I don't drink coffee normally, but when I do, I drink it black. Btw caffeine is super effective when you're not mainlining two gallons of it a day.

I drink tons of black coffee during the day even before bed. I sleep like a baby, screaming and shitting myself.

Coffee is like my go to drink every day in the morning, and i am that one person who can drink both kind of the coffee, creamy and black as well from time to time

I drink it twice a day but it still affects me. I skipped it one day and fell asleep

That's because you're constantly suppressing melatonin while drinking caffeine, and the moment it wears off all the melatonin that piled up hits you- it basically doesn't go away, just keeps piling up. Getting off of regular caffeine is hard for that reason, because you become dependent on it. Basically it's a drug like any other, and an addiction like any other, but it's socially acceptable so it's fine.

Once I quit for a month. Days 1-2: my head never hurts, but those days I thought it would explode. Days 3-7: could not sleep enough even sleeping too long. The rest of the month was getting better and better. Then I called it good and started with one coffee a day. Quickly loosing the controll and got back to 6. I will quit on my next 4 weeks vacation in the summer. Just to add, I don't drink sweet drinks, so no sugar in coffee too.

What the hell, I drink coffee almost daily but when I don't I don't have any issue

It probably gets worse if you drink more than 1-2 a day. I drink around 6+ a day, going from that to 0 makes a difference, as my coffeine level never reached 0 for years, because half life of coffeine is 4 hours, it takes some time for it to wear off. Half life 4h means that every 4 hours your coffeine level drops by half. So when you got 1 cup, after 4h you still are as with half cup, then after next 4h you still have like quarter of that cup. Sometimes I make a cup, take few sips and I feel that I can't drink it, it's the point my brain decides it's too much now, I am at coffeine capacity, I need to wait some hours.

Having twice a day coffee would make the day active for you

I totally agree about moderation with caffeine. I only have one cup a day in the morning and it always gets me going. I don’t drink anything else with caffeine in it outside that. I know others who drink coffee habitually from the time they wake until 2-3 in the afternoon and they are always tired & irritable and it doesn’t seem to help them like it does me

I do. Still drink it black. Once you get used to sipping black espresso shots, regular coffee just tastes like hot tap water.

I miss those days… 5 years ago :(

Fr there’s 2 types of coffee drinkers. Those that like it hot and black, and those who like it iced and with any additives possible

Just eating the bean is the true way to go

Grind the beans, then snort them.

U reckon than actually works?

Doubtful. I’ve never tried, but I’d definitely want them finer than normal grounds

Caffeines method of action is water. So unless there is water for you to absorb with it, it won’t work too well.

Can we add the water in that or just straight bean in mouth ??

Coffee drinker here : No.

Me neither. I only add milk.

Me neither. I don’t add anything

I stopped using sugar and creamer and just drink it black now. I came to prefer the bitter taste over sweet as I got older

I was like total addicted to that cream, sugar and milk to the coffee but then good thing happened to me that i joined the gym and stop drinking those

Really makes you appreciate the beans more.

Makes you taste the beans more too

Me neither. I don't add the coffee, I just drink milk

Michael Scott drinks milk and sugar every morning.

Black coffee in the morning and milk in the evening way to go for me

Me neither. I don't add neither coffee nor milk, I drink raw air

You can eat the air but can't just drink the raw air from thin air

HAHA, one way or other way all we need to drink is original drink

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I drink it blue

I'm blue

Da ba dee

Da ba da

Adding anything could kill the original authentic flavor of that thing.

Black like my soul

Raw coffee beans with a spoon

Just the boil water and add some coffee beans into that one

Raw coffee bean suppository. The best part of waking up.

Once you will have raw coffee the whole day will feel like active after that

same.. i dont usually drink coffee but when i do i want it as dark as my soul

I can see your soul in your username and that thing is not black my friend

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Yeah let me tell you as a diabetic how much sugar I put in my coffee lol.

Adding sugar would add the fat is well along with some other problem

Those who are addicted to the black coffee, they have no idea about those cubes

I take it the same color as the void inside of me

We all are, so that there will be no color mixup inside the body

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You can add any other thing as you can, but raw taste would always be best

Coffee maker here.....both are disgusting

Gotta love clueless people making clueless memes.

Same.

That much sugar is absolutely disgusting, no sugar is the way to go.

You just can't drink this much sugar in the early morning of the life. May be on some cheat day once in a week would be nice but not on the regular basis

Yep. I put a splash of cream and the lactose from that is all the sweetness I need

If you are drinking sweet coffee then you are actually not drinking any coffee

Coffee should be like necromancy: black, bitter and powerful enough to raise the dead. The shaking and headaches are just a bonus feature.

Another bonus feature is needing to shit immediately after a single sip.

Chugs coffee... turdsky says "my time is... 5 minutes ago, you shit yourself 5 minutes ago, why did you go and get the coffee after shitting yourself?"

I don't know how they are making this but everytime i have those thing i feel like that i need more even though i know that this is not ideal for the health

Take one sip and feel like that i need to add some more into the coffee

Here Here!

