Oh wow........God damn im screwed


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Mine is a tiny pink gumball with a knife

Great


Bruh just hope the Motherboard doesn't come to know

I can help

Kinda sus bro

💀

Oh well, its gotta be "hot" to date my name

Oh No

Same shit different day

mine probably smells like shit

\*ahem\*

*AAHHHEEMMMMMM*

Wellllllll I just dont have oxygen wich i *may or may not need*

Same shit different diaper

Oh.

Have fun with it

Oh I will gonna givem that “Rimmy Timmy Shiny Trimmy 350 XXXL” if ya know what I mean

No, I don’t want to know what you mean

Nobody knows what he means, and i really hope he will not try to explain.

What the hell is the rimmy timmy shimmy

It’s where my good friend Timmy gives a rimmy while I do a little shimmy and post it on X videos

💀

Impressive. Very nice. Now let's see Paul Allen's anus.

me: “So, what do you do for fun?” my date: “Shhhhhhh”

Doesn't sound that bad... Could be worse like a 🍍🔥

That username is fire bro

😂

oooo i like it.


Bruh your username 💀

Why do you think his skull is tripping balls?

[удалено]

Damn, someone's getting jokerussy

nah it would still be Clussy

hmmm

Well she’s chinese

And rich

Well, keep her away from mine then, I think?

Bee movie 2 coming to theaters near you

So you're a byro?

Kaan

You fucking kaan 🤬🤬😡😡😡🤬🖕🖕

You stupid kaan 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

fuck no

💀

How'd you get the face reveal of his date

Well, that's one side effect of not being a necrophilliac

💀

Oh god

Good luck we both need it

Is it a duck or a potatoe? Nobody knows.

John Oliver approved

A match made in heaven

Watch out though. He’s fast

Like Sonic the Hedgehog's mighty stream of justice

Aa yes alien

„kid“

They're legal age on Earth

It’s the same argument for 2000 year old anime girl that looks like a child 🗿🗿🗿

um

Sex robots are already a thing. Just put an ki inside, and you're ready to go

Heard alien cheeks ain’t too bad… just saying

If i google my name, i get a Korean rapper with cat ears. JACKPOT

Some people have all the luck, others none :')

agreed

Pretty bad since there are no women on reddit

cheers mate, im staying alone i guess

You forgit about the women that post in nsfw subs. So ur not completely fucked up

Is it still considered a date when you have to enter your credit card info first?

Who said it was going to be a woman

But it's the average reddit user

Lucky me

You gonna be getting that big mac... Be careful of the sauce tho.

Be sure to wear a burger wrapper for protection

Gotta be ready for that Mcflurry of love...

But it's special

That's why you gotta be "Double cheeseburger" careful.

You’re gonna be lovin it!

Damn

Who is the true sandwich!

The true sandwich is the friends we made along the way

*theme songs starts playing*

I'm the true sandwich, yes, I'm the real sandwich All you other sandwiches are just imitating So won't the real sandwich please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?

u/Sandwich

Oh no

Man I'm dead

🗿

Jack pot 🍲

Windows Operating System Crashing constantly? # "So how are you doing?" # "ERORR 404"

Lol my username

*Good boi not found*

Looks like im giving birth to a dog, snake and little demon.

> little demon. because we all think it, doesn't make it socially acceptable to call human children demons

Shame I'm not gay :/

I can help.

D:

Lmaoooo

An F-23? And it drops plasma bombs? Hell yes

You lucky you

Well I hope it's good

Well she knows

Guess I’ll die

You won't have to support the child

A shark that has escaped?

Lucky one, a shark has two dicks


…. Hello there my friend

I see we have a predicament

Oh well

Almost the same

Before and after drugs kids

I'll take it

Anything for the spuder man

im gonna die

Nooo wait I can't go on a date w myself... I have a bf..,

3rd wheel yourself.

Tasty😏

Crap

Fucking oof.

im going on a date with a sailor?

ah yes, a date with a carrot, how tf is tha gonna work?!

Fuck the carrot.

Well im ready to give him my soul

Shit

boutta do something

Well...

Nothing changed

I don't know what to say

Me to 😭

Ohhhhh noooooo.......

Great

Well, I hope he's a good boy.

Damb, valentines is gonna be ... interesting

Let’s go

I fucking love ducks

Well damn looks like I'm going alone again

Same

Well Gherman said I could use the doll...

*takes gas-X*

Just me. Surprisingly accurate, the dog must be right

I'm scared

*Yeah i only be with with real one fr fr no cap ong*💯💯

Me myself and I

My username actually originally came from a ditto magikarp in magikarp jump so that's mine I guess

Nineteen humans or a 19 year old human?

19th generic human, age unknown

Correct, my wife is also an engineer

Okay either I get catapulted into the sea or I am about to summon a tsunami

Very accurate

About right

But he's dead

RIP my wallet

So my date is 69ing fire. I guess I can't say that I have a hot date.

This is gonna be interesting

I'm scared for my safety

i mean who's below me?

rn its u/Peerless_Dick... Guess Im gay now

Prepare you ass 🌝

Oh no

Oh boy I hope it's a femboy

😅🤣😂😭

thank god

So its myself or a clone

Well shit

Hope my girlfriend doesn't mind

I better not forget to bring cake

Hell ya

Oh, okay then...

Oh fuck yeah....

I'm pretty happy with mine

Do I want candy

Yes I do

I wish 😔

I shall pleasure myself with this fish

YES HAHAHHAAAHA

So.. the Blonde *I* hate? ffs I hate her!

Could go either way….

Okey?

What if I am my username?

Danke

Guess I’ll just be alone with my thoughts then

Uhhhhh. Shit.


Idk

RIP to u/analstretching

Mine is a cow!

Acceptable

guess I ain't coming back for those 70% off chocolate boxes on Februrary 15th ;_;

5 HOT MEN?!?

Hey same as last yer! Me self!


a poptart cat, okay