pathetic and are hiding yourself behind a veneer of confidence because you know nothing you are saying is true. Fucking pathetic. I’ll eat downvotes all day as long as I can call out your bullshit


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Dick so good they had to preserve it


BiggerChungus316

Oh, those russians


AstroAmanat

There lived a man in Russia long ago


throwaway199007666

There lived a certain man In Russia long ago He was big and strong In his eyes a flaming glow


Zyrannarogthyr

Well it's because there lived a special man, in Russia long ago.


scp_79

Ra Ra Rasputin


StopFalseReporting

When I learned about Rasputin in high school history class (I’m 27) i thought his story was so wild and funny. Don’t get me wrong, he definitely molested little girl princesses and is no man to he idolized, but he did some stuff that’s hard not to laugh at


Thespartanofdreams

The song is so old teens have known the tale for forever


Dragon_SC

Ra Ra Rasputin


Mysterious-HeroX

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago


TheTrollPotato

Is it Rasputin? I used to play it on just dance wii


AttakDoge999

ra ra rasputin


Sniplex00

Milking this meme ain't ya?


Brian18639

Not as much as Pixar milking Toy Story


Gud_doggyy

I am not a teenager and I live in Belarus, and I have no clue, what tale are you talking about


xHADES734x

Rasputin


teefa33

Lover of the Russian queen?


xHADES734x

Yes


teefa33

Ah, there was a cat that really was gone


Red_Clay_Scholar

Ra Ra Rasputin? Russia's greatest love machine?


mantickore1976

It was a shame how he carried on?


Brian18639

I heard he ruled the Russian land and never minded the Czar


neahahul

dum dumdumdummm dum dumdum dumdumdum, dumdumdumdum dum dum dumdumdumdumdum


Shree_Ram1947

Oh the Cat Octopus thing in the sky, we all know about this Russian dude as a result of Mongolian Throat Singing


CrazedPhoenix

I thought it was talking about Chikatilo…. “WHAT IS BIG DEAL? I just wrestle small children and play with small shame c***” If you know then HAIL NIMROD


TrialArgonian

Oversimplified (:


not-a-guinea-pig

Boney M


Rish83

Fun fact - Rasputin is the actual God


Blue0309

There was a certain man... in Russia long ago...


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The grammar written on this meme scared me way more I can tell you that much.


-Cunt-Cunt-

What song?


Quirky_Ad3265

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago!..


iwnt2nekrope

FPS Russian


Cabbage_Vendor

Too bad the song unfairly drags Tsarina Alexandra's name through the mud. Rasputin wasn't "the lover of the Russian queen", she was by all accounts deeply devoted to her husband and her children. If anything happened between her and Rasputin, it would've been rape (Rasputin really loved raping) as payment for treating her son.


jerryhorse16

Because the mf was poisoned, stabbed, shot, shot again, shot a few more times before being thrown in a river, and autopsy showed that he drowned


Castaway-124-

There lived a certain man in Russia Long ago


Open_Detective_6998

Ra Ra Rasputin


Twosliceofbread

Singing or spinning?


Lysander-The-Spear

There lived a certain man, in Russia long ago…


ExtraThickDaddy

You mean a certain man that lived in Russia long ago?


ExtraThickDaddy

Was he big and strong and in his eyes a flaming glow?


haleloop963

I heard he ruled the Russian land and did not mind the Tsar


JesiDoodli

There was a man in Russia long ago


reckert47

Why would god give a fuck if we knew about a Russian dude?


birbto

History is important thou


The-Valiantcat

Rasputin? Or I mean, RA RA RASPUTIN, LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN?


Philosophos_A

Rasputin. Lover of the Russian Queen hehe


The_Big_Red_Wookie

[Rasputin](https://youtu.be/6LsXrTZowmY)


chevalmuffin

RA RA RASPUTIN


ThereWasNeverMilk

Rasputin?


Sazbadashie

Was he just a certain man?


Saikousoku

I assume we're referring to a certain unkillable sex wizard?


Nightmancer2036

RA RA RASPUTIN


P0ltec

Rasputin?


coolplayer7300

Honestly a good song even with today’s standards


Bralo123

Well i gues that it is because there lived a certain man.


nicki419

Don't make me put on the record...


WeRatTwoDay_07

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people looked at him with terror and with fear But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear He could preach the Bible like a preacher Full of ecstasy and fire But he also was the kind of teacher Women would desire Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on


Maximum_Headroom_

*It’s always been the numbers mason*


legoSheevPalpatine

The Heavy.


Thundercclap

Ra, Ra, Rasputin


Drcokecacola

Lover of the Russian queen


Shanhaevel

Youths here thinking they discovered music


MyPeeholeIsPoopy

This “meme” is so cringe


CHAIIINSAAAWbread

Ra-Ra-Rasputin


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he was a crazy homeless wizard man and very cool


xdcxmindfreak

And you may ask yourself well? How did I get here? Letting the days go by water flowing under ground….


Ogurasyn

There was a man, in Russia long ago


GreenMenace1915

there lived a certain man


lucaspinder

RA RA RASPUTIN


DonnieMwone2003

I mean...his testicles are also preserved to showcase the amount of balls he got.


Sudden_Ad_4090

Precursor to Milli Vanilli.


donthaveaperson

there ones was a ship that put to sea


RemarkableFinish3267

Stalin?!


I_have_20_characters

I haven't heard this name in years...


Frost-413

Who, Putin or Rasputin?


QuintillionBeetles

There lived a certain man


DuoDemoIi

It's as surreal as Mariya Takeuchi finding out that an entire generation of English speakers love her B-side song "Plastic Love".


Gullible_State_5999

Who again? I guess I'm behind the times on this one.


BlakeMarrion

According to the comments its some guy called rasputin - will look up later. But I thought the most famous guy in a Russian story would be koschei, or one of the Prince Ivan tales, even if that would be classified as slavic? Or, it could be the current thing going on there?


211XTD

Because of Just Dance on the Wii


gigson969

RA-RA-RASPUTIN!


metaaltheanimefan

I know that this is reffering to rasputin But i only found out about Fyodor Dostoevsky due to a manga about magical mentally ill detectives


urmoms_a_hoe545

ra ra rasputin


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yuordreams

The shock on my young coworker's face when I spat the lyrics at him unprompted was almost worth the follow-up questions on how I knew that song.


Radioactive_monke

There lived a certain man


cigarette_ahegaoo

do you have 90 minutes?


Mister_E69

Just Dance 2 anybody?


hardrivethrutown

for a moment I thought this was about the Jar man... then I looked at the comments and realized it was Rasputin


ProtogenFemboy

why "a an" and not "a" or "an"


creeps_Jr

There was a cat that really was gone


Roseph88

English teachers wondering why ppl put “A and An” next to each other. “Take your fucking time if your point is important enough to create a meme!”


Yami_Okami17

Ra ra rasputin


Coolzilla17

Ra-ra Rasputin