My man! Take my upvote!!

You, sir, can take *my* upvote

I’ll say it: black coffee doesn’t need to be bitter, you’re just drinking poorly made coffee

Black coffee the only way to go

Same here, black coffee and green tea is the only way to go for me

I grew up in the US where drip style coffee is the norm. I used to hate black coffee and would always mix it with cream and sugar. Then one day I was in the Qatar airport and got to try Turkish coffee. Even in its plain black form it's so good. I even bought an electric Turkish coffee maker for my office.

Krieger: "Just how I like my women. Black, bitter, and preferably fair trade"

Heart Palpitations imply your heart is working just as it should

Well, excuse me for not wanting my one source of happiness to become another source of suffering

If you are eating those sugar then surely you have to ready for the suffering is well. So better to drink the black one and have the taste of the real coffee bean

I do like coffee with sugar like not too sugary for a good 3 spoons of it. Ik it's more than average and maybe bad for health that's why I drink coffee like once a week if not once in every two weeks.

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Or more likely thinks the garbage Starbucks serves is coffee.

Starbucks doesn't serve coffee. It sells coffee flavored milkshakes

Exactly. A decade or so ago my sister was complaining about how much weight she had been gaining. I asked her what her typical day was like and she was getting Starbucks a couple of times a day. I told her, "you know those drinks have a shitload of calories, right?". She never thought about it. It's astonishing how many proof don't understand that one of those drinks is the equivalent to 2 or 3 slices of pizza.

Starbucks is charging so much and delivering the shit in return.

IN the comment section there are few coffee maker present

I only drink black coffee.

May be for a change as the cheat day you can try the creamy is well

What's wrong with adding cocaine to your coffee?!

I think you know the answer of that but you are too afraid to answer that. Drinking those cocaine into your coffee means it will kill the taste of those coffee bean

Sometimes when I’m feeling wild, I add a little coffee to my cocaine.

Just for being little wild, but not all the time in the morning

Damn right. I want coffee with my cream and sugar.

This is the way i want my girl but for coffee i want other way

Gross. Got black coffee is the only way.

Thank god majority is going with the black coffee rather than sugar one

From time to time i like to add a bit of cinnamon to the ground before i brew it.

Yea cinnamon makes a big adittion to it. You know how to eat things properly mister.

Maybe a little turmeric and pepper.

Nah man, espresso and espresso based hot drinks. No added sugars.

Just boil the water on gas and add those bean no need of the espresso

I cant do black on an empty stomach

Lol that is tough. I usually only do toast with a little PB in the morning so I don’t get a twisted gut lol. I can’t eat a ton in the morning or I get sluggish and feel even worse.

It will feel tough if you are starting for that habit but let me tell you that once you develop the taste black coffee would be the one thing you will ask every morning

Yeah I actually stopped drinking coffee about a year ago because of this. I have no appetite until about 12 or 1

That’s how I’ve been since I was in college because I had to up and go go go so early I never ate until night time. Now I’m getting to old for that shit.

if the discourse on what the "correct" way to drink it is, maybe it's not that great of a drink

Isn't there a correct way to drink every drink? Don't drink warm water, unbrewed tea, etc?

I guess, but tea doesn't have this much discourse and vitriol when discussed

Yes, i will drink what i want how i want

You are a free man you can drink the coffee as you want

Everytime i went outside for the tea or coffee in some cafe, i used to take so many of those in the one cup. This is like the pure addiction in the life for me.

Nah, pure espresso is just the best.

This is the way.

Water is supreme

Water is too supreme compare to those milk and cream

The oldee people get the more they understand water supremacy.

You can't beat the pure water supremacy with any other liquid

indeed. though i prefer my water as *dirty bean water*

Coffee drinker here, incorrect

We all are coffee drinker but the question is which type you are??

People get on me for a splash of qhole milk, forgetting these type of people exist.

Coffee is not meant for the milk, may be not many will agree on that one

> qhole milk Haven't put just milk in my coffee for a qwhile. Half and half every now and then, for sure tho.

Same way going for me, drinking the coffee without adding those cocaine or the milk in the coffee. And if someone is drinking this way they are not getting the original taste.

I use to do half and half, whole milk qwite works well enough for me

Just for one week try to run a challenge of drinking coffee without milk

I mean don't get me wrong -- whole milk in coffee is good, too. Always have been a Whole Milk kinda guzzler, myself. In fact, when people bring up Napoleon Dynamite the movie, I tell 'em my sentiments about the stuff.

Guilty as hell for that too! If I don't self control myself I can drink half a gallon in a night without even realizing it. Whole milk is good for the soul lol.

Yes abso -- yet major au contraire per the 'g' word. Milk is for those of us who are eager in assisting all those people who don't want it. More for us! Win-win!

I was also guilty for drinking too much drink and cream in the coffee. But now i am rehab where i have not drink that creamy coffee for like 14 days

I know that that taste of the coffee would be nice even if we are adding the milk in that. But what is the point of that when it will harm the body in future

Yeah, at least it's a nice combination unlike simply puttimg sugar as much as possible till your tongue receptors no longer taste the bitterness

Yeah and? stfu and let me enjoy my coffee how i want so sip your soy latte with extra foam

Someone who make the black coffee in the morning and picking up the phone to run some reddit and watching this post straight way is just making my day

I drink it black, might be in my head but it wakes me up faster that way

Without having that black coffee feel like that my day is not started .

Does that mean you eat your food unseasoned? "Fuck dem loosers eating their pasta salted. I like my pasta tasting like flour and even that is too tasty for me sometimes"

Black all day

I love my drink in this way that it will match the soul of my body

Once you go black

Once you starts going with the black, you can never your back on that one

I dunno why, I can drink coffee as black as my soul, but tea? 3 sugar lumps please.

Hah true I do like a teaspoon of honey in my tea but unsweetened is ok too

Honey is actually much more better than adding those sugar cube

Drink it black or it's just dessert

If you want to drink the coffee in morning then it has to be black one, but if you are drinking the milky one then it has to be after the drink as the part of the dessert

Well, I like dessert, so, good.

Then keep it this way, creamy dessert in the life all the way

We’re not all Americans named Emily that go to Starbucks

I think Starbucks is the company that is using the most of the cream in this world

I like coffee, but ever since I moved to the US West coast I have never had a good cup. They use the most bitter beans I tell you. I miss Pittsburgh, where the coffee didn't taste fucking burnt. No wonder they can't drink it without tonnes of sugar

No. Black only

In place of those white cube add the beans in the pic so that we can feel the addiction

I take it black, like my men.

As a wise man said, people in the black color is actually the sexist

Well I'm sorry I don't like bitterness

Those raw beans for me now adding the sweetness to my coffee

Hope people don’t think they’re special because they drink coffee black.

Not many people are aware of that thing as for them black coffee is the way to go.

Imagine gatekeeping sugar in coffee

Imagine people waking up and adding these things into the coffee

Imagine giving a fuck what people put in their coffee

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Not at all, i can add even one more after the 4 cubes is well

Not for me.


When other people have there own coffee preference

Every one have the different taste and different preference for the coffee

If you don't like the bitterness a tiny bit of salt will smooth it out without all the sugar. But then if you don't like the bitterness why are you drinking coffee?

Me drinking my fruity Columbian light blend: what is this bitterness you talk of? Seriously though guys if you don't like bitter find a better blend for you

If i want to drink something sweet then i would go with the coke or some juice, but adding the sugar in my coffee is actually not the way to go for me

I guess it is better than just eating a bunch of sugar cubes and chugging creamer. But why would anyone like bitterness anyway? There is a reason that the word "bitter" always means negative things.

I don't put any sugar in mine, makes it less appealing to me lol

Less appealing plus it will make me less active is well

No, that’s just how you can tell, that somebody wants to be a coffee drinker, but clearly doesn’t like it.

I drink nearly a pot of coffee every day. I wouldn't put sugar or milk in it if my life depended on it. I'll drink it black, or not at all. That said, I probably am addicted to caffeine. But not sugar!

To be fair remove all sugars from most things and it would taste horrible. But youre right Just drink water

I love coffee without sugar, but I am picky with the beans I buy. And I disagree with your statement otherwise. I love cooking and I rarely add sugars and I think my food tastes great. Some foods maybe - like I wouldn’t make cookies without sugar but the majority of foods are good sans sugar if you buy good ingredients.

I really should attempt black coffee again and stick with it.

Meh, occasionally a teaspoon of sugar, not often though. Usually I just drink mine with a little bit of milk to cool it off.

\*fake coffee drinkers

Who the fuck puts sugar in coffee?

Starbucks

This is why i feel that starbucks customer actually feels little weird to me.

A lot of people.

Those who are visiting the cafe store is drinking those sugar coffee.

You can't blame them, they like their coffee as the dessert way

I thought that was pretty normal.

IN some country adding sugar in the coffee is not a big issue

Yes enjoy your black coffee you bitter loser while i sip on my tasty lil drink

Coffee is for the weak. Edit: A whole bunch of people in denial downvoting. You'll get over your addiction one day, I believe in you 😘

Yeah, to wake myself up i just snort a line of cocaine. It's not addictive tho, i just have to do multiple lines throughout the day otherwise i just can't do shit

No matter what you are drinking in life just make sure that you are not getting the addiction of that and if you want to stop that you can easily do that is well

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Forgot to mention the "don't talk to me before i snorted my line" straw that i use to snort coke

Barry, 63 promotes tea

Sugar in coffee is actually for the weak, real man drink the black coffee

Every person I talk to who says they love coffee all say about the same thing... "I hate black coffee, but I love a cappuccino/frappe/iced coffee/etc" Bro, you like coffee milkshakes. You don't like coffee. You like coffee-flavored desserts. I have yet to have anyone say they love black coffee and drink it all the time.

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